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ChiefFripp
06-02-2005, 09:20 PM
I really do not know where Donkey fans get off calling KC fans Mullet heads. Is it because that KC Wolf dude sports one? I mean I have lived in Overland Park 95% of my life and the only mullets I remember seeing were soccer mullets in middleschool. If somebody has a differing opinion please share because I just don't see where this mullet trash talk comes from.

Bowser
06-02-2005, 09:22 PM
I really do not know where Donkey fans get off calling KC fans Mullet heads. Is it because that KC Wolf dude sports one? I mean I have lived in Overland Park 95% of my life and the only mulletts i remember seeing were soccer mullets in middleschool. If somebody has a differing opnion please share because I just don't see where this mullet trash talk comes from.

I see you don't make it to Grandview or Independence very often.

Rain Man
06-02-2005, 09:30 PM
I met JimNasium a while back, and I seem to remember that he has a mullet.

Phobia
06-02-2005, 10:05 PM
My parents wouldn't allow it, so despite what you may or may not see in my senior pictures I couldn't have had one. Best decision my parents ever made.

Slayer Diablo
06-02-2005, 10:07 PM
I don't believe I've seen more than 2 mullets in Kansas City since I moved here...

ChiTown
06-02-2005, 10:08 PM
I wear a pubic mullet. The chics loved it...............

penchief
06-02-2005, 10:08 PM
I don't know how mullets ended up on rednecks but the first mullet I ever saw was on David Bowie. I'm thinking back to the Ziggy Stardust/Aladdin Sane/Diamond Dogs era (circa, 1971 thru 1974).

If anyone can predate the Bowie mullet then I'd be interested in hearing about it, especially if it rested on the scalp of a lumberjack.

jspchief
06-02-2005, 10:28 PM
There was a time when mullets were pretty popular. I guess I had a bit of a mullet, but the front and sides weren't super short, so maybe it didn't qualify.

KC Dan
06-02-2005, 10:54 PM
must resist to post it, must resist posting picture.... you know who you are

Iowanian
06-02-2005, 11:18 PM
dartgod had a mullet that made Billy Ray Cyrus and Joe Dirt jealous.

wazu
06-02-2005, 11:46 PM
I had one in 1987. And I know there is a special place in hell reserved just for me.

cdcox
06-02-2005, 11:53 PM
My hair sins were confined to the '70s. I had the white man's afro.

J Diddy
06-03-2005, 12:03 AM
My hair sins were confined to the '70s. I had the white man's afro.


Kareem abdul whitey?

How big did it get?

cdcox
06-03-2005, 12:29 AM
Kareem abdul whitey?

How big did it get?

I was 6-2 with the afro, 6-0 without. {\Fletch}

At its best (date night) it was probably 50% longer than Napoleon Dynamite's, but without the part.

In fact remove the part from the hair and close the mouth and I could have been ND's twin. I even had a suit exactly like his.

Megbert
06-03-2005, 01:20 AM
Mid to late 80's I was known to sport one here and there. Hey I lived in a trailer too. Wanna make something of it?

Den9899
06-03-2005, 01:22 AM
I have a fake mullet wig. When board, me and my buddies like to get drunk, and proceed to go to Wal-Mart with it on and act like drunk white trash. No one notices. :(

Pitt Gorilla
06-03-2005, 01:39 AM
Barry Melrose?

Over-Head
06-03-2005, 02:14 AM
Mid to late 80's I was known to sport one here and there. Hey I lived in a trailer too. Wanna make something of it?
So you've a convert from Silver and Black to Red and Gold eh?

BigMeatballDave
06-03-2005, 02:19 AM
Like an idiot, I wore my mullet 'til '95. Not sure WTF I was thinking...

JimNasium
06-03-2005, 04:16 AM
I met JimNasium a while back, and I seem to remember that he has a mullet.I find that my mullet provides me with confidence in most business and social settings.

stumppy
06-03-2005, 04:22 AM
Mullets are pu$$y gettin motherfuggers.

JimNasium
06-03-2005, 04:24 AM
Mullets are pu$$y gettin motherfuggers.
And pimp, don't forget how pimp they are.

stumppy
06-03-2005, 04:28 AM
And pimp, don't forget how pimp they are.


Thats righteous.

wildcat09
06-03-2005, 04:51 AM
especially if you have the firebird/camaro to match

Kerberos
06-03-2005, 05:44 AM
especially if you have the firebird/camaro to match

That is a Dodge Charger you are refering to I am pretty sure!

:D



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Goapics1
06-03-2005, 06:05 AM
I had one in early '90's. Looked like a total douche bag.

chagrin
06-03-2005, 06:06 AM
Yep, I had one, but nobody in Louisiana knew what the name of it was. Everybody had them down there at the time...the 80s!

Mile High Mania
06-03-2005, 06:14 AM
I think most that grew up during the mid to late 80s were seriously close to having a mullet or pseduo-mullet. I know I danced along that fine line of 'wanna be' metal haircut and mullet.

Baby Lee
06-03-2005, 06:49 AM
Mullets ain't sh!t. Anyone remember the short-lived preppy backside perm for boys?

jspchief
06-03-2005, 06:50 AM
I find that my mullet provides me with confidence in most business and social settings.

