Lion kills 28 and injures 14

[HemiEd]

Sorry if this is a repost, I did not see it.
LION (http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm)

[wildcat09]

i am not really sure why but i sort chuckled when i read this. i do have one question. 47 were in the fight, 28 died and 14 were injured, then what happened to the other 5?

[HemiEd]

i am not really sure why but i sort chuckled when i read this.

It sparked several reactions with me. I feel sorry for the ones mamed and killed, but kind of want to say good job to the lion. He was just being a Lion.

[wildcat09]

i do feel bad for the midgets but its like my mom would have said to me when i was a kid "if you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me!" I also see an image of a lion kicking the sh*t out of 47 midgets and that strikes me as a little funny.

[Ultra Peanut]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=116524

[HemiEd]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=116524

Well Darn! But your attachment is funny enough that it made it all worth it! ROFL

[PastorMikH]

i am not really sure why but i sort chuckled when i read this. i do have one question. 47 were in the fight, 28 died and 14 were injured, then what happened to the other 5?


They must have been smart enough to either run or not show up.


To think that a group of people could whip a lion barehanded is ridiculous.

[KcMizzou]

I also see an image of a lion kicking the sh*t out of 47 midgets and that strikes me as a little funny. ROFL

"Cambodian Midget Fighting League"

Hell... just that by itself is friggin hilarious!

[Nzoner]

ROFL

"Cambodian Midget Fighting League"

Hell... just that by itself is friggin hilarious!

Have you checked your smokes?

[BigOlChiefsfan]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

[Frazod]

ROFL

"Cambodian Midget Fighting League"

Hell... just that by itself is friggin hilarious!

I guess they'll have to change the name to the "Cambodian Midget Appetizer League." :D

Darwin would have loved these guys.

I'm guessing ROMAN HISTORY isn't an offered course at the local communist high schools, eh?

[BigVE]

I was waiting for the punch line but all there really was was a MUNCH line! (ooh, thats bad...poor little midgets anyways)

The lion probably had NO idea that humans came in snack sizes too. (thats bad too)

I dont think 42 FULL size men would have had much more chance unless the lion would have filled up a bit faster and not been hungry at the end.

[Braincase]

...what happened to the other 5?


Dude. Midget Ninja Samurai! (http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=32625)

[Ultra Peanut]

Dude. Midget Ninja Samurai! (http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=32625)Hee. It's like a tiny little ass-kicking Ray Hudson!

[Hydrae]

Dude. Midget Ninja Samurai! (http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=32625)


Tattoo, no!

[alanm]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

See, There's always gotta be one guy that has to come out and shit all over a perfectly good day thread. :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :)

[HemiEd]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

I feel much better now, the midgets are ok. ROFL

[BigOlChiefsfan]

See, There's always gotta be one guy that has to come out and shit all over a perfectly good day thread. :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :)

I prefer to think of it as fertilizing a perfectly good thread.

I feel much better now, the midgets are ok.

Before you relax, I hear that all the Cambodian midgets owe big gambling debts to their manager, and this fake news story has got him thinking. Lions are hard to come by in Cambodia, but medium sized salt water crocodiles are a dime a dozen. 2=2=4, 48+12=potential profitcenter, he's been known to say.

[HemiEd]

I prefer to think of it as fertilizing a perfectly good thread.



Before you relax, I hear that all the Cambodian midgets owe big gambling debts to their manager, and this fake news story has got him thinking. Lions are hard to come by in Cambodia, but medium sized salt water crocodiles are a dime a dozen. 2=2=4, 48+12=potential profitcenter, he's been known to say.

I feel very confident they could handle one of those salt water crocs especially if they tussle in fresh water.

[alanm]

I feel very confident they could handle one of those salt water crocs especially if they tussle in fresh water.
They could probably find a tiger easy enough. Though the ones in Cambodia and Vietnam aren't quite as big as Indian tigers though.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

I feel very confident they could handle one of those salt water crocs especially if they tussle in fresh water.

Yeah, you put those salt water crocs in fresh water, they instantly lose all their super-powers. And those midgets are probably like SpongeBob Squarepants; able to expand in said fresh water until they're medium sized Cambodians. That's mighty sly. Those pint sized pugilists are almost as wily as Canadians.

[whoman69]

speechless

[HemiEd]

Yeah, you put those salt water crocs in fresh water, they instantly lose all their super-powers. And those midgets are probably like SpongeBob Squarepants; able to expand in said fresh water until they're medium sized Cambodians. That's mighty sly. Those pint sized pugilists are almost as wily as Canadians.
ROFL



speechless
ROFL