Sex is gross and we should all have our genetalia cut off

[Hammock Parties]

Some of these are just.... :Lin:

http://www.tperkins.com/linked_docs/Fetish_list.html

[|Zach|]

Haha

[Katipan]

erm.. you first?

[Kerberos]

Some of these are just.... :Lin:

http://www.tperkins.com/linked_docs/Fetish_list.html

Come on GoatCheese ... are you still bitter about getting anally raped by your preacher/pastor/rabi/whoever????? :shake:

Bitterness is a negative buddy.... put your hands over your head and wave outward while saying: "AWAY NEGATIVE THOUGHTS, AWAY NEGATIVE THOUGHTS"

Keep doing that till you feel you have released your inner demons!

:D


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[whoman69]

Goatcheese, just because you haven't used your genitalia for anything other than going to the bathroom and keeping your palms warm, doesn't mean you should judge others.

[David.]

Symphorphilia Natural disasters are sexually arousing.


haha wtf?


"oh shit look at the curve on that hurricane, YUM!" :drool:

[booger]

if you would quit bagpiping bears your opinion might change some.

[Psyko Tek]

this thread is worthless without pictures.....


ROFL

god i've always wanted to do that first :toast:

[BigRedChief]

this thread is worthless without pictures.....


ROFL

god i've always wanted to do that first :toast:

Not anymore:
http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Crap-Gay.jpg

[Simplex3]

Hey goatcheese, seems they've even listed your quirk:


Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation.

[Hammock Parties]

Hey goatcheese, seems they've even listed your quirk:


Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation.

That only works a few times before you're all tapped out.

[J Diddy]

That only works a few times before you're all tapped out.


Not if you're a salamander.

[Simplex3]

Not if you're a salamander.
ROFL

Or a starfish.

See, there's two examples of the rules being broken. You should give it a shot goatcheese. You've already proven you're the exception to many rules. Rules like:

1. people like sex
2a. people leave the house when they grow up
2b. people grow up
3. people leave when they're not wanted (this applies to us AND your parents)

I'm just thinking you should try it. If you choose your d**k as the first thing you cut off and for whatever reason it doesn't grow back what are you out? It's not like it gets used anyway. :shrug:

[J Diddy]

ROFL

Or a starfish.

See, there's two examples of the rules being broken. You should give it a shot goatcheese. You've already proven you're the exception to many rules. Rules like:

1. people like sex
2a. people leave the house when they grow up
2b. people grow up
3. people leave when they're not wanted (this applies to us AND your parents)

I'm just thinking you should try it. If you choose your d**k as the first thing you cut off and for whatever reason it doesn't grow back what are you out? It's not like it gets used anyway. :shrug:


first, thank god someone is posting... I'm staring out and seeing 22 people viewing and nobody's posted in half an hour. I thought there was a mass alien abduction going on.

Second, if you are suggesting he isn't using that thing then you are sadly mistaken. A virgin at his age, must be jerking off 4 or 5 times a day....Hell for all we know this is his physical fitness program....

[Hammock Parties]

I'm just thinking you should try it. If you choose your d**k as the first thing you cut off and for whatever reason it doesn't grow back what are you out? It's not like it gets used anyway. :shrug:

How do I pee?

[Hammock Parties]

A virgin at his age, must be jerking off 4 or 5 times a day..

Uh, no.

[J Diddy]

Uh, no.


Um, cough, cough..... BULLSHIT um cough, cough, cough

If you ain't jerking off then both your hands must be broke....

[Hammock Parties]

Um, cough, cough..... BULLSHIT um cough, cough, cough

If you ain't jerking off then both your hands must be broke....

Certainly not five times a day. :shake:

[J Diddy]

Certainly not five times a day. :shake:


my bad...underestimated you kid.

10 times.

[Hammock Parties]

my bad...underestimated you kid.

10 times.

Why the hell are you interested anyway? :shake:

[J Diddy]

Why the hell are you interested anyway? :shake:


Not really....

I'm just trying to help you realize the steps you'll need to take to find a woman.

1. get a job
2. save a lot of money
3. rent a prostitute with a beginners manual
4. play some barry white to get her in the mood
5. embarrass yourself after 3 seconds
6. tell your friends you knocked the dust off that pussy and that she was beggin for more

[David.]

Not really....

I'm just trying to help you realize the steps you'll need to take to find a woman.

1. get a job
2. save a lot of money
3. rent a prostitute with a beginners manual
4. play some barry white to get her in the mood
5. embarrass yourself after 3 seconds
6. tell your friends you knocked the dust off that pussy and that she was beggin for more

what are you his fairy godmother?

I never understood why people try to get involved in other peoples life on the internet.

Maybe he doesn't want to get laid. Some people like different shit.

You really have nothing better to do than try to be a sex counselor to some guy over the internet?

[Pants]

what are you his fairy godmother?

I never understood why people try to get involved in other peoples life on the internet.

Maybe he doesn't want to get laid. Some people like different shit.

You really have nothing better to do than try to be a sex counselor to some guy over the internet?

Skip Towne: "You're a deviant homosexual."

BTW, everybody mastrubates.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm pretty much fed up with J Diddy. He's annoying and contributes zilch. Goodbye, J Diddy, I hope you learn to stop being a complete ass to others at some point in the future.

[David.]

Skip Towne: "You're a deviant homosexual."

BTW, everybody mastrubates.

ok....

that's not true, but whatever.

[Pants]

ok....

that's not true, but whatever.

WOW (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=exaggeration)

[David.]

WOW (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=exaggeration)

thanks for that, that I really thought you believed EVERYONE masturbated.



....

[Hammock Parties]

Everyone doesn't?

[bkkcoh]

thanks for that, that I really thought you believed EVERYONE masturbated.



....


I saw a poll that stated that 95% of the people pleasured themselves and 5% lied about not pleasuring themselves.... :hmmm:


:banghead: