Goodbye Chiefsplanet ..........

[royr17]

For a week that is of course. :p

Will be out of town for a week so enjoy it while im gone, no chiefsplanet, no jayhawks, nothin.

So enjoy my time while im away, because it doesnt happen very often, hehe. :)

See you guys when I get back. :thumb:

[Bob Dole]

We're not faling for this shit again, Ayeayeaye.

[royr17]

Well but i will be gone, when you dont see me postin for a week, you'll know why.

[Dartgod]

How long you going to be gone? In total weeks, that is?

[htismaqe]

Well shit.

Who's going to copy and paste the idiotic ramblings of the Star Board now?

[htismaqe]

How long you going to be gone? In total weeks, that is?

3.

[Mr. Kotter]

So short? :p

See you later, Roy III.

Remember your penicillin. :thumb:

[Eleazar]

nuthooks

[royr17]

How long you going to be gone? In total weeks, that is?

Just 1 week.

[royr17]

So short? :p

See you later, Roy III.

Remember your penicillin. :thumb:

Alright, I wanna try to get to 2,800 posts before i go.

[Calcountry]

We're not faling for this shit again, Ayeayeaye.You username whore.

[royr17]

By the end of today he'll only be gone for two days.

I'll be gone from this place for 8 days.

[Bob Dole]

Alright, I wanna try to get to 2,800 posts before i go.

You probably shouldn't have said anything about that...

[ROYC75]

ROFLMAO.........

NOT GETTING 2800 ! LOL

[ROYC75]

Hot damn, is he ever so pissed ! :D

[htismaqe]

I think we could probably get him 2800 negative rep points before he leaves...

[ROYC75]

WOW.......

Just WOW .

[Bob Dole]

Hot damn, is he ever so pissed ! :D

What's he pissed about now?

[ROYC75]

2797 and holding ...........

[royc03]

Unblock my ACCOUNT, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[royc03]

Jesus friggin bebe.

[Mr. Laz]

I think we could probably get him 2800 negative rep points before he leaves...

i concur (<--- for our mizzery friends that means agree :p )

[royc03]

I got topics i want to post on and i cant flippin post, bunch of bullcrap, damn you guys.

[htismaqe]

Oh ****...you locked his account?

ROFL

[htismaqe]

I got topics i want to post on and i cant flippin post, bunch of bullcrap, damn you guys.

Lighten up Francis.

[ROYC75]

Oh ****...you locked his account?

ROFL


Like I said...2797 and holding !

[Eleazar]

ROFL

get his IP next time ROFL

[royc03]

I want to post this is really p*ssin me off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ROYC75]

Oh WOW, now he wants me to unlock it ! LOL Like I can do something about it !

[htismaqe]

I want to post this is really p*ssin me off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, you're posting right now, aren't you?

[royc03]

Cochise you can just SHUT UP

[Mr. Laz]

Unblock my ACCOUNT, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


http://deephousepage.com/smilies/lach.gif

[royc03]

Um, you're posting right now, aren't you?

Yea but not under the right name thought !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[htismaqe]

Yea but not under the right name thought !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It don't matter, everybody knows who you are...

If you're worried about your post count, I can fix that...

For a nominal fee.

[Eleazar]

Cochise you can just SHUT UP

Shouldn't you be spending some quality time with your happy sock before you leave?

[ROYC75]

It don't matter, everybody knows who you are...

If you're worried about your post count, I can fix that...

For a nominal fee.

ROFL ROFL ROFL


But wait, he will want me to float the loan ! :shake:

[royc03]

Screw Chiefsplanet, Im glad im gettin out here away from the clown and buttheads !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[royc03]

I wanna be able to post under my name, not under one i created cause they changed mine on my birthday.

[Eleazar]

Unblock my ACCOUNT, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
..

[htismaqe]

Damn, I never realized just how much negative rep my negative rep was worth...

ROFL

[Eleazar]

Damn, I never realized just how much negative rep my negative rep was worth...

ROFL

ROFL

I wanted to neg him more but I already hit every post on this thread :D

[htismaqe]

You did that, huh? I was thinking, "Good Lord, didn't take him long to get into the red."

It's unreal...one click boom!

[royc03]

I just wanna be able to post on my regular account.

[Calcountry]

I just wanna be able to post on my regular account.:hmmm:I don't think that you are going to be able to get that done by begging. lmao.

[ROYC75]

unlock my sons account now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Calcountry]

unlock my sons account now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You push your dad out of the way to post under is username???

[Eleazar]

unlock my sons account now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... this posting style looks familiar... ROFL

[ROYC75]

unlock my sons account now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh Good Grief, He knows my password ! :eek:

[Mr. Kotter]

You probably shouldn't have said anything about that...

Priceless.... ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

Que "Deliverance" theme....Dueling Banjos....as, ROYC75, and son posing as ROYC75 battle....

