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Jenson71
06-10-2005, 08:08 PM
5'9"ish, curvy, strawberry blonde.

|Zach|
06-10-2005, 08:09 PM
Didn't pan out?

David.
06-10-2005, 08:10 PM
a pool?

I donno

Hammock Parties
06-10-2005, 08:10 PM
Jenson needs to CHILL:

L Jenson 71 (9:07:43 PM): i wanna ****ing choke her
bfett81 (9:07:46 PM): whoa
L Jenson 71 (9:07:47 PM): and then **** her

Loki
06-10-2005, 08:10 PM
life's too short to be crying over one woman...
the best drink is to find another chick. there are plenty out there.

Jenson71
06-10-2005, 08:11 PM
Didn't pan out?

Eh, stood me up.

|Zach|
06-10-2005, 08:11 PM
Eh, stood me up.
Screw that man; that is just disrespectful.

David.
06-10-2005, 08:13 PM
Eh, stood me up.

ah, that sucks man.


But from my experience Stawberry Blonde haired girls = crazy.

Jenson71
06-10-2005, 08:15 PM
She said she was gonna hang out with her friend and the friend's cousin tonight cause they're leaving tomorrow. This is like the 2nd time she's made an excuse to avoid this date.

Jenson71
06-10-2005, 08:17 PM
She said she was gonna hang out with her friend and the friend's cousin tonight cause they're leaving tomorrow. This is like the 2nd time she's made an excuse to avoid this date.

Then she's like "Oh, I feel reeeeeeeeallly bad. I wanna do something with you."

Oh really? THATS A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE.

|Zach|
06-10-2005, 08:17 PM
Just roll with the punches...

Loki
06-10-2005, 08:19 PM
She said she was gonna hang out with her friend and the friend's cousin tonight cause they're leaving tomorrow. This is like the 2nd time she's made an excuse to avoid this date.

so in other words she's being DP'ed tonight? :p

dude... take a hike/hint. if she's blowing you off like this without even
dating you, can you imagine what it would be like if you WERE? liars
never change for the better. you don't need that.

there are plenty more where she came from...

Skip Towne
06-10-2005, 08:21 PM
Then she's like "Oh, I feel reeeeeeeeallly bad. I wanna do something with you."

Oh really? THATS A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE.
I suspect she got a look at you.

Mile High Mania
06-10-2005, 08:22 PM
Shit happens... unless you're in some remote hillbilly town, there are plenty of other options. Stop wasting your time with this one... change bait and cast again.

Jenson71
06-10-2005, 08:25 PM
I suspect she got a look at you.

I think it's my eyebrows.

Ultra Peanut
06-10-2005, 08:27 PM
omfgd00d

Jenson71
06-10-2005, 08:28 PM
she doesn't look too disgusted

Mile High Mania
06-10-2005, 08:30 PM
Are you even old enough to drink? Maybe a kool-aid with a milk chaser is in order.

Ultra Peanut
06-10-2005, 08:31 PM
she doesn't look too disgustedShe knows not what she sees.

Jenson71
06-10-2005, 08:31 PM
Are you even old enough to drink?

Yeah. Or do you mean legally?

Ultra Peanut
06-10-2005, 08:54 PM
There's one episode that shocked me and made me laugh so hard that it knocked a couple of wrestling factoids out of the back of my head and stuck itself in there for life. Oogene shows us the grizzly bear. He explains how ferocious they are and how much damage they can do, and it's all about as interesting as a Zoobook but, you know, it's a bear, so that's cool enough.

And then as the segment comes to a close Oogene begins to editorialize, and that's when it happens: Oogene says that when Jesus comes back the grizzly bears will be nice because they won't have anything to be mad about. THIS IS THE DIALOGUE OF A SHOW FROM WHICH I AM MEANT TO LEARN. GRIZZLY BEARS WILL BE NICE TO ME WHEN THE RAPTURE HAPPENS. When the END OF THE EARTH IS UPON US the GRIZZLY BEAR WILL BE PLEASED.

Skip Towne
06-10-2005, 09:02 PM
:shrug:

nychief
06-10-2005, 09:07 PM
cocaine

milkman
06-10-2005, 09:08 PM
Dude, you haven't even dipped into the well, and you're down about this?

Fire Me Boy!
06-10-2005, 09:13 PM
ah, that sucks man.


But from my experience Stawberry Blonde haired girls = crazy.
crazy = f***ing INSANE in bed! :thumb:

jspchief
06-10-2005, 09:16 PM
Rule #1: Stick to the girls that like you more than you like them.

