Valentine's Day Suprises

[chiefs4me]

Anybody get any big suprises yesterday. I hope you all had a good day.....Mine was great and I made out like a bandit. So fess up...what did you do for your SO or they do for you?

[siberian khatru]

I didn't get laid.

Oh, wait, that wasn't a surprise ...

[Donger]

Who's Valentin?

[stumppy]

Valentines day is nothing but extortion!!!!!!!! What a completely BULLSH!T holiday.

[chiefs4me]

Who's Valentin?







Somebody is messing with my post again. If it's not my post or rep or name then it is always something. Just roll with it.......ROFL

[bkkcoh]

I didn't get laid.

Oh, wait, that wasn't a surprise ...


SSDD, right sk??

[Saulbadguy]

Somebody is messing with my post again. If it's not my post or rep or name then it is always something. Just roll with it.......ROFL
Uh...you spelled Valentine wrong. Noone messed with your post.

[Donger]

Somebody is messing with my post again. If it's not my post or rep or name then it is always something. Just roll with it.......ROFL

What in the world are you talking about? You spelled "Valentine's" incorrectly.

Are you trying to claim someone altered it?

[KC Dan]

Valentines day is nothing but extortion!!!!!!!! What a completely BULLSH!T holiday.
Absolutely!!! REP!

[Amnorix]

Valentines day is nothing but extortion!!!!!!!! What a completely BULLSH!T holiday.

:shrug: Valentine's Day to me means giving a nice gift and getting sex. What's the problem? :):p

[Donger]

:shrug: Valentine's Day to me means giving a nice gift and getting sex. What's the problem? :):p

Wait a minute. There's supposed to be a quid pro quo in the form of sex?

[MOhillbilly]

I dumped my girlfriend.

beat that ****ers.

[stumppy]

:shrug: Valentine's Day to me means giving a nice gift and getting sex. What's the problem? :):p

I don't need a holiday for that. Let alone one that makes you feel obligated.:p

[Eleazar]

Hey chiefs4me, you forgot to tell them how the night ended :whip:

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole thought the 5 days in Cancun trip was a pretty cool gift.

It certainly kicks the crap out of the $.99 bag of chocolate covered peanuts and 6-pack of disposable lighters Bob Dole got 2 years ago.

[Phobia]

My wife got ill and I was my own valentive, if you know what I'm sayin.

[MOhillbilly]

So, it's safe to assume you also polished off a 1.75 of whiskey?

no i was sober and id been planing it.
gotta ruin it for everyone else.:p

[KC Dan]

My wife got ill and I was my own valentive, if you know what I'm sayin.
I worked late with myself, if you know what I'm sayin'.

[chiefs4me]

What in the world are you talking about? You spelled "Valentine's" incorrectly.

Are you trying to claim someone altered it?






Where have you been......not all the time. But yea, someone messes with my posts, changes words, all kinds of stuff. I'm tough...I can take it.ROFL

[chiefs4me]

Hey chiefs4me, you forgot to tell them how the night ended :whip:



No way baby....I am not into pain. :shake: Ask stumpy...I think badgirl uses the whip on him.ROFL

[chiefs4me]

My wife got ill and I was my own valentive, if you know what I'm sayin.




That's too bad...maybe you can celebrate tonight. Better watch out...Donger will get you for spelling errors. Oh wait that's just me that gets in trouble for mistakes.:rolleyes:

[chiefs4me]

No. No one does. You're just an idiot.



Well honey.....that's were your wrong. But I guess they kept you out of the loop on this one.:harumph:

I was beginning to wonder about you....where you have been. I don't think I could make it through a day without you....:rolleyes:

[chiefs4me]

No. No one does. You're just an idiot.




Oh yea....I got you something for Valentine's Day..give me your address and I will send it to you.:)

[Donger]

that's were your wrong.

