For Kansas Jayhawk fans only ........

[royr17]

http://www.kusports.com/news/mens_basketball/story/114169

Oklahoma prep waiting to sign basketball letter
J-W Staff Reports

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Putnam City (Okla.) standout basketball guard C.J. Henry will not sign a letter of intent during the late signing period which starts today.

The 6-foot-3 Henry, the son of former Kansas University player Carl Henry, averaged more than 22 points a game the past two seasons for Putnam City.

His future may hinge on the results of the June baseball draft. Henry is standout pitcher/shortstop.

He told the Daily Oklahoman he was down to four schools for basketball: KU, Texas, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State.

"I haven't made up my mind, and I won't be signing on Wednesday," said Henry, who has made an official visit to KU.

The Jayhawks have no scholarships available in recruiting.

[royr17]

Does anybody know if Bill Self offered this kid a scholarship ?

[Phobia]

The Jayhawks have no scholarships available in recruiting.

My guess would be "no", Roy. But then, my reading comprehension isn't what it once was - as evidence by my response in a thread specifically marked for KU fans only.

[Mile High Mania]

Is this kid interested in any Big 12 schools?

[Hammock Parties]

Oh! I'm breaking the rules!

[|Zach|]

*Jumping around the thread*

[royr17]

Oh! I'm breaking the rules!

Ha ha ha, your funny. :p

[Mr. Kotter]

*Jumping around the thread*

Dang it, now I have House of Pain stuck in my head...

HOUSE OF PAIN - Jump Around Lyrics
Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

[Chorus]

I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]
I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

[Chorus]

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

[Chorus]
Jump [32x]

Yo, this is dedicated
To Joe, da flava, Dakota
Grag yo bozac, punk

[royr17]

I was goin to leave chiefplanet but im not now cause you guys are so cool that i couldnt just leave all my friends behind.

[Simplex3]

I was goin to leave chiefplanet but im not now cause you guys are so cool that i couldnt just leave all my friends behind.
What if we asked nicely?

[Mr. Kotter]

I was goin to leave chiefplanet but im not now cause you guys are so cool that i couldnt just leave all my friends behind.

Are you still recovering from the headlock your dad had you in earlier??? :hmmm:

(Warning: cross-thread humor....)

[|Zach|]

Dang it, now I have House of Pain stuck in my head...


That sucks.

Here is a much better song with jump in the lyrics. Ah, the summer of 1998...good times...

Jump Right In by The Urge

Sitting at the edge of the bed
One million thoughts as I reflect.
Tease me just a little I'm not hard to persuade
fully aware for this that I might pay.
Not too much that can be said
Thinking about the bad things in my head,
Always wondering if what they said was true
Now I'm in the bed with...
Even though she was no stranger,
Chose the one keep me out of danger.
No song and dance just jump right in.

Fought the urge to do it - skin to skin
What the hell here I go - jump right in

Standing in the doorway of distress
Ask MD, for ways out of this mess,
A wave of panic every time I lose a hair
I believe I’m falling apart but not quite despair.
Turns into this one thing I just can't ignore
Don't know what I am feeling anymore
I guess it's time to end this affair
Like I don't care I don't care.

Fought the urge to do it - skin to skin
What the hell here I go - jump right in

Even though she was no stranger
Chose the one keep me out of danger
No song and dance I took my chances with her
No time to waste.
Just jump right in I said to her
Stand in the doorway of distress
No time to waste just jump right in,

Fought the urge to do it - skin to skin
What the hell here I go - jump right in
more Urge Lyrics

[royr17]

What if we asked nicely?

Nope, it would take the national guard to get rid of me and that aint a happenin, plus i just keep comin back.

[Hammock Parties]

I was goin to leave chiefplanet but im not now cause you guys are so cool that i couldnt just leave all my friends behind.

Good to hear, Roy.

[royr17]

Are you still recovering from the headlock your dad had you in earlier??? :hmmm:

(Warning: cross-thread humor....)