BRB, going to get popcorn.... ROFL

[ROYC75]

OK guys,I can't handle him anymore.........

I'm try'n to get some work done here in order to get at least 1 of the 3 weeks .

[ROYC75]

Que "Deliverance" theme....Dueling Banjos....as, ROYC75, and son posing as ROYC75 battle....

BRB, going to get popcorn.... ROFL

ROFL

[royc03]

Mods will you unlock my account plz so that i can post on royr17 at least until i leave for the week, and then you can lock it back up till i get back whatever, but let me post under my name plz.

[Mr. Kotter]

Mods will you unlock my account plz so that i can post on royr17 at least until i leave for the week, and then you can lock it back up till i get back whatever, but let me post under my name plz.

Psssttt......"reverse psychology" much? :hmmm:

Come on, Roy....I know you are up to it; all those girls stumblin' over themselves to get to you....heh, heh. I know you can figure this one out... :thumb:

[royc03]

Psssttt......"reverse psychology" much? :hmmm:

Come on, Roy....I know you are up to it; all those girls stumblin' over themselves to get to you....heh, heh. I know you can figure this one out... :thumb:

YOu guys had your fun and games and it was funny at first but can you guys unlock it plz.

[ROYC75]

And I have to travel for 3 hrs in a car with him tonight ? :shake:

[Eleazar]

Going to have to skip that vacation for a week for a week if you are going to make it from 13 posts to 2800 ROFL

[royc03]

Im done with this, I cant handle this shit anymore, you guys have pushed me to the limit like a father with 15 children, bye for a week and you guys will be lucky if i ever get on Chiefsplanet again.

[Mr. Kotter]

YOu guys had your fun and games and it was funny at first but can you guys unlock it plz.

Sorry; I'm no mod...you know I would if I could, dude. :thumb:

[Mr. Kotter]

Im done with this, I cant handle this shit anymore, you guys have pushed me to the limit like a father with 15 children, bye for a week and you guys will be lucky if i ever get on Chiefsplanet again.

Simmer down, Roy. Brian's just razzin' you; it's kinda like on the bus....you only pick on the people you like.

[royc03]

Sorry; I'm no mod...you know I would if I could, dude. :thumb:

I know i was meanin for the mods to just see that. But thanks man that you would do that.

[Eleazar]

Yeah, if we didn't like you then you'd get the warpaint treatment.

[Mr. Kotter]

Brian?!?!? WTF? I haven't done anything.

Parker? :hmmm:

[royc03]

Simmer down, Roy. Brian's just razzin' you; it's kinda like on the bus....you only pick on the people you like.

Yea but right now I feel like a father with 15 children and no nerves left to handle them.

[shakesthecat]

How many children?

[Mr. Kotter]

Yea but right now I feel like a father with 15 children and no nerves left to handle them.

Take a box of kleenex, and head to www.bigboobedmidgets.com... spend 20 or 30 minutes lookin' around, and you'll feel better. :thumb:

[royc03]

How many children?

I feel like a father right now with 15 kids to take care of and no nerves left to handle them.

[Saulbadguy]

Sorry Roy..but this is hilarious. ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

How many children?

15 twice would be 30....hell, like bein' a teacher for a day. :hmmm:

[Eleazar]

...you guys will be lucky if i ever get on Chiefsplanet again.

How would that make us lucky? :hmmm:

[htismaqe]

You account's not locked.

[Bob Dole]

15 twice would be 30....hell, like bein' a teacher for a day. :hmmm:


You're pretty good at that there ciphering.

[htismaqe]

Parker? :hmmm:

Hey, I had NOTHING to do with it.

[Bob Dole]

Hey, I had NOTHING to do with it.

You laughed at him. That's involvement enough.

[Mr. Kotter]

You're pretty good at that there ciphering.

Actually, I maxed the "math" portion of the teacher exam (that's not saying much, truthfully, though)....34 on my Math ACT; I always thought "what's the point" though--never "liked" it....

[Mr. Kotter]

Hey, I had NOTHING to do with it.

That damn Tammie is sneaky...isn't she? :shake:

[Saulbadguy]

Roy, you told me you wouldn't start a thread about this. You said you've learned your lesson. :shake:

[htismaqe]

You laughed at him. That's involvement enough.

You just HAD to poke him with that stick, didn't you?

[royr17]

You account's not locked.

So who locked my account ???

[JazzzLovr]

Brian?!?!? WTF? I haven't done anything.

ROFL So THAT'S why the Senator has been changing usernames so often lately... He can stir up shit and someone with a similar name gets blamed!

ROFL

[royr17]

God this thread has sucked

[Eleazar]

ROFL ROFL ROFL

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

[Saulbadguy]

Haha. REP WAR!!!

