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Ultra Peanut
03-12-2005, 12:43 PM
Or he hates me far, far more than I ever imagined possible.

Jesus ****ing Christ. That was not ****ing necessary, goddamnit.
teedubya
03-12-2005, 12:43 PM
And the nominees for Drama Queen of the Day are...
Hammock Parties
03-12-2005, 12:43 PM
What happened?
Braincase
03-12-2005, 12:44 PM
Memphis lose?
Hammock Parties
03-12-2005, 12:45 PM
Ah, I see. Here's some sympathy rep.
mikey23545
03-12-2005, 12:45 PM
Did you break a nail?
Braincase
03-12-2005, 12:45 PM
I was right...

Louisville 75
Memphis 74

Memphis missed two free throws at the end of the game to lose.
siberian khatru
03-12-2005, 12:45 PM
Memphis hired Quin Snyder????? :grovel:
KevB
03-12-2005, 12:46 PM
Or he hates me far, far more than I ever imagined possible.

Jesus ****ing Christ. That was not ****ing necessary, goddamnit.

That was utterly heartbreaking. That was the best game I've seen all year, and that includes OSU/KU. The fact that Memphis had a chance to win at the end, when Louisville was 15 or 23 from 3 point range is amazing. DWash needs to keep his head up, because he was outstanding today.
chiefs4me
03-12-2005, 12:47 PM
What's wrong P......is it the game or something else? Come on you gotta tell us since you started this thread.......
tk13
03-12-2005, 12:47 PM
From the other thread I made..

Did anyone just see the end of the C-USA championship? That was high drama. Memphis was down two with time running out and Darius Washington, a freshman, got fouled shooting a three with 0.0 on the clock... so he got 3 free throws, down by 2, no time left, a trip to the dance on the line. He swished the first one, then clanked the next one, and with everything on the line, clanked the third one and Louisville won the C-USA title. Amazing.
NaptownChief
03-12-2005, 12:47 PM
Memphis hired Quin Snyder????? :grovel:


Worse....Mike Davis.
Bob Dole
03-12-2005, 12:47 PM
Or he hates me far, far more than I ever imagined possible.

Jesus ****ing Christ. That was not ****ing necessary, goddamnit.

He hates you.

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=God#People_God_Hates
KevB
03-12-2005, 12:48 PM
Or he hates me far, far more than I ever imagined possible.

Jesus ****ing Christ. That was not ****ing necessary, goddamnit.

Also, Hunt, as hard as he played, killed the Tigers in the 2nd half. He took some poor shots and the charge at the end hurt bad.
teedubya
03-12-2005, 12:48 PM
Yeah, Viriginia... there is no God because Memphis lost a basketball game.

:rolleyes:
Ultra Peanut
03-12-2005, 12:48 PM
I think posting this has spared me from breaking something, at least. All I managed to do was throw a water bottle out of the window and yell "****!!!!!!" loud enough that I think people living two miles away heard it.
nychief
03-12-2005, 12:49 PM
If there is a god, HE CAN SHOOT FREE THROWS!
chiefs4me
03-12-2005, 12:49 PM
Ah, I see. Here's some sympathy rep.





You are being really nice lately....what's up? And you aren't still waiting on that sandwhich are you?ROFL
WilliamTheIrish
03-12-2005, 12:50 PM
A God?

Talk to me after losing 31 straight to UL.
Hammock Parties
03-12-2005, 12:50 PM
You are being really nice lately....what's up? And you aren't still waiting on that sandwhich are you?ROFL

I'm a nice guy...some people just choose not to care.

And yes, I am still waiting. Get back in the kitchen!
Ultra Peanut
03-12-2005, 12:50 PM
I haven't felt this bad since 4th & 27 against Cincy in 2001. Jesus Christ...
KevB
03-12-2005, 12:52 PM
I think posting this has spared me from breaking something, at least. All I managed to do was throw a water bottle out of the window and yell "****!!!!!!" loud enough that I think people living two miles away heard it.

Psi,

I was too numb to even yell anything. I didn't know how to react to that. I'm trying to think of a more heartbreaking loss....'73 vs. UCLA I guess? Final Four Villanova game wasn't even this bad.
KevB
03-12-2005, 12:53 PM
A God?

Talk to me after losing 31 straight to UL.

I've got the best of both worlds this weekend....graduated from KSU and grew up a Memphis Tiger fan. NCAA basketball sucks.
WilliamTheIrish
03-12-2005, 12:54 PM
I've got the best of both worlds this weekend....graduated from KSU and grew up a Memphis Tiger fan. NCAA basketball sucks.

Gads....
C-Mac
03-12-2005, 12:56 PM
I was just talking to God he said he's never been much of a basketball fan......especially since Jordan retired, so I wouldnt take it too personal.
He also wondered why you would cuss at him, since he wasnt the sweaty palmed clutching loser that missed the shots.
:D
teedubya
03-12-2005, 12:57 PM
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C-Mac
03-12-2005, 01:01 PM
I haven't felt this bad since 4th & 27 against Cincy in 2001. Jesus Christ...

Thanks..... and to think I was just enjoying this 75 degree sunny day!
PastorMikH
03-12-2005, 01:03 PM
With talk like that I can see why God doesn't listen to you when you ask Him to help your team.:)
Alec R
03-12-2005, 01:30 PM
A God?

