sex in the workplace

[wildcat09]

no longer availible

[ChiefFripp]

anyone else care to share?

I'm not meeting you in any basement bathrooms if that's what you're asking!

[wildcat09]

I'm not meeting you in any basement bathrooms if that's what your asking!

uh, no. unless your a smoking hot nurse or something.

[Hammock Parties]

A chick asked me to carry her to a meeting room on my back once.

[ChiefFripp]

Damn I have racked my brain and can't think of any workplace sexual experiences. I know when I worked at Tippons during High School I sure as hell wanted to screw 95% of the waitresses.

[wildcat09]

that hospital i worked at just seem to oooze sexual tension. it was weird and kinda scared me but i like it.

[wildcat09]

here is a pic of the chic. i wanted to add this before i got the dreaded "this thread is useless without pics"

[J Diddy]

Dude all the time.

The best story is of a place that I was not employed. I knew a hot chick that was a manager of an arbys, I went in there drunk as shit one night and told her to meet me in the restrooms which were located outside of the building. ****ed for hours. She came in all trying to look composed. She eventually lost her job there though because her boss decided to look at the security cameras one night after we were screwing like mad hell in the kitchen.

To this day I don't eat at Arbys cause I know there's some prick screwing in the kitchen after close who'd think it would be funny to make his own mayo.

[wildcat09]

Dude all the time.

The best story is of a place that I was not employed. I knew a hot chick that was a manager of an arbys, I went in there drunk as shit one night and told her to meet me in the restrooms which were located outside of the building. ****ed for hours. She came in all trying to look composed. She eventually lost her job there though because her boss decided to look at the security cameras one night after we were screwing like mad hell in the kitchen.

To this day I don't eat at Arbys cause I know there's some prick screwing in the kitchen after close who'd think it would be funny to make his own mayo.


:thumb: i dated a girl when i was in college that worked at the local bbq establishment. i used to meet her after they closed and would hit it all over the resturaunt for hours. it was great. ah good times

[Mr Grimm]

Last time i got with a chick from work...i got married. :banghead:

never get your honey where you get your money!!

[Saulbadguy]

At least it wasn't the cleaning lady.

[Ultra Peanut]

Eating an orange,
while making love,
leads to bizarre enj-
oyment thereof.

[wildcat09]

Eating an orange,
while making love,
leads to bizarre enj-
oyment thereof.

really :hmmm:

[badgirl]

I have dated 2 of my bosses from the workplace, but only once when I was working at a Tysons that I ever experienced anything sexual, in this guys car that was a USDA inspector, but I didn't go all the way, does that count? :hmmm:

[Otter]

I did alot of landscaping work over the summers in college and part of the job was driving to a local supplier and picking up mulch, gravel, lock-block...that kinda stuff.

The cashier always used to flirt with me. One trip I was loading up some brick on the back of the truck while she was on break and she came out started talking. Got everything loaded up, hopped in the truck and said "see ya next week".

She said "take me for a ride" and I said "hop in". 10 minutes later and 3 miles down the road we were pulled over spread across the front seat (it was a big dump truck style truck with the long front seat) and legs and nuts were slappin'.

Life seems to have gotten duller since the 40 hour work week crept in my life.

:deevee:

[wildcat09]

I have dated 2 of my bosses from the workplace, but only once when I was working at a Tysons that I ever experienced anything sexual, in this guys car that was a USDA inspector, but I didn't go all the way, does that count? :hmmm:


close enough for me :thumb:

[badgirl]

I worked in this factory once and these 2 people where really going at it at the table in the cafateria, I said to the person sitting beside me, man those two need to find a room and she said they're married, I said still, there is a box room down the hall they should go in there. She said oh they're not married to each other.

Factories are like meet markets, but I agree that hospitals are just as bad, I have had patients to grab me everywhere there is to grab, Drs who are married will come onto ya, I think its that way most places though, cause when you spend more time with the people you work with than your own family things happen.

But it does make for a better workweek. :p

[chagrin]

Sex at the Chicken Plant and Arby's bathrooms...ick!

I have been fired for doing a gal on the Sales manager's desk before.

I was on the air in radio for many years, I have had the rod sucked while speaking at almost every one of them, banged away in the studio all the time! Ahh, memories...:)

[the Talking Can]

guys, copying whole articles from Penthouse is called "plagerism"......

[Dartgod]

"It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office."

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time."

[MOhillbilly]

I have dated 2 of my bosses from the workplace, but only once when I was working at a Tysons that I ever experienced anything sexual, in this guys car that was a USDA inspector, but I didn't go all the way, does that count? :hmmm:

so you gave him a BJ in his car?
did he get his hate paste in your hair?

[Kerberos]

I was partners with a friend in a Restaurant about 10 years ago and we had a chick dishwasher that was about as bubbly as a cheap glass of champane. Not bad looking but definatly not miss america either. BIG HOOTERS and really nice lips which make up for allot.

