Ghostof
02-04-2005, 03:34 PM
Angry about having to complete his farm duties before breakfast, a little boy stomps outside to feed the animals. When he gets to the chickens, he kicks one of them. Then he goes to feed the cows and kicks one of them. Next he kicks a pig. Back inside his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I dont get any eggs or bacon" he whines "and why dont I have any milk in my cereal"
"Well," his mother says "I saw you kick a chicken, so you dont get eggs for a week. I saw you kick a pig so you dont get any bacon for a week either. Then I saw you kick a cow, so no milk for a week either."
Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The boy looks up at his mother with a big smile and says "So, are you going to tell him or should I?"
"How come I dont get any eggs or bacon" he whines "and why dont I have any milk in my cereal"
"Well," his mother says "I saw you kick a chicken, so you dont get eggs for a week. I saw you kick a pig so you dont get any bacon for a week either. Then I saw you kick a cow, so no milk for a week either."
Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The boy looks up at his mother with a big smile and says "So, are you going to tell him or should I?"