Entertainment advice.

[Phobia]

So, the wife's sister is coming into town over the weekend. She wants me to provide her with entertainment options around town so we can show her sister a good time. I've lived here an entire year, I'm old, I'm married, I have children. I don't get out much.

So, please tell me where we should go, why it's cool, and if they'll mind if an old, fat guy gets a little lit up and streaks. I think a jazz venue would be pretty cool, so I suggested the Emporium.

Okay, I'm going to stop typing now and read your submissions. Thanks.

[|Zach|]

Go to the most prestigious entertainment venue the KC Metro area has to offer.

Lunar Bowl.

Make sure you drop my name so you can get past the long line, body guards, and red velvet rope

[siberian khatru]

Get rid of the kids and have a threesome.

[ChiefsCountry]

Let her log on here. :)

[mlyonsd]

So, the wife's sister is coming into town over the weekend. She wants me to provide her with entertainment options around town so we can show her sister a good time. I've lived here an entire year, I'm old, I'm married, I have children. I don't get out much.

So, please tell me where we should go, why it's cool, and if they'll mind if an old, fat guy gets a little lit up and streaks. I think a jazz venue would be pretty cool, so I suggested the Emporium.

Okay, I'm going to stop typing now and read your submissions. Thanks.

There's so many openings in that one I wouldn't know where to start. I think I'll just leave it alone.

[wutamess]

Satin Dolls.

She'll be "entertained".

[ptlyon]

If she's hot I'll keep her entertained.

[teedubya]

Depends on where she is from, and if they have an IMAX in her area...

If she has kids too... the Zoo is a good option, because of the IMAX.

A shitty Royals game is an option, Friday Night Fireworks are nice.

18th and Vine is entertaining... jazz, negro league museum, and whatnot...

a tour of Boulevard Brewery where they make shitty ZON beer is also an option.

[Saulbadguy]

I agree, that ZON beer wasn't that good. It tasted like orange peel.

[Scaga]

Drive out in the country and do a little "cow tipping".

:shrug:

Perhaps amateur night at the titty bar?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

You don't have to entertain her. It would be much more cheaper to just pay for a manwhore and have him entertain her for the entire visit. It would be like she wasn't even there so you don't have to put up with her.

Sit down with the wife and discuss it and then make the arrangements if you decide to go in that direction. Gochiefs tells me manwhores go like hot cakes, literally and figuratively, so you better make the decision fast.

No need to thank me, have a good one.

[Phobia]

I agree, that ZON beer wasn't that good. It tasted like orange peel.

I must have an immunity to orange because I can't taste the orange even though I know it has that flavor. I still like it. In fact, I think I'm gonna go crack one now.

[Iowanian]

My brother has a "3way" teeshirt you could borrow if you want to send subleminal messages


Put on your nascar tee's and cowboy hats and head on down to KCCHIEFSMAN's love buffett for some service they'll be talking about for years to come.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

For real, though, just go down to America's pub or something. She'll probably like it.

[dirk digler]

I bet Phil regrets asking now.

[Phobia]

She is hot. She has a young son who will not be coming on this trip. I don't think the Royals are an option unless a worthy charity offers tickets in an auction format. She's from Houston so she'll not be impressed with the Zoo, IMAX, nor NASCAR.

[Bowser]

Might I suggest wearing this T-Shirt this weekend

[dirk digler]

Might I suggest wearing this T-Shirt this weekend

ROFL

[Phobia]

I bet Phil regrets asking now.

Not on your life. This is part of the fun that is ChiefsPlanet. There will be a couple viable answers tucked away amongst all the dumbassery.

[ptlyon]

She is hot.

See you Friday.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

She is hot. She has a young son who will not be coming on this trip. I don't think the Royals are an option unless a worthy charity offers tickets in an auction format. She's from Houston so she'll not be impressed with the Zoo, IMAX, nor NASCAR.

If you hate her then take her to NASCAR lol.

