Elton John gay? [Archive]

begbie

03-04-2005, 09:49 AM

I never knew Elton was really gay

Elton John gay rumours confirmed (http://www.thegreenrabbit.ca/content/view/173/46/)

I always thought it was like the tom cruise rumors.

Saulbadguy

03-04-2005, 09:50 AM

:spock:

Dartgod

03-04-2005, 09:51 AM

You live in a cave or something?

tomahawk kid

03-04-2005, 09:51 AM

The sky's blue?

Bear's shit in the woods?

keg in kc

03-04-2005, 09:51 AM

Michael Jackson likes kids.

2bikemike

03-04-2005, 09:52 AM

He came out years ago!

Braincase

03-04-2005, 09:52 AM

You lookin' to hook up?

Chiefnj

03-04-2005, 09:53 AM

Next thing you know, Ellen Degeneris will come out as a lesbian.

Baby Lee

03-04-2005, 09:55 AM

Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!

Eleazar

03-04-2005, 09:56 AM

So that is what the poofy shirts and purple suits were about.

WilliamTheIrish

03-04-2005, 09:56 AM

Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!

Yer killin' me... ROFL

Dartgod

03-04-2005, 09:56 AM

Next thing you know, Ellen Degeneris will come out as a lesbian.
:eek: No way!

Oh, BTW begbie. Anytime you mention homosexuality on the Planet, you are require to put "NTTAWWT" in your post somewhere.

Dr. Johnny Fever

03-04-2005, 09:56 AM

...and in other news Oprah Winfrey has a fluctuating weight problem, Donald Trump is rich...but apparently not rich enough to get a good hair style, and William Bartee still sucks as a football player...

seclark

03-04-2005, 09:56 AM

i cant confirm this, but i think he's british.
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Abba-Dabba

03-04-2005, 09:58 AM

Fabulous! I wonder if he has a luxurious bathroom? All gay people have luxurious bathrooms.

redfan

03-04-2005, 10:01 AM

Dang gay ferriners...
First George Michael, now Elton!!
Just a... well I... uh*but... Dang gay ferriners.

In other news, water is wet and fire is hot.

2bikemike

03-04-2005, 10:02 AM

Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!

Damn near spit my drink all over my monitor! ROFL :clap:

cadmonkey

03-04-2005, 10:07 AM

Wait, if Elton John is gay does that mean Liberace is too?
http://www.ecotox.dk/liberace.jpg

Alton deFlat

03-04-2005, 10:10 AM

Yep, he's a pipe smoker.

Kris Kringle

03-04-2005, 10:10 AM

Give us a break!! Next thing you're going to tell us is that Richard Simmons is gay.

Mr. Kotter

03-04-2005, 10:10 AM

What planet do you live on....?

His music is still pretty awesome.

cadmonkey

03-04-2005, 10:11 AM

Give us a break!! Next thing you're going to tell us is that Richard Simmons is gay.

and what about George Micheal?

ChiTown

03-04-2005, 10:11 AM

Nooooooooooooo.

He's just really happy.

HemiEd

03-04-2005, 10:13 AM

NO, surely not! Elton a fudgepacker? But he made some good music, what is wrong with this picture? ROFL

Hammock Parties

03-04-2005, 10:14 AM

I like a couple of his songs.

cadmonkey

03-04-2005, 10:15 AM

NO, surely not! Elton a fudgepacker? But he made some good music, what is wrong with this picture? ROFL
http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/elton_john.jpg

Hammock Parties

03-04-2005, 10:16 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/elton_john.jpg

GOD DAMN that is gay.

:shake:

Eleazar

03-04-2005, 10:18 AM

GOD DAMN that is gay.

:shake:

Yep, definitely a bat sander.

Braincase

03-04-2005, 10:22 AM

No way. No freakin' way. Next thing you'll be telling me that Rock Hudson is gay and Charles Bronson is dead.

Hammock Parties

03-04-2005, 10:24 AM

No way. No freakin' way. Next thing you'll be telling me that Rock Hudson is gay and Charles Bronson is dead.

Don't look now, but I heard Errol Flynn was gay.

SPchief

03-04-2005, 10:32 AM

No way, next thing you are going to say is that gochiefs isn't a virgin?

CosmicPal

03-04-2005, 10:36 AM

I never knew Elton was really gay

Did he hit on you?

HemiEd

03-04-2005, 10:40 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/elton_john.jpg

Damn, that is some funny shit there! ROFL

Braincase

03-04-2005, 10:45 AM

Don't look now, but I heard Errol Flynn was gay.

Was that before or after he was a spy for the Nazi's?

Hammock Parties

03-04-2005, 10:45 AM

Was that before or after he was a spy for the Nazi's?

That was Neville Sinclair.

That's the coolest name EVAR, BTW.