Business in the front, party in the back...

JimNasium
06-03-2005, 06:51 AM
Mullets ain't sh!t. Anyone remember the short-lived preppy backside perm for boys?
ROFL Good Lord that was awful. If you sported that, a pair of parachute pants and some checkerboard vans you were the chit.

Skip Towne
06-03-2005, 06:59 AM
Mullets ain't sh!t. Anyone remember the short-lived preppy backside perm for boys?
Which one is you?

CanadianChief
06-03-2005, 07:01 AM
Mullets are sweet!!!! You just gotta keep on keepin'!

chagrin
06-03-2005, 07:10 AM
Sorry if this has been posted before but:


rate my mullet (www.ratemymullet.com)

MOhillbilly
06-03-2005, 07:21 AM
hey hey...know where you hide the money from a dirthead????




under the soap.:)

Bwana
06-03-2005, 07:24 AM
dartgod had a mullet that made Billy Ray Cyrus and Joe Dirt jealous.

Well if he won't post a picture of it, I damn sure will! :evil:

ROYC75
06-03-2005, 07:39 AM
Well if he won't post a picture of it, I damn sure will! :evil:


ROFL ROFL ROFL

Iowanian
06-03-2005, 08:03 AM
I have a fake mullet wig. When board, me and my buddies like to get drunk, and proceed to go to Wal-Mart with it on and act like drunk white trash. No one notices. :(

They just figure that you're a snaggle toothed, biatch mullethead donkey fan.....doubt they'd be suprised to see you and your friends urinating on each other in the parkinglot......sick effers.

HC_Chief
06-03-2005, 08:04 AM
Who gives a shit what donkey fans think? Seriously - they're f*cktards.

Iowanian
06-03-2005, 08:05 AM
OK...Here's mine

HC_Chief
06-03-2005, 08:08 AM
OK...Here's mine

Look's like you've been headbutting kneecaps.

Goapics1
06-03-2005, 08:09 AM
Look's like you've been headbutting kneecaps.
ROFL

ct
06-03-2005, 08:09 AM
In the late 80's in high school, sure.

Iowanian
06-03-2005, 08:10 AM
your sister's muff wore that callous.....its hard earned. She's very difficult to please.

HC_Chief
06-03-2005, 08:11 AM
your sister's muff wore that callous.....its hard earned. She's very difficult to please.

Probably because she's my brother, you near-sighted dwarf.

Ohhhh... the crying game.....

Iowanian
06-03-2005, 08:13 AM
nice.


It could be your brother I guess. If so, you're both hung like a prepubecent grasshopper.

HC_Chief
06-03-2005, 08:16 AM
nice.


It could be your brother I guess. If so, you're both hung like a prepubecent grasshopper.

You only think so because you're only tall enough to reach the first 4" danglin'

KC Dan
06-03-2005, 09:30 AM
If we don't have a Dartmullet pic in this thread I'm going to riot.
Ok, I give - sorry:

Goapics1
06-03-2005, 09:31 AM
Ok, I give - sorry:
nice and well groomed. :clap:

Rain Man
06-03-2005, 10:17 AM
A friend of my wife's runs a charity event every year that I find very painful. I like costume parties, but this is a costume party where only about 25 percent of the people have to dress up, and it just gets worse from there. To an introverted person, it's nightmarish, but I have to participate.

Anyway, we went as The Apprentice this year. There were three of us, so I (in another slap in the face because I'm bald) was assigned the role of George, my wife got a blonde wig and went as Trump's female assistant (forget her name), and our new partner in the firm went as The Donald. When my wife asked for a Donald Trump wig at the costume shop, they told her, "Just buy a mullet wig and chop off the long part, and you've got a good Trump wig." I thought that was kind of funny.

Baby Lee
06-03-2005, 10:27 AM
Ok, I give - sorry:
Snootchie Bootchies!!! Ya tubby b!tch.

Bearcat
06-03-2005, 10:35 AM
I don't believe I've seen more than 2 mullets in Kansas City since I moved here...

:spock:

You had a prior residence?

Den9899
06-03-2005, 11:46 AM
They just figure that you're a snaggle toothed, biatch mullethead donkey fan.....doubt they'd be suprised to see you and your friends urinating on each other in the parkinglot......sick effers.

Hmmmm, nope. Straight teeth, pearly whites, short hair, about to head to graduate school for psychology. Thanks though.

LocoChiefsFan
06-03-2005, 04:23 PM
Mullets ain't sh!t. Anyone remember the short-lived preppy backside perm for boys?
Dude, I turned my mullet into one of those.lol If I hadn't lost all my hair, i'd still be sportin the Mullet.

Mile High Mania
06-03-2005, 04:40 PM
Scariest shit ever....

http://academic.evergreen.edu/g/glaani05/mullet%20family.jpg

Mile High Mania
06-03-2005, 04:42 PM
This was the farewell shot of ENDelt's deck before Phobia took over...

http://www.radionow931.com/pics/nigel/mullets_marlboros.jpg