Kris Griffin???

[Bob Dole]

4.73 in the 40-yard dash … 380-pound bench press … Bench pressed 225 pounds 23 times … 280-pound power clean … 4.43 20-yard shuttle … 12.08 60-yard shuttle … 7.22 three-cone drill … 32-inch vertical jump … 9'7" broad jump … 32 ¼-inch arm length … 10-inch hands … Right-handed … 15/35 Wonderlic score.

Positives … Has broad shoulders, good upper body muscle definition, hard midsection and a good bubble … Runs with a normal stride and shows good quickness and burst to close … Fluid runner with the frame to add more size and power … Accelerates sharply toward the ball in run support … very effective edge rusher whose superb blitzing skills consistently result in him collapsing the pocket to close in on the quarterback … Has the quickness to reach ball carriers at the opposite side of the field … Shows good route awareness dropping off in the zone … Had the body control and short area speed to force ball carriers to redirect inside … Decisive chasing down the line … Has the ability to stay with the receiver throughout his route, shading him all the way to prevent the catch … Shows flexible hip swivel in his pass drops and is rarely caught out of position … Has soft hands to pluck and snatch for the interception … Generally plays five yards down field, which allows him to effectively chase down running plays on the outside.

Negatives ... Living in the shadow of Rich Scanlon

[Iron Chef]

Living in the shadow of Peter

[jarjar]

Negatives: Has an evil monkey living in his closet.

[Bob Dole]

Keep ****ing doubting Kris Griffin!

This guy will be a Pro Bowler some day.

[Bob Dole]

Seriously. The guy doesn't even have a neck!

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/images/chris.gif

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Yahtzee skills?

just askin'

Dinny

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole is reminded of that classic photo of Singletary eyeing the opposing backfield before the snap!

http://familyguy.blockoland.com/content/pictures/ChrisGriffin.gif

[Skip Towne]

Seriously. The guy doesn't even have a neck!

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/images/chris.gif
He doesn't have any speed either but if you say so.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Bob Dole is reminded of that classic photo of Singletary eyeing the opposing backfield before the snap!

http://familyguy.blockoland.com/content/pictures/ChrisGriffin.gif

UNCANNY SENATOR!!!!!!

How DO you do it?

Dinny

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

So you got 1 Kris Griffin against 11 mini-ditkas.

Who do ya like?

Dinny

[Bob Dole]

He doesn't have any speed either but if you say so.

Right.

He ran only slightly slower than Scanlon's 4.65 40 time, but according to WPI, he covered the ground with more grace and agility, and he wasn't as winded when he finished.

Don't be a hater. This kid is the real deal.

[Bob Dole]

UNCANNY SENATOR!!!!!!

How DO you do it?

Beer.

Lots and lots of beer.

[Mr. Laz]

closer to the size of a strong safety though

Kris Griffin OLB | (6'3", 221)| INDIANA (PA.)

[tyton75]

who is this guy??

[Bob Dole]

who is this guy??

Our future Pro Bowl linebacker.

What kind of fan are you?

[Bob Dole]

closer to the size of a strong safety though

Kris Griffin OLB | (6'3", 221)| INDIANA (PA.)

He's bigger now. Bob Dole would imagine he's been working with Gun during the off-season to put on weight and improve his tackling.

[jarjar]

He still needs more cowbell.

[Mr. Laz]

He's bigger now. Bob Dole would imagine he's been working with Gun during the off-season to put on weight and improve his tackling.
hey... whatever works


Long Live King Griffin!





i don't care where we get a quality linebackers ... as long as we get some.

[MOhillbilly]

50# of that is a 3rd leg.

[Bob Dole]

He still needs more cowbell.

Make all the jokes you want. You'll be laughing at other stuff by the end of this season!

[KCTitus]

The only reason he wasnt drafted was because he told scouts he was going to HVAC school after college and it dropped his draft status.

[Ultra Peanut]

"I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You have no soul!"
"Ow."

[Bob Dole]

"I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You have no soul!"
"Ow."

Make light of it if you want, but your head is still shaped like a banana.

Kris Griffin eats bananas for breakfast!

