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Frankie
03-21-2005, 02:02 PM
http://www.commanderbond.net/Public/Stories/2704-1.shtml

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 02:03 PM
http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_frwl.jpg

Wow.

Iowanian
03-21-2005, 02:03 PM
What? Is he going to be chasing down Dr No on a rocket fueld llllrassKal Ssschoooooooooterl?

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 02:06 PM
What? Is he going to be chasing down Dr No on a rocket fueld llllrassKal Ssschoooooooooterl?

Dr. No wasn't in FRWL.

Iowanian
03-21-2005, 02:08 PM
I don't really care.......

The point is.....Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood and harrison Ford have all outlived their believable days as an action hero.

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 02:09 PM
I don't really care.......

The point is.....Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood and harrison Ford have all outlived their believable days as an action hero.

No doubt, but this is digital Sean Connery, 40 years younger.

CosmicPal
03-21-2005, 02:13 PM
Sean Connery- "Alex, I'll take famous titties for two hundred"

Alex Trebec, "Shaun, that is famous TITLES! Famous TITLES! not TITTIES."

Lzen
03-21-2005, 02:22 PM
Sean Connery- "Alex, I'll take famous titties for two hundred"

Alex Trebec, "Shaun, that is famous TITLES! Famous TITLES! not TITTIES."


OMG!! ROFL That episode of Mad TV (or was it SNL?) was hilarious. :thumb:

Fat Elvis
03-21-2005, 02:23 PM
He looks like a fag.

Pants
03-21-2005, 02:24 PM
OMG!! ROFL That episode of Mad TV (or was it SNL?) was hilarious. :thumb:

SNL Jeopardy skits. I can't believe you thought it was MadTV.

Baby Lee
03-21-2005, 02:33 PM
The best Jeopardy skit ever.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99cjeopardy.phtml

Connery -
Well, that's the sound your mother made last night!
Suck it Trebek!!

Burt Reyolds -
Turd Ferguson
Hey, uh, I speak a little French. You're an assbite, pardon my French.
Yeah, I found this backstage, an over-sized hat. It's funny.

Frankie
03-21-2005, 02:45 PM
No doubt, but this is digital Sean Connery, 40 years younger.

http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_jetpack.gif

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 02:47 PM
He looks like a fag.

Bonds NEVER looked like a fag.

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 02:48 PM
http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_jetpack.gif

http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_jetpack.gif[/url]

Did you have a point?

Lzen
03-21-2005, 02:51 PM
SNL Jeopardy skits. I can't believe you thought it was MadTV.

Eh, they're both kinda lame sometimes. MadTV is usually a little better, IMO. Although I haven't regularly watched either one in a long time.

Uncle_Ted
03-21-2005, 02:57 PM
"Dolly Parton!!!"

"I'll take the rapists for $200"
"That's THERAPISTS, the category is therapists ..."

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 02:57 PM
http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_jetpack.gif


http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_car.gif

Third time's the charm.

bkkcoh
03-21-2005, 03:01 PM
"Dolly Parton!!!"

"I'll take the rapists for $200"
"That's THERAPISTS, the category is therapists ..."


Those were some of the better skits in the recent past. IMHO...

BIG_DADDY
03-21-2005, 03:01 PM
I guess this one is everyone in the nursing homes across America.

Simplex3
03-21-2005, 03:03 PM
I don't really care.......

The point is.....Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood and harrison Ford have all outlived their believable days as an action hero.
It is amazing that Hollywood hasn't figured out why they can't make action heros out of this latest bunch of metro-sexual boytoys they've been promoting. All these dickless hair-primpers to chose from and they STILL pull Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, Eastwood, etc. out of the moth balls for another action flick.

Maybe they could try casting that head gay dude from Queer Eye to be the star in "Predator 2" since Arnold is busy...

Frankie
03-21-2005, 03:03 PM
Did you have a point?

Just helping you out with yours. Here's another one:



http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_car.gif

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 03:05 PM
Just helping you out with yours. Here's another one:



http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_car.gif

I guess the third time wasn't the charm.

Frankie
03-21-2005, 03:09 PM
I guess the third time wasn't the charm.
Guess not. This one just refuses to be posted. Oh well, here's the url:

http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_car.gif

http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_car.gif

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 03:13 PM
I appear to have the magic touch:

http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_car.gif

Frankie
03-21-2005, 03:17 PM
I appear to have the magic touch:


What did you do that I didn't?

Fat Elvis
03-21-2005, 03:41 PM
Bonds NEVER looked like a fag.

You're kidding yourself if you think this doesn't scream, "Pole smoker."


http://www.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/2704_game_informer_frwl/gi_frwl.gif

mlyonsd
03-21-2005, 03:44 PM
Great. 007 on Viagra. What's the world coming to.

Spicy McHaggis
03-21-2005, 03:53 PM
MadTV is usually a little better, IMO.

You can't be serious. I think I've laughed at MadTV once in my life. And I was drunk. They are both really lame now but at least SNL has some funny moments in its past.

Lzen
03-21-2005, 03:59 PM
You can't be serious. I think I've laughed at MadTV once in my life. And I was drunk. They are both really lame now but at least SNL has some funny moments in its past.


Actually yes, I was serious. :shake: SNL has gotten extrememly lame over the last few years.

Let me guess. You're one of the people who found Napoleon Dynomite to be funny?

Spicy McHaggis
03-21-2005, 04:07 PM
Actually yes, I was serious. :shake: SNL has gotten extrememly lame over the last few years.

Let me guess. You're one of the people who found Napoleon Dynomite to be funny?

Oh no I agree they both suck now. I was just saying that SNL has the edge because it was pretty funny at one time whereas MadTV has pretty much been complete crap for its entire existence. Hopefully by the time I'm 40 and actually start watching TV on a Saturday night again someone will have come up with a decent sketch comedy. Perhaps something like Mr. Show or the kids in the hall with less cross-dressing.

Iowanian
03-21-2005, 04:07 PM
I've not seen napoleon Dynomite yet.........I'm told you love it or hate it.......and that I'll Love it.

Does it suck?

Jenny Gump
03-21-2005, 08:32 PM
I do an amazing Sean Connery impression. No really. I do. Next time I see all of you I will do it.

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 08:34 PM
I do an amazing Sean Connery impression. No really. I do. Next time I see all of you I will do it.

I blow people away with mine. Mish Mohneypenhey.

Losersh whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fock the prohm queen!

Frankie
03-21-2005, 08:54 PM
I don't HAVE to do a Connery impression. I'm often mistaken for a younger Connery.

;)

Hammock Parties
03-21-2005, 08:59 PM
I don't HAVE to do a Connery impression. I'm often mistaken for a younger Connery.

;)

Without the charm?

Frankie
03-21-2005, 09:56 PM
Without the charm?

Charm is in the eye of the charmed!