HOLY CRAP...honso

[Simplex3]

Man, what is wrong with parents? Some of these names are horrible. It's not even like it was the family name and he got stuck with it, his parents actually PICKED that. :shake:

Darrent, Marviel, Ciatrick, Trai, just to name a few.

[Hammock Parties]

TOUCHDOWN, CRAP!

[Coach]

Holy Craphonso!

[Simplex3]

Brodney, Khalif, Erasmus...


Also, what's with Seattle and players with strange names? Itulu Mili, now Lofa Tatupu.

[Vegas_Dave]

I can imagine the chants...

"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!"

"Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap"

"Crapdown!"

[Hammock Parties]

"WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU YOU YOU!

[Baby Lee]

Brodney, Khalif, Erasmus...


Also, what's with Seattle and players with strange names? Itulu Mili, now Lofa Tatupu.
Loo-fa Tatupu-lips
http://www.tinytim.org/photo/tiny-tim-jerry-heard.jpg

[runnercyclist]

Black chicks get pretty freaking creative when it comes to naming thier babies. But CRAPHONSO? Somebody slap that bitch.

[Simplex3]

It's almost as good a "Lemonjello" (La-mon-ja-lo)

[cdcox]

CRA-phon-SO

[Simplex3]

CRA-phon-SO
Really? Wow, thanks man.


:rolleyes:

[Thig Lyfe]

Brodney, Khalif, Erasmus...


Also, what's with Seattle and players with strange names? Itulu Mili, now Lofa Tatupu.


Erasmus was the forerunner of the Protestant Reformation. Just FYI.

[jcroft]

It's not even like it was the family name and he got stuck with it, his parents actually PICKED that. :shake:


How do you know?

[Skip Towne]

I once overheard two black chicks talking about baby names. One said she thought placenta was a beautiful name.

[jcroft]

I once overheard two black chicks talking about baby names. One said she thought placenta was a beautiful name.

I can say with a great deal of certainy, and from personal experience, that there is NOTHING beautiful about placenta.

[Skip Towne]

And now we have Ceandris Brown.

[gblowfish]

Craphonso isn't even the worst name for a Chiefs player.

Remember Terdell Sands??

Sounds like something awful your kid finds buried in the sandbox.

How bout naming kids after the car they were conceived in?

"My kids? oh...well this is my son Chevelle, my daughter Tercell, and the baby's name is Corolla..."

[Simplex3]

How do you know?
...because it isn't his last name?

I'll give people a pass on strange last names. You have no control over that. It's the people who go out and find strange names then give those names to their children that crack me up.

[Simplex3]

Craphonso isn't even the worst name for a Chiefs player.

Remember Terdell Sands??

Sounds like something awful your kid finds buried in the sandbox.

How bout naming kids after the car they were conceived in?

"My kids? oh...well this is my son Chevelle, my daughter Tercell, and the baby's name is Corolla..."
Terdell? ROFL

Ok, that's worse. I was just pointing out that there seems to be more stange names every year.

[Baby Lee]

I can say with a great deal of certainy, and from personal experience, that there is NOTHING beautiful about placenta.
Have you tried it over toast points?

[jcroft]

...because it isn't his last name?


Any you've never heard of people carrying on first names through generations? I have no idea if it's a family name or not, but the fact that it isn't his last name certainly doesn't preclude it from being so...

[Simplex3]

Any you've never heard of people carrying on first names through generations? I have no idea if it's a family name or not, but the fact that it isn't his last name certainly doesn't preclude it from being so...
Ah, I see where you're going now. Still, If my father, grandfather, and myself were named "Assholio" I wouldn't give that name to my son.

[Baby Lee]

Ah, I see where you're going now. Still, If my father, grandfather, and myself were named "Assholio" I wouldn't give that name to my son.
Not even if it meant he'd be drafted by the Chiefs some day?

[FringeNC]

Craphonso isn't even the worst name for a Chiefs player.

Remember Terdell Sands??

Sounds like something awful your kid finds buried in the sandbox.



I have to disagree. Craphonso is far worse than Terdell. It's spelled "turd", plus that word isn't used much....but to have your name start "Crap..." -- that's just unbelievable. How could anyone do that to a child?

[Baby Lee]

And now we have Ceandris [Brown].
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours. . .

[Simplex3]

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours. . .
ROFL

[FringeNC]

Another name I always get a chuckle out of is "Cletidus Hunt".

[Skip Towne]

Ah, I see where you're going now. Still, If my father, grandfather, and myself were named "Assholio" I wouldn't give that name to my son.
Well, OK, Assholio.

[runnercyclist]

Ah, I see where you're going now. Still, If my father, grandfather, and myself were named "Assholio" I wouldn't give that name to my son.


That is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time. I tried to read this to my wife and I couldn't get through it. It litereally brought me to tears.

Thank you.

[go bo]

Brodney, Khalif, Erasmus...


Also, what's with Seattle and players with strange names? Itulu Mili, now Lofa Tatupu.those names aren't strange to me...

they sound like samoan names...

a lot of samoan kids play for west coast teams (since most samoans live on the west coast, or in utah)...

siavii is a samoan name...

kawika is more of a hawaiian name...

[whoman69]

I can hear the opposing radio crew calling a TD of his.

"Oh crap, he scored."

[Logical]

CRA-phon-SO

LOL I thought it was Crap - HO - nSO ROFL