Fire Me Boy!
06-10-2005, 09:17 PM
Rule #1: Stick to the girls that like you more than you like them.
Except stalkers...

jspchief
06-10-2005, 09:20 PM
Except stalkers...Better to be stalked than be a stalker.

Spicy McHaggis
06-10-2005, 10:41 PM
Jenson, I assume you're going to college next year since you mentioned taking the ACT. So take my advice. Don't get into a relationship. If you do, there's a 99% chance you'll cheat on her anyway and in the end its not worth the headache. If you want a relationship after you get to college find a girl there that wants one too. Or as I suggest, take the first year off and hook up with randoms.

By this time next year you will thank me.

Jenson71
06-10-2005, 10:42 PM
I appreciate the concern, but I'm only going to be a senior in high school next year.

Fire Me Boy!
06-10-2005, 10:46 PM
I appreciate the concern, but I'm only going to be a senior in high school next year.
Then for your drink, I think warm milk should work.

Spicy McHaggis
06-10-2005, 10:47 PM
I appreciate the concern, but I'm only going to be a senior in high school next year.

Ah I see, wasn't sure if you were taking them late. Really, really late I guess when I look at it in retrospect.

Ultra Peanut
06-10-2005, 10:47 PM
Then for your drink, I think warm milk should work.No contributing to the delinquency of a minor for you, huh? ROFL

tk13
06-10-2005, 10:50 PM
No contributing to the delinquency of a minor for you, huh? ROFL
Quick, somebody check his office for an eye patch.

Fire Me Boy!
06-10-2005, 10:51 PM
No contributing to the delinquency of a minor for you, huh? ROFL
Well... I guess the severity of the instance might call for a small glass of regular Coca-Cola... but it is late, so I'd rather he drink no caffeine Coke.

Valiant
06-11-2005, 12:39 AM
Yeah she is telling you in a nice way she does not want to talk/see you..

Move on, go out with a girl she hates... If she works at a food establishment take your date there...

Rausch
06-11-2005, 12:45 AM
You never want to drown a girl. Horrible idea.

You want to enhance her mood (unles she's met you and, of course, already is disgusted by you.)

Pick something strong that you can mix light. Think of whatever you'd drink and give her half of Drink X.

If she wants more, she'll ask...

Rausch
06-11-2005, 12:47 AM
BTW, If you nail Mrs.Curvy-5'9"-Strawberry-haired-beauty...well...I hate you...

Unless she's not Irish. If she's Irish as well I'm going to mail you poo in a ziplock bag or something...

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 12:54 AM
I'm going to mail you poo in a ziplock bag or something...
I think that might be a federal offense.

Chiefs Pantalones
06-11-2005, 01:18 AM
If she stands you up twice, that means she doesn't like you. But if she does happen to actually finally go out with you, prepare for sex, because it's probably just because she's horny and can't find no other skanky guy at the moment.

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 01:41 AM
dude you have a ways to go. do even trip

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 01:49 AM
you know what, skip relationships in general. in the end you will only lie to her and hurt her. then you will die alone and nobody will notice.that is what guys do. i for one should know.

bricks
06-11-2005, 01:54 AM
you know what, skip relationships in general. in the end you will only lie to her and hurt her. then you will die alone and nobody will notice.that is what guys do. i for one should know.

are saying you've done this before?

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 01:57 AM
you know what, skip relationships in general. in the end you will only lie to her and hurt her. then you will die alone and nobody will notice.that is what guys do. i for one should know.Wow, you make me sound like an optimist.

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 01:57 AM
yep. i am still kicking myself in the arse today. i let the love of my life get away and the lies i told will never bring her back. i will live with that pain for the rest of my life.

Rausch
06-11-2005, 02:03 AM
I think that might be a federal offense.

**** it. If an ear can get through....

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:05 AM
**** it. If an ear can get through....
Yup... you're right. Who am I kidding? The post office people aren't actually doing their jobs...

Rausch
06-11-2005, 02:08 AM
yep. i am still kicking myself in the arse today. i let the love of my life get away and the lies i told will never bring her back. i will live with that pain for the rest of my life.

Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
And an overcast play just taken away
From the lover's in love at the centre of stage yeah
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
Loving is good if your d!(k's made of wood
And the d!(k left inside only half understood her


I don't know...

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 02:08 AM
Wow, you make me sound like an optimist.



i am just facing my reality.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:09 AM
THREAD KILLERS!

Rausch
06-11-2005, 02:10 AM
Yup... you're right. Who am I kidding? The post office people aren't actually doing their jobs...

Eh......They've got a lot to try and cover...