If she is hot, and is traveling light (no kid on the trip), I suggest taking her clubbing. Odds are she'll find a man and hook up with him, then she'll be with him the whole visit. :hmmm:

[Bowser]

And if that doesn't work, there is always this......

[dirk digler]

Not on your life. This is part of the fun that is ChiefsPlanet. There will be a couple viable answers tucked away amongst all the dumbassery.

Very true.

Give her some BBQ.

[Phobia]

Might I suggest wearing this T-Shirt this weekend

Yeah - I don't think she's attracted to me any longer. She's kinda pissed about me admiring her tits aloud in front of her Father and at that time husband.

[Valiant]

Depending on her looks...

I can take her out to Johns upper deck if the weather is nice... Maybe a little velvet dog... or Take her out to eat on the plaza(cheescake or houstons) maybe art gallery after that... Go listen to some jazz music and then drinks...

Or I can hit her with some paintballs..

[go bo]

Yeah - I don't think she's attracted to me any longer. She's kinda pissed about me admiring her tits aloud in front of her Father and at that time husband.eh, some girls are just too sensitive...

she should have appreciated the attention and compliments...

[Bowser]

Yeah - I don't think she's attracted to me any longer. She's kinda pissed about me admiring her tits aloud in front of her Father and at that time husband.

ROFL ROFL

You're just trying to wiggle your foot in the door, that's all!

[Phobia]

That sisters thing is overrated. All they do is bitch at each other the whole time. No thanks.

[Valiant]

Oh I just bought this beltbuckle.. Should get it in about a week...

http://www.scrollingbuckle.com/

[Phobia]

or Take her out to eat on the plaza(cheescake or houstons)

She's FROM Houston. She can do either of those any day there.

[Bowser]

Depending on her looks...

I can take her out to Johns upper deck if the weather is nice... Maybe a little velvet dog... or Take her out to eat on the plaza(cheescake or houstons) maybe art gallery after that... Go listen to some jazz music and then drinks...

Or I can hit her with some paintballs..

This is a good idea. John's Big Deck has live music on Saturday nights. The last time we made it down there, they had a jazz band playing. That place is always a good time.

[JimNasium]

I'll post something original......Is she hot? What time should I be there? How about a threesome?

[Iowanian]

take her down to LTs for some afternoon BBQ, tour the city a little, the plaza, the thingamajig with the Indian Chief overlooking blue valley, the fountains..........Then have dinner somewhere...like GoJo or one of the steak houses, then head to the Top of the Hyat for some drinks or desert and watch the sun set................and if you're still going, head to a quieter beer joint of your choice.

[tyton75]

Jazz= The Majestic steakhouse.. nice place.. little pricey
also for Jazz.. The Phoenix

Might wanna take them down to the plaza.. just kinda window shop.. maybe a little nighttime stroll along brush creek.. then find a bush and try to get the sister sammich going!!

[siberian khatru]

Yeah - I don't think she's attracted to me any longer. She's kinda pissed about me admiring her tits aloud in front of her Father and at that time husband.

Her father was her husband? Did you marry into Mohillbilly's family?

[AustinChief]

Savoy Grill, Negro League Museum, Westport, The Plaza, etc etc

all the "regular" spots...

How old is she?

--Kyle

[dirk digler]

She's FROM Houston. She can do either of those any day there.


BBQ
Westport
The Emporium
Camaro dealership
Nelson Art Museum
Crown Center
Casinos

[Phobia]

Savoy Grill, Negro League Museum, Westport, The Plaza, etc etc

all the "regular" spots...

How old is she?

--Kyle

Mid-30's. I figured for you that you were going to suggest something in St. Joe. ;)

[Phobia]

BBQ
Westport
The Emporium
Camaro dealership
Nelson Art Museum
Crown Center
Casinos

Isn't the Nelson closed for rennovations?

[Bowser]

There you go! I forgot all about Savoy Grill. John's Big Deck is right around the corner from there. Nice dinner, then drinks and live music! She'll think you a genious for coming up with it all on your own! ;)

[dirk digler]

Isn't the Nelson closed for rennovations?

