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Donger
02-10-2005, 06:34 PM
So, how many of you actually use the "free willy" thing on your underwear when you take a leak? I'm not sure if it has an agreed upon name, however. If it does, I apologize.

Thanks.

Saulbadguy
02-10-2005, 06:36 PM
Public bathroom, I use it.

Private bathroom, I don't.

Hoover
02-10-2005, 06:39 PM
underwear? Whats that?

Eleazar
02-10-2005, 06:39 PM
Underwear?

Eleazar
02-10-2005, 06:39 PM
underwear? Whats that?

Damn you Hoover :cuss: :banghead:

HemiEd
02-10-2005, 06:40 PM
So, how many of you actually use the "free willy" thing on your underwear when you take a leak? I'm not sure if it has an agreed upon name, however. If it does, I apologize.

Thanks.
Only when I have several layers of pants on while playing Golf in the cold.

bogie
02-10-2005, 06:41 PM
never use it.

Over-Head
02-10-2005, 06:44 PM
:shake:

DenverChief
02-10-2005, 06:44 PM
the fly? always use it ...

tk13
02-10-2005, 06:47 PM
I pull my pants down around my ankles. Isn't that what everybody does?

Skip Towne
02-10-2005, 06:48 PM
Yep.

Pants
02-10-2005, 06:51 PM
Don't use it.

HemiEd
02-10-2005, 06:52 PM
I pull my pants down around my ankles. Isn't that what everybody does?

Well of course but I thought he was talking about your skivvies :rolleyes:

morphius
02-10-2005, 06:52 PM
I think I tried to use it once, decided it was gay and never did again. Appearntly Denverchief agrees with me.

CosmicPal
02-10-2005, 06:55 PM
I only wear boxers or nothing at all, so I always use the "free willy"

4th and Long
02-10-2005, 06:59 PM
What!? The flap goes in the FRONT!? AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Amnorix
02-10-2005, 07:02 PM
Never.

Inspector
02-10-2005, 07:03 PM
In my case.....

Oh wait.

This is addressed to gentlemen.

Sorry. I'll leave now.

Calcountry
02-10-2005, 07:04 PM
So, how many of you actually use the "free willy" thing on your underwear when you take a leak? I'm not sure if it has an agreed upon name, however. If it does, I apologize.

Thanks.It all depends on whether or not you wash your legs.

Phobia
02-10-2005, 07:06 PM
I pull my pants down around my ankles. Isn't that what everybody does?

The guy who posted right above you finds your post interesting.

Calcountry
02-10-2005, 07:10 PM
The guy who posted right above you finds your post interesting.We know that the chick in your avvy doesn't use it.

Donger
02-10-2005, 07:13 PM
Public bathroom, I use it.

Private bathroom, I don't.

Really? That's odd.

Donger
02-10-2005, 07:13 PM
Damn you Hoover :cuss: :banghead:

Heh.

Donger
02-10-2005, 07:14 PM
:shake:

Does that mean that you don't use it?

Donger
02-10-2005, 07:15 PM
the fly? always use it ...

Is it really called that? I suppose that makes sense.

Nzoner
02-10-2005, 07:16 PM
Probably just my sense of humor but does anyone else find it amusing that someone who goes by Donger would be asking such a question?

Oh,and never.

Donger
02-10-2005, 07:16 PM
It all depends on whether or not you wash your legs.

What does the dirtiness of one's legs have to do with it?

Calcountry
02-10-2005, 07:22 PM
What does the dirtiness of one's legs have to do with it?Well, it might cut down on the dribbles.

Donger
02-10-2005, 07:23 PM
Well, it might cut down on the dribbles.

WTH is a dribble? Weren't those in Star Trek or something?

Donger
02-10-2005, 07:24 PM
Probably just my sense of humor but does anyone else find it amusing that someone who goes by Donger would be asking such a question?

Oh,and never.

Heh. I didn't even consider it.

Calcountry
02-10-2005, 07:27 PM
WTH is a dribble? Weren't those in Star Trek or something?It is a 40+ year old thing. I guess it DEPENDS on how old you are.

Donger
02-10-2005, 07:28 PM
It is a 40+ year old thing. I guess it DEPENDS on how old you are.

ROFL

HemiEd
02-10-2005, 07:33 PM
Probably just my sense of humor but does anyone else find it amusing that someone who goes by Donger would be asking such a question?

It does fit ROFL

Dayze
02-10-2005, 07:37 PM
Never....
Usually when I need to 'eliminate' I'm on the verge on exploding; thus, time does not permit me from figuring out the logistics of said feature.

Usually I just stand on a toilet, and feed it through the bottom of my pant leg.

BigVE
02-10-2005, 07:57 PM
Mrs. VE calls it a "pocket", and it is used occasionally but not for the afore-mentioned reason. ;) Free willy would be an appropriate name.

el borracho
02-10-2005, 09:03 PM
I just pull the underwear down. The only exception to that is when I am wearing shorts in which case I sometimes just pull the shorts and underwear up.

