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ChiefsFire
03-31-2005, 05:12 PM
I signed a living will today and made all the members of CP my durable power of attorney....which means....if I become incapcitated...my body is in your hands...(yikes)

please keep badgranny away from me
CosmicPal
03-31-2005, 05:15 PM
I'm sorry, but I don't want any part of your body in my hands.

You freak.
Rain Man
03-31-2005, 05:15 PM
Dibs on the poll.
Phobia
03-31-2005, 05:15 PM
I signed a living will today and made all the members of CP my durable power of attorney....which means....if I become incapcitated...my body is in your hands...(yikes)

please keep badgranny away from me

Now if only we can get an attractive female to do the same....
Phobia
03-31-2005, 05:16 PM
Dibs on the poll.
fag
PastorMikH
03-31-2005, 05:17 PM
You might want to post more than 500 times in 14 months. That way when your existence comes up in a poll, everyone will have a better idea on how they should vote.

:p


j/k
ChiefsFire
03-31-2005, 05:17 PM
Dibs on the poll.


poll???


wha? :harumph:
Braincase
03-31-2005, 05:36 PM
We're already selling your kidneys on ebay.
ChiefsFire
03-31-2005, 05:38 PM
We're already selling your kidneys on ebay.
cool have ya got the tub full of ice yet????
big nasty kcnut
03-31-2005, 05:49 PM
Sell his eyes heart and liver we'll have enough money to have a chiefs planet section at arrowhead.
BigRedChief
03-31-2005, 09:35 PM
Do you have a HDTV Big Screen?
Ultra Peanut
03-31-2005, 09:38 PM
I'm going to convert your carcass into a sailboat.
trndobrd
03-31-2005, 10:29 PM
I need your skull for our community theater production of Hamlet.

thanks in advance.
Hoover
03-31-2005, 10:30 PM
So them will Rain Man just put up a poll to determine when its your time?
Simplex3
03-31-2005, 11:24 PM
So them will Rain Man just put up a poll to determine when its your time?
I think the closing time on that ebay kidney auction has pretty much determined the time.

Speaking of, how much are we charging for shipping and handling?
Spicy McHaggis
04-01-2005, 04:10 AM
I'll go get the fahva beans and a nice chianti
teedubya
04-01-2005, 04:14 AM
is your wife hot? she may need some consoling. Ill be there.
recycle
04-01-2005, 04:32 AM
Perfect example of why you need a living will!

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2005/march/ogrish-dot-com-shot_in_back_of_head2.jpg
badgirl
04-01-2005, 07:59 AM
I signed a living will today and made all the members of CP my durable power of attorney....which means....if I become incapcitated...my body is in your hands...(yikes)

please keep badgranny away from me
:deevee: :deevee:whys everybody alway picking on me, I would do good, I promise ChiefsFire :p
bkkcoh
04-01-2005, 08:22 AM
I signed a living will today and made all the members of CP my durable power of attorney....which means....if I become incapcitated...my body is in your hands...(yikes)

please keep badgranny away from me


Good that means that there will be a poll when something happens to you and that will determine what your fate is...

:clap:
Otter
04-01-2005, 08:29 AM
Once all your major organs are sold I plan to have you stuffed and put on my front lawn to scare away whatever has been getting into the mulch.