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JimNasium
05-17-2005, 12:18 PM
http://www.goodbyemag.com/nov99/Rayburn.jpg

Surely some of you remember this game. For those of you that don't just Google "Match Game" and "Gene Rayburn." Time for a Chiefsplanet version and I'll start. Whoever gets it right first is responsible for the next "match game."

Dr. Freudine has a verry weird patient named Skip Towne. When he asks him to stick out his tongue, he sticks out his blank!
big nasty kcnut
05-17-2005, 12:23 PM
his booty
Dartgod
05-17-2005, 12:23 PM
http://www.goodbyemag.com/nov99/Rayburn.jpg

Surely some of you remember this game. For those of you that don't just Google "Match Game" and "Gene Rayburn." Time for a Chiefsplanet version and I'll start. Whoever gets it right first is responsible for the next "match game."

Dr. Freudine has a verry weird patient named Skip Towne. When he asks him to stick out his tongue, he sticks out his blank!
DirecTV Dish? :shrug:
JimNasium
05-17-2005, 12:24 PM
DirecTV Dish? :shrug:
We have a winner. Dartgod is on the tee.
ptlyon
05-17-2005, 12:25 PM
Oh my - this is going to be fun.

Thanks Jimnausium!

teh rep
Dartgod
05-17-2005, 12:33 PM
We have a winner. Dartgod is on the tee.
There are a lot of strange characters posting at the Chiefsplanet. The strangest is some guy called Iowanian. When he breaks out his "Keyboard of Doom", you better watch out for your _______ !
Hammock Parties
05-17-2005, 12:37 PM
There are a lot of strange characters posting at the Chiefsplanet. The strangest is some guy called Iowanian. When he breaks out his "Keyboard of Doom", you better watch out for your _______ !

Baows?
Saulbadguy
05-17-2005, 12:37 PM
There are a lot of strange characters posting at the Chiefsplanet. The strangest is some guy called Iowanian. When he breaks out his "Keyboard of Doom", you better watch out for your _______ !
Meat banana?
Goapics1
05-17-2005, 12:38 PM
There are a lot of strange characters posting at the Chiefsplanet. The strangest is some guy called Iowanian. When he breaks out his "Keyboard of Doom", you better watch out for your _______ !

Hard drive?
cadmonkey
05-17-2005, 12:39 PM
Balloon knot?
JimNasium
05-17-2005, 12:39 PM
Skin Bra?
Dartgod
05-17-2005, 12:40 PM
Baows?
Yes, the only obvious answer.
Hammock Parties
05-17-2005, 12:41 PM
Yes, the only obvious answer.

w00t!

Give me a minute.
AustinChief
05-17-2005, 12:42 PM
http://www.kfcplainfield.com/sound/matchgame73.wav
big nasty kcnut
05-17-2005, 12:43 PM
Rear
Goapics1
05-17-2005, 12:43 PM
w00t!

Give me a minute.

Star Wars?
HC_Chief
05-17-2005, 12:44 PM
hehe, Gene always had the kewlest microphone :D
Hammock Parties
05-17-2005, 12:46 PM
Phobia has experienced many professions. He's traveled the world in the army, geeked around on computers and recently started being a handyman. But his true passion is ______!
Goapics1
05-17-2005, 12:47 PM
Phobia has experienced many professions. He's traveled the world in the army, geeked around on computers and recently started being a handyman. But his true passion is ______!
Cornholing?
ptlyon
05-17-2005, 12:48 PM
pink
HC_Chief
05-17-2005, 12:48 PM
Phobia has experienced many professions. He's traveled the world in the army, geeked around on computers and recently started being a handyman. But his true passion is ______!

Macrome condoms
Dartgod
05-17-2005, 12:50 PM
Phobia has experienced many professions. He's traveled the world in the army, geeked around on computers and recently started being a handyman. But his true passion is ______!

Mentos* Commercials?



*The Freshmaker™ :thumb:
shakesthecat
05-17-2005, 12:50 PM
Phobia has experienced many professions. He's traveled the world in the army, geeked around on computers and recently started being a handyman. But his true passion is ______!

Drawing charicatures of Charles Nelson Riley at county fairs
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 12:52 PM
Phobia has experienced many professions. He's traveled the world in the army, geeked around on computers and recently started being a handyman. But his true passion is ______!


donating his construction services to the noble people in the teaching profession.
Saulbadguy
05-17-2005, 12:55 PM
Phobia has experienced many professions. He's traveled the world in the army, geeked around on computers and recently started being a handyman. But his true passion is ______!
Banning gochiefs.
Hammock Parties
05-17-2005, 12:56 PM
Cornholing?

Close enough!
JimNasium
05-17-2005, 12:56 PM
making and modeling pink socks?
Dartgod
05-17-2005, 12:57 PM
Banning gochiefs.
I like this answer better.
Goapics1
05-17-2005, 12:57 PM
Close enough!

JimNasium's avatar reminds me of_______________!
Hammock Parties
05-17-2005, 12:58 PM
I like this answer better.