Correction: "that's WHERE YOU'RE wrong"

[Donger]

That's too bad...maybe you can celebrate tonight. Better watch out...Donger will get you for spelling errors. Oh wait that's just me that gets in trouble for mistakes.:rolleyes:

Mis-striking the keyboard and actually being clueless as to how something is spelled are not the same.

[Phobia]

That's too bad...maybe you can celebrate tonight. Better watch out...Donger will get you for spelling errors. Oh wait that's just me that gets in trouble for mistakes.:rolleyes:

I don't make spelling errors.

[MichaelH]

WOO HOO, I'm a secret mod. I saw the whole conversation.

BTW Chiefs4me, your is possessive as in your trailer park. You're is the contraction you are, as in you're an idiot. :) Carry on

[Donger]

After reviewing this thread, it's apparent to me that something needs to be done about a certain poster's excessive use of periods.

[Donger]

Heh. I just noticed something. Is there not a letter missing from one of the words in the thread title?

[bkkcoh]

After reviewing this thread, it's apparent to me that something needs to be done about a certain poster's excessive use of periods.


Or is the period the problem? Or is it PMS.......... [Regardless of the gender] :thumb:

[Donger]

I assumed that after you pointed out the error she corrected it.

The truth of the matter is actually irrelevant to me. I just find the suggestion that a mod would delete the letter e from a word to "mess with her" laughable.

I assume that she corrected "Valentin." I just noticed the other misspelled word.

[yunghungwell]

[secret mod conversation]Okay... dig this guys... I'm gonna delete the 'e' from the word Valentine in chiefswhoreme's post! ROFL How funny is that? Oh my God, it's hilarious. Oh, oh.. and don't tell ENDelt. That way when she once again looks like a stupid twat that doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground, and he calls her on it, he'll look like a fool! Oh my God, we're geniouses!! ROFL[/secret mod conversation]

Yeah, you're right. That's probably what happened.

http://www.doghouse34.com/images/porchdemo/image095.jpg
http://www.zinebook.com/interv/images/fat.jpg suprise!:)

[chiefs4me]

WOO HOO, I'm a secret mod. I saw the whole conversation.

BTW Chiefs4me, your is possessive as in your trailer park. You're is the contraction you are, as in you're an idiot. :) Carry on




Honey, don't talk about YOUR................ house that way.

[chiefs4me]

I assume that she corrected "Valentin." I just noticed the other misspelled word.




What would you do without me.......ROFL

[|Zach|]

My wife got ill and I was my own valentive, if you know what I'm sayin.
No I don't know what you are saying.

Tell us what you mean.

[Donger]

What would you do without me.......ROFL

Be less amused?

[Phobia]

No I don't know what you are saying.

Tell us what you mean.

I had my hands full for a while.

[chiefs4me]

I don't make spelling errors.




Well yea you did...you did not spell Valentine right.:harumph:

[chiefs4me]

Be less amused?




Well I guess it's safe to say somebody didn't get anything for Valentine's Day........:(

[chiefs4me]

I had my hands full for a while.



It takes both hands...:hmmm:

[Phobia]

Well yea you did...you did not spell Valentine right.:harumph:

Bullshit. Somebody changed my post. I can't handle this anymore. I'm going swimming.

[chiefs4me]

Bullshit. Somebody changed my post. I can't handle this anymore. I'm going swimming.



Anytime you and Pink are in town you are more then welcome. Friends from Mo come down all the time...we put them up in our 5th wheel so they can save money on hotels or you can stay in my house.....lots of room. Just let me know....:)

[Phobia]

We're moving in tomorrow.

[Phobia]

Heh heh - why is it that you can "roll with" my posts, but you can't the other guys?

They're bored and pushing your buttons. You have kids. You know the routine. Why do you let them?

[Calcountry]

Fug Valentines Day.

[chiefs4me]

They won't let it go..if you watch, you will see they come after me in pairs. Go back and read my post.
Go look at the comments on my rep. A couple of them will not leave me alone.....You asked.

