Holy crap! Grandpa got caught doing cows?

[C-Mac]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=534515

Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. Feb 26, 2005 — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.
Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.
A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.
Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.
He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.
Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.
Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

[el borracho]

Who's your grand-daddy?!!!

[Abba-Dabba]

Who's your grand-daddy?!!!

[mikey23545]

A real man takes full-grown cows, not calves...

[teedubya]

Wonder what Granny thinks...

[ExtremeChief]

Moooove on over bully, that bovine is mine.

[Ultra Peanut]

Man Accused of Having Relations With CowsAt the same time?

Color me impressed.

[Skip Towne]

Holy Cow!!

[Ultra Peanut]

Holy Cow!!"Yeah, you might say you could call it a 'religious experience,' if you know what I mean..."

[deadbabyseal]

This thread is worthless without........uhh nevermind.

[Lzen]

Heh, there's a guy here at work who lives in Holton, KS. He says it's well-known around town that a certain resident has been known to hit sheep. :shake:

[Ultra Peanut]

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[KCWolfman]

If the cows didn't run away, who are you to judge the man?

[Ghostof]

I guess he could have used the excuse of "tanning his leather"

[seclark]

"He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said. "

i have to give props to a guy who stays true.
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[Iowanian]

Maybe they were in Love? Who is the State to tell him who he can or can't love? What that man and his Holstein do in the comfort of their own barn is not for you or I to decide. He should be allowed to get her health benefits and his pension if he wants.

I hope vermont Legistlators will do something about this travesty soon. They'll be able to moooooooooove there and live happily ever after.

[Rain Man]

A real man takes full-grown cows, not calves...

That underage thing is what will nail him. And I hear that in prison calfophiles are the lowest people in the pecking orders.

[C-Mac]

That underage thing is what will nail him. And I hear that in prison calfophiles are the lowest people in the pecking orders.

ROFL

[Pants]

I just hope he used a rubber. Jesus.

[Hammock Parties]

Does anyone know how old Packfan was?

[seclark]

I just hope he used a rubber. Jesus.
this is funny... gramps pulling on a boot before he boinks bossy.
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[J Diddy]

:shake:

Fry the cow****er.

[seclark]

:shake:

Fry the cow****er.

i say cut him some slack...he's 63years old. can't expect him to chase down a sheep, can you?
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[Rain Man]

He's going to sue some comedian in the Catskills for saying, "I'm here all week. Try the veal."

[J Diddy]

i say cut him some slack...he's 63years old. can't expect him to chase down a sheep, can you?
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ROFL



You make jokes, but somewhere there is a calf who has been violated and that is just wrong.
Imagine the pain and suffering and isolation the calf must feel.

[RedNFeisty]

"Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm."

I suppose old habbits can be hard to break.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I got a hankerin' for a big, juicy cheeseburger.

[J Diddy]

I got a hankerin' for a big, juicy cheeseburger.

With Mayo.

[ROYC75]

OK, why didn't this guys daddy years ago explain that sex with heifers can be good ref: his wife, woman, etc.

Not the damn cow. :shake:


Now we know why cows, errr..heifers moooooooooo.....

[ROYC75]

Quote:Originally Posted by beer me
I got a hankerin' for a big, juicy cheeseburger.

__________________With Mayo.


:Lin: Damn you ......... I was fixing burgers tonight until that !

[BIG_DADDY]

There are some sick people out there, good god.

[J Diddy]

Quote:Originally Posted by beer me
I got a hankerin' for a big, juicy cheeseburger.

__________________


:Lin: Damn you ......... I was fixing burgers tonight until that !



ROFL

[Rain Man]

I guess he was just feeling in the mooooood.

[Fire Me Boy!]

this is udderly disgusting.

[Ghostof]

Wasnt this the same guy who got caught for choking his chicken?

[Iowanian]

Ghost of prefers those Miniature cows, since that unfortunate time he was knocked off the stump.

[chiefs4me]

This makes me sick.....I am having a hard time believing it's true.....:(

[Iowanian]

ghostof....If balls were money, You'd have to borrow 2 cents to buy a penny.

Keep flickin your chickenshit in my feed bunk.

[chiefs4me]

ghostof....If balls were money, You'd have to borrow 2 cents to buy a penny.






ROFL....uh oh

[Ghostof]

ghostof....If balls were money, You'd have to borrow 2 cents to buy a penny.



That cant be right, when I was working at a bank I used to carry a roll a quarters around with me.

[Iowanian]

In your Pocket, to simulate a real unit?

[Lzen]

This makes me sick.....I am having a hard time believing it's true.....:(

Look back at what I said in post #11. Believe me, there are some real freaks out there. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif

[chiefs4me]

Look back at what I said in post #11. Believe me, there are some real freaks out there. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif




:eek:

[Ultra Peanut]

Wait, nobody's made an ENDelt joke yet?

Huh.

[Ultra Peanut]

"Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm."

I suppose old habbits can be hard to break.Yeah, just look at ENDelt.

[mikey23545]

Oh well, time to hit the hay...

[CoMoChief]

A real man takes full-grown cows, not calves...

That might have been the funniest thing I have heard all month!!! LOL

[Chiefs Pantalones]

It's a good thing it's legal in Arkansas, right Skip Towne?

[C-Mac]

It's a good thing it's legal in Arkansas, right Skip Towne?

Herzig, Me and I think BobDole every now and then, are some who represent the fine state of Arkansas.

Skip is a transplant from Missouri that is now an Okey, but he did do a lot of satellite work in Arkansas........or so I was told.
:hmmm:

[Talisman]

Now I know what the special sauce is in a Quarter Pounder.

[stevieray]

Now I know what the special sauce is in a Quarter Pounder.


Don't you mean a Big Mac?

[Talisman]

Don't you mean a Big Mac?
Uh, yeah. I really should start having you proofread my jokes.

I hate McDonald's. Haven't been there in at least 2 years.

[stevieray]

I hate McDonald's. Haven't been there in at least 2 years.

This is prolly a good thing.

I go there on rare occasions.......


grooooooooooooooooan.

[Talisman]

I think I met this guy once. I just thought he was tired from working out when he told me "I have tight calves."

[C-Mac]

Have fun...........

[Edubs]

Mooooooove on over Granny I got some cow butt to plug! Very disturbed man.

[dred]

After reading through this thread I finally understand how Raider fans are created.