This was a shitty, shitty, shitty day.

[JimNasium]

My 39th birthday was highlighted by significant job stress, divorce stress and child stress. I would hope that the board would put this all into perspective and just tell me to sack up and be a man. The ball is now in your court.

[Hammock Parties]

We should give JimNasium the 10x rep stick for his birthday.

[siberian khatru]

Well, at least you didn't commit suicide ... yet.

[JimNasium]

Well, at least you didn't commit suicide ... yet.
I'm considering a leap off of the viaduct. Does this count?

[Bwana]

Go drink a beer........err, make that about 10 beers.

[morphius]

It could be worse, you could have to go through your life as gochiefs...

[Phobia]

I'm considering a leap off of the viaduct. Does this count?

Which viaduct?

[|Zach|]

Jim, you want me to kick someone's ass?

I am crazy I will do it.

[siberian khatru]

I'm considering a leap off of the viaduct. Does this count?

Not if the viaduct is 3 feet high.

[JimNasium]

It could be worse, you could have to go through your life as gochiefs...
Wow! Suddenly I feel completely normal. Thanks!

[siberian khatru]

Go drink a beer........err, make that about 10 beers.

I prefer masturbation, but to each his own.

[JimNasium]

Which viaduct?
Boonville?

[Phobia]

Have you had your birthday blowjob yet today?

Don't you think you should get out there and find yourself somebody who looks like he could use a release?

[Pants]

I prefer masturbation, but to each his own.

10 times? Wouldn't that hurt?

[Phobia]

Boonville?

That's meaningful to me. I'll abandon this line of questioning now.

[siberian khatru]

10 times? Wouldn't that hurt?

Eventually the skin toughens and callouses.

[Iowanian]

Little Buddy jimBro...........

Sack it up........It could be worse.

I thought I was having a rough spell the past couple of weeks, and then I talked to my buddy who was at the Cancer Unit of a Childrens hospital with his 2 year old for another round of treatments.

Drink a beer, Rub one out, take a deep breath and turn a Movie on the tube with lots of explosions.

You could put on a ski mask and go down to the 7-11 and beat the baJesus out of the first College kid you see with Face Jewelry.....or the one that most resembles your ex's new boyfriend.

[Bwana]

10 times? Wouldn't that hurt?

Have you seen how thick his glasses are?

[Hoover]

Sorry man, it will get better dude.

[Pants]

Have you seen how thick his glasses are?

ROFL, I'm surprised he's not completely blind yet.

[JimNasium]

BTW, have I mentioned lately just how much I hate all of you?

[Bwana]

BTW, have I mentioned lately just how much I hate all of you?

Numerous times.........

[Phobia]

Little Buddy jimBro...........

Sack it up........It could be worse.

I thought I was having a rough spell the past couple of weeks, and then I talked to my buddy who was at the Cancer Unit of a Childrens hospital with his 2 year old for another round of treatments.

Thanks threadkiller. Best wishes to your buddy's child. Mine will be 2 in June. I can't possibly imagine.

[Iowanian]

No........But you can put the cyber-boots to Iowanian.........that butthole needs his ass kicked online.

[Pants]

This thread has an incredible mix of emotions. So very special.

[JimNasium]

Numerous times.........
ROFL God I hate you.

[siberian khatru]

Have you seen how thick his glasses are?

You should see the palms of my hands:

http://www.costumesontheweb.com/merchant2/images/50027BS.jpg

[JimNasium]

This thread has an incredible mix of emotions. So very special. BTW, eat shit and die.













:p

[Bwana]

ROFL God I hate you.

:)

[Phobia]

Ready?

1 2 3 SURPRISE!!!!

Happy Birthday.

Did you know about the online birthday party tonight? I'll bet tommykat spilled, didn't she?

[Iowanian]

I had a very good buddy in college from Booneville......blackwater actually I guess.

Never mind.

[Jenson71]

Happy Birthday, Jim! :toast:

[stevieray]

The sun will come up tommorrow
bet your bottom dollar that tommorrow

will suck too.

[JimNasium]

I fear I would be remiss if I didn't post the following on this thread:

WTF is going on here?

[JimNasium]

So, how many times have you turned 39 now?
I'm spending my 40th in Vegas. Are you game? Bitch?

[Hoover]

What caused you job stress?

[morphius]

How is this, my son has been sick with different things the last two years, from reoccuring sinus infections, to having his tonsils and adnoids removed, to fighting off pnemonia for 4 months. He is almsot four and is finally healthy enough that he is willing to be willing to potty train. He still doesn't sleep through the night, may be the most stubborn person alive, oh, and is sick AGAIN! Did I forgot to mention he has been bigger then a lot fof 5 years olds since he was 2.5 years old, so its near impossible to make him do anything. Until the last 4 months it took both the wife and I to hold him down to get him to take any medication, the doctors were shocked what a pain the ass it was when they tried.