She came into the office one night after we closed and I was the one that closed up at night. Dishwasher is the last person done so she sat down and after talking for a few minutes she was on her knees and knob goblin on my member.

As much as this makes me look like a selfish asshole as soon as she was done with her immidiate chore,l I stood up, zipped up my pants and said thanks and started locking up.

For some reason she kinda hated me after that and quit a week or two later.

:D

[morphius]

Nope, never have. It is kind of an after effect when you have a girlfriend at 16 that you end up marrying though, assuming one stays faithful of course.

Though I'm not sure I want to divulge how many times I have turned down sex in the work place.

[Eleazar]

This isn't exactly about sex between two people, but when I was in high school a guy at the place I was working got walked in on by my boss, he was burping the nephew back in the stockroom. At the time none of us knew why he just suddently disappeared and was never seen at work again, but a year or so later the boss told me what had really happened. Glad I wasn't the person who happened on that self-romance ROFL

[MOhillbilly]

anyway i molested a few girls at the office....thats about it.

[ChiefFripp]

This isn't exactly about sex between two people, but when I was in high school a guy at the place I was working got walked in on by my boss, he was burping the nephew back in the stockroom. At the time none of us knew why he just suddently disappeared and was never seen at work again, but a year or so later the boss told me what had really happened. Glad I wasn't the person who happened on that self-romance ROFL
Man , work shifts can't be that long. Wonder what set him off? LOL

[Eleazar]

Man , work shifts can't be that long. Wonder what set him off? LOL

Well, he was gay and positively the gayest person I have ever encountered in my life. I think he just had it on the mind 24/7, he never talked about anything else.

[The Bad Guy]

here is a pic of the chic. i wanted to add this before i got the dreaded "this thread is useless without pics"

To quote Uncle Jessie.."Have Mercy"...

Damn, can you tell me what hospital you worked at and her name? I'd like to take a few bathroom breaks with her.

The only fun thing I had happen to me at work was when I worked at a video store when I was 19, my boss was about 4 years older than me and she had huge cans and showed me and my friend them while we were on break.

Nothing exciting, but she had some large snacktrays.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I caught my coworker whacking it at my desk not too long ago... does that count?

[Goapics1]

I caught my coworker whacking it at my desk not too long ago... does that count?
At your desk? Was he sniffing your chair? If so, you better watch out.

[Fire Me Boy!]

At your desk? Was he sniffing your chair? If so, you better watch out.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2285711

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[Goapics1]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2285711

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ROFL

[cadmonkey]

I've been hooking up with this chick I work with for a while now. She pulled me into the women's bathroom one time to have a little time alone. it was after hours but the office still had people in it. of course she's married and I have a girlfriend so it makes it a little bit more fun on top of everything else.

[KCFalcon59]

I was partners with a friend in a Restaurant about 10 years ago and we had a chick dishwasher that was about as bubbly as a cheap glass of champane. Not bad looking but definatly not miss america either. BIG HOOTERS and really nice lips which make up for allot.

She came into the office one night after we closed and I was the one that closed up at night. Dishwasher is the last person done so she sat down and after talking for a few minutes she was on her knees and knob goblin on my member.

As much as this makes me look like a selfish asshole as soon as she was done with her immidiate chore,l I stood up, zipped up my pants and said thanks and started locking up.

For some reason she kinda hated me after that and quit a week or two later.

:D

Which one was that? You lucky bastard.
ROFL ROFL

[Goapics1]

When I was a bartender in college, I banged uglies with this waitress from time to time. It was alright because we would get it on and the next day we would act like nothing happened. No strings attached, gotta love it!

I'm married now so I do not fool around.

[ChiTown]

I had a secretary who worked for me that I used to bang. Back in the day, before all this sexual harassment horseshite, she used to come into my office, during my lunch hour, and blow me. She had a monster rack, but an extremely marginal face. I had no intention of dating her, and she was fine with that. She just had a very large sexual appetite, and loved to suck the pole. I felt it was my duty to oblige.
:)

[Goapics1]

I had a secretary who worked for me that I used to bang. Back in the day, before all this sexual harassment horseshite, she used to come into my office, during my lunch hour, and blow me. She had a monster rack, but an extremely marginal face. I had no intention of dating her, and she was fine with that. She just had a very large sexual appetite, and loved to suck the pole. I felt it was my duty to oblige.
:)

Things have certainly changed since back in the day. Nowadays, she would sue your ass and walk out of the court room with your pole in hand.

[ChiTown]

Things have certainly changed since back in the day. Nowadays, she would sue your ass and walk out of the court room with your pole in hand.

That's a fact.

In the early to mid 90's, memo's started coming out about sexual harassment issues, and the office fooking between the sales guys and the secretaries all but came to a screeching halt. :cuss:

[Vegas_Dave]

I used to have a girl that I worked with that had the absolute greatest pair of jugs I have ever seen. She had a boyfriend but appearantly he was not very experienced in pleasing a woman.

