MFK game

[Fire Me Boy!]

I don't remember if this is the name of the game or not, but basically, you name three girls and indicate which you'd Marry, F***, and Kill...

EDIT: Added: Here's the rules: the contestants have to be in the same league -- no pitting a hottie up against a fugly and someone who will surely die within the next three hours. That goes against the point of the game, they need to be comparable. And don't just stick to hot people, it'll be interesting to put up three people you would only want to kill.



So... we'll start with Britney Spears, Christina Aguilara, and Jessica Simpson. When we get tired of those three, move on... no problem. Just looking for something to pass the time tonight.


I'd marry Jessica... despite being a bit of a ditz, she seems sweet and sincere.

I'd f*** Christina because you know she's gotta be a little kinky, and she's more consistantly hot than Britney...

And that leave's Britney for death... now I don't really have any problems with her, but she's the only one left and the other two are no brainers for me.

[Slayer Diablo]

Sounds like an amusing game, but I wish you'd give us 3 better choices.

Oh well...let's see here...

Screw Simpson...
marry Spears because the honeymoon will be good and she's quick to divorce, so I won't have to deal with her...
I guess that means Aguilara's gone.

[Fire Me Boy!]

How about Halle Berry, Selma Hayek, and J.Lo?

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'd marry Halle, f*** Salma, and kill J.Lo. Halle just seems great all around, Selma is f-ing gorgeous, and, well, J.Lo just annoys me... great ass, but otherwise I wanna hit her.

[DenverChief]

How about Halle Berry, Selma Hayek, and J.Lo?

How about Ellen Degeneres (cause she would let me do my sexual thang but share her wealth ) Jennifer Anniston (she is just hot anyway) and Roseanne Barr :grr:

[Fire Me Boy!]

How about Ellen Degeneres (cause she would let me do my sexual thang but share her wealth ) Jennifer Anniston (she is just hot anyway) and Roseanne Barr :grr:
They can't be obvious... the point is in having to make a choice.

How about on the bad side, Roseann Barr, Sandra Bernhard, and Fran Drescher?

I don't even know where to begin, geez...

There's no doubt I'd kill Sandra Bernhard. No doubt at all. Then maybe flip a coin for the other two... life would be hell (and it's no fun to just say you'd kill yourself... make a decision).

[SCTrojan]

I'd have to kill Christina. I'd surely love to **** Britney. I guess that leaves Jessica for marriage. NTTAWWT.

[Slayer Diablo]

How about Halle Berry, Selma Hayek, and J.Lo?

Uh...marry Selma, screw JLo, and sorry to Berry, but I'm still kinda pissed about having to suffer through that "Catwoman" movie...

[wutamess]

Vivica Fox, Jada Pinket-Smith, Nia Long?

[wutamess]

I'd marry Vivica - Like the thug biatches.
Phuck the hell outta petite Jada.
Phuck then kill Nia because she was the last one left.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Marry Nia, scrwe Vivica, kill Jada (hate her ugly mug).

[Fire Me Boy!]

They can't be obvious... the point is in having to make a choice.

How about on the bad side, Roseann Barr, Sandra Bernhard, and Fran Drescher?

I don't even know where to begin, geez...

There's no doubt I'd kill Sandra Bernhard. No doubt at all. Then maybe flip a coin for the other two... life would be hell (and it's no fun to just say you'd kill yourself... make a decision).
Somebody else needs to play the hard decisions...

[RealSNR]

I'd kill Christina. I wouldn't give a shit which girl I married/screwed after that

[wutamess]

Marry Nia, scrwe Vivica, kill Jada (hate her ugly mug).

You think Jada's ugly?
:hmmm:

Are you a pillowbiter?
NTTAWWT.

[SCTrojan]

How about Halle Berry, Selma Hayek, and J.Lo?

Can I screw all three and then die happily?

[Fire Me Boy!]

You think Jada's ugly?
:hmmm:

Are you a pillowbiter?
NTTAWWT.
Sorry, no... move along.

Seriously, I can't stand Jada... never have liked her and ALWAYS thought she was a dog. Nice body, but IMO, terrible face and WORSE actress. Now, she might qualify for the brown-bag f*** for me... not sure. Definitely would need to stay away from that face, though.