[royc03]

ROFL I figured you and htis would have something like that.

Naw just Cochise cause i cant stand the guy.

[royc03]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh SHIZNIT, my account is locked again !!!!!!!!!!!

[Eleazar]

ROFL I figured you and htis would have something like that.

ROFL someone ought to change his name to Drama Queen or something ROFL

[tk13]

ROFL So THAT'S why the Senator has been changing usernames so often lately... He can stir up shit and someone with a similar name gets blamed!

ROFL
You better watch your back then, I'm guessing "BobbbLovr" is probably next.

[JazzzLovr]

You better watch your back then, I'm guessing "BobbbLovr" is probably next.

Yeah I actually had the same thought when I posted that.

[tk13]

Yeah I actually had the same thought when I posted that.
You're a mod, just change it to "Bobmyselfandi".

[JazzzLovr]

You're a mod, just change it to "Bobmyselfandi".

ROFL I wouldn't want the Senator devising some method of revenge for me. He's much more evil than I am. :eek:

[Calcountry]

How would that make us lucky? :hmmm:Yes, we are ever so lucky to be graced by his presence. lMFAO.

[htismaqe]

Hey, check your rep.

What about it?

[htismaqe]

God this thread has sucked

You started it.

[htismaqe]

I thought it might've been Cochise-like.

Nah.

I enabled the "roy can't give htismaqe rep" setting on his account...

[Hammock Parties]

Change his username to Meatpeeker...that'll really set him off.

[|Zach|]

I feel like a father right now with 15 kids to take care of and no nerves left to handle them.
Sorry, there is a usage limit on this phrase set at 3.

-Quality Assurance Branch Of The Chiefs Planet Phrasing Department.

[royc03]

Be glad when 5 o'clock gets here, cause im outta here for a week.

[Mr. Kotter]

Be glad when 5 o'clock gets here, cause im outta here for a week.

Are you locked out again, Roy17?

[|Zach|]

Be glad when 5 o'clock gets here, cause im outta here for a week.
You are leaving?

[royc03]

Are you locked out again, Roy17?

Yep, sure am.

[royc03]

You are leaving?

Yep, goin out of town for a week.

[Mr. Kotter]

You are leaving?

His dad's shippin' him off to Cancun; he's gonna scam Mexican chicks for the next 8 days...

[|Zach|]

His dad's shippin' him off to Cancun; he's gonna scam Mexican chicks for the next 8 days...
Wacky, he should make a thread.

[JazzzLovr]

Yep, goin out of town for a week.

Really? I had no idea. How long will you be gone?

[royc03]

I really think they locked it so I wouldnt get 2800 posts today, I was 1 away and they didnt want me gettin it.

[Mr. Kotter]

Wacky, he should make a thread.

He tried to, but that meanie Tammie "locked" his account before he could get to 2800... :shake:

[royc03]

Really? I had no idea. How long will you be gone?

For 8 days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JazzzLovr]

I really think they locked it so I wouldnt get 2800 posts today, I was 1 away and they didnt want me gettin it.

I'm sure that was just an amazing coincidence.

[Mr. Kotter]

I really think they locked it so I wouldnt get 2800 posts today, I was 1 away and they didnt want me gettin it.

See, Zach....I told you.

[JazzzLovr]

He tried to, but that meanie Tammie "locked" his account before he could get to 2800... :shake:

It wasn't me. It was BobbbLovr.

[royc03]

Really? I had no idea. How long will you be gone?

I know they did cause i was tryin to get 2800 before i left and they said i shouldnt have said that and locked my account.

[KS Smitty]

I really think they locked it so I wouldnt get 2800 posts today, I was 1 away and they didnt want me gettin it.

No way! The mods on here can't be that mean. Why don't you take about a week off and then come back and get number 2800 with a post of all the details of your time off. ;)

[|Zach|]

His dad's shippin' him off to Cancun; he's gonna scam Mexican chicks for the next 8 days...
Reminds me of a funny story. A couple friends were in Mexico and had just hit a couple bars my buddy was on a bus and a little drunks he looks at this girl and started to talk to her. The conversation went like this...

My friend Evan: ¿Cómo se llama usted? (what is your name)

Girl: says her name

Evan: ¿Tiene buen tiempo usted? (are you having a good time?)

Girl: Sí, un tiempo muy bueno. (yes, a very good time)

Evan: ¿De dónde están usted? (where are from?)

Girl: LONG ISLAND

Evan: Why am I talking to you in Spanish?

Girl: I have no idea.

[Mr. Kotter]

It wasn't me. It was BobbbLovr.

WTF....is he is "stealth" mode today? He's SUPPOSED to be on 5th and Vine, makin' me some Benjamin's across from the Caberet. Damn, Arkansan tranny hos---can't trust 'em.... :shake:

[JazzzLovr]

No way! The mods on here can't be that mean. Why don't you take about a week off and then come back and get number 2800 with a post of all the details of your time off. ;)

A week? I thought it was 8 days.

