KC RAT

[penguinz]

When are they going to dump this pathetic excuse for a mascot and get a real one?

[Hammock Parties]

Mascots are for basketball anyway.

[Phobia]

Never. You can blame political correctness for that goofy thing.

[Saulbadguy]

His schtick is getting pretty old.

[penguinz]

But this ignorant thing parades around the field all damn game. It is almost as embarrassing as our D.

[Saulbadguy]

Call Carl.

[jspchief]

Wow. Is it possible that the Planet is running out of things to bitch about?

[HC_Chief]

Almost as embarassing as your limited grasp of the English language

[Stinger]

Wow. Is it possible that the Planet is running out of things to bitch about?

Wait 5 minutes

[Phobia]

Wow. Is it possible that the Planet is running out of things to bitch about?

No. I want to bitch about that band some more.

[NewChief]

Wow. Is it possible that the Planet is running out of things to bitch about?


This is a perennial bitch. I think the last time it came up was about November or so. I remember I'd just gone to a game with my nephew who asked me why the Chiefs mascot was a rat. The same week someone else made a thread complaining about it.

[Mark M]

And your suggestion for a replacement would be ... ?

Or do you not have one and just need to get your daily "whine about something" thread in early?

MM
~~:p

[Saulbadguy]

I'm ****ing pissed at the type of ice they put in the Cokes at Arrowhead.

[Phobia]

And your suggestion for a replacement would be ... ?

Or do you not have one and just need to get your daily "whine about something" thread in early?

MM
~~:p

I would rather have a chicken or a monkey. But that's just me. Maybe a monkey dressed up like an Indian. Nobody would bitch about a cute monkey.

[Mark M]

I would rather have a chicken or a monkey. But that's just me. Maybe a monkey dressed up like an Indian. Nobody would bitch about a cute monkey.

MM
~~ROFL

[picasso]

It's not a rat it's a fox. For the radio station that carries them, 102.5 the Fox. Isn't it?

[tomahawk kid]

This is a perennial bitch. I think the last time it came up was about November or so. I remember I'd just gone to a game with my nephew who asked me why the Chiefs mascot was a rat. The same week someone else made a thread complaining about it.

That was me.

I was suggesting that they brought back Warpaint.

Understand that you probably couldn't get away with the whole Bob Johnson (someone dressed up as an American Indian - even though University of Illinois and Florida State seem to get away with it) thing, but I think someone riding an Apaloosa horse would be a nice throwback to the AFL days.

I think KC Wolf looks like a rat as well......

[NewChief]

It's not a rat it's a fox. For the radio station that carries them, 102.5 the Fox. Isn't it?

Right. KCWolf, the Fox.

[Mark M]

It's not a rat it's a fox. For the radio station that carries them, 102.5 the Fox. Isn't it?

No.

It's a wolf that's supposed to honor the old "Wolf Pack" a group of fans (including my grandfather) that used to sit behind the visitors bench in Municipal stadium and heckle the living hell out of the opposition.

Or were you joking ... ?

MM
~~:spock:

[HC_Chief]

Right. KCWolf, the Fox.

ROFL

[Saulbadguy]

My uncle always bitches about the Wolf. I don't really care either way. He says we should bring back Warpaint. I say "whats so great about a horse?"

He replies "Because it shits on the field."

[Mark M]

My uncle always bitches about the Wolf. I don't really care either way. He says we should bring back Warpaint. I say "whats so great about a horse?"

He replies "Because it shits on the field."

Just like the defense ...

MM
~~:sulk:

[mikey23545]

Wow. Is it possible that the Planet is running out of things to bitch about?

What, you hate the competition?....

[HC_Chief]

Just like the defense ...

MM
~~:sulk:

Nah, the defense IS shit.

Well, perhaps it's both: the shit defense shit on themselves

[tomahawk kid]

No.