Saulbadguy
02-10-2005, 09:08 PM
Really? That's odd.
No, it's not.

siberian khatru
02-10-2005, 09:09 PM
Well, it might cut down on the dribbles.

No matter how you shake and dance, the last three drops go in your pants.

Donger
02-10-2005, 09:34 PM
No, it's not.

Quite serious, actually. Why do you use "the fly" (thanks DC) in a public bathroom but not in a private bathroom?

redfan
02-10-2005, 09:37 PM
I just pull the underwear down. The only exception to that is when I am wearing shorts in which case I sometimes just pull the shorts and underwear up.

Ahhhh, the 'ol side sneak leak technique. Very useful when wearing shorts.

I use it sometimes when I'm wearing boxers, and never when I'm wearing the tighty-whiteys. The darn thing never seems to "line up" for me comfortably.
/.02

Saulbadguy
02-10-2005, 09:37 PM
Quite serious, actually. Why do you use "the fly" (thanks DC) in a public bathroom but not in a private bathroom?
In a private bathroom, I can just let the pants ride the ankles. Very liberating.

In a public bathroom, its easier to just unzip and zip up, as opposed to loosening belt, or sliding the pants down.

Phobia
02-10-2005, 09:50 PM
Mrs. VE calls it a "pocket", and it is used occasionally but not for the afore-mentioned reason. ;) Free willy would be an appropriate name.

I've only known one girl who called it a "pocket". Does she speak of me still?

Iowanian
02-10-2005, 09:54 PM
Never.

Why?

You tell me when you can fit 2 stacked beer cans through one of those, and I'll start Peein' through it.

Phobia
02-10-2005, 09:56 PM
Never.

Why?

You tell me when you can fit 2 stacked beer cans through one of those, and I'll start Peein' through it.

Dude - when you start peeing into beer cans, you're just asking for trouble. I once knew a small fella like yourself who re-circumcised himself on the lip of a beer can.

Mr. Kotter
02-10-2005, 09:58 PM
Never ever in my life. The damn opening is way too small. :banghead:

Iowanian
02-10-2005, 09:59 PM
Dude - when you start peeing into beer cans, you're just asking for trouble. I once knew a small fella like yourself who re-circumcised himself on the lip of a beer can.

If it were an affliction like that, I'd apply for a parking pass like bronco fans have

Mr. Kotter
02-10-2005, 10:01 PM
Never.

Why?

You tell me when you can fit 2 stacked beer cans through one of those, and I'll start Peein' through it.

Damn, it took 43 posts before someone did something close to what I was thinkin'....

Good job, Iowanian. :thumb:

Iowanian
02-10-2005, 10:05 PM
Stop walking so close to me, the other kids will beat me up at recess too

Mr. Kotter
02-10-2005, 10:09 PM
Stop walking so close to me, the other kids will beat me up at recess too

They better be damn big kids. :p

Donger
02-11-2005, 12:28 AM
In a private bathroom, I can just let the pants ride the ankles. Very liberating.

In a public bathroom, its easier to just unzip and zip up, as opposed to loosening belt, or sliding the pants down.

See, for me, it's all about efficiency.

For instance, I'm presently wearing jeans and boxers, and just took a leak...

Step One: Unzip jeans fly
Step Two: Release Donger
Step Three: Urinate
Step Four: Restrain Donger
Step Five: Zip up jeans fly

LTownChief
02-11-2005, 12:41 AM
boxer briefs doesnt have that option, otherwise I would not use it.

Saulbadguy
02-11-2005, 07:51 AM
See, for me, it's all about efficiency.

For instance, I'm presently wearing jeans and boxers, and just took a leak...

Step One: Unzip jeans fly
Step Two: Release Donger
Step Three: Urinate
Step Four: Restrain Donger
Step Five: Zip up jeans fly
In a public restroom, im about effeciency. I like to get in , get out. In a private restroom, I like to be comfortable.

Hammock Parties
02-11-2005, 07:53 AM
No, I never use it. Why should I deprive others of the full view when I'm enjoying it?

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-11-2005, 07:55 AM
I used it once as a teenager, pee'd on myself and said **** that.

Hammock Parties
02-11-2005, 07:56 AM
I used it once as a teenager, pee'd on myself and said **** that.

That's my worldview of urinals in general, and the reason why I only use the stall.

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 08:08 AM
That's my worldview of urinals in general, and the reason why I only use the stall.

So you only pee, sitting down? :spock:

Hammock Parties
02-11-2005, 08:12 AM
So you only pee, sitting down? :spock:

No, I stand up and pee in the pot, like you do at home.


Zero risk of splash.

Saulbadguy
02-11-2005, 08:14 AM
No, I stand up and pee in the pot, like you do at home.


