"Hey lady, what is that smell?"

[Braincase]

Link (http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/19144873)

Woman smuggled fish in trousers
7 June 2005
An Australian woman was found to be carrying 51 live tropical fish after custom officials were alerted by "flipping" noises coming from beneath her skirt as she arrived at Melbourne airport.

On closer inspection, officers discovered the woman had strapped on an apron of plastic water-filled bags containing the fish, the Australian Customs Service said.

"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," said the statement.

The 43-year-old woman arrived in Melbourne on a flight from Singapore last Friday. Customs are still trying to determine what type of fish she brought into the country and have not yet charged her with an offence.

She could face charges for breaking quarantine and customs laws for bringing in the fish without giving a declaration.

A search of the woman's home in Melbourne found another five fish.

[Goapics1]

I love the odor of fish from a woman.

[Thig Lyfe]

"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," said the statement.


I don't see why this would be suspicious.

[Goapics1]

Anyone else hungry or is it just me?

[HC_Chief]

A guy steps into an elevator occupied by an attractive female. He gives her a friendly smile, but she turns her nose up to him. Bitch. So he decides to f*ck with her.... "Excuse me, but can I smell your feet?" he asks. "Pff, no!" she retorts in a snooty tone. As the door opens at the man's floor he turns and exclaims, "oh, then that must be your pussy." :D

[Radar Chief]

Stupid joke time.

Q: How many animals can a pair of panty hose carry?

A: A cat, an ass, two calves, ten piggies, and a fish that no one can seem to find.

[Goapics1]

I'm not hungry anymore.

[elvomito]

“If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin’;
If it tastes like trout, get the **** out.”