View Full Version : I'm a bachelor again this weekend.
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 05:33 PM
The wife is out on business in Michigan. What should I do?
Poll coming.
Nightfyre
02-25-2005, 05:34 PM
The wife is out on business in Michigan. What should I do?
Poll coming.
I hope there is a gaz option. Just Gaz. Or maybe a Super-Gaz-Dance option or something new and exciting.
Phobia
02-25-2005, 05:36 PM
I think you should live life as a vagrant for the weekend. It will make you appreciate us that much more upon your return.
Plus, I've heard vagrants in Denver get lots of tail.
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 05:38 PM
You wanna go to Mexico? Cheap hookers and cocaine!
I'm listening.
Nightfyre
02-25-2005, 05:38 PM
Screw a Gaz option. I want a "JimNasium should go to hell" option.
Both would be humorous.
Screw a Random Gaz is better tho.
Katipan
02-25-2005, 05:40 PM
A Bachelor implies you can do as you wish with no consequences from a woman in charge. You're more like a latchkey kid.
Nightfyre
02-25-2005, 05:41 PM
A Bachelor implies you can do as you wish with no consequences from a woman in charge. You're more like a latchkey kid.
Ouch... That one must burn like pissing after sex...
What do you mean that's not normal?!
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 05:43 PM
A Bachelor implies you can do as you wish with no consequences from a woman in charge. You're more like a latchkey kid.
You're right, of course. I'm a latchelor.
Phobia
02-25-2005, 05:43 PM
Gotta go with the drunken standoff at Shotgun Willie's. I think that would make the best story.
Aside from us going to Mexico, of course. It's virtually impossible for me to go to Mexico and not come back with a funny story.
The only funny stories we've heard so far are when you return, hungover, and attempt to come back across the border.... fwiw, those really aren't all that funny either. Maybe you should take a camcorder with an external microphone so you can at least recall the first 2 hours.
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 05:46 PM
So exactly how cheap are the hookers? Remember that I'd have to factor in airfare.
Nzoner
02-25-2005, 05:49 PM
You should dance around the room in your underwear lyp-syncing Old Time Rock-N-Roll while wearing a mouseketeers hat.
That should really freak the cats out.
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 05:49 PM
You have virgin friends?
Katipan
02-25-2005, 05:51 PM
He over paid
Katipan
02-25-2005, 05:55 PM
I just think for $75 there should have been a midget and a donkey involved.
A guy friend swore up and down that he didn't get the $10 blowjob at the strip club. We couldn't prove it until he walked under the black lights...
He tried to tell me it was soap.
Like boys wash their hands.
Skip Towne
02-25-2005, 05:56 PM
Your a bachelor again? I'll bet there are blueberry muffins in your future.
Nzoner
02-25-2005, 05:57 PM
Last weekend a friend of mine lost his virginity to a Mexican lady of the evening for $75.
That reminds of a great ol' ZZ Top song
If you're down in Acuna and you ain't up to being alone
don't spend all your money on just any honey that's grown.
Go find the Mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.
They all call her her "puta" 'cause no one really knows her name.
She works the cantina, dancin' and a-lovin's her trade.
Her mama was Mez'can and her daddy was the ace of spades.
Oh, let's drive that old Chrysler down to Mexico, boy.
Said, keep your hands on the wheel there.
Oh, it sure is fine, ain't it?
Now, ya got it! Hand me another one of them brews from back there.
Oh, this is gonna be so good.
Mm, she's hot as a pepper but smooth as a Mexican brew.
So head for the border and put in an order or two.
The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.
Oh, one more time,
can you roll me another Bull Durham, please?
Can't you do it with one hand, boy?
Katipan
02-25-2005, 06:00 PM
There was a $20 cover. Maybe they had a blue light special.
Bob Dole
02-25-2005, 06:08 PM
The wife is out on business in Michigan. What should I do?
She told you she was in Michigan?
And you believed it?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The truth. (http://www.texarkanarocks.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7459)
Katipan
02-25-2005, 06:08 PM
Hm... where was this?
That Puerto Penasco place was pretty sweet... I don't recall what the cover was... 4 bucks or so... but, when you paid it you got a card for a free lap dance.
we usually cross at Los Algodones for reasons I'm sure I've mentioned before. :p So somewhere between there and Rocky Point. But since its information I know all men need, I'll ask hubby when he comes home tonight. I'm sure he knows it by heart.
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 06:09 PM
Your a bachelor again? I'll bet there are blueberry muffins in your future.
Oooh.
Sorry, Endelt. I can't go to Mexico this weekend.
marsaray
02-25-2005, 06:11 PM
Heck yeah it is. The location of $10 blowjobs is key information indeed.
Make sure its a women first though.
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 06:26 PM
Hey, if she's got a dingdong of her own maybe she's better at it.