Zero risk of splash.
So you are the reason there is always piss all over the place in public stalls. ****er. Use the urinals.

Hammock Parties
02-11-2005, 08:15 AM
So you are the reason there is always piss all over the place in public stalls. ****er. Use the urinals.

Um, no. I can aim.

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 08:19 AM
No, I stand up and pee in the pot, like you do at home.


Zero risk of splash.

I suppose a small penis would require you to get much closer to the urinal than I'm accustomed to.... :hmmm:

Dave Lane
02-11-2005, 08:21 AM
Nope the pull down flip over..

Dave

Hammock Parties
02-11-2005, 08:22 AM
I suppose a small penis would require you to get much closer to the urinal than I'm accustomed to.... :hmmm:

No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-11-2005, 08:26 AM
No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.
ROFL

that's rep

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 08:27 AM
No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.

ROFL

Nicely played.

That makes you using the toilet even more bizarre though. Is the seat, "fur-trimmed" at your house? :hmmm:

Hammock Parties
02-11-2005, 08:35 AM
ROFL

Nicely played.

That makes you using the toilet even more bizarre though. Is the seat, "fur-trimmed" at your house? :hmmm:

No. Why is this so hard to understand? Or are you just being a goof.

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 08:48 AM
No. Why is this so hard to understand? Or are you just being a goof.

Goofin', of course

"fur-trimmed"....get it? :p

Calcountry
02-11-2005, 11:03 AM
No matter how you shake and dance, the last three drops go in your pants.Dude, it gets worse as you get older.

Better start eating cranberries.

StcChief
02-11-2005, 11:04 AM
FW definitely in boxers

Calcountry
02-11-2005, 11:08 AM
No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.longer than four hours, although rare, would require you to seek a physician immediately.

go bo
02-11-2005, 12:54 PM
longer than four hours, although rare, would require you to seek a physician immediately.yeah, you're probably right...

go chiefs is really some old, really old geezer that needs levitra (or is it cialis?) to get it up...

he just talks a good game is all...

patteeu
02-11-2005, 01:07 PM
Really? That's odd.

It IS odd. My original answer was going to be sometimes, but when I spent a few moments reflecting on SaulBadGuy's post, I realized that I do the same thing.

patteeu
02-11-2005, 01:12 PM
No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.

If you can urinate while erect, you better go visit a urologist.

yunghungwell
02-11-2005, 01:12 PM
So, how many of you actually use the "free willy" thing when you take a leak? I'm not sure if it has an agreed upon name, however. If it does, I apologize.

Thanks.

When I first read this post I read it like what is above. So, I thought you saying something like "Free Willy" when you released you wanger from captivity to pee. :banghead: ROFL

Since farts that come out when you pee are called "escapees", I usually say something like, "How the hell did you get out?" when that happens, but only if under the infleuence of alcohol.

yunghungwell
02-11-2005, 01:17 PM
No, I stand up and pee in the pot, like you do at home.


Zero risk of splash.

Dude, it gets worse as you get older.

Better start eating cranberries.

Oh really? Don't you ever stand at the toliet barefooted? Zero risk of splash my arse, and just wait until you get older and the pressure of the apparatus drops. You get a lot of split streams. I can split the bowl no prob and sometimes I could wet both pins of a 7-10 split.

Hammock Parties
02-11-2005, 01:21 PM
If you can urinate while erect, you better go visit a urologist.

Actually, I can. It's just a little difficult.

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 01:37 PM
If you can urinate while erect, you better go visit a urologist.

:hmmm:

Morning "pee hardons" I can pee with.....just not middle-of-the-nasty hard-ons.

Iowanian
02-11-2005, 01:39 PM
Sounds Like You'd better take your thumb off the end of the nozzle, yung, you're not spraying water on the yard.

go bo
02-11-2005, 01:42 PM
Sounds Like You'd better take your thumb off the end of the nozzle, yung, you're not spraying water on the yard.http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif

go bo
02-11-2005, 01:43 PM
Sounds Like You'd better take your thumb off the end of the nozzle, yung, you're not spraying water on the yard.so THAT's what i've been doing wrong...

Iowanian
02-11-2005, 01:45 PM
I don't have any way of Knowing Bo.....but it could be that your pinky and Thumb are just pinching too tight, trying not to drop it.

ChiefsOne
02-11-2005, 01:58 PM
Only use it when my shirt is tucked in, that way I only have to worry about tucking one thing back in!

Calcountry
02-11-2005, 02:52 PM
Oh really? Don't you ever stand at the toliet barefooted? Zero risk of splash my arse, and just wait until you get older and the pressure of the apparatus drops. You get a lot of split streams. I can split the bowl no prob and sometimes I could wet both pins of a 7-10 split.ROFL:clap:Aint it the truth.

My dad, is going to get his pipe re bored, or some kind of surgury. Its real bad for him.