Excellent time waster - Deadwood scripts

[Brock]

Jane: Keep your ****ing distance! (Doc looks up and over at the window) Remain on your side of the street! (We see Jane, hanging by one leg from her patient horse) Do not interfere with me in any way! Chinese ****sucker!

Doc: Well, you are an entangled inebriate, are you not?

Jane: This happens to be a rig and contraption of my own devising against repeated accidental falls that has temporarily malfunctioned.



ROFL



http://members.aol.com/chatarama/

[|Zach|]

You must be really bored.

[Baby Lee]

Been downloading and reading them since I found the site after the first ep this year.

Big surprise, eh?

[Brock]

You must be really bored.

If I was really bored (and useless), I'd devote a web page to cactuses shaped like penises.

[|Zach|]

If I was really bored (and useless), I'd devote a web page to cactuses shaped like penises.That site pays the rent. Thanks for visiting though; I hope you enjoyed.

[homey]

Allow me a moment’s silence, Mr. Hearst. Sir, I am having a digestive crisis. And must focus on suppressing it’s expression.

I think this was my favorite line of this season.

[Baby Lee]

I think this was my favorite line of this season.
Watch it again, and you'll catch Wolcott/Dillahunt suppressing the giggles.