Mark M

03-04-2005, 11:03 AM

He may be gay, but not nearly as much as this thread ...

MM
~~:p

begbie

03-04-2005, 11:12 AM

hey but wasnt he married to a female?

seclark

03-04-2005, 11:25 AM

hey but wasnt he married to a female?
oh $hit...i didn't know that.
ok. he's not gay then.
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Mark M

03-04-2005, 11:26 AM

hey but wasnt he married to a female?

Are you honestly surprised with this revelation? I mean, damn ... even Stevie Wonder could've seen that he was gay.

MM
~~:D

Eleazar

03-04-2005, 11:26 AM

hey but wasnt he married to a female?

Just because he wasn't driving a pickup truck doesn't mean he isn't a colon cowboy.

yunghungwell

03-04-2005, 11:43 AM

Breaking news...

This woman is fat.

seclark

03-04-2005, 11:45 AM

Breaking news...

This woman is fat.
pretty hair, too.
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CosmicPal

03-04-2005, 11:45 AM

Are you honestly surprised with this revelation? I mean, damn ... even Stevie Wonder could've seen that he was gay.

MM
~~:D

ROFL

Yea, maybe so, but not with those shades on....

Rausch

03-04-2005, 11:47 AM

I never knew Elton was really gay

Braincase

03-04-2005, 12:20 PM

That was Neville Sinclair.

That's the coolest name EVAR, BTW.

There were refuted allegations that Flynn was a Nazi spy, and it is confrmed he bought a Van Gogh from the Nazi's after it was unscrupulously acquired. He was a serious anti-semite.

begbie

03-04-2005, 01:39 PM

aye tae that

ck_IN

03-04-2005, 01:45 PM

Calling Captain Obvious! Calling Captain Obvious!

badgirl

03-04-2005, 02:27 PM

Breaking news...

This woman is fat.
:eek: disgustings more like it.

DenverChief

03-04-2005, 02:30 PM

<<GAY

tk13

03-04-2005, 02:31 PM

Yeah yeah, we all know he's gay, but did Carl let him leave Arrowhead without a contract too? Dammit Carl!

Duck Dog

03-04-2005, 02:42 PM

Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!

Hilarious. ROFL

Calcountry

03-04-2005, 02:46 PM

Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!ROFL

Thig Lyfe

03-04-2005, 03:04 PM

The topic post alone is Hall of Classics-worthy.

begbie

03-04-2005, 03:16 PM

well then..

badgirl

03-04-2005, 03:46 PM

well then..
well then....what? :hmmm:

Logical

03-04-2005, 03:54 PM

Fabulous! I wonder if he has a luxurious bathroom? All gay people have luxurious bathrooms.

This is just the type of stereotyping that is fostering negativity towards gay marriage.

badgirl

03-04-2005, 03:56 PM

This is just the type of stereotyping that is fostering negativity towards gay marriage.
:spock:

Logical

03-04-2005, 04:07 PM

:spock:It was sarcasm

journeyscarab

03-04-2005, 04:09 PM

I wonder if he has track lighting. They said in "Steel Magnolias" that all gay men have track lighting.

Next you'll tell me Freddie Mercury was gay.

badgirl

03-04-2005, 05:52 PM

It was sarcasm
I KNEW THAT :harumph: :p

Chan93lx50

03-04-2005, 05:59 PM

Hmmm, all this crazyness with FA and all the FA threads going.............................

Some How Elton John is gay stays at the top.

I dont get it! LOL

Beatlemanu

03-04-2005, 06:00 PM

Hmmm, all this crazyness with FA and all the FA threads going.............................

Some How Elton John is gay stays at the top.

I dont get it! LOL

:hmmm:

Chief Roundup

03-04-2005, 06:19 PM

:eek: No way!

Oh, BTW begbie. Anytime you mention homosexuality on the Planet, you are require to put "NTTAWWT" in your post somewhere.

Well I hate fags. NTTAWWT ROFL

begbie

03-07-2005, 07:19 AM

how can a homo be a knight??? It's baffling

patteeu

03-07-2005, 07:28 AM

No way, next thing you are going to say is that gochiefs isn't a virgin?

Someone doesn't get how this works. ;)

Skip Towne

03-07-2005, 07:51 AM

It does seem that a lot of creative people are gay. Why isn't Gochiefs creative?

begbie

03-07-2005, 08:43 AM

van gogh wasnae gay

ROYC75

03-07-2005, 09:05 AM

Next thing ya know, Elvis is still alive,doesn't drink, no drugs or eats peanut banana samwiches.

ChiTown

03-07-2005, 09:06 AM

van gogh wasnae gay

He was just really happy..............

begbie

03-07-2005, 10:59 AM

elvis did NOT use dope neither

R&GHomer

03-07-2005, 11:37 AM

What planet have you been on? I think you need your gaydar calibrated.