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:11 AM
Here... take it here.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2509643#post2509643

Rausch
06-11-2005, 02:11 AM
i am just facing my reality.

2 Pints to the man who's seen himself and become placate in it...

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 02:12 AM
THREAD KILLERS!



go pour gas on yourself and light a match......er, wait. sorry

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:19 AM
go pour gas on yourself and light a match......er, wait. sorry
ROFL

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 02:20 AM
ROFL


this is all in good fun. i just needed to vent. i am just feeling really low nowadays.

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 02:24 AM
this is all in good fun. i just needed to vent. i am just feeling really low nowadays.I wouldn't sweat it. As bad as it seems, there's a few billion people out there whose lives make yours look like a disney movie. This, too, shall pass, as the saying goes.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:25 AM
this is all in good fun. i just needed to vent. i am just feeling really low nowadays.
I understand... I've been there, believe me. I'm just harassing you guys, too!

Rausch
06-11-2005, 03:02 AM
this is all in good fun. i just needed to vent. i am just feeling really low nowadays.

I just found out I have an illigitimate kid.

8 years od.

Now THAT'S shitty...

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:02 AM
I thought it was better when you said I years od.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:04 AM
I just found out I have an illigitimate kid.

8 years od.

Now THAT'S shitty...
Probably better than finding out Rausch is your daddy... :shrug:

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:06 AM
Probably better than finding out Rausch is your daddy... :shrug:
*chirp chirp*

*chirp chirp*


What? Now I'm the bad guy...

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:10 AM
OK, OK... I'm sorry... :sulk:

Rausch
06-11-2005, 03:10 AM
*chirp chirp*

*chirp chirp*


What? Now I'm the bad guy...

Not in my book.

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:11 AM
Illegitimate kids. Yet another reason to choke it off into a kleenex.

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:12 AM
I just found out I have an illigitimate kid.

8 years od.

Now THAT'S shitty...



i would have to agree with you. do you have a wife and any other kids?

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:12 AM
Illegitime kids. Yet another reason to choke it off into a kleenex.
That should be written in stone somewhere.

Hey Rausch... you should use that in Sometimes...

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:12 AM
i would have to agree with you. do you have a wife and any other kids?Wait, Brad, let me get some popcorn before you answer that.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:13 AM
Wait, Brad, let me get some popcorn before you answer that.
:LOL:

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:13 AM
That should be written in stone somewhere.

Hey Rausch... you should use that in Sometimes...


aren't you supposed to be on fire?

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:14 AM
aren't you supposed to be on fire?
:sulk:


















Does any body else think the LOL smilie is kinda scary?

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:20 AM
:sulk:


















Does any body else think the LOL smilie is kinda scary?





thats right dammit you should feel bad. wait i didn't mean that. WAIT, YES I DID DAMMIT. i don't know i am confused. :huh:

Rausch
06-11-2005, 03:20 AM
i would have to agree with you. do you have a wife and any other kids?

Uh, no and no.

Never been married, never been with the gal (save once.)

My current G/F has 4...

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:21 AM
thats right dammit you should feel bad. wait i didn't mean that. WAIT, YES I DID DAMMIT. i don't know i am confused. :huh:
It was pointed out in a thread of mine recently that "dammit" is not the correct spelling of "damnit." Just FYI. :)

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:22 AM
My current G/F has 4...That's where you and me part company, brother. I will never, ever have anything to do with a woman with kids. Not kids from before we met nor from after.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:25 AM
That's where you and me part company, brother. I will never, ever have anything to do with a woman with kids. Neither kids from before we met nor after.
I used to be that way... but after being married for a couple of years it's beginning to feel like the right thing to do. I don't know... I am kinda looking forward to it.


On a completely different note, I just looked up and saw Alyson Hannigan all goth like on TV... and DAAAAAMN! She's smokin' hot...

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:28 AM
I used to be that way... but after being married for a couple of years it's beginning to feel like the right thing to do. I don't know... I am kinda looking forward to it.I've been married, didn't change me in that way. If anything I want kids (and marriage) less now than ever. I might have a change of heart as I get closer to 40 (31 now) but I doubt it.On a completely different note, I just looked up and saw Alyson Hannigan all goth like on TV... and DAAAAAMN! She's smokin' hot...She was hot as hell as dark Willow.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:30 AM
I've been married, didn't change me in that way. If anything I want kids (and marriage) less now than ever. I might have a change of heart as I get closer to 40 (31 now) but I doubt it.
The less now than ever probably has more to do with the disintegration of your relationship than anything else. But there are some people that just are that way. And very seriously, five years ago I could very easily see myself never having kids. I never liked 'em. But now it just seems natural and something I'm beginning to look forward to.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:31 AM
My, how this thread has changed directions...

