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chiefs4me
05-21-2005, 01:28 PM
Things to wonder about...
If a 911 operator has a heart attack...who do they call for help.
If you drink Pepsi at work in the coke factory...will they fire you.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box.
How important do you have to be before you are considered assassinated instead of just murdered.
Why is there a light in the fridge....but not the freezer.
Domino's boxes are not square anymore.
Skip Towne
05-21-2005, 01:35 PM
Things to wonder about...
If a 911 operator has a heart attack...who do they call for help.
If you drink Pepsi at work in the coke factory...will they fire you.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box.
How important do you have to be before you are considered assassinated instead of just murdered.
Why is there a light in the fridge....but not the freezer.
Shut up woman. Leave those things to the men.
Hammock Parties
05-21-2005, 01:36 PM
It would be more difficult to grab and cut pizza in a round box.
4th and Long
05-21-2005, 01:37 PM
Things to wonder about...
If a 911 operator has a heart attack...who do they call for help.
No one. The person sitting next to you is a trained professional. 911 operators don't work alone.
If you drink Pepsi at work in the coke factory...will they fire you.
You betcha!
Why does a round pizza come in a square box.
Not all pizzas come in boxes.
http://www.alaskandreams.net/foodprices/food29.jpg
How important do you have to be before you are considered assassinated instead of just murdered.
Heads of state, government officials, blah blah blah
Why is there a light in the fridge....but not the freezer.
Given food can shift in a freezer, lightbulbs tends to shatter in that sort of condition.
Skip Towne
05-21-2005, 01:40 PM
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Hammock Parties
05-21-2005, 01:40 PM
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Force of habit?
Wile_E_Coyote
05-21-2005, 01:40 PM
live below your means
Not to take away from the original questions on this thread, but there was something someone gave me at work last night that I could not figure out:
I was conceived during the Civil War.
I come alive every year in March.
I was banned in some states during the 50's.
My detail really comes out when you hold me up to the light.
I rhyme with enchilada.
A song was written about me in the early 80's.
If you sit on me, you might not be able to get up.
What am I?
Some of our employees came up with "marijuana". Does that really rhyme with enchilada though? Close enough I guess. Just something else to think about.
4th and Long
05-21-2005, 01:42 PM
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Uniform dress code. :p
4th and Long
05-21-2005, 01:45 PM
I rhyme with enchilada.
http://www.discounthawaiicarrental.com/cars/miata.jpg
I know, I know, it's not a Miata but hey, it rhymes better than marijuana!
Thinking about it, I guess marijuana would rhyme with enchilada if you were smoking some. :bong:
:shrug:
4th and Long
05-21-2005, 01:50 PM
Thinking about it, I guess marijuana would rhyme with enchilada if you were smoking some. :bong:
:shrug:
And just how would you know that young lady? :hmmm:
And just how would you know that young lady? :hmmm:
Oh please...who hasn't tried it at least once? I'm not into it though. I had a roomie when I was 19 that did it quite often.
I don't judge people who do, but I couldn't live around it.
Anyway......
Just a few more for you...
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do 24/7 convenient stores have locks on the doors?
I used to know a lot more of those, but my mind is drawing a blank.
4th and Long
05-21-2005, 02:00 PM
Oh please...who hasn't tried it at least once? I'm not into it though. I had a roomie when I was 19 that did it quite often.
I don't judge people who do, but I couldn't live around it.
Anyway......
I know lots of people who have never tried it, although, I'm not one of those people. When I was a teen, I smoked like a chimney. Then I realized it only did 3 things for me. Made me hungry, made me thirsty and then make me tired. When I discovered I did all those things on my own without smoking dope, I was on the road to saving a TON of money!
I know lots of people who have never tried it, although, I'm not one of those people. When I was a teen, I smoked like a chimney. Then I realized it only did 3 things for me. Made me hungry, made me thirsty and then make me tired. When I discovered I did all those things on my own without smoking dope, I was on the road to saving a TON of money!
See, I was smart. I have NEVER bought my own. Smoked it on maybe 5-10 ocassions over the past 10 years, but it was always around other people who were passing it around. I was usually drunk at the time as well. It's been probably 2 years since I've done any of that.
4th and Long
05-21-2005, 02:06 PM
See, I was smart. I have NEVER bought my own. Smoked it on maybe 5-10 ocassions over the past 10 years, but it was always around other people who were passing it around. I was usually drunk at the time as well. It's been probably 2 years since I've done any of that.
Even if I had the desire to start up again, random drug testing at work makes that a baaaaaad idea!
PhogPhanTim
05-21-2005, 03:37 PM
Whatever happened to preparations A-G?
Whatever happened to preparations A-G?