Well, thats part of my life...

Morphius
holding on for the bumpy ride.

[JimNasium]

What caused you job stress?
Anthrax. HIV. Methamphatamine.

[Hoover]

Anthrax. HIV. Methamphatamine.
Dude get a new job! Or is that from the wife?

[JimNasium]

How is this, my son has been sick with different things the last two years, from reoccuring sinus infections, to having his tonsils and adnoids removed, to fighting off pnemonia for 4 months. He is almsot four and is finally healthy enough that he is willing to be willing to potty train. He still doesn't sleep through the night, may be the most stubborn person alive, oh, and is sick AGAIN! Did I forgot to mention he has been bigger then a lot fof 5 years olds since he was 2.5 years old, so its near impossible to make him do anything. Until the last 4 months it took both the wife and I to hold him down to get him to take any medication, the doctors were shocked what a pain the ass it was when they tried.

Well, thats part of my life...

Morphius
holding on for the bumpy ride.

I have nothing to hold up in perspective to you. Thank you for putting my life into perspective.

[Iowanian]

Jimbo............

Now that Viagra is paid for by medicare, you can always start working out, to impress the laidees.

[gblowfish]

Rub...one....out?

Yikes said Zippy.

[JimNasium]

Vegas? Here, twist my bad arm.
Seriously, start saviing your buicks. It's gonna get ugly. One year from now I am gonna have a shit-house brawl.

[JimNasium]

Did I just say Buicks? God, I am a dumbass.

[JimNasium]

Buicks? I drove one in high school, but I got rid of that thing years ago.
Hey, **** you. ROFL

[siberian khatru]

Did I just say Buicks? God, I am a dumbass.

Haha, and a shitty day just got shittier.

[stevieray]

Did I just say Buicks? God, I am a dumbass.


you forgot old, dumbass.

[Iowanian]

Rub...one....out?

Yikes said Zippy.

YOu might call it "wiggle the worm"


you know
Pump the Python
flog the dolphin
polish the Bishop
choke the governor
take Handrea parking

or as rainman calls it
skin the meat banana

[Jenny Gump]

Sounds like Jimmy needs some TLC....




...do you know ol' Rosie Palmer?

[KCWolfman]

Climb a tower and shoot a bunch of people. That's what a lot of wackos do.

[Iowanian]

Sounds like Jimmy needs some TLC....




...do you know ol' Rosie Palmer?

Maybe you should throw him a neked pic to help the poor guy work the kinks out, in his time of need.

[siberian khatru]

But rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight rosie

[Jenny Gump]

Maybe you should throw him a neked pic to help the poor guy work the kinks out, in his time of need.

Done.

[go bo]

Done.hey!

i've got kinks, too... :huh: :huh: :huh:

[KCWolfman]

hey!

i've got kinks, too... :huh: :huh: :huh:
That's what your wife said while stocking up on whipping cream, pink nylon rope, and a tub full of monkeys

[ChiTown]

My 39th birthday was highlighted by significant job stress, divorce stress and child stress. I would hope that the board would put this all into perspective and just tell me to sack up and be a man. The ball is now in your court.

Could be worse.................you could have been turning forty.

[Inspector]

My 39th birthday was highlighted by significant job stress, divorce stress and child stress. I would hope that the board would put this all into perspective and just tell me to sack up and be a man. The ball is now in your court.


OK.

Sack up and be a man.

Like everything in life, this too will pass. Time is a great healer.

Look at the bright side. You are only 39 years old. Plenty of time to get past this and on to better things. You'll look back on this and be glad it happened because of the great things that will come later. (Jeez, wish I was 39 again......)

Good luck and once again, sack up and be a man.

[KCWolfman]

Could be worse.................you could have been turning forty.
Shut up, Fag!

[go bo]

That's what your wife said while stocking up on whipping cream, pink nylon rope, and a tub full of monkeyswow, monkeys!

last week it was goats... :(

[Iowanian]

You should really be Glad...........at 39, the young Poon will assume you're at a succesful stage in your life. With a little rust knocked off your game You'll be knocking down more Springfield Poon that Zach WISHES he was.

[ChiTown]

Shut up, Fag!

Ease up, gramps..............

ROFL

[go bo]

OK.

Sack up and be a man.

Like everything in life, this too will pass. Time is a great healer.

Look at the bright side. You are only 39 years old. Plenty of time to get past this and on to better things. You'll look back on this and be glad it happened because of the great things that will come later. (Jeez, wish I was 39 again......)