Sure am, you named it buddy. :)

[Hammock Parties]

Here is the ultimate Jump song:

I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I’ve seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You’ve got to roll with the punches to get to what’s real
Oh can’t you see me standing here,
I’ve got my back against the record machine
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh hey you ! how said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you don’t know, you won’t know
Until we begin.
Well can’t you see me standing here,
I’ve got my back against the record machine
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
(guitar solo) *SQUEAL*
(keyboard solo)
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.[/B]

This is good too, if you're an off the wall freak like me:

Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Senora, work your body line
Work, work, work, Senora, work it all the time

My girl's name is Senora
I tell you friends, I adore her
And when she dances, oh brother!
She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather

(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whoa!

Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Senora, work your body line
Work, work, work, Senora, work it all the time

You can talk about Cha Cha
Tango, Waltz, or de Rumba
Senora's dance has no title
You jump in the saddle
Hold on to de bridle!

(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Rock your body,
child!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Somebody, help me!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whoa!

Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time (Whoa)
Work, work, work, Senora, work your body line (Yep)
Work, work, work, Senora, work it all the time

Senora, she's a sensation
The reason for aviation
And fellas, you got to watch it
When she wind up, she bottom, she go like a rocket!

(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Hoist those skirts a
leetle higher!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Up the chim-en-y!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whoa oh oh oh!

[break]

Shake, shake, shake, Senora
Shake your body line
Work, work, work, Senora
Work it all the time
Dance, dance, dance, Senora
Dance it all the time
Work, work, work, Senora
Work it all the time

Senora dances Calypso
Left to right is de tempo
And when she gets the sensation
She go up in the air, come down in slow motion

(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Somebody, help me!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whooooa!

Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Senora!!

[royr17]

you know you guys are my buddy and dont want me to leave all it is on here is fun and games and i wanna be part of that.

[Hammock Parties]

you know you guys are my buddy and dont want me to leave all it is on here is fun and games and i wanna be part of that.

You are definitely fun. :)

[Mr. Kotter]

That sucks.

Here is a much better song with jump in the lyrics. Ah, the summer of 1998...good times...

Jump Right In by The Urge...



That IS a good tune; THIS one's better though....heh.

JUMP LYRICS
Van Halen


I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I’ve seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You’ve got to roll with the punches to get to what’s real
Oh can’t you see me standing here,
I’ve got my back against the record machine
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh hey you ! how said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you don’t know, you won’t know
Until we begin.
Well can’t you see me standing here,
I’ve got my back against the record machine
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
(guitar solo)
(keyboard solo)
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.

[Hammock Parties]

That IS a good tune; THIS one's better though....heh.

JUMP LYRICS
Van Halen


I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I’ve seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You’ve got to roll with the punches to get to what’s real
Oh can’t you see me standing here,
I’ve got my back against the record machine
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh hey you ! how said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you don’t know, you won’t know
Until we begin.
Well can’t you see me standing here,
I’ve got my back against the record machine
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
(guitar solo)
(keyboard solo)
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.

OH! OWNED!

[Mr. Kotter]

Sure am, you named it buddy. :)

ROFL

:thumb:

[Mr. Kotter]

OH! OWNED!

Shit...I'm gettin' old. :(

[Mr. Kotter]

Here's an Oldie:

Artist: The Pointer Sisters Lyrics
Song: Jump (For My Love) Lyrics

Your eyes tell me how you love me
Can feel it in your heart beat
I know you like what you see
Hold me, I'll give that you need
Wrap your love around me
You're so excited, I can feel you
Getting hotter, oh baby
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
Where no one's ever gone before
And if you want more, if you want more
More, more, more

Jump for my love
Jump in and feel my touch
Jump you want to taste my kisses
In the night then

Jump, jump for my love
Jump, I know my heart can make you happy
Jump in, you know these arms
Can feel you up
Jump, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love

You told me, I'm the only woman for you
Nobody does you like I do
Then make a move before you try and
Go much farther, oh baby
You're the one, you, you are the one
And heaven waits here at my door
And if you want more,
If you want more, more, more then
When you are next to me, oh I come alive

Your love burns inside
Feels so right
Come to me if you want me tonight jump
Jump if you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, you know my heart can
Make you happy
Jump, you know theese arms can feel you up
Jump in, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love

[Mr. Kotter]

you know you guys are my buddy and dont want me to leave all it is on here is fun and games and i wanna be part of that.

