If you were a serial killer...

[RealSNR]

...what would you say to your victims before you brutally kill them?

I think I would go the Aqua Teen route and say, "Nice head, I think I'll take it."

[Amnorix]

This thread gets my early vote for "most disturbing thread of the week"....

[Big Chief Homer]

"Coco-puffs or frosted flakes"

[headsnap]

"How'd you like them apples!"




"one lump, or two?"

[patteeu]

This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.

[headsnap]

This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.

wow, there are alot of parents with repressed feelings here. ROFL

[ExtremeChief]

If I was a cereal killer, before I killed them I would scream, "Cheerios!!!! Beeyotch."

[the Talking Can]

"I said no onions."

[wilas101]

well.... I think rather than killing them right off I'd keep them held hostage somewhere for a while. The entire time I'd call the person by a different name (like for women I'd call them Brenda) and accuse them of doing stuff that never happened.

Then I'd wait and I'd keep talking to her and letting her tell me that she's not Brenda. After say... the 50th time that she tells me I would reply "I know, I just wanted to f**k with ya for a while."

then I'd kill her.

I'd probably use the name Ted for guys.

[the Talking Can]

well.... I think rather than killing them right off I'd keep them held hostage somewhere for a while. The entire time I'd call the person by a different name (like for women I'd call them Brenda) and accuse them of doing stuff that never happened.

Then I'd wait and I'd keep talking to her and letting her tell me that she's not Brenda. After say... the 50th time that she tells me I would reply "I know, I just wanted to f**k with ya for a while."

then I'd kill her.

I'd probably use the name Ted for guys.


ok, I'm leaving this thread.....

[wilas101]

Don't leave now, Ted, hang out with us for a while.

[Phobia]

well.... I think rather than killing them right off I'd keep them held hostage somewhere for a while. The entire time I'd call the person by a different name (like for women I'd call them Brenda) and accuse them of doing stuff that never happened.

Then I'd wait and I'd keep talking to her and letting her tell me that she's not Brenda. After say... the 50th time that she tells me I would reply "I know, I just wanted to f**k with ya for a while."

then I'd kill her.

I'd probably use the name Ted for guys.

The thread title clearly states "IF" you were a serial killer. It makes no provisions for actual serial killers. Go start your own thread.

[wilas101]

I haven't done that yet so the "IF" is still applicable to me. :)

[MOhillbilly]

you know w/ this .38 in my hand i could make you do just about anything i wanted to.

[RedNFeisty]

Can't you do better then that? You are worthless and deserve to die!

[patteeu]

Don't leave now, Ted, hang out with us for a while.

ROFL

[siberian khatru]

I don't think I would ever kill randomly. The only people I would kill would be people I know and hate.

I would torture them slowly, and if they had family I would probably tie up my victim and make him watch me slowly torture and kill his family, taunting him the whole time. Then I would shoot his kneecaps and slice off his ears and nose.

I can never decide, though, if I would go ahead and kill him, or let him live a life disfigured, with the memories of what he saw done to his family haunting him forever. That probably would be a whole lot worse than death.

As for me, I'd take my punishment. I would surrender to police, plead no contest at trial and accept the needle. My goal would be pure evil revenge, not trying to get away with it.

[Imon Yourside]

What do you mean "were"?

Are you double jointed? or Stretch armstrong was never this much fun.

[CanadianChief]

Death by Boontah!!!

[Coach]

"I'm BTK's long lost brother."

[munkey]

:shake:

[Frankie]

This is a SICK thread and I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN IT.

Hey,.... Wait a minute!!!

[CosmicPal]

I think we might have to turn you over to the authorities.

[MOhillbilly]

I don't think I would ever kill randomly. The only people I would kill would be people I know and hate.

I would torture them slowly, and if they had family I would probably tie up my victim and make him watch me slowly torture and kill his family, taunting him the whole time. Then I would shoot his kneecaps and slice off his ears and nose.

I can never decide, though, if I would go ahead and kill him, or let him live a life disfigured, with the memories of what he saw done to his family haunting him forever. That probably would be a whole lot worse than death.

As for me, I'd take my punishment. I would surrender to police, plead no contest at trial and accept the needle. My goal would be pure evil revenge, not trying to get away with it.

Rookie.

[siberian khatru]

Rookie.

Congratulations, you just made the list. :fire:



ROFL

[RealSNR]

I'm quite proud of this thread

[MOhillbilly]

Congratulations, you just made the list. :fire:



ROFL

the fear of anticipation is much more fun than the actual act itself.

[gblowfish]

"Are you about a size fourteen?"
From Silence of the Lambs: The musical.

[siberian khatru]

the fear of anticipation is much more fun than the actual act itself.

Got that right.

[Hammock Parties]

I'd do a little Kurgan routine from Highlander before yelling ."THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! YEEEEEEEEEEEEARGH!"

http://missspooky.free.fr/mswfilm/Highlander/kurgan/kurgan_casque.jpg

[Boise_Chief]

IT PUT'S THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!!!

[Biohazard]

im 30% gay and now your going to die because i know its your fault!! DAMN IT!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

What is thirty percent gay? Does that mean you only give handjobs to dudes... you don't suck dick or take it in the ass?

Take the test... :)

[tyton75]

*..Singing in the rain, poppop, I'm just singing in the rain.. kickkick.. *

[MOhillbilly]

*..Singing in the rain, poppop, I'm just singing in the rain.. kickkick.. *

Viddy well little brother. viddy well.

[Rain Man]

Truthfully, I'd probably be too excited to say anything. I'd just swing the axe and swing it and swing it and laugh hysterically and swing it some more and whoop while I did that Star Wars kid routine, but with my axe instead of a light saber.

[Spicy McHaggis]

Turn on the music and do the dance from Reservoir Dogs.