WTF is going on here?

[royc03]

No way! The mods on here can't be that mean. Why don't you take about a week off and then come back and get number 2800 with a post of all the details of your time off. ;)

Naw I'll pass on that.

[Bob Dole]

Yep, goin out of town for a week.


So how long will you be gone?

[JazzzLovr]

Naw I'll pass on that.

You know, if you keep it up, maybe you can hit 2800 with this account instead.

[Mr. Kotter]

Reminds me of a funny story. A couple friends were in Mexico and had just hit a couple bars my buddy was on a bus and a little drunks he looks at this girl and started to talk to her. The conversation went like this...

My friend Evan: ¿Cómo se llama usted? (what is your name)

Girl: says her name

Evan: ¿Tiene buen tiempo usted? (are you having a good time?)

Girl: Sí, un tiempo muy bueno. (yes, a very good time)

Evan: ¿De dónde están usted? (where are from?)

Girl: LONG ISLAND

Evan: Why am I talking to you in Spanish?

Girl: I have no idea.

ROFL

That's good.

[|Zach|]

ROFL

That's good.
Ya, I guess when she said Long Island she told him like he was a complete idiot...which at the time prob held true.

[Mr. Kotter]

Hey, Roy....when are you comin' back?

[royc03]

So how long will you be gone?

For 8 Days a Week and a day, from the 4th till the 13th.

[royc03]

You know, if you keep it up, maybe you can hit 2800 with this account instead.

Yea your tellin me, but this account is a dud.

[royc03]

Hey, Roy....when are you comin' back?

I'll be back on Sunday, Feb. 13th.

[JazzzLovr]

For 8 Days a Week and a day, from the 4th till the 13th.

Isn't that 9 days?

[KS Smitty]

A week? I thought it was 8 days.

WTF is going on here?


:hmmm: Well I'm getting conflicting stories here, first he said a week and now it's 8 days.... :shrug:

Hey Roy exactly how long will you be gone anyway?

[Dartgod]

For 8 Days a Week and a day, from the 4th till the 13th.
13
-4
----
9

WTF? I thought you were only going to be gone for a week and would be back in a week and then it was 8 days and now it's 9?

Or is it 8 days + 1 week (7 days) + 1 day = 16 days?

I'm soooooooo confused.... :banghead:

[Mr. Kotter]

For 8 Days a Week and a day, from the 4th till the 13th.

Shit, Roy. Did you ask anyone over at KCStar.com to make sure they keep the Planet posted about any "rumors" about the Chiefs....? :hmmm:

;)

[royc03]

Isn't that 9 days?

yea I think so .......

[Mr. Kotter]

I'll be back on Sunday, Feb. 13th.

2005, or 2006?

[royc03]

Ok, guys, listen, im leavin tonight so thats half a day till sunday feb 13th., so really its 8 days and a half ........

[royc03]

2005, or 2006?

2005

[|Zach|]

13
-4
----
9

WTF? I thought you were only going to be gone for a week and would be back in a week and then it was 8 days and now it's 9?

Or is it 8 days + 1 week (7 days) + 1 day = 16 days?

I'm soooooooo confused.... :banghead:
Dogs and cats...

Living together...

Mass hysteria.

[Braincase]

Do we have time to pack up and move everything before he gets back?

[|Zach|]

Ok, guys, listen, im leavin tonight so thats half a day till sunday feb 13th., so really its 8 days and a half ........
Changing your story again?

[JazzzLovr]

Ok, guys, listen, im leavin tonight so thats half a day till sunday feb 13th., so really its 8 days and a half ........

Well, it would be 8 and a half if you didn't count the 13th. What time are you coming back on the 18th? Because if there's half a day there, then it would still be 9 days.

[Mr. Kotter]

2005

Chinese New Year, or American?

[Calcountry]

A week? I thought it was 8 days.

WTF is going on here?Don't you guys remember that Beatles song?

"Aint got nothing but love babe, 8 days a week."

[|Zach|]

http://www.highhopes.com/cal1.gif

[|Zach|]

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/calendar/icanmake/monthvsmall.GIF

[KS Smitty]

You can't say the 4th cuz that's today and you're here posting which means you're shorting us, er I mean yourself, a day. Better not come back 'til the 14th just to make sure. :p

[Saulbadguy]

What about travel time?

[Calcountry]

13
-4
----
9

WTF? I thought you were only going to be gone for a week and would be back in a week and then it was 8 days and now it's 9?

Or is it 8 days + 1 week (7 days) + 1 day = 16 days?

I'm soooooooo confused.... :banghead:I rented a cat trap to a lady on the 20th, and she returned it on the 28th, and she figured that she had it out 7 days and not 8.

