Im so drunk, its 4:04 am.

[KCJake]

Damn guys just got home from a buddys house. Im so drunk right now!! On my way home a cop went by the other way, i was so scared. As im watching him in my rear view mirror, he puts his lights on :deevee: Im thinking holy sh!t here comes my dui!! Anyway, after he puts his lights on, he just kept driving. I was like WTF???? I was so scared! Anyway, did you guys catch that interview with Gunther today! Man, im so ready for some DEFENSE!! IM OUT, ready to pass out!!!!!!!!!

[4th and Long]

If you can type all that out, you're not THAT damn drunk. Go drink some more and come back only when you cannot type a complete sentence. We can't make fun of you for being drunk unless you use half sentences and misspell every other word. :D

[KCJake]

Even when im drunk i still ahve typeing skils!! Did yo see Griffey? He finally homered!!! :clap:

[4th and Long]

Even when im drunk i still ahve typeing skils!! Did yo see Griffey? He finally homered!!! :clap:
Much better! :D

[tk13]

I ammmmm drunkkkkkk I prrroomissssseee [/Kotter]

[4th and Long]

I ammmmm drunkkkkkk I prrroomissssseee [/Kotter]
ROFL

[Phobia]

I thought I was clicking into this thread to make fun of you for posting drunk. Instead, I'm chastizing you for driving drunk. If you had the wherewithall to think you were getting a dui, you should have known you shouldn't have been driving.

[Baby Lee]

Eric Warfield is an angel compared to KCJake.

[the Talking Can]

You deserved a DUI. You dumbass.

[Phobia]

You deserved a DUI. You dumbass.

Did you notice the choice of words? It's like he's destined for an eventual DUI.

Im thinking holy sh!t here comes my dui!

At least he didn't say "another dui".

[Nzoner]

Doesn't your buddy have a couch?

You looking for some more to run over?

[Sure-Oz]

Damn you are a good typer when drunk, i know I sure as am not.

[keg in kc]

Damn you are a good typer when drunk, i know I sure as am not.Hell, there's probably a hundred people on here who don't type that clean sober.

And driving when you're drunk enough to be impaired is stupid.

[Sure-Oz]

And driving when you're drunk enough to be impaired is stupid.
agree 100%

[luv]

I thought I was clicking into this thread to make fun of you for posting drunk. Instead, I'm chastizing you for driving drunk. If you had the wherewithall to think you were getting a dui, you should have known you shouldn't have been driving.

AMEN BROTHA!!!! lol

That's what designated drivers are for. Or friends who are nice enough to let you crash at their place. No one leaves my place drunk unless they are with someone who's not.

[Simplex3]

As far as I'm concerned people who get caught driving drunk should be brought up on attempted manslaughter. I'd even vote a Liberal for President if we could get harsher DUI laws.

WTF were you thinking? Was it worth risking your life and the life of everyone else on the road (moms, dads, kids, brothers, sisters) so you could get home a few hours earlier? If some drunk hit your mom and dad's car, killling them, would you shrug it off and think "oh well, at least I know the dude had a raging party that night"?

[unlurking]

Hell, there's probably a hundred people on here who don't type that clean sober.

And driving when you're drunk enough to be impaired is stupid.
100?!?!

Boy, you're rather optimistic aren' you?

;)

[unlurking]

Waitin' for the obligatory crossthread...

"So have you signed up to give lessons to kcnut while all likher'd up?"

[CosmicPal]

Uhhh, first of all peeps- it doesn't matter anymore how much you have to drink- if you have just two or three drinks, you can be nailed for a DUI. You don't necessarily have to be drunk to get a DUI anymore.

But, everyone is right- you shouldn't have been driving when you've been drinking til 4AM. Bad, bad call.

I just woke up from my night of drinking. Instead of driving my arse home, I walked over to a buddy's house and called a cab instead. $10 cab ride quite possibly saved my life and the life of others.

[Rain Man]

I'm glad his name isn't KCEric. That would give me pause.


Anyway, trivia for the day: over 30 percent of fatal car crashes involve a drunk driver.

[Iowanian]

you could have run over the dounut makers or paperboy. Jail could have been the easy out.


Stupid. You were aware enough to know better.

[KCJake]

Damn, I agree. My bad :shake:

[Hammock Parties]

Did you drink any Black Bush Irish Whiskey, perchance?

[Spicy McHaggis]

Damn, I agree. My bad :shake:

Just learn from the past and be thankful it nothing happened this time. :)