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Kyle401
03-28-2005, 02:07 PM
Never fails. Every time I wash my truck (which is seldom) I end up the victim of a constipated, gastrically dysfunctional, psychotic sparrow! :banghead:

pictures to follow...
Kyle401
03-28-2005, 02:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/Kyle401/MVC-012S.jpg
Kyle401
03-28-2005, 02:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/Kyle401/MVC-011S.jpg
Ultra Peanut
03-28-2005, 02:09 PM
No... they LIKE you!
Mr. Laz
03-28-2005, 02:09 PM
Birds Hate Me...

doesn't everyone?

















:p
bkkcoh
03-28-2005, 02:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/Kyle401/MVC-012S.jpg


You have more problems than the birds if your truck is on its side... :p :thumb: :cuss: :banghead:
Kyle401
03-28-2005, 02:11 PM
doesn't everyone?

Yes but they don't shit on my truck. :harumph:
Kclee
03-28-2005, 02:13 PM
Yes but they don't shit on my truck. :harumph:


Check your glove compartment.
Kyle401
03-28-2005, 02:14 PM
You have more problems than the birds if your truck is on its side... :p :thumb: :cuss: :banghead:

The damn birds knocked it over with the force of their farts!!! :cuss::cuss:
Ultra Peanut
03-28-2005, 02:17 PM
Check your glove compartment.NAJEH STRIKES AGAIN!
Phobia
03-28-2005, 03:54 PM
Anything that says "Mazda" on it cannot legally be called a truck. It's the law.
Skip Towne
03-28-2005, 04:05 PM
For some people they sing.
Kyle401
03-28-2005, 04:15 PM
Anything that says "Mazda" on it cannot legally be called a truck. It's the law.
So what's your point?

(it's a '92 chevy 1/2 ton)
penguinz
03-28-2005, 04:16 PM
Anything that says "Mazda" on it cannot legally be called a truck. It's the law.
A Ford Ranger is not a truck?
Beatlemanu
03-28-2005, 04:22 PM
Oh, wait, your not English, thought you were talking about girls...

Then you would have the same problem that I have... :banghead: :shake: :banghead:
chiefs4me
03-28-2005, 04:27 PM
Geesh....dam those pictures are making me dizzy. Why didn't you just stand back and take the pictures?


Doesn't look like just one bird either.....
morphius
03-28-2005, 04:28 PM
Its not the birds that hate you, they are just doing Gods bidding, and God really hates your truck.
Kyle401
03-28-2005, 04:52 PM
Geesh....dam those pictures are making me dizzy. Why didn't you just stand back and take the pictures?


Doesn't look like just one bird either.....

Thanks for the insight. :thumb:

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/opticals/black-dots.jpg
Kyle401
03-28-2005, 04:58 PM
Its not the birds that hate you, they are just doing Gods bidding, and God really hates your truck.

Whew... for a moment I thought I was really cursed. :)
Athis
03-28-2005, 08:15 PM
Dude I don't think that was a sparrow . More like somebody took a dump on your truck after a hard night of drinking and mexican food.