Nope. Just got this on their website. But you might call in advance just to make sure.


Museum Hours and Admission

Museum Hours

10 a.m.-4 p.m., Tues. through Thurs.
10 a.m.-9 p.m., Friday
10 a.m.-5 p.m., Saturday
Noon-5 p.m., Sunday

Note: The Museum will be open 10 a.m-4 p.m. on New Year's Eve.

The Museum is closed on Mondays and on New Year’s Day, July 4, Thanksgiving, and December 24 and 25.

Admission to the Museum's permanent collection is free for all visitors. There may be a charge for special exhibitions.

The entrance to the Nelson-Atkins' new parking garage is off of Oak Street, just south of 45th Street. Parking is $3. Museum members park free.

During construction, certain galleries may be closed for a brief time to protect the art. We apologize for any inconvenience.

[JimNasium]

BTW Phil, I would be happy to entertain Pink whilst you show her sister the city lights.

[|Zach|]

BTW Phil, I would be happy to entertain Pink whilst you show her sister the city lights.
Jim has a new puppet show production; he wants to run it by her for opinions.

[HC_Chief]

I'll second The Majestic Steakhouse (9th & Broadway)

Live jazz, great food, cigars... good stuff.

[AustinChief]

Mid-30's. I figured for you that you were going to suggest something in St. Joe. ;)

Hey good old St Joe is only 45 minutes away... You can go to Judy's D&G for lunch then Barbosa's for dinner and the Brown Bear Tavern for drinks!

If you are lazy and stay in KC, you may want to head to the River Market if you have time... but honestly I can't stress enough how big a hit the Savoy has always been when I was entertaining "foreigners"

--Kyle

[Phobia]

FWIW, I'm going back to delete all my risqe' responses to this thread and then I'm forwarding the link to my wife. There's a lot of asses that are going to be getting kicked over this thread. I'm just happy one of them isn't me (for once).

[Bowser]

FWIW, I'm going back to delete all my risqe' responses to this thread and then I'm forwarding the link to my wife. There's a lot of asses that are going to be getting kicked over this thread. I'm just happy one of them isn't me (for once).

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Bob Dole]

So, the wife's sister is coming into town over the weekend. She wants me to provide her with entertainment options around town so we can show her sister a good time. I've lived here an entire year, I'm old, I'm married, I have children. I don't get out much.

So, please tell me where we should go, why it's cool, and if they'll mind if an old, fat guy gets a little lit up and streaks. I think a jazz venue would be pretty cool, so I suggested the Emporium.

Okay, I'm going to stop typing now and read your submissions. Thanks.

You need Bob Dole to come up and take care of her?

[ChiefsOne]

I haven't been out in KC for a long time. But, I'm sure they have a piano bar up there. When we go out in Springfield we have had the most fun there. The regular bars are are full of 18-24 year olds and get tired of them pretty easy. The piano bar is a good mix of ages.

Sports bars are always fun and strip clubs are always a good choice!

[Iowanian]

hey Phil...Why did you change my post about taking them both out for Peticures to "3 way"?

[Bob Dole]

hey Phil...Why did you change my post about taking them both out for Peticures to "3 way"?


Because "Peticures" reeks of beastiality, which is only legal in Iowa and certain counties in Mississippi.

[Iowanian]

Aren't you from

Texarkana:
Home of the First guy to feed peanut butter to a chihuaua with his unit

[Bob Dole]

Aren't you from

Texarkana:
Home of the First guy to feed peanut butter to a chihuaua with his unit

No.

You need to just cancel that Warpaint Illustrated subscription.

[Iowanian]

cancel it? Why would I not want to read your intrigueing thought, Mr AthanDole?

[Bob Dole]

cancel it? Why would I not want to read your intrigueing thought, Mr AthanDole?

That's not even close to a believable premise.

You make Bob Dole sad.