She had been flirting with me for quite awhile and so one day when I was in my photo studio taking some pictures, she came in and ramped it up. I look over when she said, "hey, how bout you take a picture of these"... when I turned around, she was topless (yes!) and she eventually ended up giving me a BJ right there. We then hung around after work that night and took care of her and myself again.

This happened numerous times since her boyfriend, who she "really liked", just couldnt make her happy in that department.

Of course, once I met my wife, I called it all off since I am a one woman guy... though she tried numerous times to get me to give her a little more.

Ahhhh... good times.

The best thing about it is that it made the work environment a lot more fun and I didnt have to worry about any commitment of any sort.

p.s. Sorry no pics were taken... should have though... it was funny how all of a sudden my attention swtiched from taking pictures to taking my **** out for her. :)

[Brando]

I've never in the office, but my ex-fiance works at the same place, and we bumped uglies in the parking garage when I took her back to her car after our first date.

[Iowanian]

I didn't, but I had a good buddy who worked at a grocery store with me in HS, who laid pipe in the icecream freezer with a checkout-ho.

[Nzoner]

All I'm saying is myself,the company secretary and the company office manager.It wasn't on company time but was at the company Christmas party.

Great,I have to run ad proofs to 40 or so clients now with that memory on my mind.

[Donger]

All I'm saying is myself,the company secretary and the company office manager.It wasn't on company time but was at the company Christmas party.

Great,I have to run ad proofs to 40 or so clients now with that memory on my mind.

Can we assume that at least the company secretary or the office manager was a female?

[munkey]

The best thing about it is that it made the work environment a lot more fun and I didnt have to worry about any commitment of any sort.



Every girl I've ever dorked has gotten attached... :(


~lucky bastard~

[Goapics1]

Can we assume that at least the company secretary or the office manager was a female?
Donger, I'm not sure we can make that assumption. You know what they say about if you assume. :hmmm:

[morphius]

All I'm saying is myself,the company secretary and the company office manager.It wasn't on company time but was at the company Christmas party.

Great,I have to run ad proofs to 40 or so clients now with that memory on my mind.
I was sure there was going to be some subtle refrence to your house being your place of business.

Oh well, guess I was wrong.

[Phobia]

I boff my secretary at least 4-5x a week. She's pretty hot, too.

[Nzoner]

Can we assume that at least the company secretary or the office manager was a female?

Both were females and thank you for pointing that out.

[Vegas_Dave]

Every girl I've ever dorked has gotten attached... :(


~lucky bastard~

Yeah it was great. I had never had one without it either but this girl was special... <insert flashbak montage of sexual encounters here>.

Plus, she loved the throat yogurt. Good girl.

[Goapics1]

I boff my secretary at least 4-5x a week. She's pretty hot, too.
I'm relatively new to the planet, but I believe pink is your wife/secretary or something? Are you cracking a funny?

[Nzoner]

I was sure there was going to be some subtle refrence to your house being your place of business.

Oh well, guess I was wrong.

Well sure I've got those stories but those are with the mrs.

[ChiTown]

Yeah it was great. I had never had one without it either but this girl was special... <insert flashbak montage of sexual encounters here>.

Plus, she loved the throat yogurt. Good girl.

ROFL

Gotta love those gals that enjoy a pint of the Gentleman's Jelly.

[Donger]

Both were females and thank you for pointing that out.

I serve ChiefsPlanet.

[munkey]

this girl was special... <insert flashbak montage of sexual encounters here>.



I'd say....

Come to think of it I did have one girl that wanted me REALLY bad so after a few drinks one night one thing lead to another and I ended up passing out while whe was riding my pole... :redface:

She never spoke to me again after that... :shrug:

[MOhillbilly]

I boff my secretary at least 4-5x a week. She's pretty hot, too.


Oh man,doesnt your wife post?




yeah its gay,i dont care......:harumph:

[Phobia]

Oh man,doesnt your wife post?




yeah its gay,i dont care......:harumph:

Yeah - I'm a little transparent aren't I? But, seriously - I tear that up frequently.

[ROYC75]

A few nights while on patrol....... hey, what can I say, I was a Public Servant. :D

[ROYC75]

Plus I work at home now, does that count too ?

[Baby Lee]

Gentleman's Jelly.
ROFL ROFL - I love this place.

[Edubs]

here is a pic of the chic. i wanted to add this before i got the dreaded "this thread is useless without pics"


I am very proud of you. She looks yummy!

[MOhillbilly]

A few nights while on patrol....... hey, what can I say, I was a Public Servant. :D

Ever see the movie Bad Lt.?

[Goapics1]

Ever see the movie Bad Lt.?
Internal Affairs w/Richard Gere?

[Hoover]

Not at work, but I did score the new girl in the office once, well a couple times.

In College I worked for Honda Distribution Center. They employed a certain amount of College kids going to 4 year schools, great pay for a college job. Anyway, I didn't work with the other college kids, I did inventory and inspected parts which ment I spent time in the office as well as the floor.