I've already announced the winner. :shrug:
Hammock Parties
05-17-2005, 12:59 PM
JimNasium's avatar reminds me of_______________!

George W. Bush?
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 01:02 PM
JimNasium's avatar reminds me of_______________!


John Wayne Gacy's 23rd victim.
Goapics1
05-17-2005, 01:06 PM
John Wayne Gacy's 23rd victim.

We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 02:01 PM
We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


cdcox is a longstanding Chiefsplanet member who is a professor. He says that the most valuable thing that he teaches his students is ______
Braincase
05-17-2005, 02:05 PM
cdcox is a longstanding Chiefsplanet member who is a professor. He says that the most valuable thing that he teaches his students is ______

STFD & STFU
ptlyon
05-17-2005, 02:05 PM
to swallow?
JimNasium
05-17-2005, 02:23 PM
cdcox is a longstanding Chiefsplanet member who is a professor. He says that the most valuable thing that he teaches his students is ______
I think you killed Match Game.
|Zach|
05-17-2005, 02:25 PM
I think you killed Match Game.

ROFL
Hammock Parties
05-17-2005, 02:33 PM
Humility.
chagrin
05-17-2005, 02:44 PM
The Air Speed Velocity of an unladen swallow
Ultra Peanut
05-17-2005, 02:46 PM
Macrame?
Hammock Parties
05-17-2005, 02:49 PM
The Air Speed Velocity of an unladen swallow

An African or European swallow? :D
chagrin
05-17-2005, 02:57 PM
An African or European swallow? :D


Uh, I don't know that!
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 02:57 PM
STFD & STFU


50 points to the gentleman in the back row.
Ultra Peanut
05-17-2005, 02:58 PM
Wow, you kind of left us hanging.
chagrin
05-17-2005, 03:09 PM
and now...?
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 03:18 PM
I blame braincase for this. I did my part.
Ultra Peanut
05-17-2005, 03:20 PM
"Forgetful Fred was so forgetful..."
"HOW FORGETFUL WAS HE?"
"He was so forgetful, every time someone asked him a question, he drew a blank!"
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 03:26 PM
Well, that's not suggestive at all.

I remember back in the day Game Show Network used to show a commercial that had Gene slipping some broad some tongue on the show.

I remember some blooper show where he told a woman that she had beautiful nipples. He meant to say dimples. Hilarity ensued.
RealSNR
05-17-2005, 04:48 PM
JimNasium's avatar reminds me of_______________!A shoddily-crafted wooden doll of Trent Green
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 05:37 PM
The Air Speed Velocity of an unladen swallow

Okay, braincase is disqualified and we have a new winner.


This thread is not going to die on my watch! Not now, not tonight! LIVE, DAMMIT, LIVE! (Pounding on thread's chest).
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 05:42 PM
LIVE! LIVE! (Pound, pound, pound).

Give me the paddles! Clear!
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 05:45 PM
Again! I'm not going to let you die! Clear!

(Bzzzwhump.)
Rain Man
05-17-2005, 05:50 PM
(Sigh).

I'm calling it. Time of thread death: 5:48 p.m.

Now comes the hard part: telling JimNasium.


I know I shouldn't get this attached to my posts, but I can't help it. You see them all young and bright and full of promise, and you think you can save them, and then ... (choking back tears). All I can do is press on and think about the threads that I have saved, the ones that have gone to live for another 30, 40, even 50 posts. Those are the ones that make the pain of losing one bearable.
Skip Towne
05-17-2005, 05:52 PM
This thread sucks and can't be saved.
siberian khatru
05-17-2005, 05:55 PM
This thread had slipped into a permanent vegetative state long ago -- a fate worse than death. Only zealots would want to keep it "alive" against its will.

Trust me, this is what the thread would've wanted.
chagrin
05-17-2005, 06:21 PM
Okay, braincase is disqualified and we have a new winner.


This thread is not going to die on my watch! Not now, not tonight! LIVE, DAMMIT, LIVE! (Pounding on thread's chest).


Thanks dude, that answer was Gold Jerry, Gold! Too bad I wasn't there to help save this thread...that is unless...?
JimNasium
05-17-2005, 08:09 PM
Good Lord. This thread has gone nowhere. I suggest that we talk about boobies.
Hammock Parties
05-17-2005, 08:10 PM
Good Lord. This thread has gone nowhere. I suggest that we talk about boobies.

How about Paris Hilton's new rack?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050515/i/r76030005.jpg?x=240&y=345&sig=E3oA2wr6q5b5oz4To3Ussg--
tommykat
05-17-2005, 08:14 PM
Good Lord. This thread has gone nowhere. I suggest that we talk about boobies.

heehee..............but you have gochiefs what more could you ask......ROFL
JimNasium
05-17-2005, 08:14 PM
http://www.sfu.ca/~vtho/jpg/vegas/valtash-boobies.jpg
ptlyon
05-18-2005, 01:50 PM
This sucks. This thread had full potential too.
Rain Man
05-18-2005, 01:57 PM
This sucks. This thread had full potential too.

I can't save them all, dammit! I can't ... save ... them all.