[Saulbadguy]

They won't let it go..if you watch, you will see they come after me in pairs. Go back and read my post.
Go look at the comments on my rep. A couple of them will not leave me alone.....You asked.
Do a print screen of your rep and attach it. I'd love to see it. Heh.

[Phobia]

I can't read your rep comments.

I'll bet if you ignored them for a while, they would find something else to do. I know it's ironic coming from me after all the shit I went through with nepadork.

[Saulbadguy]

Heh... it would be pretty revealing as to what I've been doing at work over the past week or so.
Somewhat embarassing as well. But, i'll put 10 bucks on her not being able to figure out how to do it.

[Saulbadguy]

Heh heh - why is it that you can "roll with" my posts, but you can't the other guys?

They're bored and pushing your buttons. You have kids. You know the routine. Why do you let them?
Because you are a gentle, caring man. This place would be anarchy without you.

[chiefs4me]

Somewhat embarassing as well. But, i'll put 10 bucks on her not being able to figure out how to do it.




Well I really don't believe that you mods can't read it. But if you say so. And the way I see it is.....it is private. I would never post it so you all could see what nice words and thoughts and wisdom others posters have been kind enough to leave me. I mean then somebody would know who doesn't like them.....maybe.:hmmm:

[Saulbadguy]

Well I really don't believe that you mods can't read it. But if you say so. And the way I see it is.....it is private. I would never post it so you all could see what nice words and thoughts and wisdom others posters have been kind enough to leave me. I mean then somebody would know who doesn't like them.....maybe.:hmmm:
I'm not a mod. Which reminds me....

[chiefs4me]

Heh... it would be pretty revealing as to what I've been doing at work over the past week or so.





Week......no honey, 16 days and counting.:harumph:

[Saulbadguy]

Yes you are. And, you're changing her posts, too. And don't even get me started on your PM reading habits.
Shut the hell up! :cuss: :cuss:

[chiefs4me]

Yes you are. And, you're changing her posts, too. And don't even get me started on your PM reading habits.





Did I read this right? No name calling......:doh!:

[Saulbadguy]

Did I read this right? No name calling......:doh!:
Keep it up. Some day you might be like me, and read posts at a 4th grade level.

[el borracho]

I dumped my girlfriend.

beat that ****ers.
Sounds like you'll have to beat it.

[Donger]

I mean then somebody would know who doesn't like them.....maybe.:hmmm:

Heh. Yeah, that would just break my f*cking heart.

[Lzen]

I would like to nominate this thread for the Hall Of Classics. :)

[Nzoner]

I'm not a mod. Which reminds me....

Please tell me we get to vote on this.

[Lzen]

Please tell me we get to vote on this.

Ha ha ha ha. You don't seriously think that Endelt was voted a mod, do ya?
ROFL

[ChiefsOne]

MOhillbilly I dumped my girlfriend.

beat that ****ers.

Heartless bastard, not surprising though!

[Phobia]

Ha ha ha ha. You don't seriously think that Endelt was voted a mod, do ya?
ROFL

That's a good point. Maybe we should vote on all moderators. Seriously.

[ChiefsOne]

I took my wife out to eat, got her a card (not sappy) and some Truffles. She said oh, I didn't get you anything. I said honey don't worry about it, Valentines is for the girls and my holiday is March 20. She said she knew that was coming!

[Phobia]

I took my wife out to eat, got her a card (not sappy) and some Truffles. She said oh, I didn't get you anything. I said honey don't worry about it, Valentines is for the girls and my holiday is March 20. She said she knew that was coming!

I think some people still don't know WTF March 20 means. Poor bastards. Lucky for me March 20 comes at least once a week.

[Lzen]

That's a good point. Maybe we should vote on all moderators. Seriously.

Naw, I was just joking. Not sure if voting would be the best but you could do a trial run and see how it works out.

[Lzen]

You're just hoping you get voted out of office.

