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Fat Elvis
05-26-2005, 06:42 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050526/ap_on_sp_bk_ne/bkn_o_neal_undercover

Uh, no, I'm not an internationally known basketball superstar; I'm, uh, a hardened drug dealer and murderer, yeah, that's it.
Rain Man
05-26-2005, 06:47 PM
Maybe he could wear a dress and help do prostitution stings.
Rausch
05-26-2005, 07:11 PM
I think if he's serious it's very admirable.
gblowfish
05-26-2005, 07:17 PM
Maybe they could put him back on tracking sexual predators like Kobe....
el borracho
05-26-2005, 09:03 PM
I'm trying to think of a joke that ties this to David Lee Roth's new profession.

Somebody help me out.
Frazod
05-26-2005, 09:19 PM
Elvis tried to do something very similar to this - he actually went to the White House unannounced and tried to get Nixon to hook him up with a federal gig.

HBO did a movie about it a couple of years ago. It was pretty funny.
teedubya
05-26-2005, 09:29 PM
Maybe they could put him back on tracking sexual predators like Kobe....


"Hey Kobe... Dont be Rapin'. " -MadTV
Valiant
05-26-2005, 10:09 PM
Well hey at least he will be one black basketball player that is legally carrying a concealed weapon... :p
Skip Towne
05-26-2005, 10:14 PM
Elvis tried to do something very similar to this - he actually went to the White House unannounced and tried to get Nixon to hook him up with a federal gig.

HBO did a movie about it a couple of years ago. It was pretty funny.
What? Never heard anything about this. What kind of federal gig?
Frazod
05-26-2005, 10:19 PM
What? Never heard anything about this. What kind of federal gig?

http://www.super70s.com/Super70s/News/1970/December/21-Elvis_Meets_Nixon.asp

Unbelievable, but true.
Ultra Peanut
05-27-2005, 06:34 AM
Olden Polynice is positively dying of jealousy right now.

What? Never heard anything about this. What kind of federal gig?It was actually mentioned on one of the Jeopardy! Ultimate Tournament of Champions semifinal games. I got it right. Booya, grandpa.
Skip Towne
05-27-2005, 06:38 AM
Olden Polynice is positively dying of jealousy right now.

It was actually mentioned on one of the Jeopardy! Ultimate Tournament of Champions semifinal games. I got it right. Booya, grandpa.
Geez, I need to stay in more.
Ultra Peanut
05-27-2005, 06:39 AM
Geez, I need to stay in more.It does wonders for... something, I'm sure.
Ultra Peanut
05-27-2005, 06:41 AM
Olden Polynice is positively dying of jealousy right now.<img src="http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/sigmas/graphics/opolynice.jpg" style="width: 115px; height: 175px; border: 0" alt="" />
"DAMN that Shaq!"
whoman69
05-27-2005, 02:50 PM
What a joke.