Marrying for money.

[Rain Man]

Think back to when you were 23 years old. A very rich and much older person of whichever gender you prefer decides that he/she wants you as his/her spouse. The rich old person is worth $100 million.

According to the prenup:

you'll automatically go into the will for that person to get the entire estate if you're married to him/her when he/she dies.

you'll automatically get $1 million for every year in which you're married if the marriage ends up in divorce, as long as you're married for at least five years.

You will be required to sleep in the same bed as this person and spend 50 hours per week with them as their primary companion. You won't have to work outside the home unless you want to (above and beyond the 50 hours). You'll live in a beautiful large mansion with servants to do the household chores.

The following poll will include four variables for you to consider:

Healthy means that the person is mobile and gets around well. Unhealthy means that they can't walk more than fifty feet on their own due to a variety of ailments.

Ugly means that they're in the bottom 10 percent of looks for their age. Attractive means that they're at the 90th percentile for their age.

Nice means that they just want you around to look at and talk to. Mean means that they don't care about you other than to have someone to vent to and complain about.

Perverted means that they have sexual interests that you find disgusting, and you will be expected to participate on a weekly basis. Not perverted means that they have sexual interests that you like or don't mind, and you will be expected to participate on a weekly basis.

Poll forthcoming.

[keg in kc]

Throw in '35-40 years old, healthy, attractive, nice, not perverted' and I might think about it. :hmmm:

Although I doubt it.

And definitely not 50 or older.

[Calcountry]

I would marry to advance teh ghey.

[chiefs4me]

I have seen some very good looking 60 year old men. So I chose no older then 60, has to be healthy,attractive,nice and not perverted.







And rich as hell....

[paulgkc]

I'm only 18, so no on all of the above. The thought just sickens me.

[badgirl]

You forgot the 'I would marry for money but only someone around my own age" option.



DAMNIT ! :banghead:

Woman should have been fixin me some pie instead of being on the planet.
stumppy

[Spott]

Where's the option for not marrying anyone under any circumstances?

[Spott]

I have seen some very good looking 60 year old men. So I chose no older then 60, has to be healthy,attractive,nice and not perverted.


I wonder if 60 year old dudes have grey hairs on their nutz, too?

[chiefs4me]

I wonder if 60 year old dudes have grey hairs on their nutz, too?






I wouldn't know the answer...:hmmm:

[badgirl]

I wouldn't know the answer...:hmmm:
I would and the anwser is yes, it is gray on their nuts too.

[badgirl]

I have seen some very good looking 60 year old men. So I chose no older then 60, has to be healthy,attractive,nice and not perverted.







And rich as hell....
If I'm going to marry a rich man and he is 60 he better have one foot in the grave and my foot on his ass ready to kick him the rest of the way in cause if I had to have sex with a 60 year old man to get rich, it won't last too long till there would be an accident :D

[keg in kc]

You know, it would take someone special to be perverted to the point where I find it disgusting. Freaky bitch must be into animals, brown baths, golden showers, snowballing and strap-on reverse action. No amount of money is worth that.

[Rain Man]

My theory is that an unhealthy 90 year-old probably doesn't have more than a couple of years left. It'd be a nasty, nasty two years, but it would nicely fund the next 50.

[keg in kc]

It would probably take 50 years to recover from the nasty, nasty two. Or more.

[badgirl]

Oh yea I'd take a 90 year old, cause I'm sure I'd kill him the first time we had sex. :p

[Rain Man]

That's a potential problem, yes.

That's why I limited my 'perverted' option to the 90 year-olds and the unhealthy 80 year-olds. It'd stink to have to do the weird stuff for a decade or something.

[ChiefsCountry]

Well if you think about if you are 23 and you marry a 90 year, she kicks the bucket in 2 years and you are 25 and rich out your a$$. You would then get a hot young chick then. Life would be good. I wouldn't do it personally but some of my buddies might.

[Hoover]

all the above

[Skip Towne]

I wonder if 60 year old dudes have grey hairs on their nutz, too?
No, they don't.

[keg in kc]

That's why I limited my 'perverted' option to the 90 year-olds and the unhealthy 80 year-olds. It'd stink to have to do the weird stuff for a decade or something.Isn't that kind of redundant, though? I mean, wouldn't the act of doing an 80 or 90 year old be perverted enough on its own, without throwing in Fifi the Pomeranian? Or am I the only one that thinks there's something inherently nasty about doing the deed with someone my grandmother's age?