It's a wolf that's supposed to honor the old "Wolf Pack" a group of fans (including my grandfather) that used to sit behind the visitors bench in Municipal stadium and heckle the living hell out of the opposition.

Or were you joking ... ?

MM
~~:spock:

I like the whole, "let's honor the Wolfpack thing". It was a good idea for a mascot, as an alternative to stay politically correct.

However, I think the version of a "wolf" that they use doesn't look like one.

FWIW, I think they should have a designated "Wolfpack" section in Arrowhead (think Dogpound in Cleveland). I think WeirdWolf is trying to do that, grass roots style, in the endzone he sits in.

[Kclee]

Right. KCWolf, the Fox.


ROFL . As you can tell from the smilie, I found that pretty funny.

[Phobia]

It's not a rat it's a fox. For the radio station that carries them, 102.5 the Fox. Isn't it?

If you've not yet gotten death threats from this post, please allow me to be the first.

[NewChief]

I like the whole, "let's honor the Wolfpack thing". It was a good idea for a mascot, as an alternative to stay politically correct.

However, I think the version of a "wolf" that they use doesn't look like one.

FWIW, I think they should have a designated "Wolfpack" section in Arrowhead (think Dogpound in Cleveland). I think WeirdWolf is trying to do that, grass roots style, in the endzone he sits in.

I agree. The wolf concept is cool, but when's the last time you saw a wolf with that much junk in his trunk? I mean wolves are supposed to be lean, mean, and vicious. I think it would be better if we got a real wolf, hell maybe get a whole pack. Don't feed them except for game time. Before the game, you fill up a dummy of the opposing team's uniform with a bunch of steaks and ground beef. Maybe a few bags of ketchup in there too. Then you release the wolves and let them go to town. Imagine the positive PR this would be as well. Wolves are like endangered and shit. We'd be helping out the animals. PETA would be happy. Bye weeks would be especially sweet. I bet wolves that don't eat for two weeks would really go to town.

[Mark M]

I like the whole, "let's honor the Wolfpack thing". It was a good idea for a mascot, as an alternative to stay politically correct.

However, I think the version of a "wolf" that they use doesn't look like one.

FWIW, I think they should have a designated "Wolfpack" section in Arrowhead (think Dogpound in Cleveland). I think WeirdWolf is trying to do that, grass roots style, in the endzone he sits in.

I don't disagree. IMHO, screw all mascots and cheerleaders.

Let me rephrase that:

Get rid of the mascot, and then screw the cheerleaders, once those cheerleaders are replaced by hot ones.

MM
~~:)

[tomahawk kid]

I don't disagree. IMHO, screw all mascots and cheerleaders.

Let me rephrase that:

Get rid of the mascot, and then screw the cheerleaders, once those cheerleaders are replaced by hot ones.

MM
~~:)

In my best Ed McMahon voice, "YES!".

[Mark M]

I agree. The wolf concept is cool, but when's the last time you saw a wolf with that much junk in his trunk? I mean wolves are supposed to be lean, mean, and vicious. I think it would be better if we got a real wolf, hell maybe get a whole pack. Don't feed them except for game time. Before the game, you fill up a dummy of the opposing team's uniform with a bunch of steaks and ground beef. Maybe a few bags of ketchup in there too. Then you release the wolves and let them go to town. Imagine the positive PR this would be as well. Wolves are like endangered and shit. We'd be helping out the animals. PETA would be happy. Bye weeks would be especially sweet. I bet wolves that don't eat for two weeks would really go to town.

Holy crap ...

MM
~~ROFL

[Rain Man]

I agree. The wolf concept is cool, but when's the last time you saw a wolf with that much junk in his trunk? I mean wolves are supposed to be lean, mean, and vicious. I think it would be better if we got a real wolf, hell maybe get a whole pack. Don't feed them except for game time. Before the game, you fill up a dummy of the opposing team's uniform with a bunch of steaks and ground beef. Maybe a few bags of ketchup in there too. Then you release the wolves and let them go to town. Imagine the positive PR this would be as well. Wolves are like endangered and shit. We'd be helping out the animals. PETA would be happy. Bye weeks would be especially sweet. I bet wolves that don't eat for two weeks would really go to town.



