George may blow a gasket!

[Beautiful]

Its a good thing the Yankmes won today! Steinbrenner is goning to freak after coming in 7th in the Kentucky Derby!!!!
ROFL ROFL

[cookster50]

Awesome, what were the full results?

[Beautiful]

Bellamy Road was the horse to beat in the Kentucky Derby, but Giacomo, a 50-1 shot, was up for the challenge, stunning the field. Closing Argument was second, while Afleet Alex finished third. Nick Zito, despite having five horses running, was shut out. Bellamy Road finished seventh.

[cookster50]

Yeah, I've seen the top 3, but what about the rest?

[FloridaChief]

[Yankee Stadium: Steinbrenner's Office]

Steinbrenner sits behind his desk. He's examining something on his
desktop with a large powerful magnifying glass.

STEINBRENNER: (to himself) With this magnifying glass, I feel like a
scientist.

There is a tap at the door, and George cautiously enters.

GEORGE: You wanted to see me, sir?

STEINBRENNER: Ah, come in George, come in.

(George strolls up to Big Stein's desk, looking more confident.)

STEINBRENNER: Uh, Wilhelm gave me this project you worked on.

GEORGE: (smiling) Yes sir.

STEINBRENNER: Let me ask you something, George. You having any personal problems at home? Girl trouble, love trouble of any kind?

GEORGE: (wondering where this is leading) No sir.

STEINBRENNER: What about drugs? You doing some of that crack cocaine? You on the pipe?

GEORGE: (worried now) No sir.

STEINBRENNER: Are you seeing a psychiatrist? Bcause I got a flash for
you young man, you're non compos mentis! You got some bats in the belfry!

GEORGE: What're.. What're you talking about?

STEINBRENNER: George, I've read this report. It's very troubling, very
troubling indeed. It's a sick mind at work here.

(Two burly guys who are clearly medical orderlies come into the room
behind George.)

STEINBRENNER: Okay, come on boys, come on in here. George, this is Herb and Dan.

(George regards the two guys, very nervously as they approach him and stand behind him, one on either shoulder.)

STEINBRENNER: They're gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help. They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women. They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.

(Herb and Dan take hold of George's arms. George gets panicky.)

GEORGE: Ah, see, Mister.. I didn't write that report. That, that's not
mine.

(Herb and Dan begin to drag the struggling George across the office
toward the door.)

STEINBRENNER: Of course you didn't George. Of course you didn't write it.

GEORGE: I didn't do it! It..It just got done. I don't know how it got
done, but it did.

(As Herb and Dan haul George through the door...)

STEINBRENNER: Of course. Of course it got done. Things get done all the time, I understand. (as George disappears) Don't worry, your job'll be waiting for you when you get back. (banging his fist on his desk) Get better George. Get better!

[Thig Lyfe]

We can't have Big Stein floppin' and twitchin'!

[chief52]

Yeah, I've seen the top 3, but what about the rest?

If you truly do care about the results...

Don't Get Mad was fourth, followed Buzzards Bay, Wilko, Bellamy Road, Andromeda's Hero, Flower Alley, High Fly, Greeley's Galaxy, Coin Silver, Greater Good, Noble Causeway, Sun King, Spanish Chestnut, Sort It Out, Going Wild, Bandini and High Limit.