Oh the ciphering deficit in this country.

[Mr. Kotter]

Do we have time to pack up and move everything before he gets back?

No shittin' you; I had a buddy in college....who stayed in school one summer, hadn't been home in live 6-7 months....went home for Christmas one year.....and his parents had fuggin' moved, and not bothered to tell him.

The best part, he opens his parents old house with his key....stumbles upstairs to his room; notices some "redecorating" (it was late, he was under the influence)....after going to the bathroom....goes into his room, and crawls into bed...with the couple that purchased his folks house. About got his ass shot... ROFL

Or so he said, we never really believed the whole story....but if it could happen to anyone, he was the dude.... ROFL

[Calcountry]

yea I think so .......You think?

[Mr. Kotter]

You can't say the 4th cuz that's today and you're here posting which means you're shorting us, er I mean yourself, a day. Better not come back 'til the 14th just to make sure. :p

Your dad would probably appreciate that...Roy :thumb:

[royc03]

Later guys, talk to you guys again in a few days !!!!!!!!!!!

[|Zach|]

Later guys, talk to you guys again in 9 days !!!!!!!!!!!
How many?

[Dartgod]

I rented a cat trap to a lady on the 20th, and she returned it on the 28th, and she figured that she had it out 7 days and not 8.

Oh the ciphering deficit in this country.
Your first mistake was taking anything I say seriously.

[JazzzLovr]

Later guys, talk to you guys again in 9 days !!!!!!!!!!!

Well, NOW what am I going to do for the remaining 45 minutes of my last day at work???? :harumph:

[Bob Dole]

Well, NOW what am I going to do for the remaining 45 minutes of my last day at work???? :harumph:

Did your batteries die or something?

[JazzzLovr]

Yeah, I had a feeling that was a bad question to ask...

[Calcountry]

Your first mistake was taking anything I say seriously.What was my second mistake?

After reading your post, it reminded me of that dumb lady. :p

[Dartgod]

What was my second mistake?
Assuming that you made more than one mistake.

[Dartgod]

How did he take the news you were quitting?
You think she told him yet?

[Bob Dole]

How did he take the news you were quitting?


Oh no you don't. Go hijack another thread and leave this one alone!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Kotter]

Oh no you don't. Go hijack another thread and leave this one alone!!!!!!!!!!!

bobr17.....you ought to keep this one until Roy III comes back... ROFL

[Calcountry]

bobr17.....you ought to keep this one until Roy III comes back... ROFL...In 8 days

[Dartgod]

bobr17.....you ought to keep this one until Roy III comes back... ROFL
And how long will that be?

[Mr. Kotter]

And how long will that be?

February 14th.....eh, 2005, the Chinese New Year, I think.

[JazzzLovr]

How did he take the news you were quitting?

I'm such a wuss. I had my exit interview, and he actually gave me the opportunity to say anything I wanted to him. He said "It's not like I can fire you now or something. Ha-ha."

And I didn't do it.

Maybe I should just email him a link to my "Free at last" thread just before I leave today? ;)

[JazzzLovr]

And how long will that be?

ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

I'm such a wuss. I had my exit interview, and he actually gave me the opportunity to say anything I wanted to him. He said "It's not like I can fire you now or something. Ha-ha."

And I didn't do it.

Maybe I should just email him a link to my "Free at last" thread just before I leave today? ;)

What's his e-mail address? :hmmm:

[JazzzLovr]

What's his e-mail address? :hmmm:

yeahright@hellno.com

[Mr. Kotter]

yeahright@hellno.com

I just wanted to send him a card wishing him well in his search for your replacement.....sheeesh. :harumph:

:p

[Eleazar]

How long are you going to be gone?

[Calcountry]

How long are you going to be gone?fug this, I am gonna find out.

[|Zach|]

How long are you going to be gone?
Dude, this is like...so 10 posts ago.

[Calcountry]

Dude, this is like...so 10 posts ago.Fug that, it is spawning new threads already, lmao.

[go bo]

I rented a cat trap to a lady on the 20th, and she returned it on the 28th, and she figured that she had it out 7 days and not 8.

Oh the ciphering deficit in this country.a cat trap?

do the snakes eat cats too?

[Calcountry]

a cat trap?

do the snakes eat cats too?I have sold rabbits for that purpose, but never EVER would I dream of doing that to a cat, that is cruel.

[Phobia]

Alright, I wanna try to get to 2,800 posts before i go.

Darn - so close, too.

[Mr. Kotter]

Darn - so close, too.

Was it you or Dole?

[ROYC75]

WOW, I am glad this day has came to an end. Between him going off and you guys egg'n it on, I got little done today at work, but rest assure, he is gone.... It's my Damn Vacation.

What was 3 weeks went to 1 week, then 8 days, or is it 8 1/2 days, maybe 9........

Signed........

Relieved parent !

[JazzzLovr]

...and you guys egg'n it on,

Nonsense. No one on the Planet would ever do something like that.

Relieved parent !

I bet you feel like a parent with 15 kids that just sent them all to someone else's house for a week.

Or 8 days.

Or 8 1/2 days.

Or 9 days.

[Phobia]

WOW, I am glad this day has came to an end. Between him going off and you guys egg'n it on, I got little done today at work, but rest assure, he is gone.... It's my Damn Vacation.

What was 3 weeks went to 1 week, then 8 days, or is it 8 1/2 days, maybe 9........

Signed........

Relieved parent !

I'm guessing his virginity was a small price to pay in order to send him away for 7/8/8.5/9 days. I'm also guessing you have to wash fewer tube socks, too.

[Phobia]

Was it you or Dole?

Must have been Dole. I only noticed it.

[Calcountry]

Nonsense. No one on the Planet would ever do something like that.



I bet you feel like a parent with 15 kids that just sent them all to someone else's house for a week.

Or 8 days.

Or 8 1/2 days.

Or 9 days.Please, vote in my poll on the subject. :p

[chiefs4me]

I have sold rabbits for that purpose, but never EVER would I dream of doing that to a cat, that is cruel.




:thumb: My sweetheart for the day...

[Calcountry]

:thumb: My sweetheart for the day...Oh, did I tell you that "I love you."

[FloridaChief]

Back in the day we had a kitten, one of those orange-colored pieces of trash, a calico, or whatever. One night I woke up and walked into the kitchen and that bastardo was "spraying" the floor. I picked it up and threw it against the wall...

My ex...sensing a future calamity, gave the cat away the next day. His new owners lived down the street from us and the hubby was a friend of mine. One day he told me he'd had enough of that f*cking piss-sprayer and finally crushed it's soft skull beneath his combat boot. In full view of his wife and young daughter.

I high-fived him...

[Calcountry]

Back in the day we had a kitten, one of those orange-colored pieces of trash, a calico, or whatever. One night I woke up and walked into the kitchen and that bastardo was "spraying" the floor. I picked it up and threw it against the wall...

My ex...sensing a future calamity, gave the cat away the next day. His new owners lived down the street from us and the hubby was a friend of mine. One day he told me he'd had enough of that f*cking piss-sprayer and finally crushed it's soft skull beneath his combat boot. In full view of his wife and young daughter.

I high-fived him...I couldn't do that, especially in front of the Daughter.

[FloridaChief]

I couldn't do that, especially in front of the Daughter.

Shit, I'm only envious that I hadn't thought of doing it myself. God, I hate those filthy mouse-gut-sucking, babies-breath-stealing vermin...

[chiefs4me]

Back in the day we had a kitten, one of those orange-colored pieces of trash, a calico, or whatever. One night I woke up and walked into the kitchen and that bastardo was "spraying" the floor. I picked it up and threw it against the wall...

My ex...sensing a future calamity, gave the cat away the next day. His new owners lived down the street from us and the hubby was a friend of mine. One day he told me he'd had enough of that f*cking piss-sprayer and finally crushed it's soft skull beneath his combat boot. In full view of his wife and young daughter.

I high-fived him...



he sounds like he should be father of the year...

[FloridaChief]

he sounds like he should be father of the year...

If he were here right now, I'd buy him a Crown and Diet. He's obviously a gentleman of taste and refinement.

[Calcountry]

If he were here right now, I'd buy him a Crown and Diet. He's obviously a gentleman of taste and refinement.I remember visiting my Grand pa, that lived north by northwest of Springfield in the sticks in a cabin that he built himself. One year he had a dog and a cat.

Next year we go back, and I am about 8 at the time, I notice no cat and no dog. Grandpa I say, "wheres your cat?"

GP, "huh, oh you mean that cat I had last year? I done blowed his brains out. Oh, and that dog I had, one day he bit me and by God right there I blew his brains out too."

[Bowser]

I remember visiting my Grand pa, that lived north by northwest of Springfield in the sticks in a cabin that he built himself. One year he had a dog and a cat.

Next year we go back, and I am about 8 at the time, I notice no cat and no dog. Grandpa I say, "wheres your cat?"

GP, "huh, oh you mean that cat I had last year? I done blowed his brains out. Oh, and that dog I had, one day he bit me and by God right there I blew his brains out too."

I bet you called your Grandpa Sir, didn'tcha?

[FloridaChief]

Grandpa I say, "wheres your cat?"

GP, "huh, oh you mean that cat I had last year? I done blowed his brains out.


ROFL Awesome!

I wish I could buy your grandpa a drink...