He's probably hoping you get voted out of office. :p

[Phobia]

Naw, I was just joking. Not sure if voting would be the best but you could do a trial run and see how it works out.

I'm dead serious. We purport to be a community operated BB, but we don't really vote on new (or old) moderators.

We should allow the community to decide who gets "re-elected" and let them choose who they would like to be replacements.

[Phobia]

You're just hoping you get voted out of office.

Heh - that would be cool. I would be relieved and insulted all at the same time.

[Lzen]

I'm dead serious. We purport to be a community operated BB, but we don't really vote on new (or old) moderators.

We should allow the community to decide who gets "re-elected" and let them choose who they would like to be replacements.

Well, I am a mod on another (albeit much less traffic) bb and frankly, it's very much a thankless job. You guys are all doing just fine as far as I'm concerned. I sure as heck wouldn't want to do it here.

[Lzen]

If he wanted me gone he would just take the power away from me. Hell, he gave it to me w/out asking anyone else... why would he feel he needed anyone else's permission to take it away.

I, on the other hand, would not mind whatsoever. Then the victims of my prickdom would have to come up with some new whine other than how inappropriate it is for a mod to pick on them that way and imagined abuses of power.

Then you wouldn't be able to remove letters on people's post, eh? :p

[teedubya]

this is the third Valentines Day in a row that my wife was on the Rag... Just cuz red is the color of the day... :rolleyes:

oh well, at least I received my yearly hummer from her.

[Lzen]

Nonsense. We get blowjobs on Fridays. Sure you don't wanna sign up?

Benefits? :D

[Nzoner]

Ha ha ha ha. You don't seriously think that Endelt was voted a mod, do ya?
ROFL

Looks like my sarcasm level is running on empty.

[Iron Chef]

I did ok

[Phobia]

I did ok

Is your wife looking for another Valentine?

[Iron Chef]

Is your wife looking for another Valentine?

God I hope not. We about broke the bank.

[JazzzLovr]

That's too bad...maybe you can celebrate tonight. Better watch out...Donger will get you for spelling errors. Oh wait that's just me that gets in trouble for mistakes.:rolleyes:

He spelled it right the first time. I just went in and edited his post after he was done.

[JazzzLovr]

Bullshit. Somebody changed my post. I can't handle this anymore. I'm going swimming.

Told ya.

[go bo]

[secret mod conversation]Okay... dig this guys... I'm gonna delete the 'e' from the word Valentine in chiefswhoreme's post! ROFL How funny is that? Oh my God, it's hilarious. Oh, oh.. and don't tell ENDelt. That way when she once again looks like a stupid twat that doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground, and he calls her on it, he'll look like a fool! Oh my God, we're geniouses!! ROFL[/secret mod conversation]

Yeah, you're right. That's probably what happened.well, all of our mods are geniouses, after all...

[Saulbadguy]

He spelled it right the first time. I just went in and edited his post after he was done.
Damn you mods..always editing peoples posts. Thats not fair. :harumph:

,,,,,

[go bo]

After reviewing this thread, it's apparent to me that something needs to be done about a certain poster's excessive use of periods.hey...

be nice about periods, would ya?

in the hands of an artist, they can be exhilirating...

[Over-Head]

this is the third Valentines Day in a row that my wife was on the Rag... Just cuz red is the color of the day... :rolleyes:

oh well, at least I received my yearly hummer from her.
Good god man if I didn't get one a week i'd go through withdrawl :eek:

[Phobia]

Good god man if I didn't get one a week i'd go through withdrawl :eek:

Is a week still 7 days up north or does it take about 80 Canadian days to make an American week?

[Phobia]

He spelled it right the first time. I just went in and edited his post after he was done.

I knew it. I don't misspell shit too often.

But I do admit that I spelled it Valentime in the 2nd grade. Please don't tell anyone.

[Over-Head]

Is a week still 7 days up north or does it take about 80 Canadian days to make an American week?
well ya double it and add 32 carry the five subtract 16 then,Ahhhhh. :hmmm:
Yeah it's still 7

[JazzzLovr]

I knew it. I don't misspell shit too often.