[Stunned silence.]
Katipan
02-25-2005, 06:27 PM
[Stunned silence.]
epiphanies have a way of doing that
Where in Michigan is she going to be?
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 06:44 PM
Keep your eyes on chop, Rain Man.
Yeah. I'm suspicious.
Flint, chop. It's the ultimate business trip destination - Flint, Michigan, in February.
I'm in Flint as we speak!
Katipan
02-25-2005, 06:52 PM
So you're in like Flynn?
I"M SORRY. no more bad puns
It is nice weather. Cold and Snowy. Flint's not bad in the summer but as soon as the leaves fall off of the trees and bushes it's kinda depressing.
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 06:57 PM
I'm in Flint as we speak!
Gidouddahere! Have you seen her? She's kind of tall, and ... and she's a woman.
She's working with a nonprofit client out there. I don't think I'm allowed to say who, though.
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 06:58 PM
It is nice weather. Cold and Snowy. Flint's not bad in the summer but as soon as the leaves fall off of the trees and bushes it's kinda depressing.
She says that there are a lot of cool old houses in Flint. We're into old houses.
No, I haven't seen her yet but the nights still young.
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 06:59 PM
I'm getting more votes for the Daisy Dukes than I would've expected. I'm hoping that it has more to do with the BMW getting waxed than anything else.
Talisman
02-25-2005, 07:15 PM
I'm getting more votes for the Daisy Dukes than I would've expected. I'm hoping that it has more to do with the BMW getting waxed than anything else.
Kevin, about those daisy dukes... There's no easy way to ask this... Are you a "never-nude"?
Rain Man
02-25-2005, 07:17 PM
Arrr! A rare - no, actually he's been showing up a lot lately.
I have no tan lines, if that's what you mean. That's primarily because I have no tan.
Talisman
02-25-2005, 07:18 PM
Maybe they're hoping you'll start a site like this one (http://www.string-emil.de/). (WARNING: Not safe for... uh, anyplace)
That's just not right. I feel dirty for continuing to scroll down. I guess it's like watching a car wreck.
Talisman
02-25-2005, 07:21 PM
I haven't even clicked on that link. I found it on another messageboard and reading the horrified posts of the people who had visited was enough for me.
You owe me two new retinas.
Talisman
02-25-2005, 07:30 PM
Hey, I gave you a warning.
Course, my warning probably wasn't as clear as a couple pages of posts like, "Oh God, did you see the one where he's wearing a thong on his lawn tractor?" "Daisy Dukes are now ruined forever for me." "I'm ashamed to be a German." etc.
I had to look anyway. I was afraid my senior pictures had been leaked onto the super interweb.
Phobia
02-25-2005, 09:46 PM
Your a bachelor again?
Skip, Skip, Skip. I can't believe the misuse.... :shake:
Pants
02-25-2005, 09:54 PM
Maybe they're hoping you'll start a site like this one (http://www.string-emil.de/). (WARNING: Not safe for... uh, anyplace)
Dude... :shake:
Jenny Gump
02-25-2005, 10:29 PM
I vote for laundry....mine if you don't mind.
Jenny Gump
02-25-2005, 10:44 PM
One word....Woolite.
KS Smitty
02-25-2005, 10:46 PM
Bake Phobia a pie!!!!!
Saulbadguy
02-25-2005, 10:47 PM
I voted for all the options. Dunno why, but I just like checking those little boxes.
Jenny Gump
02-25-2005, 10:52 PM
If you decide to get liposuction, can I have some of the fat to inject into my lips?
Phobia
02-25-2005, 10:57 PM
If you decide to get liposuction, can I have some of the fat to inject into my lips?
You're seeking something to inject into your lips? I'm glad you mentioned that....
Delano
02-25-2005, 10:58 PM
If you decide to get liposuction, can I have some of the fat to inject into my lips?
Send the rest to me so I can use it as a psyche in a BASEketball game.
trndobrd
02-26-2005, 12:17 AM
You should go to Blackhawk and see if you can gamble away every last dime of the family savings. I'll bet you can't get rid of all of it before she gets home.
mikey23545
02-26-2005, 05:27 AM
Isn't it potentially dangerous for a stick figure to have liposuction done?
badgirl
02-26-2005, 08:53 AM
I suggest you run around the house naked, eat junk food and hang out on the planet, wipe your hands on the towels that you do not suppose to wipe your hands on, No wait she'll notice that when she gets home, so just hang out naked and watch porn and talk to us. :thumb:
chiefs4me
02-26-2005, 09:32 AM
Oh Sweetie.....you are not really a bachelor this weekend.....your wife is just out of town.....;)
badgirl
02-26-2005, 11:18 AM
Oh Sweetie.....you are not really a bachelor this weekend.....your wife is just out of town.....;)
oh let the man dream for a few days :p
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