[badgirl]

No, they don't.
the ones I've seen does.

[Skip Towne]

the ones I've seen does.
Could be but I don't even have gray hair on my head.

[badgirl]

Could be but I don't even have gray hair on my head.
well I meant the gray headed men have gray pubic hair also, from my experiences in the nursing homes and hospitals. I wouldnt know about yours skip, it was dark after all ROFL

[keg in kc]

I wouldnt know about yours skip, it was dark after all ROFLWell'p, there goes my appetite for like the next month. Thanks.

[badgirl]

Well'p, there goes my appetite for like the next month. Thanks.
J/K yanking skips chains all. ;)

[keg in kc]

J/K yanking skips chains all.Oh god, there were chains involved? :eek:

[badgirl]

Oh god, there were chains involved? :eek:
ROFL ROFL

[4th and Long]

J/K yanking skips chains all. ;)
I think she was yanking on something else of Skip's. :spock:

[badgirl]

I think she was yanking on something else of Skip's. :spock:
No, I was just joking arounds all. :)

[4th and Long]

No, I was just joking arounds all. :)
You were just choking on his what? :p

[keg in kc]

You were just choking on his what?This is skip we're talking about. If she was choking on anything, it would've been the 'perfume' wafting up from his depends.

[badgirl]

You were just choking on his what? :p
JOKING damn it JOKING :cuss:
Now its time to change the subject. :rolleyes:
Lets see.......ok I can't think of anything.
How bout back to the thread.

[keg in kc]

How bout back to the thread.You having sex with Skip's pretty much right along the lines of the thread.

[badgirl]

You having sex with Skip's pretty much right along the lines of the thread.
No, No, its not I'm not going to marry anyone unless they are super rich and about to die soon.

[Rain Man]

Isn't that kind of redundant, though? I mean, wouldn't the act of doing an 80 or 90 year old be perverted enough on its own, without throwing in Fifi the Pomeranian? Or am I the only one that thinks there's something inherently nasty about doing the deed with someone my grandmother's age?

I think it's illegal to discriminate based on age.

[keg in kc]

No, No, its not I'm not going to marry anyone unless they are super rich and about to die soon.Well of course. I just meant in terms of it being a sex acts with a septuagenarian.

[keg in kc]

I think it's illegal to discriminate based on age.Well, then lock me up and toss the key.

[badgirl]

Well of course. I just meant in terms of it being a sex acts with a septuagenarian.
The oldest guy I have had sex with was when I was 30 I had sex with a 42 year old. Thats the biggest age difference, and he was rich, but also a alcholic. :rolleyes:

[keg in kc]

I've yet to have sex with anyone older than me. I can't fathom it.

[chiefs4me]

You know, it would take someone special to be perverted to the point where I find it disgusting. Freaky bitch must be into animals, brown baths, golden showers, snowballing and strap-on reverse action. No amount of money is worth that.





:eek:

[el borracho]

Please don't let this be market research for the next season of "The Bachelor."

[trndobrd]

The terms of the pre-nuptial agreement don't seem to make any distinction between death from natural causes and death by tragic home accidents like incorrect medications, electrical appliances falling in the tub, and (repeatedly) falling down stairs.

Count me in for all of them.

[badgirl]

The terms of the pre-nuptial agreement don't seem to make any distinction between death from natural causes and death by tragic home accidents like incorrect medications, electrical appliances falling in the tub, and (repeatedly) falling down stairs.

Count me in for all of them.
:thumb: I'm with ya on that one.

[Nightfyre]

Where is the Gaz option?!

[TheNextStep]

Man... where were all these rich b*tches when I was still single?

My wife needs to work harder.

[go bo]

The terms of the pre-nuptial agreement don't seem to make any distinction between death from natural causes and death by tragic home accidents like incorrect medications, electrical appliances falling in the tub, and (repeatedly) falling down stairs.

Count me in for all of them.me too...

for that kind of money, at the age of 23, i would have married anybody and been damned happy about it...

[ChiefFripp]

You mean i could be getting money out of this...

[Hammock Parties]

I'd bang the 80 and 90 year olds on the off chance that they die of a heart attack during sex.

[Braincase]

Just call me Anna Nicole BrainCase.

[Pennywise]

I'd bang the 80 and 90 year olds on the off chance that they die of a heart attack during sex.

From what? Laughter?

[badgirl]

From what? Laughter?
ROFL