[tommykat]

I would say if she hasn't seen Westport or Crown Center...hummmm for day time things I'd take her to places like that. Girls love shopping and finding unique little stores with something you might not find someplace else......Just thinking of something I would enjoy during the day. Night I haven't a clue, I don't know KC or bars and food places.

[teedubya]

Phil, personally... I think that you picked the wrong weekend to invite me over.

Im all the entertainment your sister in law needs. :fire:

[Inspector]

PBS has some really good programs scheduled for that night.

You could pop a bag of popcorn and enjoy the quality programming brought to you by all of the PBS supporters.

Just trying to save you a few $$$.

[patteeu]

I think the <a href="http://www.1856.com/">Steamboat Arabia museum</a> is a pretty cool place to take out-of-towners.

[Nzoner]

Mid-30's. I figured for you that you were going to suggest something in St. Joe. ;)

Speaking of :hmmm:

[Nzoner]

Don't know if she'd be up for a unique movie going experience but the Cinemark theatres on the plaza has a VIP room,they have a waiter/waitress that brings beer,wine,popcorn etc to your very own oversized leather recliner.It only seats about 30 so reservations are a must.

Other than that I could probably get you hooked up with some live dinner theatre tickets featuring a comedy this weekend,however,you'd have to make the trek to st joe.

[JimNasium]

FWIW, I'm going back to delete all my risqe' responses to this thread and then I'm forwarding the link to my wife. There's a lot of asses that are going to be getting kicked over this thread. I'm just happy one of them isn't me (for once).
So does this mean you don't want me coming up there this weekend. I'm a busy guy and need a bit of lead time if you need me there to entertain Pink.

[Phobia]

So does this mean you don't want me coming up there this weekend. I'm a busy guy and need a bit of lead time if you need me there to entertain Pink.

You can come up and you can try to entertain Pink. But I warn you, she has very discriminating tastes. Speaking of which, so do I. Hopefully you'll have a case of fabulous homebrew in your trunk.

[mcan]

I always enjoy a little trip up to Ameristar. Figure out how much you'ld be willing to spend and try to see if you can go up and make money. If you spend all of what you were going to, just stop and say "Hey night of fun for $50.00... Cool..."

[Phobia]

Ok - yeah. This weekend is here. We're scheduled to stop by John's Big Deck. We're meeting Nzoner there around 6:30 for some beverages. Nzoner will be there earlier, so if anybody wants to stop by for a drink, bring yo ass. If you're considering stopping by, drop me a PM and I'll send my phone #.

[tyton75]

I can just see the CP nation crash the party and terrify the sister-in-law

[Phobia]

I can just see the CP nation crash the party and terrify the sister-in-law

She would be undaunted. She will also not be afraid of embarrassing you if you crash and burn, so come out and have a drink with us but if you're gonna take a swipe, you better bring your A game.

[Ebolapox]

she and/or your wife open minded???

one word: THREESOME

-EB-

[NewChief]

Don't know if anyone has mentioned it or not, but if she's truly into jazz, check out the Blue Room. Very cool jazz club and jazz museum. Here's the web site:
http://www.americanjazzmuseum.com/index.php

[Dayze]

Easy.

Go to the Bullet Hole, pop off about 250 rounds. Go to your local food establishment, eat up some bbq/steak, and drink a beer.

:clap:

[Fairplay]

You can come up and you can try to entertain Pink. But I warn you, she has very discriminating tastes.



Can't be very discriminating if shes hanging with you. :p

[Skip Towne]

Be sure to make Bryant's Bar-B-Que a part of her trip. She for sure can't do THAT in Houston.

[Eleazar]

One place I like but haven't been to in a long time is Davey's. It's on Main street near Penn Valley. Don't rember if they serve food or not, but usually good live music. Not fancy, but a good time. The girls I have taken there have liked it. Often bluesy or a touch country kind of music... might call ahead and see what they have going on.