But I do admit that I spelled it Valentime in the 2nd grade. Please don't tell anyone.

Your secret's safe with me.

[lil_momma]

BIG DADDY and I celebrated our 10 year anniversary. He bought me a real nice card, truffles and 13 red long stem roses. Of course he also made me a wonderful dinner.

Crab Cakes with XO Sauce
Broiled Asparagus with Parmesan Cheese
Mixed Salad with a Shitake Mushroom and Seseame Vinagrette
Gaming Hen stuffed with Panchetta, Lemons and Roasted Garlic
Strawberries dipped in Belgium Dark Chocolate
Enjoyed it all with Red and White Wine

I think he is a keeper!

[Mr. Kotter]

BIG DADDY and I celebrated our 10 year anniversary. He bought me a real nice card, truffles and 13 red long stem roses. Of course he also made me a wonderful dinner.

Crab Cakes with XO Sauce
Broiled Asparagus with Parmesan Cheese
Mixed Salad with a Shitake Mushroom and Seseame Vinagrette
Gaming Hen stuffed with Panchetta, Lemons and Roasted Garlic
Strawberries dipped in Belgium Dark Chocolate
Enjoyed it all with Red and White Wine

I think he is a keeper!

Pssst!

lil momma....is Troy really as big a bad ass as he portrays himself. Or is he really just a nice, sensitive, and soft fella who enjoys watchin' chick flicks with you in front of the fireplace on a cold evening?

Sincerely Curious :hmmm:

[Phobia]

BIG DADDY and I celebrated our 10 year anniversary. He bought me a real nice card, truffles and 13 red long stem roses. Of course he also made me a wonderful dinner.

Crab Cakes with XO Sauce
Broiled Asparagus with Parmesan Cheese
Mixed Salad with a Shitake Mushroom and Seseame Vinagrette
Gaming Hen stuffed with Panchetta, Lemons and Roasted Garlic
Strawberries dipped in Belgium Dark Chocolate
Enjoyed it all with Red and White Wine

I think he is a keeper!

10 years? Holy mother of God. You've put up with that guy for 10 full years?

Congrats.

[lil_momma]

Pssst!

lil momma....is Troy really as big a bad ass as he portrays himself. Or is he really just a nice, sensitive, and soft fella who enjoys watchin' chick flicks with you in front of the fireplace on a cold evening?

Sincerely Curious :hmmm:

He is both! Guys that know him know that he is a great guy. He doesn't like chick flicks but he does like a fire on a cold evening.

BIG DADDY did also have a nice fire for me last night!

[Mr. Kotter]

He is both! Guys that know him know that he is a great guy. He doesn't like chick flicks but he does like a fire on a cold evening.

BIG DADDY did also have a nice fire for me last night!

Fires are cool. Glad to hear he doesn't like chic flicks though; that would've emasculated him around here.... :)

[lil_momma]

10 years? Holy mother of God. You've put up with that guy for 10 full years?

Congrats.

I know I can't believe it either. Time sure has flew bye! I should probably get a medal for that.

[stevieray]

I got an Elvis bling bling ring.

[Phobia]

I know I can't believe it either. Time sure has flew bye! I should probably get a medal for that.

I heard you got a ring for it last year. When are you getting the other half of the ring?

[Mr. Kotter]

I got an Elvis bling bling ring.

You invited Dave Lane to dinner; got him drunk...hit him over the head, and took his DT auctioned bling-bling?

[lil_momma]

I heard you got a ring for it last year. When are you getting the other half of the ring?


Next spring, plans are in the mix now! What is another year waiting. Just more time to plan it.

[Phobia]

Cool. Congrats.

[stevieray]

You invited Dave Lane to dinner; got him drunk...hit him over the head, and took his DT auctioned bling-bling?

nope, silver and zirconia horseshoe, like the first piece of jewelry the King bought for himself after hitting it big. (wife got it for wearing with the costumes.)