[Ultra Peanut]

Kris Griffin eats bananas for breakfast!So does Mr. Bananagrabber!

He also likes them double-dipped and double-sticked! Ha HA!

[Bob Dole]

So does Mr. Bananagrabber!

He also likes them double-dipped and double-sticked! Ha HA!

Damn.

Bob Dole is going to have to go research and learn some lessons from The Roys before Bob Dole gets pwned any worse.

[ROYC75]

I heard he eats them sideways .

[Bob Dole]

I heard he eats them sideways .


Look here Mister Man.

You've got 487 threads to discuss your favorite player. Get the hell out of here and let Bob Dole have one for his.

[ROYC75]

Look here Mister Man.

You've got 487 threads to discuss your favorite player. Get the hell out of here and let Bob Dole have one for his.


And miss the fun, no way. Suffer thru it ! :deevee: ROFL

[philfree]

So this guys bench presses more than his weight 23 time? That's pretty tough!


PhilFree:arrow:

[royr17]

This guy is goin to be awesome, who needs Fujita or DJ when we have this guy, lol, jk.

[Bob Dole]

Keep ****ing doubting Kris Griffin.

[jspchief]

So the guy is skinny for a LB, but at least he's slow.

[Bob Dole]

So the guy is skinny for a LB, but at least he's slow.

Right.

You'd be whistling a different tune if the last song you had heard on the radio had been worth a shit.

[jspchief]

I'm sorry, but I need clarification.

I went a year and a half on this board thinking Titus was joking about Omar Easy, only to find that he was being serious.

In the interest of learning from my mistakes...you aren't serious, are you?

[KCTitus]

I'm sorry, but I need clarification.

I went a year and a half on this board thinking Titus was joking about Omar Easy, only to find that he was being serious.

You actually thought I was serious? Dang...Im better than I thought.

[jspchief]

You actually thought I was serious? Dang...Im better than I thought.I'm in deeper than I thought...

[chagrin]

He wouldn't work out, he's afraid of the evil monkey in his closet


http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/51812999

[Bob Dole]

I'm sorry, but I need clarification.

I went a year and a half on this board thinking Titus was joking about Omar Easy, only to find that he was being serious.

In the interest of learning from my mistakes...you aren't serious, are you?

Bob Dole knows Bob Dole, and Bob Dole is no KCTitus.

[Bob Dole]

Since someone else mentioned him in a thread starter...

[Adept Havelock]

Sadly, Griffen is too busy mining Nose Gold to share with the townspeople.

[chief4life]

This post sucks without pics :harumph:

[Mr. Laz]

griffin

[Hammock Parties]

He's an ugly mofo.

[DeepSouth]

He's bigger now. Bob Dole would imagine he's been working with Gun during the off-season to put on weight and improve his tackling.

from KcChiefs.Com

Position
Linebacker
Height
6-3
Weight
232
Years Experience
R

[StcChief]

All look like good numbers.....

15/35 on Wonderlic.... can't have everything.

[Bob Dole]

Since NFLE is underway, it's time to remind folks to KEEP ****ING DOUBTING KRIS GRIFFIN.

[RealSNR]

Since NFLE is underway, it's time to remind folks to KEEP ****ING DOUBTING KRIS GRIFFIN.It will take a lot from him to dominate the NFLEL Rich Scanlon 2005-style. I think he can do it, but still, he's no Rich Scanlon.

[Bob Dole]

It will take a lot from him to dominate the NFLEL Rich Scanlon 2005-style. I think he can do it, but still, he's no Rich Scanlon.

KEEP ****ING DOUBTING KRIS GRIFFIN!

7TT and 1 PD after week one, leading the mighty, mighty Sea Devil D.

[58-4ever]

on the positives: What exactly is a good bubble?

[Bob Dole]

Who's still doubting?

[Mr. Laz]

Who's still doubting?
actually i still think Griffin is part strong safety


BUT........


in this defense the linebackers play like safeties, so Griffin fits well.

[jlscorpio]

Fox is better 'cuz DJ pimped him on MTV Cribs.

[jlscorpio]

400 posts SUCKAAAAAAAAS!!!!!