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:37 AM
The less now than ever probably has more to do with the disintegration of your relationship than anything else.There was never a real relationship to disintigrate. But there are some people that just are that way.That's me. I'm too selfish for kids (or for a relationship). I have no desire to give up an iota of my freedom for anybody else. I like being able to go or do whatever I want whenever I'm moved to do it, or to spend a night sitting on the couch or in front of the TV if that's what I feel like. I've done the long term "relationship" thing, I've done the marriage thing, and it never felt right.

Still, I could see my self making some allowances for a girlfriend, but kids? Never.

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:37 AM
My, how this thread has changed directions...That's what the night crew is for.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:40 AM
There was never a real relationship to disintigrate. That's me. I'm too selfish for kids (or for a relationship). I have no desire to give up an iota of my freedom for anybody else. I like being able to go or do whatever I want whenever I'm moved to do it, or to spend a night sitting on the couch or in front of the TV if that's what I feel like. I've done the long term "relationship" thing, I've done the marriage thing, and it never felt right.


It takes all kinds, man... no biggie. There are parts of me that are the same way...



ANd I keep getting distracted... Hannigan is on FOX again. :drool:

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:43 AM
On a completely different note. I get to see Batman Begins on Monday. That should be a TON of fun...

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:46 AM
i am looking forward to batman begins as well. i guess i do have something to look forward to

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:46 AM
On a completely different note. I get to see Batman Begins on Monday. That should be a TON of fun...Yeah, looking forward to that. I haven't heard much negative, mostly nitpicky stuff. I meant to get out and see Cinderella Man, but it's looking like that'll wait for DVD.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:48 AM
I'll report here on Batman, probably Tuesday morning. I likely won't get back home till 11:30 p.m., so I'll be headed to bed as soon as I get home. But I'll write once I get to work Tuesday.

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:48 AM
I'll report here on Batman, probably Tuesday morning. I likely won't get back home till 11:30 p.m., so I'll be headed to bed as soon as I get home. But I'll write once I get to work Tuesday.That's one of those movies you could tell me totally sucked and I'd still see it the next day.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:51 AM
That's one of those movies you could tell me totally sucked and I'd still see it the next day.
I'm the same way... and I have an unhealthy obsession with Katie Holmes... she makes me hear porno music in my head.

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:51 AM
i never liked superhero movies except for batman. for some odd reason i love the batman movies

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:52 AM
i never liked superhero movies except for batman. for some odd reason i love the batman movies
No Super-Man? You gotta be kidding me!?!?!? Spider-Man is damn good too, but Super-Man is the best! :shake:

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:53 AM
No Super-Man? You gotta be kidding me!?!?!? Spider-Man is damn good too, but Super-Man is the best! :shake:

i don't know, i just didn't like them. spider-man was alright but i just never got into super-man. batman is the sh*t though

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:54 AM
if this dude who started this thread reads this today he will be like WTF is going on?

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:54 AM
i don't know, i just didn't like them. spider-man was alright but i just never got into super-man. batman is the sh*t though
That makes me sad for you... but Alyson Hannigan is still on FOX... and that makes me happy. :drool:

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 03:55 AM
if this dude who started this thread reads this today he will be like WTF is going on?
ROFL I thought about that about an hour ago! You are totally right, though! ROFL

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:55 AM
That makes me sad for you... but Alyson Hannigan is still on FOX... and that makes me happy. :drool:


i told you i had problems

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:57 AM
I'm the same way... and I have an unhealthy obsession with Katie Holmes... she makes me hear porno music in my head.I haven't let myself get spoiled about the movie at all, outside of what appears in trailers, and although I'm excited about the movie I don't have ridiculous expectations for it. Batman has always been one of my favorite comic icons, though, first because he's only a mere human, and second because he's just dark.

Although I will say I'm really looking forward to Superman Returns next summer, too.

And, yeah, Katie Holmes. I'm one of those rare guys who doesn't like blondes. There's been a real nice crop of dark-haired actresses the last few years and she's definitely high on the list.

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 03:58 AM
if this dude who started this thread reads this today he will be like WTF is going on?Nah, he's been around long enough to know what happens.

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:58 AM
i love me some katie holmes. she needs to drop the old man though

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 03:59 AM
Nah, he's been around long enough to know what happens.


serously? this ish has been twisted.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 04:00 AM
And, yeah, Katie Holmes. I'm one of those rare guys who doesn't like blondes. There's been a real nice crop of dark-haired actresses the last few years and she's definitely high on the list.
I am absolutely in love with her smile... it's one of the best smiles I've ever seen! And if you haven't seen The Gift, there a wonderful Katie Holmes nude scene at the end... and, it's a pretty decent movie.

