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C-Mac
05-09-2005, 03:28 PM
Unbelievable :shake:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=741437
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil May 9, 2005 — Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.

"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.

Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but that the town's former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal holiday.

The city council passed a law Saturday creating the holiday. Santolia, who took office earlier this year, said he would sign the bill later Monday.

"I'm 32, single and I have an open mind. Beside the theme is very much of the moment," he said.

Orgasm Day celebrations include a series of panel discussions by sexologists from across Brazil and a presentation of Eve Ensler's play "The Vagina Monologues."

Santolia said the idea of celebrating Orgasm Day at first created a scandal in this poor region, known for its religious fervor. But he said residents gradually residents warmed to the idea.

"I've seen scientific studies that show when a woman is unloved, when her husband can bring her to orgasm, it affects all aspects of her life, her relationships with her children, at home, with the city and at work," Santolia said.

keg in kc
05-09-2005, 03:29 PM
"I'm 32, single and I have an open mind. Beside the theme is very much of the moment," he said. Dude wants some 'tang, in other words.

Interesting holiday, though.

seclark
05-09-2005, 03:33 PM
oughta spice up somebody's monday.
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Rain Man
05-09-2005, 03:33 PM
I bet that Hallmark is behind this.

Chest Rockwell
05-09-2005, 03:35 PM
Not terribly surprising from a nation who's (barely) unnoficial national past time is teh buttsechs.

BIG_DADDY
05-09-2005, 03:37 PM
Gotta love the Brazilians. We offered them 40 million to help them with aids if they would just condemn prostitution and they said no way.

gblowfish
05-09-2005, 03:38 PM
Thaaaat's.....uhhhhhh......grrrrrreaaaaat...Stooooooooory AAAAAGH!!!
Wow...
I need a nap.

tk13
05-09-2005, 03:40 PM
Espertantina: Cum here today!

Rain Man
05-09-2005, 03:51 PM
I wonder if you can go trick or treating on Orgasm Day.

Stinger
05-09-2005, 03:53 PM
I wonder if you can go trick or treating on Orgasm Day.

That parade through town ought to be something

tk13
05-09-2005, 03:54 PM
I wonder if you can go trick or treating on Orgasm Day.
"Come here, give me that bag, I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be back with your treat in 30 seconds."

:shake:

|Zach|
05-09-2005, 03:56 PM
Kansas City (AP) - In a last ditch move for Hallmark to have a line of cards for every holiday they have turned to members of a message board known as "Chiefs Planet" to head up their "National Orgasm Day" line of cards. Group members were cited as experts in the brand of humor needed for this new department.

teedubya
05-09-2005, 04:02 PM
I bet everything in Espertantina is kinda sticky.

Rain Man
05-09-2005, 04:38 PM
Borrowing from Easter, they've assigned an Orgasm Bunny to visit every house and bring unto them the spirit of the season.

http://www.westvegas.com/pix1/PALMS_CASINO_PLAYBOY_BUNNY_1.jpg

KCChiefsMan
05-09-2005, 05:08 PM
I bet that Hallmark is behind this.

and Trojan, and KY right??

If I knew how to give somebody rep you would have gotten a big positive

Rain Man
05-09-2005, 05:16 PM
If I knew how to give somebody rep you would have gotten a big positive

Rats.

cookster50
05-09-2005, 06:39 PM
and Trojan, and KY right??

Since I know how to give head, you are getting some.


There, fixed your quote.

Rain Man
05-09-2005, 06:44 PM
There, fixed your quote.


Double rats.

whoman69
05-09-2005, 06:58 PM
Guess I came to the party a day early.

C-Mac
05-09-2005, 07:41 PM
I wonder if you can go trick or treating on Orgasm Day.

I wonder if delivery Pizza sales increase on this day?

Mr. Laz
05-09-2005, 08:02 PM
looks like a better holiday then some of the ones we celebrate

:toast: