Heathcliff Slocumb

[Ultra Peanut]

Why the HELL did his name just pop into my head right now?

[siberian khatru]

I think he's in the latest Fed Ex commercial. He's the guy loading boxes in the background.

[ZootedGranny]

Because in an alternate reality, there is a "Being John Malkovich" type tunnel that connects to all of our heads, and Slocumb just literally jumped into your head, and is currently viewing exactly what you see.

It also helps explain deja vu. Once I saw a highlight clip of Raul Allegre's best kicks, and was taken aback by how familiar it all was. It was probably Wilford Brimley, a huge obscure NFL player fan, inside of my head at the time.

[Braincase]

Is it taking a long time for Dr. Huxtable to catch a nut?

[Ultra Peanut]

I think he's in the latest Fed Ex commercial. He's the guy loading boxes in the background.Glad he's found a career after baseball.

[Ultra Peanut]

Because in an alternate reality, there is a "Being John Malkovich" type tunnel that connects to all of our heads, and Slocumb just literally jumped into your head, and is currently viewing exactly what you see.

It also helps explain deja vu. Once I saw a highlight clip of Raul Allegre's best kicks, and was taken aback by how familiar it all was. It was probably Wilford Brimley, a huge obscure NFL player fan, inside of my head at the time.This... this? This explains a lot.

[Miles]

Damn thats really random.

[ChiefsCountry]

I wish he was the Royals closer right now. Even him being retired could do better than what we got right now.

[Miles]

I wish he was the Royals closer right now. Even him being retired could do better than what we got right now.

Well John Franco may be available soon.

[Coach]

http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesplayers/slocumb.jpg

[Saulbadguy]

Heathcliff Heathcliff, noone should terrify the neighborhood..but Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone!

[Ultra Peanut]

Anyways, this brings me to my next point.

Chuck McElroy was the bomb diggity.

<img src="http://museum.lamarpa.edu/cmcroy.jpg" style="width: 228px; height: 304px; border: 0" alt="" />

[Ultra Peanut]

And personally, I think Chuck McElroy looks more like a "Heathcliff Slocumb" than Heathcliff Slocumb.

[Archie Bunker]

Anyways, this brings me to my next point.

Chuck McElroy was the bomb diggity.

<img src="http://museum.lamarpa.edu/cmcroy.jpg" style="width: 228px; height: 304px; border: 0" alt="" />

I always connected those 2 when I used to collect baseball cards as a kid.

When I saw this thread I automatically thought of Chuck McElroy. That is weird.

[Ultra Peanut]

I always connected those 2 when I used to collect baseball cards as a kid.

When I saw this thread I automatically thought of Chuck McElroy. That is weird.That's even creepier than the "synchronicity" thread.

I think it's the names.

[Coach]

McElroy was a good one.

[Hammock Parties]

Heathcliff Heathcliff, noone should terrify the neighborhood..but Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone!

****! I was just thinking about that damn cartoon when I entered this thread.

Weren't there some hot kitty cats on that show?

[Saulbadguy]

Anyways, this brings me to my next point.

Chuck McElroy was the bomb diggity.

<img src="http://museum.lamarpa.edu/cmcroy.jpg" style="width: 228px; height: 304px; border: 0" alt="" />
I must kill...the queen!