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Bob Dole
05-24-2005, 04:42 PM
So it is written, so it shall be done.

Based on the comments of one of his biggest supporters (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2466247&highlight=gopher#post2466247), Bob Dole declared Rich Scanlon's nickname to be "Gopher" a full 9 days ago.

Now, ROYC75, who apparently can't even figure out how to turn off the CAPS LOCK KEY, comes on here today spouting his silly "Scanimal" crap and claiming to be THE PRESIDENT OF THE GOPHER SCANLON FAN CLUB.

Bob Dole posts this completely unbiased and scientifically valid poll and leaves it to you, the ChiefsPlanet Faithful, to decide Gophers true official nickname.

WilliamTheIrish
05-24-2005, 04:44 PM
Double gopher.

bogie
05-24-2005, 04:47 PM
To be in and/or name a fan club one should be an actual fan. It seems that the Roys are the only "real fans" of Scanimal, therefore I voted Scanimal by default.

Rain Man
05-24-2005, 04:49 PM
Where's my suggestion of Scabies?

bricks
05-24-2005, 04:51 PM
how about Nick "Gopher" Scanlon?

teedubya
05-24-2005, 04:51 PM
scanimal and Boomer... LBofF

Rain Man
05-24-2005, 04:54 PM
Where's my suggestion of Scab-gun?

bogie
05-24-2005, 04:56 PM
Brando and Scanfan are gonna kick your ass.

Well, Brando might just nibble at your knees or something... but, you better watch out for Scanfan.

Do they have season passes?

bricks
05-24-2005, 04:56 PM
How about the scanibalector....think that's a good nick name?

RealSNR
05-24-2005, 05:32 PM
I don't get why "gopher" Scanlon is funny

Bob Dole
05-24-2005, 08:37 PM
I don't get why "gopher" Scanlon is funny

It is not intended to be funny.

III proclaimed that Rich Scanlon pursed better than any other LB on the team, and everyone knows that the head purser is always named Gopher.

Bowser
05-24-2005, 08:48 PM
Matt Jones would be a good nickname for Scanlon.

Bob Dole
05-24-2005, 08:53 PM
Matt Jones would be a good nickname for Scanlon.

Don't you mean Jim Jones? Or was something lost in the Translation?

chiefs4me
05-24-2005, 09:17 PM
Well I think Scanlon is okay... and I like Roy sr. But I have to give my vote to Bob Dole, he was first to name him.

ROYC75
05-25-2005, 07:39 AM
Blah blah blah....... this is not ofiicial. Only excisting members need to vote. ( Members must be on the bandwagon, fully supportive and expecting to back Rich at all times when the evil planeteers convene)

At this present time, Mr Dole is not a current member, but a fraud only looking to benefit from the attention of naming a future talented player of our beloved Chiefs, a Gopher ?

Oh how the mighty have stooped to a new low..... suck it up Dole, ya know you have messed with the vote count with your mod abusive powers. ROFL

Repeat after me, it's Scanimal .......

KCTitus
05-25-2005, 07:53 AM
It is not intended to be funny.

III proclaimed that Rich Scanlon pursed better than any other LB on the team, and everyone knows that the head purser is always named Gopher.

That's almost as funny as the 'you will all bou down when Im proven right' comment.

ROYC75
05-25-2005, 08:09 AM
That's almost as funny as the 'you will all bou down when Im proven right' comment.


So what,a bad choise of words, green kids make green mistakes.......

But Dole's nickname of Gopher is intended to be funny.....( got to admit,it is, but I hate it, damn I hate it.) :banghead:

4321 Mr Dole..... :)

Scanfan55
05-25-2005, 08:33 AM
So what,a bad choise of words, green kids make green mistakes.......

But Dole's nickname of Gopher is intended to be funny.....( got to admit,it is, but I hate it, damn I hate it.) :banghead:

4321 Mr Dole..... :)

I'm not too fond of any of those names. But, did you hear that Rich was named NFLE Defensive Player of the week again? Wahoo! :clap:

ChiefsCountry
05-25-2005, 08:35 AM
To be in and/or name a fan club one should be an actual fan. It seems that the Roys are the only "real fans" of Scanimal, therefore I voted Scanimal by default.

Aren't the Roys the only fans of Scanlon anyway.

chagrin
05-25-2005, 09:00 AM
I don't get why "gopher" Scanlon is funny


This is why:

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Originally Posted by royr17
Mitchell over purses...Scanlon on there other side is faster then Mitchell, doesnt over purse...
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Clearly, Scanlon is the superior purser on this ship.