They hired this new girl in the Dealer department which I spent a lot of time in, she was hot, all the guys on the floor liked her. We flirted from day one, when the guys on the floor saw her flirting with me I was in line for a ton of crap, so I knew I had to try and bag her.

So one day she pages me over the intercom, I call her back and she she needs something, so I say, damn I thought you wanted to buy me a drink after work? She thought that was a great idea, but then she told the other office ladies so they all took me out for drinks (Hard to believe Hoover was the office boy toy) anyway, it was fun but not what I wanted. So I drank pretty hard, I came back from john and noticed all the office ladies where gone but the one. So I succeeded.

[Baby Lee]

Ever see the movie Bad Lt.?
Great, now I have the mental image of Roydaddy seeing Scanlon and going into naked convulsions and weeping his ass off.

[OgTheCaveman]

http://www.kahiko.com/images/v.gif :drool:

[Hoover]

Internal Affairs w/Richard Gere?
that would be my Primal Fear

[Edubs]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2285711

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I had a friend who just reported the cleaning lady because they were finding Spanish gay porn in the history of the we browser. The sites were very nasty. Funny stuff!

[Edubs]

I think this is my favorite thread of the week. Good quality material....half of which is probably BS.

I did a chick in the pool room when I was a lifeguard. Best day of my life.

[MOhillbilly]

I think this is my favorite thread of the week. Good quality material....half of which is probably BS.

I did a chick in the pool room when I was a lifeguard. Best day of my life.

did you choke her out before or after queer?

[Baby Lee]

When I was a security guard, a good buddy of mine, well liked and respected by the crew and client alike, was fired when he failed to report seeing one of the line worker's riding her boyfriend's pole out in her car on break. He'd seen it while patrolling the lot, and made the mistake of telling some people, but not writing an official incident report.

[Kerberos]

Which one was that? You lucky bastard.
ROFL ROFL

.... she was the NASTY little red head that was a waitress and then wanted to wash dishes cause she didn't want to live on tips.

Her mom works for Doug at Eisenhower school.

:D



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[Hammock Parties]

You're all lying.

[ROYC75]

Great, now I have the mental image of Roydaddy seeing Scanlon and going into naked convulsions and weeping his ass off.


You, are a sick puppy , sick I tell ya. :Lin:

[ROYC75]

You're all lying.

Prove it ........... STFU

[Goapics1]

You're all lying.

You can tell us about one of your fantasies with Vader.

[Donger]

Having worked with very few females, I can't say I ever had sex at the workplace. Well, that's not entirely true. I did get the wife (girlfriend at the time) bent over the boss' desk once.

[Edubs]

did you choke her out before or after queer?



Come on hillbilly......tell us some of your farm animal stories while you were on the job.

[ROYC75]

You can tell us about one of your fantasies with Vader.


Uh, let's don't and say he did, OK ?

[munkey]

You're all lying.

I wish I was... :(

[Fire Me Boy!]

You're all lying.
I'm not lying... I really did catch my coworker whacking off at my desk.

[KCFalcon59]

.... she was the NASTY little red head that was a waitress and then wanted to wash dishes cause she didn't want to live on tips.

Her mom works for Doug at Eisenhower school.

:D



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I knew that was the one. I wanted to bang that ho too.
:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Lucky Bastard.

[Hammock Parties]

You can tell us about one of your fantasies with Vader.

Nothing like that, but I did polish my lightsaber in a newsroom once.

[Goapics1]

Nothing like that, but I did polish my lightsaber in a newsroom once.
ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

I'm not lying... I really did catch my coworker whacking off at my desk.

Let me clarify: The ones who are full of shit are lying.

[Donger]

You're all lying.

Actually, I seriously doubt that. This is normal male behavior.

[MOhillbilly]

Come on hillbilly......tell us some of your farm animal stories while you were on the job.

You men the one about your mother?
yeah she was a sweat hog.But she was cheap,being that she didnt produce well.

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL

There are advantages to having your own key.

[Biohazard]

I have sex in the workplace everyday, but then I am a Pornstar!.............no wait maybe thats a wanna be pornstar. Oh well back off I can still have my hopes and dreams!

[Kerberos]

I knew that was the one. I wanted to bang that ho too.
:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Lucky Bastard.

Nanny Nanny Naaaaannnnny.

She also took one UP the Hershy Highway ... but that wasn't at work.. it was in one of the rooms at the Harvest after I closed up.


:D


You're all lying.

You are green because you can't even get laid and we are getting some butt at work. When you are the boss it is EASY to get laid. There were more than a few chances to bang some waitresses but my partner started getting pissed telling me to STOP boinking the HELP.




:D





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[chiefs4me]

[QUOTE=rxrider]Nanny Nanny Naaaaannnnny.

She also took one UP the Hershy Highway ... but that wasn't at work.. it was in one of the rooms at the Harvest after I closed up.


