If You Could Write The Epitaph Of Other CP Members...

[|Zach|]

I hope everyone is in good health but if something were to happen to some of our fellow Chiefs Planet members and you were in charge of writing the epitaph on their tombstone who would you write for and what you would write?

:)

[Slayer Diablo]

Planning something? :eek:

[Donger]

Jessica Simpson: She had a fantastic rack. Other than that, I'm not sure what else she contributed to society.

[Phobia]

Here lies Donger.
His legs couldn't take it any longer.

[|Zach|]

Planning something? :eek:
Al Davis

[Donger]

Here lies Donger.
His legs couldn't take it any longer.

Here lies Phobia.
I'd tell you what I really thought of him, but I fear his reach even from beyond the grave.

[|Zach|]

Here lies Phobia.
I'd tell you what I really thought of him, but I fear his reach even from beyond the grave.
ROFL

[FloridaChief]

Taco John

Okay, you can *really* delete my profile this time...

[|Zach|]

Here lies JimNasium.
A feeling of disgust came over anyone who gazed at him.
Made a pass at Pink before Phobia could blink.
CP cast him to hell and he rests there now. I think.

[|Zach|]

Within lies Rain Man
Dealt with more polls than a gay man

[|Zach|]

Damn words sounding the same but being spelled differently.

[|Zach|]

Here lies FloridaChief
He lived to give chiefs4me grief
With an insult here and a witty remark there
His words really had some teeth.

[Donger]

Herein lies chief4me.
She had a thing for commas, see.
But, upon much reflection,
While playing with their erections,
the mods made her learn punctuation.

[|Zach|]

Here lies KCChiefsman
If you needed salsa fast he was YOUR man
Going on CP and making defensive rants
Sometimes posting like he had a pair in his pants
Anyone reading knew it was a sham
The guy was always just a ham

[FloridaChief]

Here lies FlordiaChief


You have murdered me.

[chiefs4me]

Herein lies chief4me.
She had a thing for commas, see.
But, upon much reflection,
While playing with their erections,
the mods made her learn punctuation.


:rolleyes:

[|Zach|]

You have murdered me.
Ya thats a rough typo.

[chiefs4me]

Here lies FlordiaChief
He lived to give chiefs4me grief
With an insult here and a witty remark there
His words really had some teeth.


Dam Zach..that's not half bad. Didn't say I liked it, just not bad.ROFL

[Rain Man]

I'm not going to offer one. The last time we discussed death, I mentioned Marlon Brando and he died the next day.

[Saulbadguy]

Here lies Gunther_Fan
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[|Zach|]

I'm not going to offer one. The last time we discussed death, I mentioned Marlon Brando and he died the next day.
Well you never really have been the creative type when it comes to Chiefs Planet.

[FloridaChief]

Here lies Gunther_Fan
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Heh...

[Thig Lyfe]

There once was a poster named FAX
Who wrote limericks and ate salty snacks
He left here long ago
But is living no mo'
He's now up in heaven watching PAX

[Rain Man]

Well you never really have been the creative type when it comes to Chiefs Planet.


I think I like this better as an epitaph than the previous suggestion.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

dead guy below.

[|Zach|]

I think I like this better as an epitaph than the previous suggestion.
Your tombstone needs to be a poll. A post life "Did you like me?"

[Rain Man]

Your tombstone needs to be a poll. A post life "Did you like me?"

ROFL


Okay. Maybe I'll try a couple of expendable chiefsplanet members.


Here lies chiefs4me. She're really dead, not just commatose.


At Bob Dole's request, please don't mow this plot.


All his life, ZepSinger looked like Robert Plant. Now he looks more like Buddy Holly.


(And of course, StevieRay.) Elvis has left the living.

[Iowanian]

"here lies a typical footballmessageboard woman.
She'd like you to know that she's buried in a thong"

[Iowanian]

"Here Lies Gochiefs.
Who would have known until much later
that his colon wouldn't hold, the entire plastic light saber"

[chiefs4me]

"here lies a typical footballmessageboard woman.
She'd like you to know that she's buried in a thong"



Make that a chiefs red thong...;)

[badgirl]

Here I sit lonely hearted
Came to .......oh wait thats another rhyme ROFL

[Pants]

"Here Lies Gochiefs.
Who would have known until much later
that his colon wouldn't hold, the entire plastic light saber"

ROFL

[Braincase]

Here lies Braincase... and Iowanian was COMPLETELY justified.

[Rain Man]

Some day when my evil ex-boss takes a stake through the heart, I'm going to sneak out to his tombstone and write on it, "Here lies [name]. Even when he's dead, he keeps on lying."

[Iowanian]

"Open wide Ye Heaven's Gate
Dense weighed in at 308"

[angel]

do they have to rhyme?

[Nzoner]

Here lies Rainman
For the whom the bells toll
Finally got whacked
For taking one too many a poll

[Nzoner]

Here lies Stevie
Gone to the big cellblock
Where he and Elvis
Can forever Jailhouse Rock

[Phobia]

do they have to rhyme?

Only if you have enough free time.

[Rain Man]

Here lies Nzoner
Purchase the next three lines for only $25

[Nzoner]

Here lies Nzoner
Purchase the next three lines for only $25

heh,nice

[Skip Towne]

Some day when my evil ex-boss takes a stake through the heart, I'm going to sneak out to his tombstone and write on it, "Here lies [name]. Even when he's dead, he keeps on lying."
ROFL

[Saulbadguy]

Here lies gochiefs
In a galaxy, far far away...

[Saulbadguy]

Frazod's tombstone would most likely have a K-State decal on it.

[Skip Towne]

Here lies Nzoner
Purchase the next three lines for only $25
Is this included in your "Friendship Package"?

[Rain Man]

Is this included in your "Friendship Package"?


Actually, I should talk to Nzoner about advertising that in his mag. I'll bet some of his readers need friends.

[Skip Towne]

Actually, I should talk to Nzoner about advertising that in his mag. I'll bet some of his readers need friends.
No doubt. Just don't don't forget my 10% commission.

[Phobia]

Frazod's tombstone would most likely have a K-State decal on it.

Here lies Saul
Loyal fan of:
place reversible KU/KSU decal here

[Saulbadguy]

Here lies Saul
Loyal fan of:
place reversible KU/KSU decal here
That would just make them both lose more, even after my death. Its a curse.

[JazzzLovr]

Here lies Saul
Loyal fan of:
place reversible KU/KSU decal here

:LOL:

[Nzoner]

Actually, I should talk to Nzoner about advertising that in his mag. I'll bet some of his readers need friends.

We could set up a 1-900-RAINMAN line,I'd give you the ad space and we'd split the profits.

[KcMizzou]

That would just make them both lose more, even after my death. Its a curse. Yeah... right. I dont wanna hear it.

[Dartgod]

Here Lies Rainman
Please choose one of the following:

1. A loving Father and Husband
2. He will truly be missed
3. About time someone kill't the bastard

[Mosbonian]

I'm not much of a poet...but here goes:

Here lies mmaddog, a Chiefs fan of old,
tried and true supporter of the Red and Gold,
He couldn't hold on, till the Chief's came thru,
Cause the fool also loved the Tigers of Mizzou.


mmaddog
*******

[Frazod]

Frazod's tombstone would most likely have a K-State decal on it.

And yours might have a Mizzou sticker on it.

SOONER THAN YOU THINK :#






:evil:

[ExtremeChief]

Here lies Htismaque,
No, the monument maker wasn't drunk.