I can't top this, so I'll just stand in the crowd and applaud.

[picasso]

That's right it's a Wolf. KC Wolf.

Shutup NewChief!!! I live in Seattle and forgot what the thing was. All I knew is it wasn't a rat.

What would be wrong if the Chiefs branded themselves with the American Indian tribes of Kansas. That way instead of a cowboy and indian reference it would be a positive reference to indian heritage......AND WE COULD GET WARPAINT BACK!!!!!

We could even do halftime indian spirit dances and incorporate a laser show at night. Ya know horses running in the sky and eagles circling the stands with smoke signals from each end of the stadium.

Cheerleaders in short revealing Pocahontas outfits.
VERY COOL!!!!

[Skip Towne]

KC Rat symbolizes the rodents in our Front Office.

[Kclee]

That's right it's a Wolf. KC Wolf.



You mean we don't get french benefits?

[NewChief]

That's right it's a Wolf. KC Wolf.

Shutup NewChief!!! I live in Seattle and forgot what the thing was. All I knew is it wasn't a rat.

What would be wrong if the Chiefs branded themselves with the American Indian tribes of Kansas. That way instead of a cowboy and indian reference it would be a positive reference to indian heritage......AND WE COULD GET WARPAINT BACK!!!!!

We could even do halftime indian spirit dances and incorporate a laser show at night. Ya know horses running in the sky and eagles circling the stands with smoke signals from each end of the stadium.

Cheerleaders in short revealing Pocahontas outfits.
VERY COOL!!!!

ROFL
Nothing says "Native American" like a laser light show.

I can see it now. Over the loud speaker we can get Grigsby to say, "AND THE GREAT SPIRIT SAID: WE'LL BE SCALPING PRICES AT PRICEEE CHOPPPPERR!"

[tomahawk kid]

ROFL
Nothing says "Native American" like a laser light show.

I can see it now. Over the loud speaker we can get Grigsby to say, "AND THE GREAT SPIRIT SAID: WE'LL BE SCALPING PRICES AT PRICEEE CHOPPPPERR!"

You owe me a new monitor. I just sprayed coffee all over this one.

ROFL

[picasso]

ROFL
Nothing says "Native American" like a laser light show.

I can see it now. Over the loud speaker we can get Grigsby to say, "AND THE GREAT SPIRIT SAID: WE'LL BE SCALPING PRICES AT PRICEEE CHOPPPPERR!"


LOL!!!
No that's just wrong.
In Washington every indian casino I have ever gone to is way over done with stage shows, light shows and fireworks and the like.
Hell indians even own amphitheatres out here. I don't see how they would be against it if it was done tastefully and they got a cut of the co-branding merchandise. Like noise makers that look like little totem poles with your favorite Chiefs players heads on it that rattled when you shook them.

Hey I have many more.

[tomahawk kid]

LOL!!!
No that's just wrong.
In Washington every indian casino I have ever gone to is way over done with stage shows, light shows and fireworks and the like.
Hell indians even own amphitheatres out here. I don't see how they would be against it if it was done tastefully and they got a cut of the co-branding merchandise. Like noise makers that look like little totem poles with your favorite Chiefs players heads on it that rattled when you shook them.

Hey I have many more.

I've still got one of those Chris Martin foam Chiefs Tomahawks from when I was a kid.

Love that thing.

[ROYC75]

This is a perennial bitch. I think the last time it came up was about November or so. I remember I'd just gone to a game with my nephew who asked me why the Chiefs mascot was a rat. The same week someone else made a thread complaining about it.


IIRC it was this guy ..........penguinz

[htismaqe]

That's right it's a Wolf. KC Wolf.