:D




You are green because you can't even get laid and we are getting some butt at work. When you are the boss it is EASY to get laid. There were more than a few chances to bang some waitresses but my partner started getting pissed telling me to STOP boinking the HELP.




:D [quote]









:rolleyes: of course they are gonna screw you if you are the boss....they don't want to get fired for turning you down...it's like taking one for the team.

[JimNasium]

:rolleyes: of course they are gonna screw you if you are the boss....they don't want to get fired for turning you down...it's like taking one for the team.
ROFL Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark. Would you like to take one for the Chiefs Planet team?

[chiefs4me]

ROFL Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark. Would you like to take one for the Chiefs Planet team?





ROFL that would depend on who you had in mind.

[tyton75]

I once worked for a hotel up by the airport as a maintenance guy.. would work until midnight... anyway.. the head of the housekeeping dept was a tall blonde with a nice @ss.. and she would kinda flirt with me but i never thought much of it.

well, she and my boss would sit around and smoke before he left and I would have to go on rounds.. well.. one friday, they started to smoke so I left and when I came back down.. he had gone but she was still there.. so we started talking/flirting.. this went on for a couple weeks..

long story short... we had sex all OVER that freaking hotel... on my boss's desk, in the electrical room, in some of the hotel rooms.. but my favorite was on the roof.. it had a glassed atrium that you could look down on the hotel from.. and I drilled her bent over the atrium, while she looks into the hotel... that was pretty cool if I dont' say so myself..

[JimNasium]

ROFL that would depend on who you had in mind.
Well, I'm on the team so.....

[BigMeatballDave]

NEVER any sex in my workplace. All dudes...

[JimNasium]

NEVER any sex in my workplace. All dudes...
At least none that you have been involved in eh?

[Goapics1]

ROFL that would depend on who you had in mind.
I hear gochiefs needs experience with another human.

[Fire Me Boy!]

it's like taking one for the team.
Yeah, kinda like that whole pink/phobia thing... she thought she had to since phobia was a founding member.


I also just noticed in pink's profile she joined 9/11, 2001... while the rest of us were watching in horror the twin towers disaster, she was playing around on ChiefsPlanet...

[BigMeatballDave]

At least none that you have been involved in eh?Most certainly, and eeeww, BTW...

[chiefs4me]

I hear gochiefs needs experience with another human.



I am not into little boys...

[Iowanian]

gohoover, I think you meant to post that in another thread

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=40515&page=2


Not at work, but I did score the new girl in the office once, well a couple times.

In College I worked for Honda Distribution Center. They employed a certain amount of College kids going to 4 year schools, great pay for a college job. Anyway, I didn't work with the other college kids, I did inventory and inspected parts which ment I spent time in the office as well as the floor.

They hired this new girl in the Dealer department which I spent a lot of time in, she was hot, all the guys on the floor liked her. We flirted from day one, when the guys on the floor saw her flirting with me I was in line for a ton of crap, so I knew I had to try and bag her.

So one day she pages me over the intercom, I call her back and she she needs something, so I say, damn I thought you wanted to buy me a drink after work? She thought that was a great idea, but then she told the other office ladies so they all took me out for drinks (Hard to believe Hoover was the office boy toy) anyway, it was fun but not what I wanted. So I drank pretty hard, I came back from john and noticed all the office ladies where gone but the one. So I succeeded.

[Kerberos]

ROFL that would depend on who you had in mind.


Well I may not be your boss .... But I could sure by YO DADDY !



:D



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[Hammock Parties]

I am not into little boys...

And I'm not into stupid whores.

[chiefs4me]

Well, I'm on the team so.....





ROFL

[Goapics1]

And I'm not into stupid whores.
uh oh.

[chiefs4me]

And I'm not into stupid whores.




ROFL have you ever had sex....other then with yourself.

[Donger]

And I'm not into stupid whores.

Get it right. She's a fivesome NASCAR slut.

[chiefs4me]

Well I may not be your boss .... But I could sure by YO DADDY !



:D



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ROFL you are not old enough to be my daddy....

[Kerberos]

ROFL have you ever had sex....other then with yourself.


Does Rosey count since she has a different name???



:D


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[tyton75]

I think this thread is going to be hijacked with this BS.. take it to another thread.. don't spoil this one

[Iowanian]

I am not into little boys...

Aren't you married, Hooker?

[chiefs4me]

damn this thread just went south......it's all yours now.

[chiefs4me]

Does Rosey count since she has a different name???



:D


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it just might.....:)

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL have you ever had sex....other then with yourself.

I've had sex with hundreds of people.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Does Rosey count since she has a different name???
Please no... I have a cat named Rosey. :shake:

Actually, her name is Rosebud (I have a thing about naming my pets after literary/film characters/items. Obviously, this one's Citizen Kane... and also the film's writer's nickname for his girlfriend's pussy)...

[KCFalcon59]

Nanny Nanny Naaaaannnnny.

She also took one UP the Hershy Highway ... but that wasn't at work.. it was in one of the rooms at the Harvest after I closed up.


