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Raiderhater
03-12-2005, 03:28 AM
One of wich insists I take him back to his car, and that ain't happening. I have given him his keys and told him tpo walk back. I tried to take him home, but he just kept giving me directions in circles, trying to get me back to his car. The other is upset because he is fighting us. I gave guy A his keys and told him to go find his car.... he may still be standing there... I instantly forgave him for slapping me earlier realizing the condition he was in, but after driving around for ten minutes, I'm through with it. I brought both back to my place and am waiting to see what the f#ck hjappens next.

A night of relaxation turns into a night of drama, oh yeah. I consider both friends, and am sure there will be many apologies in the morning, but right now I am playing baby sitter, and not sure what to do. And now guy B is tellinjg me he can't find guy A, so it looks like I am going on a search mission.


God, I just want to go to bed, yet here I go on a rescue mission......

FloridaChief
03-12-2005, 03:31 AM
I hate it when homos fight...

keg in kc
03-12-2005, 03:31 AM
Two drunk guys and you're ready for bed. I don't see the problem. Sounds like your dream scenario to me.

|Zach|
03-12-2005, 03:32 AM
Call DenverChief

luv
03-12-2005, 03:33 AM
Two drunk guys and you're ready for bed. I don't see the problem. Sounds like your dream scenario to me.


Beat me to that one.

philfree
03-12-2005, 03:33 AM
Two drunk guys and you're ready for bed. I don't see the problem. Sounds like your dream scenario to me.


Yeah if I was hader I don't think I'd of told that :shake:

PhilFree :arrow:

keg in kc
03-12-2005, 03:34 AM
Beat me to that one.I'm quick like that.

FloridaChief
03-12-2005, 03:35 AM
Yeah if I was hader I don't think I'd of told that :shake:

PhilFree :arrow:

Nonsense. He thrives on that certain sort of attention....

keg in kc
03-12-2005, 03:37 AM
Nonsense. He thrives on that certain sort of attention....I'm sure he met them in the check-out line at bestbuy.

beer bacon
03-12-2005, 03:38 AM
HAhaha. This thread was just asking for the "you are gay" replies. It seems that Keg beat everyone to the punch.

keg in kc
03-12-2005, 03:41 AM
Looks like Jamie's too busy with his manwich to reply.

FloridaChief
03-12-2005, 03:42 AM
HAhaha. This thread was just asking for the "you are gay" replies. It seems that Keg beat everyone to the punch.

Right you are, beer baron4me...

Raiderhater
03-12-2005, 04:02 AM
F#ck you all. I have a serious situation on my hands, and yiou all are cracking jokes. In case any one really cares, both guys made it home safe and sound.

And on that note, I'm going to bed.


F#ckers.

DenverChief
03-12-2005, 04:15 AM
Sounds like a gay time to me!:)

keg in kc
03-12-2005, 04:16 AM
Sounds like a gay time to me!:LOL:

Party at Jamie's! ROFL

DenverChief
03-12-2005, 04:16 AM
Call DenverChiefROFLROFLROFL

Fire Me Boy!
03-12-2005, 04:19 AM
:LOL:

Party at Jamie's! ROFL
Apparently, everybody's cumming!

DenverChief
03-12-2005, 04:19 AM
Apparently, everybody's cumming!ROFL

tk13
03-12-2005, 04:24 AM
Apparently, everybody's cumming!
You Best Buy the chips, I gotta take a Tinky Winky so I'll be running late.

|Zach|
03-12-2005, 04:25 AM
ROFLROFLROFL
I was trying to help you out dude...you were nto fast enough.

Miles
03-12-2005, 04:26 AM
Damn i cant find the quote that i was looking for. Put this one up anyways though.

Sue: Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...
Trent: Like ****in' House of Pain was gonna do anything?

Trent: Yeah but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one.
Mike: Make somebody's head bleed.
Sue: No man, were in the playoffs.

|Zach|
03-12-2005, 04:27 AM
Damn i cant find the quote that i was looking for. Put this one up anyways though.

Sue: Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...
Trent: Like ****in' House of Pain was gonna do anything?
You don't know what its like man I grew up in Compton.

You grew up in Anheim...

Miles
03-12-2005, 04:30 AM
You don't know what its like man I grew up in Compton.

You grew up in Anheim...

I tried to find the delivery guy quote. Would have been choice for this thread.

Rausch
03-12-2005, 04:31 AM
You don't know what its like man I grew up in Compton.

You grew up in Anheim...

Vince Vaughn just kicks all ass...

|Zach|
03-12-2005, 04:32 AM
I tried to find the delivery guy quote. Would have been choice for this thread.
haha that would be tough to find...you would have to find the whole script...

Micheal?? Is he tall?? Is he brown? Invite him in...tell him to take his shoes off. Is he clean??

|Zach|
03-12-2005, 04:33 AM
Vince Vaughn just kicks all ass...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2004/08/20/images/vince_vaughn_interview_top.jpg

keg in kc
03-12-2005, 04:34 AM
You know, no matter how much you guys post in the hopes of getting some, McJamie's is closed for the night.

Miles
03-12-2005, 04:35 AM
Micheal?? Is he tall?? Is he brown? Invite him in...tell him to take his shoes off. Is he clean??

Damn that pretty good. Way more than i can recall at this point in the night.

Rausch
03-12-2005, 04:39 AM
haha that would be tough to find...you would have to find the whole script...

Micheal?? Is he tall?? Is he brown? Invite him in...tell him to take his shoes off. Is he clean?? ROFL

FloridaChief
03-12-2005, 04:41 AM
You Best Buy the chips, I gotta take a Tinky Winky so I'll be running late.