[Calcountry]

I bet you called your Grandpa Sir, didn'tcha?No, just Grand pa, or Grand pa Joe. Never dreamed of calling him just Joe.

He had a soft side to him as well, just not with animals.

He whittled and made me a top out of a spool of thread. He gave it to me on his porch and said, this is something for you to remember me by. I don't have that top any more, but by God I remember him by that.

[Calcountry]

ROFL Awesome!

I wish I could buy your grandpa a drink...Its good enough that he is being remembered and relived through me right now. thanks. :thumb:

[ROYC75]

OK, this is day 4 of my vacation.........

Half of my vacation is over ! :shake:

[|Zach|]

OK, this is day 4 of my vacation.........

Half of my vacation is over ! :shake:
Enjoy the last hurrah!

[Mr. Kotter]

OK, this is day 4 of my vacation.........

Half of my vacation is over ! :shake:

He isn't in KC or Chicago by chance, is he? :hmmm:

[ROYC75]

Nope..... Humboldt,Tn.

[Eleazar]

Do you have 4 more days or 3 more days? ROFL

[Saulbadguy]

I heard she will be coming back with him...




...to stay.

[ROYC75]

Do you have 4 more days or 3 more days? ROFL

I'm thinking it's 5 days and 5 nights, or is it 5 nights and 5 days ?

[ROYC75]

I heard she will be coming back with him...






...to stay.



No brownie points for you ! :cuss:

[PastorMikH]

Nope..... Humboldt,Tn.


You do realize that there are still places in Tennessee that if he is caught with a man's daughter for that long of a time, a shotgun wedding will ensue, don't you?

[Phobia]

You do realize that there are still places in Tennessee that if he is caught with a man's daughter for that long of a time, a shotgun wedding will ensue, don't you?

I'm pretty sure he knows that common law is only 7 days in Tenn.... or is it 8?

[Eleazar]

No brownie points for you ! :cuss:

ROFL ROFL

What, you don't welcome that thought? ROFL :clap:

[Iowanian]

Somewhere in Tn........someone is saying to themselves "damn, its only half over.....I only have to hold out for 7.5 or 8 or 8.5 more days"

You'd better head down to the feed store and buy that poor boy some bagbalm and a founder-shot.

[Phobia]

Somewhere in Tn........someone is saying to themselves "damn, its only half over.....I only have to hold out for 7.5 or 8 or 8.5 more days"

Bullshit. I'll bet he's saying "will you marry me?" Dude has probably produced more hair gel in the past 4 days than DEP.

[Iowanian]

I can't wait until the report on meeting the parents.........with a little luck, III told "dad" about it, and he'll be dropping in to reconstruct the past week for the board...and comment on the Blow-by-blow of the pre-honeymoon.

[Bob Dole]

I can't wait until the report on meeting the parents.........with a little luck, III told "dad" about it, and he'll be dropping in to reconstruct the past week for the board...and comment on the Blow-by-blow of the pre-honeymoon.

Stop with the horror film recap already.

[Phobia]

I can't wait until the report on meeting the parents.........with a little luck, III told "dad" about it, and he'll be dropping in to reconstruct the past week for the board...and comment on the Blow-by-blow of the pre-honeymoon.

"I'm not supposed to tell you guys this, but I sticked it in her bum and it stinked. That's all the details I'll give."

"I'm through with this thread".

I figured I'd save you some time.

[Eleazar]

Someone reserve a screen name now for "IV"

[Iowanian]

I can hear him now...
"My buddies on the internet have been telling me about this think called shocker, it looks like this, but I'm not sure where it goes"

[Phobia]

Someone reserve a screen name now for "IV"

I'm leaving the Planet forever.

[Saulbadguy]

Cochise you can just SHUT UP

[Eleazar]

What's that supposed to mean? :hmmm: :hmmm:

[Saulbadguy]

I don't know, but its still funny.

[ROYC75]

No IV..... NOooooooooo Not yet, please.


I was on the chat last night giving him a hard time about the trojans on his pc.

He told me he had some there .... the kind you buy in a box .

[Iowanian]

I'll bet you'll enjoy helping him raise a sugar-addicted IV

I think you should send him to Auctioneer school as a toddler.

[Hammock Parties]

I just hope he doesn't have pictures.

[Iowanian]

Gochiefs........how does it feel, sitting on the bench while III is running up the Booty-score?

[|Zach|]

the kind you buy in a box .
What other kind is there?

[Hammock Parties]

Gochiefs........how does it feel, sitting on the bench while III is running up the Booty-score?

I don't really care.

[Hammock Parties]

What other kind is there?

The kind that come in horses.

[Eleazar]

I don't really care.

So, can we officially conclude that you are a bat sander?

[Iowanian]

The kind that come in horses.

Now, there HAS to be a joke in there somewhere about the goTexas Cowboy.