:D




You are green because you can't even get laid and we are getting some butt at work. When you are the boss it is EASY to get laid. There were more than a few chances to bang some waitresses but my partner started getting pissed telling me to STOP boinking the HELP.




:D





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ROFL ROFL I remember him saying that. funny chit.

[J Diddy]

And I'm not into stupid whores.


dude your only hope is a stupid whore.

One that charges quite a bit.

[J Diddy]

I once worked for a hotel up by the airport as a maintenance guy.. would work until midnight... anyway.. the head of the housekeeping dept was a tall blonde with a nice @ss.. and she would kinda flirt with me but i never thought much of it.

well, she and my boss would sit around and smoke before he left and I would have to go on rounds.. well.. one friday, they started to smoke so I left and when I came back down.. he had gone but she was still there.. so we started talking/flirting.. this went on for a couple weeks..

long story short... we had sex all OVER that freaking hotel... on my boss's desk, in the electrical room, in some of the hotel rooms.. but my favorite was on the roof.. it had a glassed atrium that you could look down on the hotel from.. and I drilled her bent over the atrium, while she looks into the hotel... that was pretty cool if I dont' say so myself..

imagine the horror of the children watching innocently as some man pound a chick on the roof of the hotel.

priceless.

[J Diddy]

[QUOTE=rxrider]Nanny Nanny Naaaaannnnny.

She also took one UP the Hershy Highway ... but that wasn't at work.. it was in one of the rooms at the Harvest after I closed up.


:D




You are green because you can't even get laid and we are getting some butt at work. When you are the boss it is EASY to get laid. There were more than a few chances to bang some waitresses but my partner started getting pissed telling me to STOP boinking the HELP.




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:rolleyes: of course they are gonna screw you if you are the boss....they don't want to get fired for turning you down...it's like taking one for the team.


Yep, I like being the boss.

[foxman]

I did one time at work with my now wife in the stock room floor while a customer watched a movie.

I once worked for a Pizza resturant as a delivery driver and pretty much had every waitress. It was to the point that when a waitress was late the manager would call my house to see if she was there.

[shaneo69]

I didn't think I'd be able to contribute to this thread, but tyton's story reminded me of a good one...

My senior year in H.S. and freshman year in college I went out with a girl that I waited tables with (let's call her Lisa). Before my soph year in college, I broke up with Lisa and got a new job waiting tables at a restaurant that was connected to a Comfort Inn. Started dating a different girl named Jennifer (who I did not work with), but after a few months, I realized that I still liked Lisa. Lisa had also started dating a new guy, but somehow we still ran into each other occasionally, probably because her dad and I had Chiefs season tickets together.

After working at this Comfort Inn restaurant for awhile, I found out that employees could use the hotel hot tub after work (it closed to the public at 10:00 p.m.). At some point, I mentioned this to Lisa, and one night, she showed up at the end of my shift with her swim suit in her bag, saying she wanted to sit in the hot tub. Turned out she got bored pretty quickly just sitting in the jacuzzi, and wanted to "enhance" the hot tub experience.

After that, she would come up to the restaurant/hotel about once a week for hot tubbing after work, and my co-workers got to know her better than Jennifer, the girl I was actually dating.

It all came crashing down one night, however. Jennifer called the restaurant to talk to me, and the dumbass bartender says, "Yeah, let me get him. Is this Lisa?"

Ouch. I couldn't explain my way out of that one, and Jennifer dumped me that night. And when Lisa found out that I was now single again, she suddenly decided that she wanted to be "exclusive" with her boyfriend. So I was SOL.

[munkey]

Ouch. I couldn't explain my way out of that one, and Jennifer dumped me that night. And when Lisa found out that I was now single again, she suddenly decided that she wanted to be "exclusive" with her boyfriend. So I was SOL.

Sucks getting caught...

[KC Kings]

When I was in the Navy I was stationed on the USS Simon Lake in Italy for two years. It was a Sub Tender, and tenders were the first ships modified for females, and about 50% of the E-4 and below were female. If we hooked up with a girl while we were out drinking (every night), and didn't have cash for a hotel room we would go back to the ship and bring them to the back room of our shop.

There was one standard governement blue office chair with no arms, that was used mulitple times for doing the deed. We kept a list of the "Blue Chair Specials", and at one time there were over 50 names on the list, but that was between 4 different guys and one of them was a man whore goofy Irish kid that could somehow get laid 4 times a day if he wanted to.

It was nasty because the chair had been used so many times, never washed, and towards the end of my tour we would actually give up a hotel in order to get another Blue Chair Special. It was great when we were woring in the back office and some unsuspecting soul sat down in the chair and took a rest as the rest of us laughed our butts off.

[MichaelH]

Unfortunately, I have never been as fortunate as other Planteteers. Usually the secretaries were hideous at every place I've worked. I just started a new job on Monday with a large manufacturer that employs several hundred workers. The chance might arise, but I'm now happily married. I will look around and dream though. :drool:

[alpha_omega]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2285711

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I thought that story sounded familiar.

