The bath that lasted six days

[Nubian Nut]

PLEASANT PRAIRIE, Wis. — An 81-year-old woman who fell into her bathtub was trapped for six days before a concerned neighbor and a police officer rescued her.

The woman was alert when the pair got to her, said the neighbor, Larry Nelson.

“I walked into the bathroom and she said, ‘Hi Larry!’ I asked if she had heard me rap on the doors, and she said, ‘Yes, but what could I do?’”

A newspaper carrier who lives in the neighborhood noticed papers piled up at the woman’s home. The Kenosha News carrier, Karen Barker, left a note for a neighbor to check on the woman.

She had been drinking water from the bathtub faucet, police said.

— The Associated Press

[gblowfish]

Prune City!!!

[Phobia]

Wow. "Hi, Larry. I made a poopie in the tub, see?"

[Donger]

Wow. "Hi, Larry. I made a poopie in the tub, see?"

Heh. "Doody!!"

I love crossover threads.

[stevieray]

"Hi Larry, remember that sponge bath you promised me?"

[chagrin]

Heh. "Doody!!"

I love crossover threads.
ROFL

[Kclee]

She had been drinking water from the bathtub faucet, police said.




....because it tastes better.... :shrug:

[Rain Man]

Getting old is going to suck.

[Jenson71]

She needs to be ironed.

[Donger]

Getting old is going to suck.

I noticed recently that I'm starting to make the old man noise when I get out of my car.

[Phobia]

I noticed recently that I'm starting to make the old man noise when I get out of my car.

One day soon, I plan to break a hip getting out of my ride.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=42558&stc=1

[Kclee]

I noticed recently that I'm starting to make the old man noise when I get out of my car.

That's good. When you stop to notice stuff like that, then you're old.

[Kclee]

One day soon, I plan to break a hip getting out of my ride.


Because you will be thrown from it by a theif?

[stevieray]

Getting old is going to suck.


getting old?, according to some, you already are.

Getting older doesn't bother me.

[Donger]

One day soon, I plan to break a hip getting out of my ride.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=42558&stc=1

Compensating for some inadequacy, eh?

[KC Kings]

One day soon, I plan to break a hip getting out of my ride.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=42558&stc=1

Not before you break the bank keeping the gas tanks full.

[Rain Man]

getting old?, according to some, you already are.

Getting older doesn't bother me.


We'll see if you're saying that after Day 4 in the tub.

[stevieray]

We'll see if you're saying that after Day 4 in the tub.

I take showers.

[Phobia]

Compensating for some inadequacy, eh?

Not particularly. I'd rather it weren't jacked up that high. I bought it for function more than flare. That truck is going to put decent food on my table for a long time.

[Phobia]

I hope you stand on one of those rubber mats. I'd hate for you to slip and break a hip, Gramps.

He needs to be very careful where he puts the cheese.

[HemiEd]

I noticed recently that I'm starting to make the old man noise when I get out of my car.

That is the early stages of, well. Getting older is better than the alternative.

[stevieray]

I hope you stand on one of those rubber mats. I'd hate for you to slip and break a hip, Gramps.

ROFL

Hey, at least my woman can fit IN the tub.

[Kclee]

ROFL

Hey, at least my woman can fit IN the tub.


TUBGIRL???

[stevieray]

TUBGIRL???


eeewww.

[C-Mac]

She had been drinking water from the bathtub faucet, police said.



Could someone explain how you could find a way to reach the faucet and drink from it, but cant get out of the tub?
I'm 6'3 275 and I think I would dehydrate first before I would be able to arrange my body in a way to drink from the faucett. I guess I would die knowing I had real clean feet.

[C-Mac]

Compensating for some inadequacy, eh?

The Lord Farquad? ROFL

[Hydrae]

I take showers.

And what about those times you wake up in a tub full of ice? :hmmm:

[stevieray]

Could someone explain how you could find a way to reach the faucet and drink from it, but cant get out of the tub?
I'm 6'3 275 and I think I would dehydrate first before I would be able to arrange my body in a way to drink from the faucett. I guess I would die knowing I had real clean feet.
she lucked out and fell with here face at that end?

[stevieray]

And what about those times you wake up in a tub full of ice? :hmmm:


never done that. have you?

[Rausch]

ROFL

Hey, at least my woman can fit IN the tub.

She's a model.

She might just fit down the drain... :)