Which city in Australia would you most like to visit?

[Rain Man]

Simple question, simple answer.

[Donger]

Broken Hill, New South Wales.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't get it.

[Donger]

I don't get it.

That's not Australia's fault, beer me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That's not Australia's fault, beer me.
who?

[Donger]

Where the hell's the "Broken Hill" choice!!?

That's it. I'm officially boycotting this damn thread.

[Donger]

who?

beer me.

What, you forget your own f*cking name private?!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

beer me.

What, you forget your own f*cking name private?!
wha?

[HemiEd]

Townsville had a nurses training center that made it a very nice place to visit when I was in the Navy. We had a great time there :thumb:

[Donger]

Townsville had a nurses training center that made it a very nice place to visit when I was in the Navy. We had a great time there :thumb:

Heh.

Maybe you can answer a question...

I heard a rumor that the Aussie ladies liked American fellas, for one specific reason.

It has to do with a certain "timing" problem that the Aussie men seem to have in spades.

Do you know of what I speak?

[Calcountry]

Chit, there are THAT many cities in Australia?

[WilliamTheIrish]

Perth. It's where I'd want to be.

[HemiEd]

Heh.

Maybe you can answer a question...

I heard a rumor that the Aussie ladies liked American fellas, for one specific reason.

It has to do with a certain "timing" problem that the Aussie men seem to have in spades.

Do you know of what I speak?


We did not spend any time talking about Aussie men, but they (woman) did like us. We just figured it was because there were so many more woman than men around.

[Donger]

We did not spend any time talking about Aussie men, but they (woman) did like us. We just figured it was because there were so many more woman than men around.

Well, that was anti-climatic....

[Rain Man]

Where the hell's the "Broken Hill" choice!!?

That's it. I'm officially boycotting this damn thread.


I don't think that Broken Hill is even a real place. I bet you just saw it on a beer label or something.

[HemiEd]

Well, that was anti-climatic....


Not really, a bunch of Sailors definatly were satisfied with the visit!

[Donger]

I don't think that Broken Hill is even a real place. I bet you just saw it on a beer label or something.

Sure it is. Look it up.

[Ultra Peanut]

What, no Dubbo, NSW?

[Donger]

Not really, a bunch of Sailors definatly were satisfied with the visit!

Oh well, I guess I'll be say it...

Rumor has it that the reason Aussie women like US men so much is that Aussie men "suffer" from premature ejaculation.

[Rain Man]

Sure it is. Look it up.


Okay, I did. But I sure don't understand their answer to my question.

http://www.brokenhill.nsw.gov.au/faqs.html

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[Saulbadguy]

Walkabout Creek.

[Donger]

Okay, I did. But I sure don't understand their answer to my question.

http://www.brokenhill.nsw.gov.au/faqs.html

I don't speak Spanish.

[Calcountry]

I heard the Chicks are easy in Aussi.

[HemiEd]

I heard the Chicks are easy in Aussi.

They sure were in Townsville in 69, like catching fish in a barrel.. ROFL

[ck_IN]

You forgot Cairns. It's on the northeast coast. On one side is the Pacific and the Great Barrier Reef and inland you have a lush rain forest. After Alice Spring/Outback it was my fav when I was down there.

[Rain Man]

You forgot Cairns. It's on the northeast coast. On one side is the Pacific and the Great Barrier Reef and inland you have a lush rain forest. After Alice Spring/Outback it was my fav when I was down there.


How silly of you to doubt me. I am Rain Man, king of the polls.

[Fat Elvis]

I had a friend who lived in a great big treehouse in Mooloolaba. That seemed pretty cool.

[mcan]

I voted NONE, because the town I would visit first isn't on your list...



"When Black Friday comes
I'll fly down to Muswellbrook
Gonna strike all the big red words
From my little black book"


OK, so I'm sentimental... Sue me...

[Over-Head]

This thread is worthless without a Gaz option :harumph:

[NewChief]

I've been to the Cairns/Cape Tribulation area already. I'm not sure where I'd go if I went back. Probably back there again, since my wife has relatives (rellies) there. I'd really like to get down south for some hiking as well, but I'd also like to go up north where it's really desolate to do some fishing.


By the way, if you're into hiking/backpacking and going to Australia, be sure to check out a place called Hinchinbrook Island. They only allow 20 people to hike it at one time. There's a trail that runs north to south on the island for 22 miles or so. You hike in and out of the rainforest and beaches. It's spectacular.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

If I went to Australia I'd like to meet Evon Goolagong standing by a billabong wearing a thong and puffing on a loaded bong.

[DJay23]

Read the book In a Sunburned Country by Bill Bryson. You'll practically feel like you've been to all of them.

[Jenson71]

Whichever's biggest. I think that's Sydney.

[RedNFeisty]

By the way, if you're into hiking/backpacking and going to Australia, be sure to check out a place called Hinchinbrook Island. They only allow 20 people to hike it at one time. There's a trail that runs north to south on the island for 22 miles or so. You hike in and out of the rainforest and beaches. It's spectacular.

http://www.hinchinbrookferries.com.au/trek.html

I love to hike!! This sounds like a wonderful place to be. It is now on my places I must go list!! :thumb:

[RedNFeisty]

I voted for the Great Barrier Reef! After reading NewChief's post and looking up Hinchinbrook Island, it is going to take a long vacation, but the snorkling and diving at the Barrier Reef followed up by a four day hike at Hinchinbook, would be fantastic!!

[2bikemike]

I have been to Sydney, Brisbane, Darwin, Cairns, And the Blue Mountains.

A little advice when driving in Australlia. When taking a right hand turn off of a one way street make sure you turn into the 2nd lane. Otherwise a bunch of Aussie construction workers will holler " YO MATE YOUR ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!"

[2bikemike]

btw I liked Brisbane the best of the cities. The Blue Mountains were awsome as well.

And yeah the women love american men. I have never had so many women buying me drinks.

[el borracho]

You might want to view this before voting:

http://www.travelpod.com/cgi-bin/guest_login.pl?tweb_UID=two_vagabonds