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Wile_E_Coyote
05-15-2005, 11:50 AM
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<A name=228658>NFL | Have it Your Way - from www.KFFL.com (http://www.kffl.com/)
Sun, 15 May 2005 09:33:31 -0700The Associated Press reports the NFL (http://www.kffl.com/team/77/nfl) and Burger King have signed a multiyear deal to be the fast-food restaurant sponsor of the NFL (http://www.kffl.com/team/77/nfl). They plan to announce the sponsorship Monday, May 16. The world's second-largest fast-food chain will have national restaurant promotions, NFL (http://www.kffl.com/team/77/nfl)-themed advertising and youth-targeted premiums, including a handheld football video game. The deal is Burger King's first with the NFL (http://www.kffl.com/team/77/nfl). Burger King will also have promotional rights for the collective use of all 32 teams.



When the belly starts a rumbling and I'm jonesing for a treat,
I close my eyes for a big surprise the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch
I love tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch - the breasts they grown on trees
and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees
there's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets
folks don't fudge it cause you got the juice - there's a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose
never get in trouble, never need an excuse
that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch
I love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch no one tells you to behave
your wildest fantasies come true - Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
where onions make you laugh instead and french fries grow like weeds
You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets paid,
there's a king that wants you to have it your way,
that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch.
Cooooome aaaaand get it!
Bob Dole
05-15-2005, 11:56 AM
****.

Bob Dole does <b>not</b> want to have to see that creepy king head 45 times every damned Sunday.
chiefs4me
05-15-2005, 12:52 PM
Burger King is gross....I haven't eaten at one in over 10 years. I never did like the crap they make.
J Diddy
05-15-2005, 12:56 PM
****.

Bob Dole does not want to have to see that creepy king head 45 times every damned Sunday.

We should make Ryan Sims wear it.

That would be cool.
Kerberos
05-15-2005, 01:20 PM
Burger King is gross....I haven't eaten at one in over 10 years. I never did like the crap they make.


Why eat with a Clown when you could DINE with the KING? :hmmm:


:D



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Hammock Parties
05-15-2005, 01:33 PM
Burger King is gross....I haven't eaten at one in over 10 years. I never did like the crap they make.

McDonalds is far grosser. Flame-broiled goodness at the King!
big nasty kcnut
05-15-2005, 01:47 PM
Spangle better then mcdonalds or burger king.
Thig Lyfe
05-15-2005, 03:32 PM
BK pwns McD.
Bob Dole
05-15-2005, 03:33 PM
Spangle better then mcdonalds or burger king.

For ****'s sake, Spackle is better than McDonal's or Burger King.
Taco John
05-15-2005, 04:28 PM
For ****'s sake, Spackle is better than McDonal's or Burger King.


I can see that Bob is going to be ever resourceful if there is ever a food emergency...
KCFalcon59
05-15-2005, 04:36 PM
They all suck
Frazod
05-15-2005, 04:46 PM
Wendy's is far and away the best of the national fast-food chains.

Burger King is okay.

McDonald's sucks ass.
Bowser
05-15-2005, 04:53 PM
Wendy's is far and away the best of the national fast-food chains.

Burger King is okay.

McDonald's sucks ass.

Agreed. The only thing I can stomach at McD's anymore is the double cheeseburger. The rest gives me the heaves.
Thig Lyfe
05-15-2005, 04:54 PM
The only thing that would be creepier would be to have Psicosis's blog featured on NFL.com.
ZootedGranny
05-15-2005, 05:12 PM
http://home.kc.rr.com/mkbaslee/god.jpg
tk13
05-15-2005, 05:36 PM
This is great news! You see that new commercial? He stares down Darth Vader, and owns him. That's toughness right there. If they let the commercial run about 15 seconds longer Darth would've gotten the beatdown of his life.
BigMeatballDave
05-15-2005, 06:45 PM
McD's is shit. BK is just the same stuff they served in the 70's. - they need a change in their menu. Rally's/Checkers sandwich's are pretty good...
BigMeatballDave
05-15-2005, 06:47 PM
Oh, and that King is too ghey...
gblowfish
05-15-2005, 07:20 PM
The only thing that creeps me out more than the Burger King is Al Davis! Now if BK and the NFL REALLY want to get creative....

Let's REALLY scare people!!
VonneMarie
05-15-2005, 07:29 PM
The only thing that creeps me out more than the Burger King is Al Davis! Now if BK and the NFL REALLY want to get creative....

Let's REALLY scare people!!
Rep. ROFL
RealSNR
05-15-2005, 07:49 PM
All of you guys have glass vaginas. That BK plastic head to you is like what clowns are to Otter. That thing is weird, but it's not creepy.
stevieray
05-15-2005, 07:50 PM
http://home.kc.rr.com/mkbaslee/god.jpg


zooted comes through again.
KcMizzou
05-15-2005, 07:52 PM
All of you guys have glass vaginas. That BK plastic head to you is like what clowns are to Otter. That thing is weird, but it's not creepy.I think he should replace Sluggerrrrrrrrrr as the Royals mascot.
VonneMarie
05-15-2005, 07:55 PM
I think he should replace Sluggerrrrrrrrrr as the Royals mascot.
First off, NO.

Secondly, where the hell have you been?
KcMizzou
05-15-2005, 08:00 PM
First off, NO.