[Eleazar]

Ok - yeah. This weekend is here. We're scheduled to stop by John's Big Deck. We're meeting Nzoner there around 6:30 for some beverages. Nzoner will be there earlier, so if anybody wants to stop by for a drink, bring yo ass. If you're considering stopping by, drop me a PM and I'll send my phone #.

Live Jazz on the weekends right around the corner from there at the Phoenix, 302 W 8th. (Or, there was the last time I was there about a year ago.) Piano bar, intimate, but should be crowded on the weekend.

[badgirl]

depends on what shes into, but during the weekend days I would go to the flea market and antique stores and out to eat, at night I'd go to a comedy club, which I've always wanted to do.

I think its fun to just get together and have cookouts and build bon fires, drink a few, play the guitar, stuff like that. :shrug:

Oh well do what you want, no one ever cares what I say. :Poke:

[Nzoner]

Heh... if I was in KC I'd show up and attempt to get Joe shithoused before dinner.

Mrs Nzoner was along on this trip and did not want to be stuck driving back to St Joe so I had to stop after a mere 64 oz of Blvd Wheat.As we were leaving Phil was starting on his 3rd 32 oz brew and I was very envious,not only that he got to keep drinking but the band was good and there were a couple of sights from the rooftoop that weren't half bad either.

[Phobia]

Mrs Nzoner was along on this trip and did not want to be stuck driving back to St Joe so I had to stop after a mere 64 oz of Blvd Wheat.As we were leaving Phil was starting on his 3rd 32 oz brew and I was very envious,not only that he got to keep drinking but the band was good and there were a couple of sights from the rooftoop that weren't half bad either.

We're home now. Had much to drink. Sprinkles sent us inside. We hopped around the plaza - Grand Falloon - gave a former Royals player hell - told him I wasn't impressed. We kinda hit it off. Then landed at a Sushi bar. Fun times.

[Rausch]

Heh... if I was in KC I'd show up and attempt to get Joe shithoused before dinner.

Speaking of which, you may be needed to be a sober judge for a drinking bet I agreed to last night (when I was about five or six Nimbus Old Monkeyshines and a couple Sam Adams Double Bocks in). Could be great comedy potential. Good odds you'll see me puke. Great odds I'll fall down at some point.

Doesn't seem fair not to witness that...

[Phobia]

Heh... if I was in KC I'd show up and attempt to get Joe shithoused before dinner.

Speaking of which, you may be needed to be a sober judge


Oh -sorry - is this during sleepy time?

[Nzoner]

We're home now. Had much to drink. Sprinkles sent us inside. We hopped around the plaza - Grand Falloon - gave a former Royals player hell - told him I wasn't impressed. We kinda hit it off. Then landed at a Sushi bar. Fun times.

Well I'm still up and she's still workin on the quilt.

Maybe next time.

[Brando]

the sis has gigantic guns..If I were you Brian I would tell Phil that he has to pack her for the trip.

[Bowser]

Damn, I need to check the board more often. Johns Big Deck is a great place to toss a few back.

Spit it out, who was the former Royal you had a pissing contest with?

[Phobia]

Damn, I need to check the board more often. Johns Big Deck is a great place to toss a few back.

Spit it out, who was the former Royal you had a pissing contest with?

HellifIknow. I probably said something smart to a couple of hotties and they were offended. So they sent old boy over to take care of it. I was just laughing about it and the girls were telling me he was a former Royal (as if he could hit me or something, I guess). He figured out very quickly that I was just having a good time and became friendly himself. I did manage to tell him that celebrities don't impress me.

Oh - oh, there were also some Kansas basketball players at the Point. Some 6'7" benchwarmer and I had a chat for a while. He was pretty cool. He told me the greatest shooter in the history of the Jayhawks program was also in attendance. Since I don't know who in the hell that is, I told him I didn't care. I must have had too much to drink because I had entirely forgotten about stopping at the Point until moments ago.

[ChiefsOne]

badgirl I'd go to a comedy club, which I've always wanted to do.


Then why don't you go? Sir Laugh Alot in Sir Gregory's.

[Skip Towne]

So what else have you done this weekend?