[Hammock Parties]

So, can we officially conclude that you are a bat sander?

No, I just don't play baseball.

[Iowanian]

So, can we officially conclude that you are a bat sander?

You accidently Mispelled "holster- s-a-n-d-e-r"

[|Zach|]

You accidently Mispelled "holster- s-a-n-d-e-r"
Iowanian I am worried about you buddy...you seem to be GC obsessed these days... ROFL

[royc03]

You guys are so crazy ........

[JazzzLovr]

You guys are so crazy ........

It's not the 13th yet! Now I'm REALLY confused! :huh:

[ROYC75]

It's not the 13th yet! Now I'm REALLY confused! :huh:


You ? :eek: What about me ? What was 3 weeks, turned to a week, then 8 days, then 8 1/2, which went to 9 days and now it is 12 full days .

I know he took a lot of stuff with him . :hmmm:

[Hammock Parties]

Where exactly did Roy III go? And for what reason?

[Saulbadguy]

Where exactly did Roy III go? And for what reason?
Tennessee. To tap dat ass.

[Mr. Kotter]

Tennessee. To tap dat ass.

No, no....he hasn't told dad yet; but they actually eloped...she got pregnant during III's "deflowering."

Least that's what Royr17 told me... :hmmm:

[ROYC75]

I'm thinking he went snipe hunting !

[royc03]

Where exactly did Roy III go? And for what reason?

None of your business.

[royc03]

Tennessee. To tap dat ass.

Thats uncalled for postin stuff like that.

[royc03]

No, no....he hasn't told dad yet; but they actually eloped...she got pregnant during III's "deflowering."

Least that's what Royr17 told me... :hmmm:

Hey, guess what, got a present for you, 4321

[Mr. Kotter]

Hey, guess what, got a present for you, 4321

Calm down Roy; I was just teasin'......I love ya man; otherwise, I'd ignore you altogether.

[Iowanian]

III seems to be getting a little bit of a strut awefully quickly after getting rid of that Moon juice.
You'd think he was RonJeremyIII.

Don't let her read over your shoulder III, or you'll be scoring less than Gochiefs since his sleepover at Michael Jackson's house.

[Mr. Laz]

Tennessee. To tap dat ass.
Thats uncalled for postin stuff like that.

translation: she laughed at his small weenie and he didn't get any






ROFL

[royc03]

She laughed at some of the things you guys said .... but try to keep down what you say, ok.

[royc03]

translation: she laughed at his small weenie and he didn't get any





ROFL

Are you sure about that ? How do you know if your sure ? Are you sure that you are sure ? :hmmm:

Well guess what your wrong, and i aint a tellin anything else.

[|Zach|]

and i aint a tellin anything else.
Ha

[Mr. Kotter]

...Well guess what your wrong, and i aint a tellin anything else.

Tell you what, Roy; why don't you sneak into your Dad's liquor cabinet....and check back with us in a couple of hours. :thumb:

[|Zach|]

Tell you what, Roy; why don't you sneak into your Dad's liquor cabinet....and check back with us in a couple of hours. :thumb:
I will take a grey goose and cranberry...or an amaretto sour.

[go bo]

not yet, anyway...

[ROYC75]

III seems to be getting a little bit of a strut awefully quickly after getting rid of that Moon juice.
You'd think he was RonJeremyIII.

Don't let her read over your shoulder III, or you'll be scoring less than Gochiefs since his sleepover at Michael Jackson's house.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[ROYC75]

Tell you what, Roy; why don't you sneak into your Dad's liquor cabinet....and check back with us in a couple of hours. :thumb:


# 1... He is not here
# 2 .. I don't have a liqour cabinet, I have cabinets, but no liqour. Unless the wife wants to ! :)

[Saulbadguy]

Thats uncalled for postin stuff like that.
What? Tennessee? Yeah..its a pretty rotten place. I wouldn't go back unless I had to.

[Iowanian]

Holy Crap.

He showed her the Planet....

III, if you did, you deserve it when she reads all the stories you told about those other 2 gals you've been poking lately.

I'm glad you got those warts frozen off before she saw them too. Hopefully the Crab problem was cured too...she'll be pissed for giving those to her too.

[|Zach|]

Holy Crap.

He showed her the Planet....

III, if you did, you deserve it when she reads all the stories you told about those other 2 gals you've been poking lately.

I'm glad you got those warts frozen off before she saw them too. Hopefully the Crab problem was cured too...she'll be pissed for giving those to her too.
Didn't you try and warn him about that?

[Ghostof]

Deion Sanders

Emmitt Smith

Ronnie Lott

Marcus Allen

Archie Manning

[Iowanian]

Numerous times.

III, if you showed her the planet........after all the advice given here, and she turns out to actually have a dong..........its your fault.

Unbelievable. I swear Puddy is worse that Kryptonite.