[DenverChief]

You think Jada's ugly?
:hmmm:

Are you a pillowbiter?
NTTAWWT.
ROFL

[Fire Me Boy!]

What's "NTTAWWT" stand for? I'm Internet lingo stupid.

[Slayer Diablo]

...someone who will surely die within the next three hours. ....[/b]


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Were you hoping for a joke involving that extremely controversial issue taking place in that other state?

[wutamess]

What's "NTTAWWT" stand for? I'm Internet lingo stupid.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Were you hoping for a joke involving that extremely controversial issue taking place in that other state?
That did come to mind, but no... that would be completely wrong, even for the night crew. Really just thinking not to go with someone really old (or complete moron or druggie) to marry in hopes that you wouldn't have to put up with them for very long.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
AHHHH! Thanks! :thumb:

[Phobia]

Chris Elliot, Chris Farley, and Chris Rock

[Fire Me Boy!]

You're a bastard, Phob. I'll answer if you will first.

[tk13]

Rhea Perlman, Bebe Neuwirth, and Kirstie Alley

(That's Carla, Lilith, and Rebecca for the Cheers-impaired out there)

[SCTrojan]

Chris Elliot, Chris Farley, and Chris Rock

Isn't Chris Farley dead? I'm not into the necrophilia stuff, so I'd have to kill him again.

Marry Chris Rock because he's so freaking funny.

That leaves Chris Elliot, but I'm not sure who he/she is.

[wutamess]

rosanne barr, rosie odonnell, star jones

[Fire Me Boy!]

I think we have to assume Farley is alive.

So if so, I'd kill Rock 'cause he ain't that funny (his voice irritates me). I'd f*** Farley... not sure why. I'd marry Elliot because he's an idiot... put something shiny in front of him and he'll shut up and keep entertained for hours.

[Fire Me Boy!]

rosanne barr, rosie odonnell, star jones
They still gotta answer this one: Roseanne Barr, Sandra Bernhard, and Fran Drescher?

[wutamess]

I'd marry rosanne - Think it wouldn't be half bad to have a laid back chick.

Phuck Star Jones - BBW

Kill Rosie Odonnell - Big mouthed bitch would surely get it.

[wutamess]

They still gotta answer this one: Roseanne Barr, Sandra Bernhard, and Fran Drescher?

Don't know who the last 2 are.

[Slayer Diablo]

rosanne barr, rosie odonnell, star jones

Were you trying to present a challenge with those three?

bye-bye Rosie, then it's pretty much the same no matter what you choose to do with Rosanne and Star.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Sandra Bernhard was the f'ugly acress in Hudson Hawk (Bunny... ball ball) and went through a lesbian phase with Madonna a few years ago, she's also supposed to be a comedienne... of course, she ain't funny. Fran Drescher is the not bad looking but infinitely annoying actress from The Nanny television show a few years back... truly annoying voice (high and whiny).

http://record.wustl.edu/2003/2-21-03/images/bernhard.jpg

[SCTrojan]

They still gotta answer this one: Roseanne Barr, Sandra Bernhard, and Fran Drescher?

Kill Roseanne for obvious reasons. Screw Sandra Bernhard because then I'd only have to put up with her for a few minutes. Marry Drescher 'cause I think she was kinda hot back in the day.

[CosmicPal]

What's "NTTAWWT" stand for? I'm Internet lingo stupid.

See here: posted earlier today

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=112931

[Fire Me Boy!]

See here: posted earlier today

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=112931
Most of them I know, but NTTAWWT slipped by me... thanks for the info.

[SCTrojan]

Okay, how about Chrissy Hynde, Grace Slick and Stevie Nicks.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Okay, how about Chrissy Hynde, Grace Slick and Stevie Nicks.
Complete toss up...

[Frazod]

Complete toss up...

Stevie Nicks was drop dead gorgeous - 30 FRIGGIN YEARS AGO!

[deadbabyseal]

Rhea Perlman, Bebe Neuwirth, and Kirstie Alley

(That's Carla, Lilith, and Rebecca for the Cheers-impaired out there)
Kirstie when she was on Cheers or Kirstie now?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Rhea Perlman, Bebe Neuwirth, and Kirstie Alley

(That's Carla, Lilith, and Rebecca for the Cheers-impaired out there)
Assuming these acresses in their Cheers days, I'd f*** Bebe Neuwirth rotten, marry Kirstie Alley and f*** her rotten, and kill Rhea Perlman.

[tk13]

Assuming these acresses in their Cheers days, I'd f*** Bebe Neuwirth rotten, marry Kirstie Alley and f*** her rotten, and kill Rhea Perlman.
Well my intention was present day.... but whatever I guess.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Well my intention was present day.... but whatever I guess.
In that case... probably the same, but MUCH more reluctantly about the f***ing.

[tk13]

In that case... probably the same, but MUCH more reluctantly about the f***ing.
You need to review this movie for the Planet.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=112930

[Rausch]

I'd **** Natalie Wood (back in the day, before decomposition took hold.)

I'd Marry Meg Ryan.

I'd ****ing kill Nicole Kiddman...

[Fire Me Boy!]

You need to review this movie for the Planet.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=112930
:clap: I'll get right on that.

This last week I got to watch The Incredibles, which is... well... incredible. And, FINALLY on DVD is Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead... gawd I love that movie.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'd **** Natalie Wood (back in the day, before decomposition took hold.)

I'd Marry Meg Ryan.

I'd ****ing kill Nicole Kiddman...
You got your priorities WAY fugged up, dude. :shake:

[Pants]

Catherine Zeta Jones, Heidi Klum, Monica Belluci?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Catherine Zeta Jones, Heidi Klum, Monica Belluci?
Marry CZJ, **** Klum, kill Belluci.

[keg in kc]

I'm not interested in marriage or killing, so I'll just play FFF, thanks.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'm not interested in marriage or killing, so I'll just play FFF, thanks.
Then you go right ahead and knock yourself out with the likes of Roseanne Barr, Sandra Bernhard, and Fran Drescher, not to mention Chris Rock, Chris Elliot and Chris Farley... :p

[Pants]

Courtney Love, Tanya Harding, Kelly Osbourne?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Courtney Love, Tanya Harding, Kelly Osbourne?
Ewwwwww....

OK... kill Love, cause she's ugly & obnoxious.
F*** Harding, cause if you've seen her video, you know she's not terrible
And marry Osbourne, cause at least family dinners will be entertaining.

How about... Shelley Duvall (Olive Oyl), Anne Ramsey (Mamma, from Throw Mamma From the Train), or Bridget the Midget?

[wutamess]

Ewwwwww....

OK... kill Love, cause she's ugly & obnoxious.
F*** Harding, cause if you've seen her video, you know she's not terrible
And marry Osbourne, cause at least family dinners will be entertaining.

How about... Shelley Duvall (Olive Oyl), Anne Ramsey (Mamma, from Throw Mamma From the Train), or Bridget the Midget?


Tooo easy...
Right off the bat I'd plan the perfect murder. I'd stalk Ramsey for a couple of days and execute the bitch Robert Blake style while she was taking out the trash or something (assuming she takes out her own trash). That damn voice just makes me want to take her out nowTackleberry style actually (There goes the perfect murder).

I'd let BtM blow my freaking brains while I stood up for a good 10 minutes before picking her up and phuccing the shit out of her while we walked around the entire house just cause I'd think it'd be cool to totally Kobe Tai the hoe and flip her every which way possible.

I'd marry Duvall and promise to go Johnny on her ass if she ever mentioned anything about her career. Plus I don't know what it is... but petite bitches somehow do it for me.
:thumb:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Tooo easy...
Right off the bat I'd plan the perfect murder. I'd stalk Ramsey for a couple of days and execute the bitch Robert Blake style while she was taking out the trash or something (assuming she takes out her own trash). That damn voice just makes me want to do it now actually.

I'd let BtM blow my freaking brains while I stood up for a good 10 minutes before picking her up and phuccing the shit out of her while we walked around the entire house just cause I'd think it'd be cool to totally Kobe Tai the hoe and flip her every which way possible.

I'd marry Duvall and promise to go Johnny on her ass if she ever mentioned anything about her career. Plus I don't know what it is... but petite bitches somehow do it for me.
:thumb:
I'd probably do the same, but damn it'd be hard to marry Duvall... I really dig petite women, too, but Duvall is just damn ugly.