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 04:01 AM
I am absolutely in love with her smile... it's one of the best smiles I've ever seen! And if you haven't seen The Gift, there a wonderful Katie Holmes nude scene at the end... and, it's a pretty decent movie.Well, this probably won't come as a surprise, but I haven't seen The Gift. Yet I have seen the nude scene.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 04:01 AM
serously? this ish has been twisted.
You sound drunk.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 04:02 AM
Well, this probably won't come as a surprise, but I haven't seen The Gift. But I have seen the nude scene.
Yeah, I saw the nude scene before the movie too.

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 04:04 AM
You sound drunk.



i need to be but i am at work

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 04:04 AM
i need to be but i am at workNever let that hold you back.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 04:08 AM
i need to be but i am at work
That came from your "this ish has been twisted"

What do you do overnight?

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 04:08 AM
well i do work at a hospital and peoples lives are depending on my work so i need to be fairly clear headed

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 04:09 AM
That came from your "this ish has been twisted"

What do you do overnight?


i am a chemist. i work in a lab at a hospital

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 04:10 AM
well i do work at a hospital and peoples lives are depending on my work so i need to be fairly clear headedThink of it as maintaining your internal sanitation.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 04:29 AM
well i do work at a hospital and peoples lives are depending on my work so i need to be fairly clear headed
Then they should be taught a lesson.

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 05:05 AM
Then they should be taught a lesson.


i guess i could tell them "how dare you come to my hospital walking a fine line between life or death. go die on someone else's time DAMNIT"

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 05:23 AM
i guess i could tell them "how dare you come to my hospital walking a fine line between life or death. go die on someone else's time DAMNIT"
Yeah... do that.

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 05:25 AM
Yeah... do that.


did you notice the spelling? (damnit)

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 05:29 AM
did you notice the spelling? (damnit)
I did, but I honestly couldn't remember if you were the one I said that to... and I was too lazy to look it up. ROFL

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 05:32 AM
I did, but I honestly couldn't remember if you were the one I said that to... and I was too lazy to look it up. ROFL


are you the one that has been drinking?

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 05:34 AM
are you the one that has been drinking?
No, but I"ve been up since 6 a.m. yesterday, so it's kinda like being drunk... I'm at work, too. I get off in 30 minutes! HOORAY!

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 05:37 AM
No, but I"ve been up since 6 a.m. yesterday, so it's kinda like being drunk... I'm at work, too. I get off in 30 minutes! HOORAY!


sweet me too. lets go get the guy that started this thread and get shit faced!!!!! :toast:

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 05:38 AM
sweet me too. lets go get the guy that started this thread and get shit faced!!!!! :toast:
I'll take a rain check... I'm gonna go home (I live an hour away) and go to bed. But thanks... are you in KC? We'll do that sometime... :thumb:

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 05:39 AM
But I think you're right earlier... I think Jenson will be somewhat surprised by the turn this thread has taken.

wildcat09
06-11-2005, 05:39 AM
I'll take a rain check... I'm gonna go home (I live an hour away) and go to bed. But thanks... are you in KC? We'll do that sometime... :thumb:


yeah kc is where i reside. and yourself?

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 05:50 AM
yeah kc is where i reside. and yourself?
Warrensburg, but I'm in KC all the time.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 05:56 AM
I'm out... later all!

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 08:38 AM
That's where you and me part company, brother. I will never, ever have anything to do with a woman with kids. Not kids from before we met nor from after.





Did you hear that?




That's the sound of every women and child in the world breathing a sigh of relief.:harumph:

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 08:41 AM
There was never a real relationship to disintigrate. That's me. I'm too selfish for kids (or for a relationship). I have no desire to give up an iota of my freedom for anybody else. I like being able to go or do whatever I want whenever I'm moved to do it, or to spend a night sitting on the couch or in front of the TV if that's what I feel like. I've done the long term "relationship" thing, I've done the marriage thing, and it never felt right.

Still, I could see my self making some allowances for a girlfriend, but kids? Never.



What a sad little life you lead. Do you have any idea at the joy a child will/can bring you?

Did you forget that you were a child once upon a time?

What a selfish bastard you are.........:harumph:

Hammock Parties
06-11-2005, 08:45 AM
What a sad little life you lead. Do you have any idea at the joy a child will/can bring you?

Did you forget that you were a child once upon a time?

