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Vegas_Dave
03-10-2005, 12:16 AM
Beer is not fattening: http://www.theregister.com/2005/03/09/beer_not_fattening/

Beer fights cancer: http://www.theregister.com/2005/01/20/beer_fights_cancer/

Lets all drink to that!!!!:toast:
Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:19 AM
LOW CARB beer isn't fattening.

And results are drastically different between men and women in fighting heart disease and cancer.
Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:21 AM
LOW CARB beer isn't fattening.

And results are drastically different between men and women in fighting heart disease and cancer.

STFU, Rausch. This the best news ever posted on the planet. Do you think you could save the snopes shit until I've at least cracked a damn beer?
Vegas_Dave
03-10-2005, 12:21 AM
Fine, rain on the parade... You know, for someone whos motto is "Angry DRUNKEN German", I would figure you wouldnt care about the little details like that.

sheesh.
Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:25 AM
Fine, rain on the parade... You know, for someone whos motto is "Angry DRUNKEN German", I would figure you wouldnt care about the little details like that.

It should be crystal-****ing-clear to most that I don't give a fat-fairy's-fart in high wind about the negative implications of alcohol abuse.

Just pointing out a few facts for those that do... ;)
big nasty kcnut
03-10-2005, 12:25 AM
beer can also give mens more guts and stop stupid people from bugging you.
Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:27 AM
beer can also give mens more guts and stop stupid people from bugging you.

It also causes birth defects...
Vegas_Dave
03-10-2005, 12:28 AM
And beer gives confidence... I know that when I was single and drunk, I had no problem whatsoever going up to a cute (or at least she seemed cute at the time, and thats all that counts as long as you do not ever realize differently) girl and trying to convince them to get naked with me.

Problem is, I dont remember if it ever worked or didnt...

plus, being sober isnt all that its cracked up to be. My judgement is plenty impaired sober too! Thats how I got the nickname: Sober Naked Guy in high school. :)
Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:31 AM
beer can also give mens more guts and stop stupid people from bugging you.

Dude. Can I use this quote in my signature? Please?
keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:55 AM
LOW CARB beer isn't fattening.

And results are drastically different between men and women in fighting heart disease and cancer.Bradley the Buzz Kill strikes again. :cuss:
Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:59 AM
Bradley the Buzz Kill strikes again. :cuss:

Yeah, and if I WOULDN'T have known my alcohol facts you harp on me for that too.

Rausch,
still thinks paint chips taste like pez...
keg in kc
03-10-2005, 01:00 AM
Yeah, and if I WOULDN'T have known my alcohol facts you harp on me for that too.

Rausch,
still thinks paint chips taste like pez...Mmmm, Harp.

What were you saying again?
Rausch
03-10-2005, 01:17 AM
Mmmm, Harp.

What were you saying again?

:spock:
keg in kc
03-10-2005, 01:27 AM
I don't have any Harp, so Newcastle will have to do.

This is the first beer I've had in a month, I think. Been drinking liquor lately.
Miles
03-10-2005, 01:31 AM
If you can find a study that says some good things about smokes as well im set.
Rausch
03-10-2005, 01:33 AM
If you can find a study that says some good things about smokes as well im set.

Nicotine decreases your odds of getting alzheimer's by 75%...
Miles
03-10-2005, 01:41 AM
Nicotine decreases your odds of getting alzheimer's by 75%...

Excellent, you have any material for coffee/caffeine as well?
Rausch
03-10-2005, 01:51 AM
Excellent, you have any material for coffee/caffeine as well?

Caffeine has been proven to increase appetite in cancer patients as much as THC (Pot.)
Rausch
03-10-2005, 01:51 AM
BTW, anyone who thinks I'm FOS is more than welcome to look these statistics up...
Miles
03-10-2005, 01:56 AM
Caffeine has been proven to increase appetite in cancer patients as much as THC (Pot.)

I could use something else since the beer is fighting off cancer in the first place.
Rausch
03-10-2005, 02:03 AM
I could use something else since the beer is fighting off cancer in the first place.

I've got some bad news for ya'...
Miles
03-10-2005, 02:09 AM
I've got some bad news for ya'...

Dammit so your going to say those things are bad for me now. Thanks for the help.
Over-Head
03-10-2005, 03:20 AM
Just have a “draw” as we call it around here.
It’s way better for ya anyway :bong:
luv
03-10-2005, 03:26 AM
hmmmm. . .

i'll drink to that! :toast:
teedubya
03-10-2005, 03:30 AM
Yeah... and smoking marijuana, actually INCREASES the amount of braincells you have.
penchief
03-10-2005, 07:43 AM
It also makes you smarter and improves your vision.

It made Bud wiser and Genny see.
SCTrojan
03-10-2005, 07:50 AM
And beer gives confidence... I know that when I was single and drunk, I had no problem whatsoever going up to a cute (or at least she seemed cute at the time, and thats all that counts as long as you do not ever realize differently) girl and trying to convince them to get naked with me.



Brings to mind the old saying "I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman..........I've woke up with an awful lot of them, but never went to bed with one."
Otter
03-10-2005, 08:00 AM
LOW CARB beer isn't fattening.

And results are drastically different between men and women in fighting heart disease and cancer.

Which planet spaz broke into Brad's account?
CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 09:00 AM
Beer may not be too fattening, but the after-effects of too much beer is what's fattening- nobody runs a marathon with a hang-over. Too much beer = a lot of sleep.
whoman69
03-10-2005, 09:08 AM
I think I'll put this alongside the cigarettes are good for your heart because smokers tend to be less obese. While beer may be equivolent in calories to the other foods named, there is no talk of the effects of alcohol on the liver and the fat burning that it does. There is also no talk on those who imbibe not one beer at a time, but several.