[Pants]

I know this is frowned upon by our bosses and hr departments but it is bound to happen. who else around here has nailed a little ass on company time? at my previous job location (before i moved to kc) there was this hot little piece of arse that eyed me everytime i saw here. of course i flirted back, i mean i am only a man.she worked as a receptionist at the main desk of the hospital. one conversation topic lead to another and next thing i know she is wanting to bang. i never took her serious because she was engaged. then one night i was getting ready to get off and she called me in the lab. she wanted to meet up before i went home. i quickly thought of the most secluded place in the hospital and it happened to be a bathroom in the basement. i told her to meet me down there in 10 min. the whole time i was thinking to myself this can't really be happening. people only read about things like this (maybe some of you right now). sure enough she was down there and we banged like i was drilling for oil. it was crazy. this scene ended up repeating several times before i moved. she still calls to this day.

anyone else care to share?

Aren't you married with kids?

[Skip Towne]

Well, I'm on the team so.....
Gochiefs already spoke for you.

[chiefs4me]

Gochiefs already spoke for you.





bite your tongue....

[Fire Me Boy!]

I must say that I liked the older style soda machines a lot... the metal and glass made so much noise that I was always sure that [it] was going to break as I pulled ... out.

[StcChief]

First job (1977) in Chicago as tech engineer got a a hot little programmer to give me a BJ after happy hour in company parking lot in my car. Went to her place and nailed her all night into next day in the shower. It was a Sat.

Work on Monday was interesting since she was on our team... We acted like nothing was amiss.

I moved away a few months later after finding out she had done a bunch a guys there. Lucky I didn't catch anything. She was just a nympho.


Second job (1978) my married friend (software engineer) was nailing the secretary there on side.

They did it on big conference room table. I was look out and door guard. His wife later found out, that was the end of it, nearly cost him his marriage.

Those were before sex charges and BS.

[Hoover]

So I just had to go to the store in town. I think they only employ Hotties from High School, maybe Hoov could work there at night so he could have another story to tell....

[Calcountry]

A chick asked me to carry her to a meeting room on my back once.ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

I declined the offer. I'd say she got the hint.

[Pants]

I declined the offer. I'd say she got the hint.

Why did you decline?

[Hammock Parties]

Why did you decline?

Here's her pic:

http://www.theshorthorn.com/archive/2002/fall/02-oct-02/opm2.jpg

[Skip Towne]

Here's her pic:

http://www.theshorthorn.com/archive/2002/fall/02-oct-02/opm2.jpg
I'll bet she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.

[Hammock Parties]

I'll bet she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.

Who knows, but I wasn't fond of her personality either.

[tk13]

Here's her pic:

http://www.theshorthorn.com/archive/2002/fall/02-oct-02/opm2.jpg
One day you were learn that... that looks a lot better than this:

http://www.allgemeinbildung.ch/piktos/Hand_die.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

One day you were learn that... that looks a lot better than this:

http://www.allgemeinbildung.ch/piktos/Hand_die.jpg

I'm positive she didn't want to do anything naughty anyway.

[Baby Lee]

Who knows, but I wasn't fond of her personality either.
Good a place for this as any.
gochiefs = Zio? :shrug:
http://www.bartcop.com/fudgepacker7kz.jpg

[Fairplay]

I do not have any sex in the work place stories to tell.

I did however have an on going afternoon romp thing going with this girl at my work. Shes married. She would start saying stuff like my husband wants to see me have sex with another man a few times. I just said oh thats kinda strange and all that. I think she was wanting us to do it for him i think. No way.

[chiefs4me]

I do not have any sex in the work place stories to tell.

I did however have an on going afternoon romp thing going with this girl at my work. Shes married. She would start saying stuff like my husband wants to see me have sex with another man a few times. I just said oh thats kinda strange and all that. I think she was wanting us to do it for him i think. No way.


:spock: I wouldn't of thought you were a bad boy B...you little devil.

[Kerberos]

I'm positive she didn't want to do anything naughty anyway.


Man ... who cares about personality or looks for that matter ..

That is why they make convenient light switches and gags.

If I was a virgin I would take the first piece of AZZ that came my way as long as she was at least smaller than a hump back whale and didn't smell like one.

I know you would probably like your first time to be special or something *ucked up like that but damn boy ... grab your balls and go get yourself a piece of ass and end this (put age here) year long drought!

The first time you slide into a WARM, MOIST, SOFT and hopefully TIGHT CAVERN you will wonder WHY .... WHY.... WHY did I wait so long to try this out!

IMO




:D



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[Hoover]

Man ... who cares about personality or looks for that matter ..

That is why they make convenient light switches and gags.

If I was a virgin I would take the first piece of AZZ that came my way as long as she was at least smaller than a hump back whale and didn't smell like one.