What a selfish bastard you are.........:harumph:

And what an 'orrible cvnt you are.

nychief
06-11-2005, 08:50 AM
What a sad little life you lead. Do you have any idea at the joy a child will/can bring you?

Did you forget that you were a child once upon a time?

What a selfish bastard you are.........:harumph:


the guy did not say he likes to beat children. He just knows what he likes and dislikes... which is a freakin' blessing. Would you rather he spend his life pretending to be happy and caring for someone elses children, all the while being miserable, just so he can make people like you happy. Give me a break.

Raiderhater
06-11-2005, 11:10 AM
Screw that man; that is just disrespectful.


Remind me some time to tell you about my non-birthday party I had a couple of weeks ago.

Raiderhater
06-11-2005, 11:12 AM
yep. i am still kicking myself in the arse today. i let the love of my life get away and the lies i told will never bring her back. i will live with that pain for the rest of my life.


I feel so unsure as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor. As the music dyes,
something in your eyes,
calls to mind the silver screen,
and all it's sad goodbyes.

Chorus:
I'm never gonna dance again,
guilty feet've got no rythm.
Though it's easy to pretend,
i know you're not a fool.
Shoul've done better than to cheat a friend,
and waste the chance that I've been given.
So i'm never gonna dance again,
the way I danced with you........

Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend.
To the heart and mind ignorance is kind.
There's no comfort in the truth,
pain is all you'll find

Tonight the music seemed so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe, it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say
We could have been so good together
We could have made this last forever
But now, who's gonna dance with me?
Please stay...

chorus

Now that you're gone (now that you're gone),
that you had to leave me alone.......

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 11:54 AM
the guy did not say he likes to beat children. He just knows what he likes and dislikes... which is a freakin' blessing. Would you rather he spend his life pretending to be happy and caring for someone elses children, all the while being miserable, just so he can make people like you happy. Give me a break.




Where would you like that break at? I have a big problem with anybody that does not like children. We were all children at one time. Well at least most of us.......ROFL

Hammock Parties
06-11-2005, 12:09 PM
Where would you like that break at? I have a big problem with anybody that does not like children. We were all children at one time. Well at least most of us.......ROFL

All males were female in the womb before the odd chromosome got added. Do you have a problem with men that hate women? Besides you?

Skip Towne
06-11-2005, 01:12 PM
There ain't NO cvnt telling me what to do. I'll hate kids if I damn well please.

Thig Lyfe
06-11-2005, 01:35 PM
5'9"ish, curvy, strawberry blonde.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 01:52 PM
There ain't NO cvnt telling me what to do. I'll hate kids if I damn well please.




bite me old man....

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 01:53 PM
All males were female in the womb before the odd chromosome got added. Do you have a problem with men that hate women? Besides you?




Try and keep up here okay......WE are talking about children.:harumph:

Skip Towne
06-11-2005, 01:58 PM
What I really like about kids is how easily you can crush their skulls.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 01:59 PM
I have a big problem with anybody that does not like children. We were all children at one time. Well at least most of us.......ROFL
And did he ask YOU to not like children? They're just not for some people and I for one am happy he knows it... would it be better for him to never have children than have them and not love them? That's just plum dumb... there's probably little feeling worse for a child than feeling like mom or dad doesn't like you or didn't want you.

:shake:

Live and let live, C4Me... he didn't say that's how you should think, just that that how he is.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 01:59 PM
What I really like about kids is how easily you can crush their skulls.
Something about burying them up to their necks in the lawn and a mower, or something, right?

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:00 PM
What a sad little life you lead. Do you have any idea at the joy a child will/can bring you?

Did you forget that you were a child once upon a time?

What a selfish bastard you are.........:harumph:
And DAMN YOU for making me agree and take sides with Skip and gochiefs!











:p

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 02:07 PM
And did he ask YOU to not like children? They're just not for some people and I for one am happy he knows it... would it be better for him to never have children than have them and not love them? That's just plum dumb... there's probably little feeling worse for a child than feeling like mom or dad doesn't like you or didn't want you.

:shake:

Live and let live, C4Me... he didn't say that's how you should think, just that that how he is.





Reap your own words FB...I am not gonna fight about it with you. I will just leave it at, I do not care to associate with people that don't like kids. Those are my feelings and since he put his feelings on the board, I put mine on here also....

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 02:09 PM
And DAMN YOU for making me agree and take sides with Skip and gochiefs!











:p




I do not see Skip agreeing with goat boy? You might just be getting ready to feel the wrath of Skip......ROFL

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:11 PM
I do not see Skip agreeing with goat boy? You might just be getting ready to feel the wrath of Skip......ROFL
No, just everybody attacking you...

