Breaking news: Martha Stewart feeds her horses

[memyselfI]

On Fox News right now. ROFL

[mlyonsd]

I have no idea why the media is so obsessed with her that they are staking out her house. NBC was reporting live from there at 5:30 this morning. Fugtards.

[memyselfI]

I have no idea why the media is so obsessed with her that they are staking out her house. NBC was reporting live from there at 5:30 this morning. Fugtards.

I think they tore her down and she ended up richer and more valuable AFTER they had their way with her...

:clap:

That being said, it's rather ridiculous that her every move is now 'breaking news'. :rolleyes:

[Bwana]

:spock:

[ptlyon]

I think they tore her down and she ended up richer and more valuable AFTER they had their way with her...

:clap:


We all know you'd like to have your way with her too

[4th and Long]

I'll just chime in here with a loud and resounding, "WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS!?"

:)

[Mr. Kotter]

She did spend some serious time in prison; you think they'd stay out of her conjugal relations in the days following her release. :hmmm:

[Eleazar]

I guess Duhnise must be hacked off that Martha didn't save her any of the oats and hay.

[memyselfI]

She did spend some serious time in prison; you think they'd stay out of her conjugal relations in the days following her release. :hmmm:

Well the lawyer on Fox News was acting like she'd just gone to Rodeo Drive on a shopping spree.

For God sakes, she said in her 'bon voyage' speech that she would miss those horses and her dogs, cats, and birds. To act like this was some cheap media stunt that she's crafting to make more money is just ridiculous. :shake:

[memyselfI]

I guess Duhnise must be hacked off that Martha didn't save her any of the oats and hay.

No, I'm actually a Martha fan NOW. Didn't used to be.

[Baby Lee]

I'm holding out for the 'Martha laying cable' exclusive.

[Eleazar]

Well the lawyer on Fox News was acting like she'd just gone to Rodeo Drive on a shopping spree.

For God sakes, she said in her 'bon voyage' speech that she would miss those horses and her dogs, cats, and birds. To act like this was some cheap media stunt that she's crafting to make more money is just ridiculous. :shake:

If you don't think she's parading around in front of the cameras for a reason you're nuts.

[memyselfI]

If you don't think she's parading around in front of the cameras for a reason you're nuts.

I think she'd be parading around her estate enjoying her first morning ray of sunshine and freedom even if the CAMERAS WERE NOT THERE.

To think otherwise IS ridiculous...

It's the media who is being disingenuous and exploitative here.

[Mr. Kotter]

I'm holding out for the 'Martha laying cable' exclusive.

Cable, as in....brown cable.

or Cable, as in the strap-on she administers her "bad" servant girls?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Between Martha and Michael Jackson the first 20 minutes of "CBS This Morning" was nothing but an obsessive tear-down-the-celebrity fest...not that they don't deserve to be torn down but GAWD DAMN I'm tired of hearing about it and I don't give a shit!!!


I hope one of Martha's horse kicks her square in the vagina and then eats the entire news crew.

[Hammock Parties]

Breaking News: Martha Stewart sucking off her horses. Video on www.horsefetish.com.

[Eleazar]

Breaking News: Martha Stewart sucking off her horses. Video on www.horsefetish.com.

Someone tell her that you milk the ones that moo!

[4th and Long]

I hope one of Martha's horse kicks her square in the vagina and then eats the entire news crew.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Warrior5]

It ain't just FOX; the entire media is obsessed with crap like this, and Michael Jackson, the Oscars, blah, blah, blah.

I could care less, but evidently many Americans do. I just turn the tube off and listen to 610/810 for breaking Chiefs news.

[ptlyon]

No, I'm actually a Martha fan NOW. Didn't used to be.

"I am woman - hear me roar"

[Mr. Kotter]

No, I'm actually a Martha fan NOW. Didn't used to be.

You prefer Prison bitches, eh?

[Hammock Parties]

I hope one of Martha's horse kicks her square in the vagina and then eats the entire news crew.

Breaking News: Equine Cannibals devour Martha Stewart; Death sentence award posthumously.

[Mr. Kotter]

Breaking News: Equine Cannibals devour Martha Stewart; Death sentence award posthumously.

Why'd you move this? :hmmm:

[Hammock Parties]

Why'd you move this? :hmmm:

Because it's ****ING HILARIOUS!

[Chief Henry]

"I am woman - hear me roar"


The premise of Duhknees thread is to poke fun at Fox news.
You guys have to get better at reading this gunt, c'mon some of you guys are slipping!

[Eleazar]

The premise of Duhknees thread is to poke fun at Fox news.
You guys have to get better at reading this gunt, c'mon some of you guys are slipping!

Yeah, just like the purpose of the million dollar baby thread was to make fun of people who didnt endorse assisted suicide. It's pretty transparent, the attempts to inject this kind of stuff into the main forum. I guess since very few people seem to be reading DC as much anymore, you gotta move on to finding fresh meat to try to indoctrinate... :shake:

[Mr. Kotter]

Because it's ****ING HILARIOUS!

It's funny, yes.

[chiefs4me]

I don't find anything funny at all about her feeding her horses. Simple solution, if you don't want to watch.....change the station.:rolleyes:

[Mr. Kotter]

I don't find anything funny at all about her feeding her horses. Simple solution, if you don't want to watch.....change the station.:rolleyes:

Is her feeding fuggin' horses, or HER at all really fuggin' news....? Seriously. Americans are so fugged up to think of this as "news." Sometimes we are just pathetic.... :shake:

[Pennywise]

I bet she gets tanked at the first 'Welcome Home Martha' party and regales her guests with the stories of all the ass she got in prison.

You know, cause she has a penis...

[Eleazar]

So, were they just reporting that she was out of prison, accompanied by some tape of her at home again? I mean, that is stupid, but in our star-worship culture, hardly out of the ordinary.

Now, if they did the "fox news alert" graphic and music and then cut over to a live feed, and it said on the screen "MARTHA FEEDS HORSES", that would be a big excessive.

The former does sound like Fox & Friends material though. That morning show is effing pathetic.

[memyselfI]

Is her feeding fuggin' horses, or HER at all really fuggin' news....? Seriously. Americans are so fugged up to think of this as "news." Sometimes we are just pathetic.... :shake:

Fox News had their 'Fox News Flash' banner and two commentators commenting about what they were seeing live. CNN did their 90 second pop and showed a few seconds.

[Calcountry]

I have no idea why the media is so obsessed with her that they are staking out her house. NBC was reporting live from there at 5:30 this morning. Fugtards.THey need product to fill the 24/7 news cycle.

[mlyonsd]

THey need product to fill the 24/7 news cycle.

Yea I know, I primarily posted that for meme to let her know Fox wasn't the only one doing it.

[Pants]

Holy shit, I saw the breaking news part and my heart skipped a beat in happiness, thinking we signed somebody... Thanks a lot. Who the f*ck gives a shit about Martha f*cking Stewart when the Chiefs' future is in question?

[tk13]

I bet if Martha was our GM we would've signed Trotter, Hartwell, Law, and Rolle already. We probably would've completely circumvented the salary cap in the process and Martha would spend five more years in prison, but it would be worth it.