The only hemorrhoid I know starts with an H.
big nasty kcnut
05-21-2005, 03:44 PM
Why does the spanish station don't have a button to translated the spanish to english.
Frazod
05-21-2005, 03:48 PM
Why does the spanish station don't have a button to translated the spanish to english.
Why is there no button that translates your posts into English? :spock:
Skip Towne
05-21-2005, 03:51 PM
Why does the spanish station don't have a button to translated the spanish to english.
I don't know why does it don't.
big nasty kcnut
05-21-2005, 04:09 PM
Also why Al Davis get to own a team when he clearly insane.
Rain Man
05-21-2005, 04:11 PM
Oh please...who hasn't tried it at least once?
Me.
Dave Lane
05-21-2005, 05:30 PM
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
big nasty kcnut
05-21-2005, 05:34 PM
Dave cause soon a volcano will make another island that we'll make into state.
chiefs4me
05-21-2005, 08:19 PM
Why does the spanish station don't have a button to translated the spanish to english.
That's a very good question....:p rep for you Kcnut.
Stinger
05-21-2005, 10:28 PM
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Logical
05-21-2005, 10:36 PM
...
Why is there a light in the fridge....but not the freezer.
Because you bought a cheap ass unit.
Skip Towne
05-21-2005, 11:40 PM
Because you bought a cheap ass unit.
ROFL
Big Chief Homer
05-22-2005, 07:22 AM
(If you drink Pepsi at work in the coke factory...will they fire you.)
A guy just got fired and is sueing Budweiser for being photographed at a bar drinking a coors light.
So i would say Yes.
andoman
05-22-2005, 07:57 AM
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
Just told this one to my 9 year old. He said, "It wouldn't make any difference because sponges filter feed."
:wayne:
4th and Long
05-22-2005, 07:59 AM
If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay and egg and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Ultra Peanut
05-22-2005, 08:01 AM
Only kcnut saved this thread from being the worst. thread. EVAR!
Shut up woman. Leave those things to the men.Yeah--err, hey!
chiefs4me
05-22-2005, 10:29 AM
Only kcnut saved this thread from being the worst. thread. EVAR!
Yeah--err, hey!
bite me girlfriend........
;)
chiefs4me
05-22-2005, 10:32 AM
I have more........
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea.......does that mean that one enjoys it?
Ever wonder what the speed of lighting would be if it didn't zigzag?
Isin't making a smoking section in a resturant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
If Fed Ex and Ups were to merge.....would they be called Fed Up?
4th and Long
05-22-2005, 10:35 AM
http://price.ou.edu/pcblabs/pcblabs_body/Classfiles/Class%20Files%20NP/BCC%20Media%20Files/StockImages/Stop%20Sign%20Guy.JPG
Abba-Dabba
05-22-2005, 10:41 AM
Not to take away from the original questions on this thread, but there was something someone gave me at work last night that I could not figure out:
I was conceived during the Civil War.
I come alive every year in March.
I was banned in some states during the 50's.
My detail really comes out when you hold me up to the light.
I rhyme with enchilada.
A song was written about me in the early 80's.
If you sit on me, you might not be able to get up.
What am I?
Some of our employees came up with "marijuana". Does that really rhyme with enchilada though? Close enough I guess. Just something else to think about.
Can't be marijuana. Marijuana has been in use for over 8000yrs. Plus, marijuana was nationally banned in 1937.
Ultra Peanut
05-22-2005, 08:20 PM
Aunt Jemima!
Rudy tossed tigger's salad
05-22-2005, 08:50 PM
Not to take away from the original questions on this thread, but there was something someone gave me at work last night that I could not figure out:
I was conceived during the Civil War.
I come alive every year in March.
I was banned in some states during the 50's.
My detail really comes out when you hold me up to the light.
I rhyme with enchilada.
A song was written about me in the early 80's.
If you sit on me, you might not be able to get up.
What am I?
Some of our employees came up with "marijuana". Does that really rhyme with enchilada though? Close enough I guess. Just something else to think about.
Pinata :shrug:
milkman
05-22-2005, 08:52 PM
Not to take away from the original questions on this thread, but there was something someone gave me at work last night that I could not figure out:
I was conceived during the Civil War.
I come alive every year in March.
I was banned in some states during the 50's.
My detail really comes out when you hold me up to the light.
I rhyme with enchilada.
A song was written about me in the early 80's.
If you sit on me, you might not be able to get up.
What am I?
Some of our employees came up with "marijuana". Does that really rhyme with enchilada though? Close enough I guess. Just something else to think about.
Do you like Pina' Colada's.
Ultra Peanut
05-22-2005, 09:44 PM
Spanish Armada!
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