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Rain Man
06-03-2005, 06:35 PM
Poll coming. Just providing a crosswalk between a couple of discussions.
Baby Lee
06-03-2005, 06:49 PM
Had you posted this poll a couple of hours ago, I may have opted for the bewbie option. But I just got back from the supermarket, where I witnessed something that scarred me in a very deep and profound way.
The parking lot lines run north/south, with the market at the south end of the lot. I parked in the middle and began to make my way to the entrance of the market. As I started walking down the lane, I glanced to my right/West. The sun was setting, and there, limping along, was a middle aged Latino lady wearing a sheer satin dress.
Now, clothed, I'm sure this lady was just fine looking. A little, . . robust, but nothing sickening. But with the sun at her back, and the fabric providing no discretion, no mysteries left to discover, every crag and crevice in stark relief, . . well my need for a gallon of milk and loaf of bread was quickly replaced by my need to barf in the comfort of my own bathroom.
Rain Man
06-03-2005, 06:51 PM
That's a very sad story. Please accept my sympathies and enjoy your free satellite TV.
Skip Towne
06-03-2005, 07:07 PM
BL is right. You would get grossed out 20 times for every thrill you got. Unless you hung around the high school.
JimNasium
06-03-2005, 07:10 PM
I want 50% off of my satellite bill and selective xray vision.
Skip Towne
06-03-2005, 07:18 PM
I want 50% off of my satellite bill and selective xray vision.
Yeah, the vision would have to be selective.
Hammock Parties
06-03-2005, 07:23 PM
Free satellite.
Skip Towne
06-03-2005, 07:29 PM
Free satellite.
You've already got that.
Ultra Peanut
06-03-2005, 07:52 PM
You've already got that.You never hooked ME up with free satellite!
:(
Skip Towne
06-03-2005, 07:55 PM
You never hooked ME up with free satellite!
:(
Talk to Gochiefs mom.
whoman69
06-03-2005, 08:01 PM
Dont they have porn on satellite TV that we would get. Why go thru the pain of seeing the majority of 200 lb cows there are around when you can get all the free boobies you want on the dish.
Ultra Peanut
06-03-2005, 08:05 PM
Talk to Gochiefs mom.Oh, snappity.
Skip Towne
06-03-2005, 08:05 PM
Dont they have porn on satellite TV that we would get. Why go thru the pain of seeing the majority of 200 lb cows there are around when you can get all the free boobies you want on the dish.
Yeah, there is porn on the small dish. But the selective xray vision would be handy at work, Wal-Mart, etc.
HemiEd
06-03-2005, 08:08 PM
I got the TV package already, even though Baby Lee's story soured my enthusiasm somewhat, I can close my eyes very quickly.
papasmurf
06-03-2005, 08:10 PM
You can buy the tv package. Not sure were to get the other.:p
Lbedrock1
06-03-2005, 08:24 PM
For all you who chose to be able to see through womens clothing from the waist up, consider this, DTV gives you playboy 24 hrs a day 7 days a week. Give me direct tv because if I just have to see a certain girls boobies I will just get to know her well enough so she will let me see.
Logical
06-03-2005, 08:27 PM
Realizing you will see a lot of women that look like this instead of Halle Berry

http://www.funfry.com/data//501/Ugly_Fat_Women_Picture_3-_FunFry.jpg

I chose Satellite.
Miles
06-03-2005, 08:50 PM
Realizing you will see a lot of women that look like this instead of Halle Berry

Brutal
Michael Michigan
06-03-2005, 11:45 PM
Can you be selective?

Free C-Band and See-through to only C-Cup?
Ebolapox
06-04-2005, 07:57 AM
Dont they have porn on satellite TV that we would get. Why go thru the pain of seeing the majority of 200 lb cows there are around when you can get all the free boobies you want on the dish.

rep... that's what went through my mind

-EB-
RealSNR
06-04-2005, 09:35 AM
With free satellite TV, you would have access to all of the adult channels.

It's most comprimable. I'll take satellite.
Rain Man
06-04-2005, 09:58 AM
I went with the x-ray vision myself. Satellite toplessness is fine, but it's contrived. I like the adventure of a live talent search better.
Skip Towne
06-04-2005, 10:51 AM
I went with the x-ray vision myself. Satellite toplessness is fine, but it's contrived. I like the adventure of a live talent search better.
Yeah, but I need an on/off switch. Put me down for the spring loaded model I can wear on my belt.
Rausch
06-04-2005, 11:11 AM
With free satellite TV, you would have access to all of the adult channels.

It's most comprimable. I'll take satellite.

Ditto.

Besides, I don't want to have to stare at my friend's man-boobs the whole game...