Mods: When can I be Fat Elvis again?

[Fat Elvis]

Yeah, Ellen gets the hot chicks, but I'm just a hunka hunka burnin love.

[Mr. Kotter]

Fat Ellen. Heh. I like it.... :thumb:

(Phil gave me mine back after 8-10 days or so, IRC.)

[Phobia]

Usually when you ask. I think you've sufficiently been punished. :D

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole just checked the top-secret CP calendar and it's currently scheduled to change on the 5th of Never.

[Hammock Parties]

Usually when you ask. I think you've sufficiently been punished. :D

That always worked for me.

[Phobia]

That always worked for me.

Well, you really were being punished. The name change for those being punished is indefinite.

[Hammock Parties]

Well, you really were being punished. The name change for those being punished is indefinite.

BS! I would never have been known as Meatpeeker had I not mentioned a certain restroom experience.

[Phobia]

BS! I would never have been known as Meatpeeker had I not mentioned a certain restroom experience.

Shutup or you'll be known as the Meatsucker.

[chiefs4me]

Ellen is a great name......happens to be my middle name.....:)

[Hammock Parties]

Shutup or you'll be known as the Meatsucker.

That's plenty motivation. :)

[Fat Elvis]

Woot! thanks.

[DenverChief]

Shutup or you'll be known as the Meatsucker.ROFL

[BigRedChief]

What did you do to deserve the name change?

[Fat Elvis]

What did you do to deserve the name change?

I said that my haircut made me look like a middle aged lesbian.

[el borracho]

What did you do to deserve the name change?
In college he experimented with lesbianism.

[BigRedChief]

I said that my haircut made me look like a middle aged lesbian.

I remember that thread. Man I've ticked off mods for a lot less than that. Its a wonder I'm not BigPinkChief by now. STFU

[KCWolfman]

I remember that thread. Man I've ticked off mods for a lot less than that. Its a wonder I'm not BigPinkChief by now. STFU
Hmmmm.

Okay, wolves, here is a piece of raw meat, I don't want you to touch it. I am trusting you.




Why don't you just wear a bullseye t-shirt and save us a bunch of trouble?

[Rain Man]

It seems to me that he should be eased back to Fat Elvis status. One doesn't go from Fat Ellen to Fat Elvis immediately. May I suggest that he be Fat Elton for a while, to ease the shock of the change?

[Fat Elvis]

It seems to me that he should be eased back to Fat Elvis status. One doesn't go from Fat Ellen to Fat Elvis immediately. May I suggest that he be Fat Elton for a while, to ease the shock of the change?


Ellen is more manly than Elton....

[BIG_DADDY]

ROFL Fat Ellen ROFL

[Over-Head]

Shutup or you'll be known as the Meatsucker.
I'll bet he doesn't really think you'd do it again Phobia. :Poke:

[keg in kc]

How about we make him 'Fat Elvis Costello' for a few days?

[Frazod]

Damn, I missed this latest instance of mod abuse. :D

[go bo]

Damn, I missed this latest instance of mod abuse. :Dwell, if you didn't spend all your time driving around in your new car, you'd know what's going on around here... :p :p :p

[Frazod]

well, if you didn't spend all your time driving around in your new car, you'd know what's going on around here... :p :p :p

Yeah, the sacrifices I make... :D

Taking a three day weekend for long road trip, too. :thumb:

[keg in kc]

well, if you didn't spend all your time driving around in your new car, you'd know what's going on around here... Come on now, give the guy a break. After all these years, he's finally found something that can take his mind off those baldness and 3-inch prick issues. He's a new man. We should be happy for him!

[Frazod]

Come on now, give the guy a break. After all these years, he's finally found something that can take his mind off those baldness and 3-inch prick issues. He's a new man. We should be happy for him!

Hey, don't impose your ex-wife's issues with you on me....

[keg in kc]

Hey, don't impose your ex-wife's issues with you on me....Ow, that hurt. Although I have a full head of hair and am hung like a pornstar. 'sides, I think we know what her issues were: she's friggin insane.

[Over-Head]

Ow, that hurt. Although I have a full head of hair and am hung like a pornstar. 'sides, I think we know what her issues were: she's friggin insane.
Sounds like a twin to mine. :banghead:

[Frazod]

Ow, that hurt. Although I have a full head of hair and am hung like a pornstar. 'sides, I think we know what her issues were: she's friggin insane.

Kyle's old lady told him to give her 12 inches and make her scream. So he f#cked her 6 times and then turned the lights on. ROFL

[go bo]

Kyle's old lady told him to give her 12 inches and make her scream. So he f#cked her 6 times and then turned the lights on. ROFLROFL ROFL ROFL

i hadn't heard that one before...

[keg in kc]

i hadn't heard that one before...Don't get out much, eh?

The equally old reply: I think you've got me confused with somebody else. Whenever my ex asked for 12 inches and to make her scream, I'd fold it in half and aim for the wrong hole.

[Frazod]

Don't get out much, eh?

The equally old reply: I think you've got me confused with somebody else. Whenever my ex asked for 12 inches and to make her scream, I'd fold it in half and aim for the wrong hole.

Another favorite. :D

[Over-Head]

Don't get out much, eh?

The equally old reply: I think you've got me confused with somebody else. Whenever my ex asked for 12 inches and to make her scream, I'd fold it in half and aim for the wrong hole.
:D

[Taco John]

I think a 24-inch penis would be more trouble than it's worth...

[Over-Head]

I think a 24-inch penis would be more trouble than it's worth...

So say’s the man still wondering if he even has one or not ROFL

[Ultra Peanut]

Ow, that hurt. Although I have a full head of hair and am hung like a pornstar.Too bad that porn star is Jenna Jameson.

[BigRedChief]

Too bad that porn star is Jenna Jameson.

Classic!:thumb: