View Full Version : Toilet posture
RealSNR
02-03-2005, 12:13 AM
What is the proper way to sit on the can?
Poll forthcoming
Spicy McHaggis
02-03-2005, 12:19 AM
I chose arms resting on thighs. I find its still comfortable for reading. As immature as it may sound I've actually had this conversation with my roommate last year. He took what I liked to call "vacation shits". I swear I watched Braveheart before he got back once.
Phobia
02-03-2005, 12:22 AM
Other. I tend to thrash about on the shitter. Who doesn't?
PastorMikH
02-03-2005, 12:24 AM
Other. I tend to thrash about on the s...r. Who doesn't?
You should be careful, moving around too much can cause a seat to get loose and want to slide around on you.
Other. I tend to thrash about on the shitter. Who doesn't?
When I first glanced at this post I thought you said "Otter"... I was like :spock:....
Phobia
02-03-2005, 12:24 AM
You should be careful, moving around too much can cause a seat to get loose and want to slide around on you.
Man, I knew that story would come back to bite me....
PastorMikH
02-03-2005, 12:25 AM
Man, I knew that story would come back to bite me....
ROFL ROFL
Seriously, where's the "legs draped over back of toilet, back facing the front to allow for maximum abdominal distention" option?
DenverChief
02-03-2005, 01:05 AM
I chose arms resting on thighs. I find its still comfortable for reading. As immature as it may sound I've actually had this conversation with my roommate last year. He took what I liked to call "vacation shits". I swear I watched Braveheart before he got back once.
I'd bet he wasn't shitting ;)
Pants
02-03-2005, 02:04 AM
Most def. hunched...
mikey23545
02-03-2005, 04:00 AM
Hunched over with my game face on, ready for bidness.
Miles
02-03-2005, 04:09 AM
Hunched while my arms are propping up some fine reading material.
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