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RealSNR
02-20-2005, 10:15 PM
Wow... what a meal. This is next bowel movement is going to be huge! One doozy of a shit!

Should Carl offer a deal?

Bowser
02-20-2005, 10:16 PM
Will it be a "profile" shit?

|Zach|
02-20-2005, 10:16 PM
Who is your fecal matter's agent?

As long as its not Drew Rosenshit.

Hammock Parties
02-20-2005, 10:17 PM
Only if we can fit the shit under the salary cap.

FloridaChief
02-20-2005, 10:19 PM
I'm sure your newly-released turd will be available for the next couple months. Let's see where we stand in March; maybe then we can fit your chocolate darling under the toliet cap...

siberian khatru
02-20-2005, 10:20 PM
No. We have enough shit on the team already.

RealSNR
02-20-2005, 10:21 PM
Will it be a "profile" shit?Shit is shit. Either it's good shit or bad shit. I'm sick of Carl picking up shit that stinks, yet is given tons of money because of the nice corn chunk in it. Vermeil has got to think more like the Patriots when choosing shit.

DAMMIT CARL! :cuss:

el borracho
02-20-2005, 10:24 PM
If it is already shit what could our coaches teach it?

Inspector
02-20-2005, 10:25 PM
Can your shit play corner?

Can it turn it's head?

Wait...does it even have a head?

ChiefsCountry
02-20-2005, 10:28 PM
Can it play safety and tight end?

Nzoner
02-20-2005, 10:28 PM
Depending on the dumps I'm sure Carl will take a long look at this turd before he plunges ahead to make a final push at the bowl.I only hope if he drops a load this turd can stop the runs so we don't have to flush another season.

alanm
02-20-2005, 10:30 PM
Can your shit ward off a blocker or dblteam and stop the run(runs.. get it!!) and get to the QB? Does your shit stink? Or will it turn out to be a cancer in the locker room?

Hammock Parties
02-20-2005, 10:34 PM
Will your shit be comfortable in our toilet?

Skip Towne
02-20-2005, 10:35 PM
So you are going to go take a Gochiefs?

beavis
02-21-2005, 12:08 AM
Shit is shit. Either it's good shit or bad shit. I'm sick of Carl picking up shit that stinks, yet is given tons of money because of the nice corn chunk in it. Vermeil has got to think more like the Patriots when choosing shit.

DAMMIT CARL! :cuss:
You're obviously mistaken. Carl's shit doesn't stink.

Ultra Peanut
02-21-2005, 12:09 AM
I had salmon and a baked potato for dinner.

badgirl
02-21-2005, 01:24 AM
another shit thread. These are some of my favorites :thumb:

Ultra Peanut
02-21-2005, 01:31 AM
Imagine: the turds!

<img src="http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/about/liger/ligerkrf.JPG" style="width: 400px; height: 363px; border: 0" alt="" />

badgirl
02-21-2005, 01:34 AM
Imagine: the turds!

<img src="http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/about/liger/ligerkrf.JPG" style="width: 400px; height: 363px; border: 0" alt="" />
wonder if it will be a floater or not floater :hmmm:

BigMeatballDave
02-21-2005, 01:59 AM
We already had a Turd on this team at one point...

ZootedGranny
02-21-2005, 02:19 AM
Sorry, it seems the Ravens are trying to resign Gary Baxter. Thanks for the efforts though.

mikey23545
02-21-2005, 06:16 AM
You know, there are 31 other teams in this league that want your shit for themselves. It's not like your turd doesn't have a choice on where to go.