I know you would probably like your first time to be special or something *ucked up like that but damn boy ... grab your balls and go get yourself a piece of ass and end this (put age here) year long drought!

The first time you slide into a WARM, MOIST, SOFT and hopefully TIGHT CAVERN you will wonder WHY .... WHY.... WHY did I wait so long to try this out!

IMO




:D



.
Isn't go Chiefs like 75?

[Skip Towne]

Man ... who cares about personality or looks for that matter ..

That is why they make convenient light switches and gags.

If I was a virgin I would take the first piece of AZZ that came my way as long as she was at least smaller than a hump back whale and didn't smell like one.

I know you would probably like your first time to be special or something *ucked up like that but damn boy ... grab your balls and go get yourself a piece of ass and end this (put age here) year long drought!

The first time you slide into a WARM, MOIST, SOFT and hopefully TIGHT CAVERN you will wonder WHY .... WHY.... WHY did I wait so long to try this out!

IMO




:D



.
Uh..... I think Gochiefs is 25.

[elvomito]

i used to cut/make pizza at the local pizza "teepee"
one day before work i was fingering and bangin some chick. took the routine shower and realized the smell was still on my fingers. couldn't get it off no matter how hard i scrubbed.
still, i went to work, handling people's pizzas.
the smell lingered for 3 days.

what was i to do? i tried

[Inspector]

Years and years ago I was a long distance operator.

Over 90 employees and only 6 of us were men.

And yeah, it was just like you're thinking. Probably even better.

[Monty]

I swore to myself that I would never talk about my OJT exploits, but I've been drinking heavily tonight, so here goes:

I used to work at a Pizza place my first two years of college and the manager asked me if I wanted to stay late and do some extra work around the place for some extra cash. Being the starving college student, of course I agreed and offered to help out. The first night was just normal stuff, painting and stuff. The second night she showed me the bed upstairs and we made it a regular habit to spend some time up there when I was doing this extra work. I remember her giving me the first check, making sure that I noticed in the Memo section that she had written "For Services Rendered" and giving me that knowing wink.

When I was at KU, I sold Kirby's on the weekend in some of the small towns around Lawrence. I'd do the demo for the lady, sell the machine and then come back later for some fun. There was one lady in Ottawa who I'll always remember and I used to stop by her house regularly for a service check for about a year after she bought from me. :D

That's enough for now....I need to go get another beer.... :D

[Katipan]

We wanted to steal a bunch of music and burn CDs, and this was way back in the day before we had our own stuff. So we snuck into my office which was on the 10th floor of a downtown building, played footsies on the conference room table overlooking the phoenix sky line at night.

Every monday my boss would sit on the chair my hubby dribbled on.

God I hated my boss.

[wildcat09]

Aren't you married with kids?


no sir i'm not.

[Pants]

no sir i'm not.

I'm confused.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=117535

[wildcat09]

I'm confused.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=117535


never said i was married but i do have a wonderful daughter

[wutamess]

He's not married but he has a daughter... what's so hard to understand here?

[wildcat09]

these sort of things happen

[Pants]

He's not married but he has a daughter... what's so hard to understand here?

When I asked whether he was married with children, he said no - to the whole statement. I assumed he meant no to both parts. Thanks for the input, though.

[Rausch]

I met my girlfriend at work.

Only ****ing thing that place was ever good for...

[wildcat09]

I met my girlfriend at work.

Only ****ing thing that place was ever good for...


i take it your no longer there?

[wildcat09]

I am very proud of you. She looks yummy!


sometimes i really miss that place :(

[Rausch]

i take it your no longer there?

No.

Due to issues completely unrelated to sex or my girlfriend.

[wildcat09]

To quote Uncle Jessie.."Have Mercy"...

Damn, can you tell me what hospital you worked at and her name? I'd like to take a few bathroom breaks with her.

The only fun thing I had happen to me at work was when I worked at a video store when I was 19, my boss was about 4 years older than me and she had huge cans and showed me and my friend them while we were on break.

Nothing exciting, but she had some large snacktrays.


her name was andrea but the facility shall remain nameless

[wildcat09]

No.

Due to issues completely unrelated to sex or my girlfriend.


do you still have the girlfriend?

[Rausch]

do you still have the girlfriend?

Yup. Almost 9 years later.

We make money to allow us to have the means to be happy with other people.

I can think of no greater definition for lonliness than finding work more rewarding than interaction with other human beings...

[Mr Grimm]

At least it wasn't the cleaning lady.

ROFL

actually she was a housekeeper at the hotel i worked in at the time...so ya....she kind was.

[wildcat09]

ROFL

actually she was a housekeeper at the hotel i worked in at the time...so ya....she kind was.


this is why i never trust the sheets at hotels

[JimNasium]

Yup. Almost 9 years later.

We make money to allow us to have the means to be happy with other people.

I can think of no greater definition for lonliness than finding work more rewarding than interaction with other human beings...
I think I need to get out my Tommy Kat decoder ring. :hmmm: