NFL All Criminal Team

[Wile_E_Coyote]

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=6&StoryYear=2005

[Rain Man]

Nice list. I would've gone with Art Schlichter at QB, but Marinovich is certainly moving up the list.

I guess our fullback who was yelling "Touchdown!" while hitting the little girl on his rampage wasn't eligible, since he never made the final cut.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

Vanover could have made STs

[alpha_omega]

Can't argue with their RB choices, but Jamal Lewis has to be somewhere on this team.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

THE WARDEN
Jimmy Johnson - Coach


Seeing as how he’s already coached half this team, he’s the obvious choice for the job. Whether you’re looking at his days at the University of Miami or with the Dallas Cowboys, this guy has never met a criminal he wouldn’t put in the starting lineup. While he has never been charged with a crime, he has been known to associate with individuals that could best be described as unsavory.


What a class group we have assembled. We'll leave the bench players to you.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Skip Towne]

Just put the R_aiders on the team and you'll cover 80% of all NFL criminals.