We love ya Roy; stick to Dr. Phil when it comes to the ladies though, eh?

Heh. :thumb:

[Simplex3]

Are you still recovering from the headlock your dad had you in earlier??? :hmmm:

(Warning: cross-thread humor....)
Not to be picky, but that was a hammer lock.


I only remember because I laughed so damn hard when I read that. ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Roy II had Roy III in a hammer lock? What's a hammer lock and what did I miss?

[Simplex3]

Roy II had Roy III in a hammer lock? What's a hammer lock and what did I miss?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=114086

Specifically this post:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2401263&postcount=32

[Hammock Parties]

That's hilarious.

I was born the natural way and have enough issues of my own that I think the theory is BS.

[Simplex3]

That's hilarious.

I was born the natural way and have enough issues of my own that I think the theory is BS.
Due to your propensity to being the exception to rules it might actually PROVE the theory. :hmmm:

[Hammock Parties]

Due to your propensity to being the exception to rules it might actually PROVE the theory. :hmmm:

The exception to rules? I'm not sure I follow you.

[Simplex3]

Due to your propensity to being the exception to rules it might actually PROVE the theory. :hmmm:
For example:

YOU'RE POSTING PICS OF DUDES IN THE PICS THREAD FOR WOMEN!

[Hammock Parties]

For example:

YOU'RE POSTING PICS OF DUDES IN THE PICS THREAD FOR WOMEN!

So? I'm secure in my sexuality. I know a good looking man when I see one. Doesn't mean I want to jump his bones.

[Simplex3]

The exception to rules? I'm not sure I follow you.
Let's say there is a rule of thumb that can be followed 80% of the time. You seem to somehow fall in the 20% that don't follow.

[Hammock Parties]

Let's say there is a rule of thumb that can be followed 80% of the time. You seem to somehow fall in the 20% that don't follow every time.

Example?

[Simplex3]

So? I'm secure in my sexuality. I know a good looking man when I see one. Doesn't mean I want to jump his bones.
The point is why would you care? What would send you there to begin with? (NTTAWWT)

[Simplex3]

Example?
80% of the dudes on this board have never been in the females only jpeg thread?

[Hammock Parties]

80% of the dudes on this board have never been in the females only jpeg thread?

It has 10,000+ views.

[tk13]

I'M NOT A KANSAS JAYHAWK FAN, AND I'M POSTING IN THIS THREAD!!! HAHAHAHAH!

[Simplex3]

Example?
80% of the guys on this board over 18:

1. live in their own place
2. have had sex
3. avoid pics of dudes at all costs

Just to name a few.


:)

[Simplex3]

It has 10,000+ views.
And my guess is that 8000+ of them are from chicks.

[Hammock Parties]

80% of the guys on this board over 18:

1. live in their own place
2. have had sex
3. avoid pics of dudes at all costs

Just to name a few.


:)

OK, I see your point. C-Section babies are ****ed up. You've proven it beyond a shadow of a doubt. :)

[Simplex3]

I'M NOT A KANSAS JAYHAWK FAN, AND I'M POSTING IN THIS THREAD!!! HAHAHAHAH!
Damnit, gochiefs and I had a perfectly good thread hijack going and you try to bring it back on topic.

[Hammock Parties]

And my guess is that 8000+ of them are from chicks.

I don't think so.

The girly thread has roughly 750,000 views and 230 pages.

The manly thread has roughly 10,000 views and 8 pages.

If the manly thread had 230 pages that would equate out to roughly 250,000 views or so.