Thud.

FTR, I thought it was brilliant, sussudio-boy...

Rausch
03-12-2005, 04:50 AM
Thud.

FTR, I thought it was brilliant, sussudio-boy...

ROFL

Bowser
03-12-2005, 08:13 AM
Ahh, yes. Nothing like posting while have gotten all shitty. This has Hall of Classics written all over it.

And tk, you needed some accompanying music to get the full effect across, imho.....

:)

Phobia
03-12-2005, 09:23 AM
Wow. Jamie is gonna be hating himself when he sees this. ROFL

I got pretty shitty last night, too. Fortunately, I didn't post too much.

Hammock Parties
03-12-2005, 09:26 AM
Yeah, we missed you. Hell I turned in at 9:30.

luv
03-12-2005, 08:11 PM
Speaking of "drunk", I'm off to the bars. . .until later!!!!!

Bowser
03-12-2005, 08:14 PM
Speaking of "drunk", I'm off to the bars. . .until later!!!!!

Be sure to come back here and post after you are all shitty faced and hor....uhhh.......gabby............

And be safe!

CosmicPal
03-12-2005, 08:14 PM
Speaking of "drunk", I'm off to the bars. . .until later!!!!!

All writers are drunks....I should know, I screwed one while she was fixing her last sentence.

Mr. Kotter
03-12-2005, 08:31 PM
Wow. Jamie is gonna be hating himself when he sees this. ROFL

I got pretty shitty last night, too. Fortunately, I didn't post too much.

Jamie, what comes around goes around....heh, heh. ROFL

keg in kc
03-12-2005, 08:33 PM
All writers are drunks....Maybe that's why I can't write. :hmmm:

Hammock Parties
03-12-2005, 08:34 PM
This reminds me of
THIS (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=48383) thread...

Frazod
03-12-2005, 09:22 PM
Hey Jamie:

Since I only RECENTLY discovered that you put GayState stickers on BOTH of my license plates :grr: all I can say is that I hope these drunk bastards Rausched all over your house AND hopefully broke a bunch of shit. nlm

:evil:

Phobia
03-12-2005, 09:24 PM
I'd have paid money to see the slapping.

KCWolfman
03-12-2005, 09:39 PM
Hey Jamie:

Since I only RECENTLY discovered that you put GayState stickers on BOTH of my license plates :grr: all I can say is that I hope these drunk bastards Rausched all over your house AND hopefully broke a bunch of shit. nlm

:evil:
LMAO

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 09:42 PM
F#ck you all. I have a serious situation on my hands, and yiou all are cracking jokes. In case any one really cares, both guys made it home safe and sound.

And on that note, I'm going to bed.


F#ckers.
Your next move is to chew these two clowns a new ass in the morning. Show them that you won't tolerate their drama and they'll knock it the f*** off. From what you said, they sounded like a bunch of f***ing high school girls who thought it would be cool to get drunk for the first time.

Phobia
03-12-2005, 09:45 PM
Your next move is to chew these two clowns a new ass in the morning. Show them that you won't tolerate their drama and they'll knock it the f*** off. From what you said, they sounded like a bunch of f***ing high school girls who thought it would be cool to get drunk for the first time.

Yeah. I've been drunk with a bunch of friends over the years and I've never been "slapped". That's insane. Somebody would have gotten hurt if that happened to me - not that Jamie should have fought him.... I don't see him as the physical confrontation type....

I think I'd be throwing these "friends" back.

Rausch
03-12-2005, 09:50 PM
Yeah. I've been drunk with a bunch of friends over the years and I've never been "slapped". That's insane. Somebody would have gotten hurt if that happened to me - not that Jamie should have fought him.... I don't see him as the physical confrontation type....

I think I'd be throwing these "friends" back.

Wait. Was this a slapping like the one on Tombstone where Earp shouts "Throw down boy!"

Or was this some dude in a feather boa with high heels?...

DenverChief
03-12-2005, 10:23 PM
Wait. Was this a slapping like the one on Tombstone where Earp shouts "Throw down boy!"

Or was this some dude in a feather boa with high heels?...
ROFL

go bo
03-12-2005, 10:46 PM
Sounds like a gay time to me!:)now you've gone and done it...

i laughed so loud that i woke my wife up from her nap... :(

Hammock Parties
03-12-2005, 11:28 PM
This reminds me of
THIS (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=48383) thread...

Oh! So funny.

Mr. Kotter
03-12-2005, 11:34 PM
Oh! So funny.

Go on, bump it; you know you want to....heh.

tk13
03-12-2005, 11:35 PM
Oh! So funny.
You forgot the dancing banana, Gunther Fan....

Hammock Parties
03-12-2005, 11:39 PM
Go on, bump it; you know you want to....heh.

What the hell!

Hammock Parties
03-12-2005, 11:40 PM
Eh, apparently it doesn't bump into the main forum.

Mr. Kotter
03-13-2005, 12:00 AM
Eh, apparently it doesn't bump into the main forum.

That sucks; if it's HOC....it should bump to the main forum... :hmmm:

Romper Room, I can see....but, not HOC.

DenverChief
03-13-2005, 12:16 AM
now you've gone and done it...

i laughed so loud that i woke my wife up from her nap... :(
:)

BIG_DADDY
03-13-2005, 01:00 AM
I keep telling ya dude, you want two drunk chicks NOT guys. Now see what you've done, you got DC wanting to come over.