What should my cat give my wife for Mothers Day

[Hoover]

I know its crazy, but the cat is our Kid. Any ideas. They need to be funny.

[Rain Man]

Has your cat considered a dead, bloody songbird?

[Hoover]

Has your cat considered a dead, bloody songbird?
Charlie (our Cat) is not allowed to go outside.

[Lzen]

Are you and Rain Man related?

[ptlyon]

I know its crazy, but the cat is our Kid.


:hmmm: :spock:

[Hoover]

Are you and Rain Man related?
Only in my dreams. I'm not a pollster like he. I only ask questions that I really need to know the answers too.

[Hoover]

:hmmm: :spock:
You know what I mean....

[Rain Man]

Our cats usually get my wife a nice card, often one that has a picture of a cat on it. They always get my wife something for Mother's Day.

[Nzoner]

Our cat is giving my mrs a hairball with a card that reads I'm a little short on cash this is all I could cough up.

So I have a warped sense of humor,I'll make it up to her with my gift.

[Kclee]

Herpes.

[Hoover]

Our cats usually get my wife a nice card, often one that has a picture of a cat on it. They always get my wife something for Mother's Day.
Do you have kids or just cats?

[Stinger]

Herpes.


ahhh yes the gift that keeps on giving

[Rain Man]

Do you have kids or just cats?

Just cats. There's too much upkeep with kids, and they're more likely to kill you in your sleep.

[ptlyon]

You know what I mean....

So how's the lil slugger doin in little league this year?

[KCTitus]

A new LCD or DLP HDTV would be a nice gift.

[Hoover]

Just cats. There's too much upkeep with kids, and they're more likely to kill you in your sleep.
Yeah, cats are cool

[Stinger]

Can't believe no one has said Chief tickets yet. Unless you are afraid she will take the cat over you. :hmmm:

[Hoover]

Can't believe no one has said Chief tickets yet. Unless you are afraid she will take the cat over you. :hmmm:
Thats a great Idea! Give her something I want... Maybe NFL Sunday Ticket!

[Amnorix]

Cat nip, of course.

[RedNFeisty]

I asked for new tires. We will see what the kitties get!

[Clint in Wichita]

I asked for new tires. We will see what the kitties get!


Well, I was thinking of a bra...oh, you said kitties.

[Logical]

The only thing a cat can give....


A little pussy.





OK, Ok this would have been funnier if it had been Hoover's birthday

[chiefs4me]

what a bunch of softies.......

[BIG_DADDY]

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Pussies like attention, I would go with this.

[Skip Towne]

I asked for new tires. We will see what the kitties get!
Hey, you're owed new tires. It's right there on your marriage license.