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:14 PM
Reap your own words FB...I am not gonna fight about it with you. I will just leave it at, I do not care to associate with people that don't like kids. Those are my feelings and since he put his feelings on the board, I put mine on here also....
Course, he didn't come out and call you names, like "selfish bastard..." for your feelings. I was arguing for him simply because he stated an opinion... you came out with your opinion, then opened fire on him.

Jenson71
06-11-2005, 02:14 PM
Reap your own words FB...I am not gonna fight about it with you. I will just leave it at, I do not care to associate with people that don't like kids. Those are my feelings and since he put his feelings on the board, I put mine on here also....

You're not wanted on my thread.

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:16 PM
"He doesn't like you..."

"Sorry...."

"I don't like you either!"

"I'll be careful."

"You'll be dead!"

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2005, 02:16 PM
CUE gochiefs.

Hammock Parties
06-11-2005, 02:17 PM
I'd take Skip over Chiefs4me on this board any day. At least he contributes some humor and gives me an arch rival. Flash Gordon needed Ming The Merciless.

Hammock Parties
06-11-2005, 02:18 PM
"He doesn't like you..."

"Sorry...."

"I don't like you either!"

"I'll be careful."

"You'll be dead!"

This little one's not worth the trouble. Come, let me get you some rep.

Skip Towne
06-11-2005, 02:34 PM
Chiefs4meme, you SUCK!! Damned kid lover.

Hammock Parties
06-11-2005, 02:39 PM
Chiefs4meme, you SUCK!! Damned kid lover.

http://www.erikssonstunnbrod.se/max/flash4.jpg

Zebedee DuBois
06-11-2005, 03:04 PM
I'd take Skip over Chiefs4me on this board any day. At least he contributes some humor and gives me an arch rival. Flash Gordon needed Ming The Merciless.

Exactly what makes a rival, or a villian for that matter, arch?

tk13
06-11-2005, 03:11 PM
Exactly what makes a rival, or a villian for that matter, arch?
They're shaped like Quasimodo?

Zebedee DuBois
06-11-2005, 03:17 PM
They're shaped like Quasimodo?

I know what makes my wife arch. I was wondering if go and Skip had something similar working.

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 03:24 PM
You're not wanted on my thread.





To bad it's not your board little boy......then you might be able to make that call.ROFL

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 03:27 PM
I'd take Skip over Chiefs4me on this board any day. At least he contributes some humor and gives me an arch rival. Flash Gordon needed Ming The Merciless.





Shut up freak....:harumph:

Skip Towne
06-11-2005, 03:28 PM
To bad it's not your board little boy......then you might be able to make that call.ROFL
Get your own damn thread.

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 03:30 PM
Get your own damn thread.




maybe I will and maybe I won't......ROFL

Bowser
06-11-2005, 03:31 PM
Well, let's all count down to how long it takes this thread to hit the Romper Room now that Chiefs4me is in attendance.......

chiefs4me
06-11-2005, 03:37 PM
Well, let's all count down to how long it takes this thread to hit the Romper Room now that Chiefs4me is in attendance.......





:rolleyes:

Skip Towne
06-11-2005, 03:39 PM
maybe I will and maybe I won't......ROFL
I'm ORDERING you to get your own thread.

Bowser
06-11-2005, 03:40 PM
:rolleyes:

....

Jenny Gump
06-11-2005, 03:48 PM
I'm ORDERING you to get your own thread.

Cranky old man.

Skip Towne
06-11-2005, 03:56 PM
Cranky old man.
Hey, you, did you kill Elvis?

Jenny Gump
06-11-2005, 03:59 PM
Hey, you, did you kill Elvis?

No. Not yet anyway.

go bo
06-11-2005, 04:07 PM
I just found out I have an illigitimate kid.

8 years od.

Now THAT'S shitty...nah, i've got an illigitimate son that's 38...

go bo
06-11-2005, 04:22 PM
Cranky old man.i've heard that you like mature men...

but cranky? :shrug:

luv
06-11-2005, 07:20 PM
Rule #1: Stick to the girls that like you more than you like them.

Now see, I've heard just the opposite (experienced the opposite rather). When I act like I'm not interested, the prospect pays attention, or tries to get my attention. When I start showing interest, thats when he blows me off. So I've never seen a guy go after a girl who acts like she likes him more. Must be something about the cat and mouse game. But even the mouse gets caught once in awhile.

But I must agree with the consensus....get over it and move on. If you haven't even gone out with her, she's not worth a drink.

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 08:32 PM
What a sad little life you lead. Do you have any idea at the joy a child will/can bring you?

