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Ultra Peanut

03-10-2005, 05:22 PM

Rules.

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Main_Page

Ultra Peanut

03-11-2005, 03:49 AM

Eminem is considered to be the inventor of rap music. He learned to rap as a kid growing up in Las Vegas. His rap songs range in topic from dealing with life as a black kid in Las Vegas, to the difficulties that all kids face in finding "the real slim shady". He started a rap band called D12, which is short for for DDDDDDDDDDDD.

Pants

03-11-2005, 04:00 AM

ROFL

Ultra Peanut

03-11-2005, 05:14 PM

Rich has hit the big-time!

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Rich_Scanlon

Psyko Tek

03-11-2005, 06:17 PM

My contribution to misinformation

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=The_Second_World_War_2

Over-Head

03-11-2005, 07:02 PM

Marilyn Manson
From Uncyclopedia

Marilyn Manson is the prime example of a happy and cheerful goth. His signature track Beautiful People explains how moleskine diaries prevent hippopotamii from obtaining possession of minor restricted substances such as alcohol, marijuana and spiritual enlightenment.

Having had two of his ribs surgically removed from his body, Manson can now dance the gangsta polka with Weird Al, on top of a stage made from 1993 Missouri telephone books and Sanka cans, wearing nothing but a foam-rubber sumo suit while sipping on gin and juice.

Manson is no relation to Charles Brown.

KcMizzou

03-11-2005, 07:06 PM

Rich currently lives in a small bungalow with his boyfriend Roy and soon-to-be-stepson Roy III.

ROFL

Ultra Peanut

03-11-2005, 07:27 PM

ROFLI'd like to step right up and take full credit for that nugget, thanks.

My favorite contributions are Alan Alda (http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Alan_Alda) and Gangsta (http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Gangsta). They're like my children. I pet them and night and call them my sweeties.

KcMizzou

03-11-2005, 07:29 PM

I'd like to step right up and take full credit for that nugget, thanks.

My favorite contributions are Alan Alda (http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Alan_Alda) and Gangsta (http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Gangsta). They're like my children. I pet them and night and call them my sweeties. ROFL "gangstalicious rocket sauce"

Bob Dole

03-12-2005, 10:33 AM

Rich has hit the big-time!

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Rich_Scanlon

17 Page Text Matches and counting.

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?search=scanlon

Bob Dole

03-13-2005, 10:50 AM

Maybe someone in a more creative mood can augment the Broncos' entry.

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Denver_broncos