Good luck and once again, sack up and be a man.i'd kill for a chance to be 39 again... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[KCWolfman]

You should really be Glad...........at 39, the young Poon will assume you're at a succesful stage in your life. With a little rust knocked off your game You'll be knocking down more Springfield Poon that Zach WISHES he was.
Zach wishes he was poon?

Damn, I have missed a lot.

[go bo]

Zach wishes he was poon?

Damn, I have missed a lot.ROFL ROFL ROFL

see? you've been spending too much time in the dc forum... :p :p :p

[KC Jones]

Jim,

I've always respected you.


However that was before I found out what an old whiner you are. Sack up and be a man.

[KCWolfman]

ROFL ROFL ROFL

see? you've been spending too much time in the dc forum... :p :p :p
Honestly, I haven't been there much either.

[|Zach|]

Zach wishes he was poon?

Damn, I have missed a lot.
I think I missed something as well.

[stevieray]

I think I missed something as well.

Zach is a pitcher. get it right people.

[ChiTown]

Zach is a pitcher. get it right people.

Thanks. I'll have to remember not to bend over around Zach...............

[KCWolfman]

I think I missed something as well.
Shut up, you poon, you

[KCWolfman]

Zach is a pitcher. get it right people.
Pitchin or catchin, you are still playin ball

[|Zach|]

:eek:

[go bo]

Honestly, I haven't been there much either.well, gee...

you act like you just got a new job with a lot of responsibility or something...

can it be that you're actually gotten a life?

and after such an inspiring career as a chief planeteer...

who'd a thunk it? :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[go bo]

Zach is a pitcher. get it right people.gosh zach...

i didn't know you played softball... :shake: :shake: :shake:

[Rausch]

My 39th birthday was highlighted by significant job stress, divorce stress and child stress. I would hope that the board would put this all into perspective and just tell me to sack up and be a man. The ball is now in your court.

[KCWolfman]

gosh zach...

i didn't know you played softball... :shake: :shake: :shake:
I think Stevie meant that Zach's a little teapot

[PastorMikH]

Man Jim, sorry to hear you had such a bad day. I probably would have read this sooner but, well, say, if we both wake up tommorow to today, I'll trade you, OK?

[Mr. Kotter]

Sack up; and be a man!?

:shrug:

Seriously though; hang in there...

[alanm]

You should really be Glad...........at 39, the young Poon will assume you're at a succesful stage in your life. With a little rust knocked off your game You'll be knocking down more Springfield Poon that Zach WISHES he was.I just wish it worked that way. The only poon he's going to find is divorced 30 something poon with 3-4 kids.
:deevee: :)

[go bo]

I just wish it worked that way. The only poon he's going to find is divorced 30 something poon with 3-4 kids.
:deevee: :)hmmmmmmmm...

divorced 30 year old poon...

yummy! :) :) :)

[Hammock Parties]

Um....why is he limited to divorced 30-year old with baggage?

[Mr. Kotter]

Um....why is he limited to divorced 30-year old with baggage?

He isn't; Alan is just a bitter....er, eh...."nerd?"

:p

[Mosbonian]

How is this, my son has been sick with different things the last two years, from reoccuring sinus infections, to having his tonsils and adnoids removed, to fighting off pnemonia for 4 months. He is almsot four and is finally healthy enough that he is willing to be willing to potty train. He still doesn't sleep through the night, may be the most stubborn person alive, oh, and is sick AGAIN! Did I forgot to mention he has been bigger then a lot fof 5 years olds since he was 2.5 years old, so its near impossible to make him do anything. Until the last 4 months it took both the wife and I to hold him down to get him to take any medication, the doctors were shocked what a pain the ass it was when they tried.

Well, thats part of my life...

Morphius
holding on for the bumpy ride.

Morph....

I don't want to piss on your petunias and tell you it was raining....but if he's off the charts now, it ain't getting better.

My 12 y/o is already 5'11" and weighs 189 lbs.....try holding one that big down to give him the weekly allergy shots.... Add to that he has Aspergers Autism and you get a fun mix. But, I gotta admit that my world would be completely empty without him and his little sister...

mmaddog
*******

[alanm]

He isn't; Alan is just a bitter....er, eh...."nerd?"

:p I'm not bitter. Believe me divorced women in their 30's are the best.
:thumb: They stopped playing games years ago and have only one thing on their mind. :p All I was saying was Jim nearing 40... That is unless he's got $100's hanging out of his pockets is going to have somewhat of a hard time hitting on the under 25ish girls. :)

[alanm]

Um....why is he limited to divorced 30-year old with baggage?
He's not limited to anything. And I'll take all the divorced 30ish women I can get my hands on.
Thank you. :)