Bob Dole declares that from this point forward, Rich Scanlon shall be known as "Gopher" Scanlon.

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That is good comedy dude, laughed my ass off :clap:

ROYC75
05-25-2005, 09:01 AM
I'm not too fond of any of those names. But, did you hear that Rich was named NFLE Defensive Player of the week again? Wahoo! :clap:

I did, that's the 2nd of those such awards.

BTW, I thought Scanimal was far better than Gopher. :)

After all , he is playing like a possessed animal........... Scanimal :)

chagrin
05-25-2005, 09:02 AM
I'm not too fond of any of those names. But, did you hear that Rich was named NFLE Defensive Player of the week again? Wahoo! :clap:






about that picture...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, make it stop!!
That is worse the EDNdelt's Grigsby avatar

Scanfan55
05-25-2005, 09:16 AM
about that picture...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, make it stop!!
That is worse the EDNdelt's Grigsby avatar

I kinda like it, myself. :)

Scanimal, huh? Well, that's not what I would call him. But, C'est la vie.

ROYC75
05-25-2005, 09:50 AM
So it is written, so it shall be done.

Based on the comments of one of his biggest supporters (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2466247&highlight=gopher#post2466247), Bob Dole declared Rich Scanlon's nickname to be "Gopher" a full 9 days ago.

Now, ROYC75, who apparently can't even figure out how to turn off the CAPS LOCK KEY, comes on here today spouting his silly "Scanimal" crap and claiming to be THE PRESIDENT OF THE GOPHER SCANLON FAN CLUB.

Bob Dole posts this completely unbiased and scientifically valid poll and leaves it to you, the ChiefsPlanet Faithful, to decide Gophers true official nickname.


I smell a coup....... No bipartisan on this BB. :rolleyes:

Rain Man
05-25-2005, 09:59 AM
Maybe we should call him O.J., because he's a running back killer.

ROYC75
05-25-2005, 10:02 AM
Maybe we should call him O.J., because he's a running back killer.


Now that was bad, not funny at all. Totally unacceptable.

Rain Man
05-25-2005, 10:04 AM
Now that was bad, not funny at all. Totally unacceptable.

I was originally going to suggest the name of Fred Lane's girlfriend, but I didn't know if everyone would remember that.

Wile_E_Coyote
05-25-2005, 10:08 AM
Richard Scallion
Dick Weed

ROYC75
05-25-2005, 10:09 AM
I was originally going to suggest the name of Fred Lane's girlfriend, but I didn't know if everyone would remember that.


Your standards are slipping a bit, how long before you get to the dark side ? :hmmm:



















j/k

ROFL

chagrin
05-25-2005, 10:23 AM
Maybe we should call him O.J., because he's a running back killer.


don't you mean, Killer Running Back?

Pants
05-25-2005, 10:51 AM
Has anybody mentioned Scat-lon yet?

Phobia
05-25-2005, 11:13 AM
Has anybody mentioned Scat-lon yet?

Yeah - whomever the ****ing genius was who came up with that one should be paid for his efforts. Simply brilliant. Sure wish I knew who it was.

Pants
05-25-2005, 11:23 AM
Yeah - whomever the ****ing genius was who came up with that one should be paid for his efforts. Simply brilliant. Sure wish I knew who it was.

Yeah, I thought I saw it somewhere before, didn't know where. Must've been ENDelt or something. :shrug:

ROYC75
05-25-2005, 12:21 PM
Bah....... a complete bias poll.

BTA, I expected it.:D

keg in kc
05-25-2005, 12:26 PM
A couple of years from now his nickname will be "who?"

Bob Dole
05-25-2005, 12:29 PM
A couple of years from now his nickname will be "who?"

Just like Fred Grandy.

Cormac
05-25-2005, 02:07 PM
Matt Jones would be a good nickname for Scanlon.

That is damn funny ROFL

ExtremeChief
05-25-2005, 02:17 PM
I'm gonna call him Scrod.

Cause something is fishy with the Roylovefest goin on.

Edubs
05-25-2005, 02:50 PM
compromise.........Scanimalopher

keg in kc
05-25-2005, 03:08 PM
compromise.........ScanimalopherScanimopher? Scanipher? King Dong the offense killer?