Did you forget that you were a child once upon a time?

What a selfish bastard you are........I didn't have much of a childhood, which is probably why I'm having an extended one as an "adult".

And calling me a "selfish bastard" doesn't bother me at all. I already admitted that I am. I think it's a far better thing to be a selfish bastard than to be a bad father. Maybe I do have a "sad little life" from your perspective, you're certainly entitled to your opinion no matter how ignorant it may be (I say 'ignorant' because you know absolutely nothing about me, not as an insult), but from where I'm sitting, choosing not to try to be be something I know I'm not, something I'd do a terrible job of to boot, is a far more responsible decision to make. I'll be a dad if and when I ever think I'm both qualified and capable. Until that moment, I won't. It's pretty simple.

You should have stopped with "That's the sound of every women and child in the world breathing a sigh of relief." That was good. I agreed with that.

David.
06-11-2005, 08:37 PM
dp4me you may be the dumbest broad ever.

keg in kc
06-11-2005, 08:38 PM
I do not care to associate with people that don't like kids.Oh god, what do I have to live for now. Woe is me.

And if I were to say "I don't like kids" (which I don't think I did on this thread, but I've been known to say it) it would be only because they're loud. I do not like loud.

Hammock Parties
06-11-2005, 10:42 PM
I didn't have much of a childhood, which is probably why I'm having an extended one as an "adult".

And calling me a "selfish bastard" doesn't bother me at all. I already admitted that I am. I think it's a far better thing to be a selfish bastard than to be a bad father. Maybe I do have a "sad little life" from your perspective, you're certainly entitled to your opinion no matter how ignorant it may be (I say 'ignorant' because you know absolutely nothing about me, not as an insult), but from where I'm sitting, choosing not to try to be be something I know I'm not, something I'd do a terrible job of to boot, is a far more responsible decision to make. I'll be a dad if and when I ever think I'm both qualified and capable. Until that moment, I won't. It's pretty simple.

You should have stopped with "That's the sound of every women and child in the world breathing a sigh of relief." That was good. I agreed with that.

DAMN.

Hammock Parties
06-11-2005, 10:43 PM
I do not care to associate with people that don't like kids.

I hate kids! They suck! In fact, Chiefsplanet is considering changing its name to "Kid Hatin' Planet." You should leave immediately.

chiefs4me
06-12-2005, 09:17 AM
I hate kids! They suck! In fact, Chiefsplanet is considering changing its name to "Kid Hatin' Planet." You should leave immediately.



Freak

Jenson71
06-14-2005, 10:04 AM
Well, 5'9", curvy, strawberry blonde came over here last night at 8. We watched the last half of Punch Drunk Love and then we watched TV/talked/flirted til midnight. And I made her feel really guilty for ditching me.

cadmonkey
06-14-2005, 10:13 AM
Well, 5'9", curvy, strawberry blonde came over here last night at 8. We watched the last half of Punch Drunk Love and then we watched TV/talked/flirted til midnight. And I made her feel really guilty for ditching me.

Nice work. You need to get the upper hand back. Looks like you made the first move towards that.

and on a side note, all I can picture is you call her "5'9", curvy, strawberry blonde"

"I'm going to the kitchen, would you like a drink 5'9", curvy, strawberry blonde?"

"No I'm good"

Jenson71
06-14-2005, 10:15 AM
It is an unusual name. I think it's after her grandmother or something.

cadmonkey
06-14-2005, 10:20 AM
It is an unusual name. I think it's after her grandmother or something.


It sounds scotish :)

Skip Towne
06-14-2005, 10:35 AM
Hand, you MUST have hand.

Donger
06-14-2005, 10:39 AM
Freak

Says the gal who enjoys NASCAR gangbangs.

Phobia
06-14-2005, 10:39 AM
Well, 5'9", curvy, strawberry blonde came over here last night at 8. We watched the last half of Punch Drunk Love and then we watched TV/talked/flirted til midnight. And I made her feel really guilty for ditching me.

Cool. Now she knows she can walk all over you. You should stick it in her stinkiest hole and dump her. Then and only then she'll know who is the boss.

Brando
06-14-2005, 10:48 AM
It is an unusual name. I think it's after her grandmother or something.

That's funny..my ex-fiance was a curvy strawberry blonde with an unusual name. If her name is Cherish then RUN LIKE THE DICKENS BOY!

Fire Me Boy!
06-14-2005, 10:56 AM
Jenson! Quick... this is important... ask her how she feels about this statement:

Illegitimate kids. Yet another reason to choke it off into a kleenex.