[lil_momma]

Cool. Congrats.

Thanks, really do appreciate it!

[Mr. Kotter]

nope, silver and zirconia horseshoe, like the first piece of jewelry the King bought for himself after hitting it big. (wife got it for wearing with the costumes.)

Cool. You wife is truly good to you, dude. :thumb:

Although, I gotta admit if DaveLane ever wears his bling-bling to another CP event, I'm gonna see if I can get some homeys to "confiscate" the stuff for me...

[Mr. Kotter]

Next spring, plans are in the mix now! What is another year waiting. Just more time to plan it.

Congrats. That's cool.

[stevieray]

Cool. You wife is truly good to you, dude. :thumb:

Although, I gotta admit if DaveLane ever wears his bling-bling to another CP event, I'm gonna see if I can get some homeys to "confiscate" the stuff for me...

That was pretty cool of him to wear it that day.

I liked the Chain and Cross.

[lil_momma]

Congrats. That's cool.

Thanks for the kind words.

[Phobia]

Thanks for the kind words.

At this moment, the wife and I have been married 3 years. I'm gonna go wake her up and wish her a happy.... Sure wish she'd get well, I don't want to catch that bug.

[Mr. Kotter]

... I don't want to catch that bug.

BS. :shake:

You would be willing to "take one for the team" as long as it involved gettin' into "Pink" so-to-speak...heh.

[lil_momma]

At this moment, the wife and I have been married 3 years. I'm gonna go wake her up and wish her a happy.... Sure wish she'd get well, I don't want to catch that bug.

Women always love to here you say you love them. That would definitely make me feel better if I was sick. I wish her well! It is never fun being sick.

[Phobia]

BS. :shake:

You would be willing to "take one for the team" as long as it involved gettin' into "Pink" so-to-speak...heh.

I enjoy the between the sheets disco, but I'd rather not be laid at all than being laid up for a week.

[Mr. Kotter]

I enjoy the between the sheets disco, but I'd rather not be laid at all than being laid up for a week.

A week? Damn, sorry to hear it's that serious.

Yeah, Rosie and her sisters would be a better choice in that case.

[Phobia]

A week? Damn, sorry to hear it's that serious.

Yeah, Rosie and her sisters would be a better choice in that case.

Well, I hope it's not a week but it already claimed our Valentines day and is threatening the anniversary. If it goes a week, it will get her birthday too.

I don't want what she has at this moment.

[Mr. Kotter]

Well, I hope it's not a week but it already claimed our Valentines day and is threatening the anniversary. If it goes a week, it will get her birthday too.

I don't want what she has at this moment.

Influenza A, and step are makin' their way through our schools right now; Beth may have caught something in the last day or so... :shake:

Take good care of Pink for us.

[Kclee]

I dumped my girlfriend.

beat that ****ers.


Did another girlfriend feel the Valentines day rath this year?

[Kclee]

this is the third Valentines Day in a row that my wife was on the Rag... Just cuz red is the color of the day... :rolleyes:




ROFL Poor guy. 4?

[KC Dan]

Am I missing something??? Today is Valentines day not yesterday, correct? Who's up for celebrating Labor Day tomorrow?

[Saulbadguy]

Somebody is messing with my post again. If it's not my post or rep or name then it is always something. Just roll with it.......ROFL
Just as good the second time around.

[Dave Lane]

I love valentines day. Its a day and an excuse to celebrate your relationship. This year though its a bit hollow for me but you all have fun.

Dave

[Kclee]

Am I missing something??? Today is Valentines day not yesterday, correct?

This is last years gem.

[KC Dan]

This is last years gem.
Duh... A little slow on the uptake today. Happy Valentines Day to all! Just another reason for men everywhere to empty their wallets.:banghead:

[jynni]

I just spared my boyfriend the trouble and broke up with him yesterday.