How should I kill my hamster's son?

[Hammock Parties]

In a moment of weakness I let my hamster get impregnated as a reward for improved behavior. WTF was I thinking? Apparently, young hamsters never sleep, or for not longer than 17 seconds at a pop. They poop a lot too. Noisy mutha focker. I'm ready to plan it's demise and we've had it for one day. His name is Elvis. That's the only cool thing about him/her, whatever it is.

Help me. I'm an idiot.

Poll forthcoming.

[cheeeefs]

ding fries are done ding fries are done

[Braincase]

Buy a snake.

[Ultra Peanut]

Hamster casserole...

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"YOU ATE YOUR SON! YOU ATE YOUR SON!"

[JimNasium]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/crime/caseclosed/images/dahmerlg.jpg

[wildcat09]

a drunk hamster would be great. not sure if i have witnessed that one before.

[Dartgod]

Don't most people graduate from hamsters to cooler pets once they're out of grade school?

[InChiefsHeaven]

I was gonna say...wtf do you have a hamster for?

Flush the little bastard...it's a rodent...I'd kill his mom too for that matter...

[DeepSouth]

Give it to JennyGump. She's a cold blooded, heartless winch. She'll get rid of it somehow.

[the Talking Can]

just leave him in your ass a little longer than usual...

[Hammock Parties]

just leave him in your ass a little longer than usual...

Lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks......

[Chiefnj]

Congratulations on finding a willing female sexual partner; even if it was a rodent.