Shutup NewChief!!! I live in Seattle and forgot what the thing was. All I knew is it wasn't a rat.

What would be wrong if the Chiefs branded themselves with the American Indian tribes of Kansas. That way instead of a cowboy and indian reference it would be a positive reference to indian heritage......AND WE COULD GET WARPAINT BACK!!!!!

We could even do halftime indian spirit dances and incorporate a laser show at night. Ya know horses running in the sky and eagles circling the stands with smoke signals from each end of the stadium.

Cheerleaders in short revealing Pocahontas outfits.
VERY COOL!!!!

We already got Warpaint back. His name is Arrow2.

[ROYC75]

We have had this discussion last year........

It's a wolf that looks like a rat to the people who are drunk....... :D j/k

It's a gimmick that the kids love, it's not for the adults to look at or bitch about. It's about the kids and geting them interested in football. My daughter loved it as a kid and then fell in love with the way Derrick Thomas and Neil Smith played.

But to bitch about the mascot ? :shake:

[Spott]

I guess a rat/wolf isn't quite as good as having a fat, old naked guy in a barrel or queer leprechaun as your mascot.

[Rausch]

You mean we don't get french benefits?

There are no benefits to being french...

[Rausch]

I guess a rat/wolf isn't quite as good as having a fat, old naked guy in a barrel or queer leprechaun as your mascot.

Ugh...that thing's a leprechaun?

It looks like the love child of Batboy and Elton John...

[grandllama]

All I know is that in an interview one time Chucky stated he hated that 'bleeping rat thing' at KC... anything that pisses Chucky off (even if he is in Tampa now) is a good thing in my book...

[Nightfyre]

I initiate a vote to have an actual pack of wolves (or half wolves) as mascots.

[Rain Man]

I'll bet that with genetic engineering we could find some company that would be willing to make a mascot that's just a genetic blender full of DNA. Tusks, randomly placed arms, patchy fur and scales, makes a noise like ripping cloth...it'd be cool to have a mascot that horrifies and terrifies people.

[NewChief]

I'll bet that with genetic engineering we could find some company that would be willing to make a mascot that's just a genetic blender full of DNA. Tusks, randomly placed arms, patchy fur and scales, makes a noise like ripping cloth...it'd be cool to have a mascot that horrifies and terrifies people.


We could call it "The Tweener".

That certainly would teffiry the Planet.

[Garcia Bronco]

People talk about the rat around here all the time....he even has his own smilie Shanarat

[Nzoner]

FWIW, I think they should have a designated "Wolfpack" section in Arrowhead (think Dogpound in Cleveland). I think WeirdWolf is trying to do that, grass roots style, in the endzone he sits in.

How about a section for all the drunks,stoners and rowdies called The Arrow Heads.Everyone could wear one those prop arrows through the head although with the seats being so close it could be a bit interesting.
http://www.savageheart.com/June1998/DavidIn3D.jpg

[morphius]

I'll bet that with genetic engineering we could find some company that would be willing to make a mascot that's just a genetic blender full of DNA. Tusks, randomly placed arms, patchy fur and scales, makes a noise like ripping cloth...it'd be cool to have a mascot that horrifies and terrifies people.
Sorry, Denise is already a raiders fan...

[Hoover]

I met KCWOLF in KC in 97, he was very nice, but didn't say much...

[Nzoner]

I met KCWOLF in KC in 97, he was very nice, but didn't say much...

We had our client Christmas party at a local establishment a few years ago on a Monday night when the Chiefs were playing on the road and hired KC Wolf as part of our festivities,damn are the Chiefs proud of him,he got $300 per hour.

[Phobia]

We had our client Christmas party at a local establishment a few years ago on a Monday night when the Chiefs were playing on the road and hired KC Wolf as part of our festivities,damn are the Chiefs proud of him,he got $300 per hour.