Secondly, where the hell have you been?witness protection program


I've been around... just don't post nearly as much. The Planet's been "Websensed" at work.
tk13
05-15-2005, 08:03 PM
To reflect the NFL's new found glory, I've changed my adopt-a-Chief.
VonneMarie
05-15-2005, 08:16 PM
To reflect the NFL's new found glory, I've changed my adopt-a-Chief.
You can't adopt him. He's not a KC Chief! :shake:
RealSNR
05-15-2005, 08:17 PM
You can't adopt him. He's not a KC Chief! :shake:Anybody as cool as the king must be a KC Chief
chop
05-15-2005, 08:20 PM
That's funny that others think he's creepy too. I thought it was just me.
teedubya
05-15-2005, 08:20 PM
As long as I get to see the Girls with the Nice Caboose [ Vida] every sunday... I have no problem with this
Nzoner
05-15-2005, 08:21 PM
The King looks stoned,is BK gonna start staying open till 2a.m.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=41838&stc=1
VonneMarie
05-15-2005, 08:24 PM
Anybody as cool as the king must be a KC Chief
:Lin:
tk13
05-15-2005, 08:25 PM
You can't adopt him. He's not a KC Chief! :shake:
He's a King. A king is a chief... he's the chief of Burger King. Therefore I have adopted him.
chop
05-15-2005, 08:27 PM
As long as I get to see the Girls with the Nice Caboose [ Vida] every sunday... I have no problem with this

That one is not the problem. It's the one that has the King stalking that guy outside of his house and moving closer and closer until he's right up on the guy. It's like a scary movie.
VonneMarie
05-15-2005, 08:28 PM
He's a King. A king is a chief... he's the chief of Burger King. Therefore I have adopted him.
I bet he can't play OLB. :harumph:
BigMeatballDave
05-15-2005, 08:35 PM
All of you guys have glass vaginas. That BK plastic head to you is like what clowns are to Otter. That thing is weird, but it's not creepy.Its not creepy, a little ghey, maybe. The one ad where the guy wakes up and that thing is in his bed is a little creepy, and ghey...
BigMeatballDave
05-15-2005, 08:38 PM
I bet he can't play OLB. :harumph:He probably could have the past few years...
sparkky
05-15-2005, 08:44 PM
I would prefer to wake up dead rather than wake up "with the king".
please SHOOT ME NOW!!!!
I can only hope that Jared from Subway shoves a cold horsecock sandwich up the kings throne!!!
stevieray
05-15-2005, 09:15 PM
The King looks stoned,is BK gonna start staying open till 2a.m.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=41838&stc=1


I bet just when everyone least expects it, it's gonna talk and freak everyone out.
trndobrd
05-15-2005, 09:59 PM
Why couldn't the NFL have done a deal with Carl's Jr. I could watch that gal ride the mechanical bull while eating a burger at every commercial break.

http://www.carlsjr.com/home
(click on the Maxim)
RealSNR
05-15-2005, 11:24 PM
I would prefer to wake up dead rather than wake up "with the king".
please SHOOT ME NOW!!!!
I can only hope that Jared from Subway shoves a cold horsecock sandwich up the kings throne!!!It's not going to be Jared. The general Planet concensus is that Ronald McDonald could kick Jared's ass. I really don't expect Jared to beat the king when he has had "angry clown sex" performed on his dead carcass.
Rausch
05-15-2005, 11:44 PM
I bet just when everyone least expects it, it's gonna talk and freak everyone out.

That thig has alwayse freaked me out. Seriously, I whish someone would kill it....
BigMeatballDave
05-16-2005, 01:48 AM
Why couldn't the NFL have done a deal with Carl's Jr. I could watch that gal ride the mechanical bull while eating a burger at every commercial break.

http://www.carlsjr.com/home
(click on the Maxim)Its Hardee's in my neck of the woods. Whats with that, can't they decide on a name?
Bob Dole
05-16-2005, 05:28 AM
Its not creepy, a little ghey, maybe. The one ad where the guy wakes up and that thing is in his bed is a little creepy, and ghey...

Especdially when you realize he's meatnormous.
RealSNR
05-16-2005, 05:48 AM
Its Hardee's in my neck of the woods. Whats with that, can't they decide on a name?No kidding. Besides, I can't get these nasty images of Carl Peterson out of my head when I hear the name "Carl's Jr"
KChiefs1
05-16-2005, 09:23 AM
I think ZootedGranny needs the caption:

Luke, I am your father.
Fire Me Boy!
05-16-2005, 10:25 AM
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ArrowheadHawk
05-16-2005, 10:34 AM
Sonic by far has the best burgers of all for a fast food joint.
Fire Me Boy!
05-16-2005, 10:36 AM
Sonic by far has the best burgers of all for a fast food joint.
Gotta disagree. Sonic's good, but Wendy's is better.
Bob Dole
08-30-2005, 07:22 PM
The creepy ****er just intercepted a pass and returned it for a TD.

It appears that Deion Sanders is behind the mask.
Thig Lyfe
08-30-2005, 07:36 PM
Gotta disagree. Sonic's good, but Wendy's is better.

NO! I SLAP YOU!

Actually, Culver's is the absolute best, but they're so good it doesn't even qualify as "fast food".
OldTownChief
08-30-2005, 07:38 PM
Spangle better then mcdonalds or burger king.

I do some contract work for Spangles and if you knew some of the shit I know, you would never go near one again.
OldTownChief
08-30-2005, 07:41 PM
I do some contract work for Spangles and if you knew some of the shit I know, you would never go near one again.

But I also so work for the McDonald's, Wendy's, Dog & Shake's and some of them also cut corners but I'd have to say D&S is probably the cleanest. Spangles will some day make someone very, very, sick. Don't buy the Shakes.
Baby Lee
08-30-2005, 07:49 PM
No kidding. Besides, I can't get these nasty images of Carl Peterson out of my head when I hear the name "Carl's Jr"
When you hear 'Carl's Jr.' you just want to see his 'Linus.'

ROFL ROFL.