Talk to me after losing 31 straight to UL.
You know, I havent been over here that long William, but when I saw this thead I knew one of you KSU fans might say something along those lines.
whoman69
03-12-2005, 01:31 PM
With talk like that I can see why God doesn't listen to you when you ask Him to help your team.:)
Frankly I think he might have some more important things on his mind. But certainly this reaction could draw his attention and result in the opposite effect.
Ultra Peanut
03-12-2005, 01:35 PM
Frankly I think he might have some more important things on his mind. But certainly this reaction could draw his attention and result in the opposite effect.How about you go stick a shovel up your ass?
4th and Long
03-12-2005, 01:48 PM
With talk like that I can see why God doesn't listen to you when you ask Him to help your team.:)
ROFL
Rain Man
03-12-2005, 02:23 PM
I think God takes offense at that big pyramid in downtown Memphis. He hates it when you call him Aton.
Mr. Kotter
03-12-2005, 02:31 PM
And the nominees for Drama Queen of the Day are...

Heh. ROFL

Psi - my guess is He hates you. Your stance on gay marriage and all... ;)
Skip Towne
03-12-2005, 02:35 PM
So, does this keep Memphis out of the Dance?
Mr. Kotter
03-12-2005, 02:37 PM
So, does this keep Memphis out of the Dance?

More than likely, that's why the kid who missed 2 of 3 FTs was so devastated.
Dave Lane
03-12-2005, 02:38 PM
Yeah, Viriginia... there is no God because Memphis lost a basketball game.

:rolleyes:

No there just is no god.

Dave
keg in kc
03-12-2005, 02:41 PM
You're just figuring this out now?
Mr. Kotter
03-12-2005, 03:03 PM
No there just is no god.

Dave

If you think there is no God, you better be right....eh? :)
Calcountry
03-12-2005, 03:49 PM
From the other thread I made..Funny, I happened to catch the end of that on the Radio, right after i made a Bank Deposit.

Madness I tell you.
big nasty kcnut
03-12-2005, 04:49 PM
It's satan fault psi. He's one mean mother.
luv
03-12-2005, 04:51 PM
It's satan fault psi. He one mean mother.


If you don't believe in God, you can't believe in Satan. Part of the same Book.
keg in kc
03-12-2005, 04:53 PM
If you don't believe in God, you can't believe in Satan. Part of the same Book.Don't do that. People who post things I'm thinking scare me.
Coach
03-12-2005, 05:53 PM
Wow, just saw that on ESPN. That's a tough spot for a player to be in, shooting 3 FT's, while all 3 are very critical to a win.

I bet that kid, who shot the FT, really is depressed, because he knew that he might have costed Memphis' season in the NCAA tourny.
chiefs4me
03-12-2005, 06:24 PM
Well I guess the KU fans found out he isin't a fan of their's either.........;)
ROYC75
03-12-2005, 07:42 PM
Or he hates me far, far more than I ever imagined possible.

Jesus ****ing Christ. That was not ****ing necessary, goddamnit.


Ever think that it just might be the team you root'n for ? :hmmm:
CosmicPal
03-12-2005, 07:55 PM
Just curious...did lightning strike after you posted this?
milkman
03-12-2005, 08:40 PM
Ali, looking at your sig, I'm wondering.

Are you a Tiger fan, or a KU fan poking at Tiger fans?
Bowser
03-12-2005, 08:43 PM
Ali, looking at your sig, I'm wondering.

Are you a Tiger fan, or a KU fan poking at Tiger fans?

He is probablly the boards biggest diehard Mizzou fan. Plans on naming his next child Quin, boy or girl.
milkman
03-12-2005, 08:48 PM
He is probablly the boards biggest diehard Mizzou fan. Plans on naming his next child Quin, boy or girl.

OK, if so, why the hell would anyone care about the NIT?

Is there a more worthless tourney in all of sports?

I mean, if you win, you get the right to proclaim yourself #66!?!?

WhooptyFreakin'Doo!
Bowser
03-12-2005, 08:49 PM
OK, if so, why the hell would anyone care about the NIT?

Is there a more worthless tourney in all of sports?

I mean, if you win, you get the right to proclaim yourself #66!?!?

WhooptyFreakin'Doo!

Being king of the dipshits is better than just being one of the dipshits.
milkman
03-12-2005, 08:52 PM
Being king of the dipshits is better than just being one of the dipshits.


ROFL

But I thought Carl was already the King!
Skip Towne
03-12-2005, 08:57 PM
OK, if so, why the hell would anyone care about the NIT?

Is there a more worthless tourney in all of sports?

I mean, if you win, you get the right to proclaim yourself #66!?!?

WhooptyFreakin'Doo!
Hey, the Not Invited Tournament is the crown jewel in Mizzou's crown. Even if they get blown out the first game like they did last year. I had one MUron tell me today that Mizzou was, indeed eligible for that tournament. They consider it important. I guess I would too if my team wasn't good enough for the Dance.
Rain Man
03-12-2005, 09:52 PM
Being king of the dipshits is better than just being one of the dipshits.


His highness is right.
Bowser
03-12-2005, 09:54 PM
His highness is right.

Errr, so I'm told.

Off to the kitchens, peasant......
Thig Lyfe
03-12-2005, 10:20 PM
He hates you.

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=God#People_God_Hates

Good stuff.

Click on the Psicosis link.
Thig Lyfe
03-12-2005, 10:32 PM
Who requested a rewrite?