I'd give at least $3.00 an hour for that stupid rat. At least.

[tomahawk kid]

I think they should bring back Warpaint for the simple fact he could take a dump on Randy Moss.

[Uncle_Ted]

Not only is our mascot a rat, but it's a beer-bellied 80's-style tigerstriped-pants-wearing rat.

[HemiEd]

I think maby badgirl hacked someone's account.

So is this now the official CP spelling? ROFL

[HemiEd]

I fear it may become that. (maby come?)

I'm going to try to restrict my use of it to making fun of badgirl.


It is fun to start picking up on some of this cross-thread humor, very new to me! Thanks for the laughs! ROFL

[big nasty kcnut]

PRRRRRRRIIIIIICCEEEE CCCCCCCCHHHOOOOPPPPEEEEERRR

lol

[|Zach|]

Right. KCWolf, the Fox.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Rain Man]

We had our client Christmas party at a local establishment a few years ago on a Monday night when the Chiefs were playing on the road and hired KC Wolf as part of our festivities,damn are the Chiefs proud of him,he got $300 per hour.


Cool. I make less than a guy who dresses up in an animal suit. That just makes my day.

[unlurking]

Cool. I make less than a guy who dresses up in an animal suit. That just makes my day.
That's the real problem.

If you want to send a message, don't boycott the games, boycott the rat!

:p

[chiefs4me]

He is a wolf not a rat.....and he is not there for you...he is there for the children. So lay off of the wolf.....:harumph:

[keg in kc]

He is a wolf not a rat.....and he is not there for you...he is there for the children. So lay off of the wolf...That's the other thing that needs to go...children. No more rugrats. Bar the gates to anybody under the age of 21. Or 31 for that matter.

[Nzoner]

Cool. I make less than a guy who dresses up in an animal suit. That just makes my day.

Nah,rest assured Kevin most of that money went to the Chiefs,believe me because I basically made the same statement to the man behind the mask during his break.

[unlurking]

That's the other thing that needs to go...children. No more rugrats. Bar the gates to anybody under the age of 21. Or 31 for that matter.
ROFL

[gblowfish]

I like KC Wolf. He's better than the fat, clueless, ugly Papoose mascot we had in the '80s.

Wolf just needs some new routines. His pregame thing is getting a little worn out. You know the Chiefs are all about formula...

For those interested, the history of Chiefs Cheerleaders and Mascots (including Warpaint the Horse) is here:

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/Chiefspage7.html

[Rain Man]

He is a wolf not a rat.....and he is not there for you...he is there for the children. So lay off of the wolf.....:harumph:


This is why children should be supervised at all times. They're small and weak and attract carnivores.

[keg in kc]

I'd vote for a stripper in a leather bikini with tassles and a headdress.

[Rain Man]

I'd vote for a stripper in a leather bikini with tassles and a headdress.


Lose the tassles, and that's a winning idea.

[keg in kc]

Lose the tassles, and that's a winning idea.Ah hell, let's just lose the whole bikini. I mean, I did kick the kids out.

[Rain Man]

This whole concept is beginning to gel.

[HemiEd]

I do not get to go to many games. Can someone please tell me who this guy is that I took a picture of at Lambeau?

[chiefs4me]

I do not get to go to many games. Can someone please tell me who this guy is that I took a picture of at Lambeau?




I have no freaking clue.....:thumb:

[chiefs4me]

I do not get to go to many games. Can someone please tell me who this guy is that I took a picture of at Lambeau?






Love the head dress he is wearing...:)

[Spott]

I do not get to go to many games. Can someone please tell me who this guy is that I took a picture of at Lambeau?

Jan Stenerud in drag?

[Spott]

Drag? What kind of funky ass women you date?

Only ones that put out on the first date.

[HemiEd]

Jan Stenerud in drag?

I thought the resemblence to Stenerud was present as well. I just assumed that he was the "traveling mascott."