I don't think 1/4 of this website is comprised of women, do you?

[Simplex3]

OK, I see your point. C-Section babies are ****ed up. You've proven it beyond a shadow of a doubt. :)
It's fun to have people around that can take s**t like a man and still crack back.

Even if they do post pics of dudes in the ladies only jpeg thread.



:p

[tk13]

Sorry. There's nothing like hijacking a hijack. Plus, I love running a perfectly dead joke into the ground.

[Simplex3]

I don't think so.

The girly thread has roughly 750,000 views and 230 pages.

The manly thread has roughly 10,000 views and 8 pages.

If the manly thread had 230 pages that would equate out to roughly 250,000 views or so.

I don't think 1/4 of this website is comprised of women, do you?
ROFL

To be quite honest I hadn't put that much thought into it, but you might also have to bear in mind guys like DenverChief, no? (NTTAWWT)

[Hammock Parties]

Sorry. There's nothing like hijacking a hijack. Plus, I love going running a perfectly dead joke into the ground.

So, how many times have YOU viewed the manly JPEG thread, tk13?

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL

To be quite honest I hadn't put that much thought into it, but you might also have to bear in mind guys like DenverChief, no? (NTTAWWT)

I accounted for that. We're assuming that ONLY men view the girly thread and ONLY women view the manly thread. Obviously that's not true but for every guy like DenverChief and Mr. Kotter, there's girls like JennyGump and RedNFiesty.

I think we need Rain Man in here...he's the stat master.

[Simplex3]

I think we need Rain Man in here...he's the stat master.
To (almost) quote Tiffany:

http://www.tiffany.org/gfx/pic2.jpg

I think we're damn near alone right now.

[|Zach|]

It stinks like sex in here.

[Hammock Parties]

It stinks like sex in here.

So THAT'S what that smell is. I had no idea.

[Pants]

I've been to Girly thread once, that's how I found out DenverChief is gay. I saw his name and went to investigate.

[Mr. Kotter]

I'M NOT A KANSAS JAYHAWK FAN, AND I'M POSTING IN THIS THREAD!!! HAHAHAHAH!

this post cued "Crazy Train" in my mind......

Ozzy?? Is that you??? :hmmm:

[Mr. Kotter]

So? I'm secure in my sexuality. I know a good looking man when I see one. Doesn't mean I want to jump his bones.

Thank God. I was have second thoughts about meeting you should you ever attend a CP function.... :p

[Mr. Kotter]

.... Obviously that's not true but for every guy like DenverChief and Mr. Kotter, there's girls like JennyGump and RedNFiesty....

Ahhhhhemmmmm.... :harumph:

FTR, I've never been in there. :shake:












At least not with THIS username. ;)

[Braincase]

No scholarships?

Sign him to a baseball scholarship, and let him play basketball, too. Gees, if that isn't obvious I don't know what is.

[Dave Lane]

Does anybody know if Bill Self offered this kid a scholarship ?

I think the last scholarship went to Moody via Galindo.

Dave

[Phobia]

I don't think so.

The girly thread has roughly 750,000 views and 230 pages.

The manly thread has roughly 10,000 views and 8 pages.

If the manly thread had 230 pages that would equate out to roughly 250,000 views or so.

I don't think 1/4 of this website is comprised of women, do you?

Web crawlers & bots increase those view counts.

[Dave Lane]

No scholarships?

Sign him to a baseball scholarship, and let him play basketball, too. Gees, if that isn't obvious I don't know what is.

I like it!

Dave

[HemiEd]

No scholarships?

Sign him to a baseball scholarship, and let him play basketball, too. Gees, if that isn't obvious I don't know what is.


Can they do that? Hell of an idea. :rolleyes:

[royr17]

I think the last scholarship went to Moody via Galindo.

Dave

well we should have four scholarships, three was given to Chalmers, Downs, and Wright, that should leave one available that Lee was on.

[Ebolapox]

go crawl in a hole and die

-EB-